Ice Spice edish
>>222364545That's not Ice Spice, that's legendary UK singer, songwriter, and producer PinkPantheress
Thank god the new came cause I was typing up an absolutely garbage post that was going through multiple revisions and I'm glad to just give up on it
just finishing up the latest details on the schematics for my newest /brit/
>>222364545s
Just nuke them and be done with it as they say
bad run yesterday but elijah just pulled it out the bag
>>222364598iran has a team?
>>222364609:(
>>222364609Does that dog have down syndrome or smth what's wrong with him
interesting choice for pinkpantheress to have a wig that's basically the same tone as her skin
>>222364545I normally don't like black women but she is so beautiful
>>222364639it's the wig
since when are saudis allowed to dress like this
I want a british wife.
>>222364639rorke: origins
>>222364631Is she bald then or whats the deal with that
>>222364631never undertsood the appeal looks like jessica alba with down syndrome
Why so many non british flags on here? GET OOT NOOU!
>>222364608>NiamhHow is this pronounced
>>222364660probably when they're richmost religious states are just a way of saying these are the rules but it's my culture so i get to ignore it. but being rich helps
>>222364685neeve
>>222364654She's very girly/feminine, which is rare in African women. I think it's more that than the hair.>>222364664Rorke?
>>222364694why don't you liamh
naked women pussy sex
>>222364715So much this
there was a real cute feminine black girl at workproper dark black too not like whoever that is in the OPsuffice to say she declined to have sex with me though I did tryfor the best anyway as my dick doesn't work and I'm not sure what I would have done if push came to shove
>>222364707scrim
naked men weiner sex
>>222364664Lmao
>>222364728every morning I put 3 teaspoons in a mug with as little water as I can just to get it liquid then a splash of milk to cool it down and I swallow it in one gulp right before I head out to work and the caffeine hits me right about as I'm starting along the expressway
>>222364726Unc status? My dick stopped working too after i turned 32
>>222364660They're Turkic
>>22236477130
>>222364706it's the wig
>>222364560>>222364571Couldn't make this up
Gottstrafe England
would willingly sacrifice my eternal soul to the devil to give all asian women pink nipples
>>222364839British humor
woke up 20 minutes ago and my willard is still hard
>>222364786Her hair is fine. This photo sucks becauase she has a double chin here
>>222364847>pink nipplesFake yellow fever haver if you can't appreciate dark asian nipples
ausgods
>>222364961me with the patriot norwood 4
>>222364961fackkk
>>222364980me when theres a breeze blowing back my trump cut
how's it foing x
>>222364735>shoes on bedcmon now
quitting pornonly thing I'm worried about is hangover horn pulling me back into it
Self-awareness will get you very far in life - King Charales the Third
need to get rich >>222365043was easy enough for me but i was never that bad with it. You simply dont wank unless youre horny enough to do so with imagination
>King Charales
Mfw banging Pink pantheress inna di missionary style
king charles eats mars bars
SEX 61: PASSWORDPosted on wrong thread
wordle today is penis
>>222365100>It's real
>>222365100bizarre truth
put the dishwasher on eco but it didn't really do the jobthat's woke for you
just passed away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAEcU-cxUGM
The listen
don't think i'm ever going to gain a clue
rorke dance-walking in the club to It's Raining Men
Cor, got 12 subscribers on me YouTube channel. Mr. Beast, here I come
>>222365169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HveGp5nDozMalmost
>>222365157women get moister and moister with every minute that passes listening to stuff like this
>>222365179great choon
>>222365175i've got 1 million so
right then might polish off some bokkles
might stay up for a really long time
>>222365203good lad
I look like this
>>222365206i've been awake for about 4 weeks now without sleeping
>>222365226alri ondine's husband
>>222365225ktim but brown and 5ft4
>>222365256scre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52agbKW2Fx0
shame about how violent and dangerous pitbull are because they're very affectionate when they're goodin support of the ban, just making an observation
>>222365291sup gingernonce
i've got to go to work, clown world
>>222365157true crime slop is for dumb normie thots
>>222365310As they say
saw some kind of bird of prey in my back garden but it flew awaycouldn't make it out but it was big and light brown
>>222365068find drawing the line at imagination really weird surely that can be just as bad as porn
>>222365181ngl ive paused a couple to wank
>>222365323Magpie probably
Ian McShane is good in everything he's in
think a girl at work has been giving me "the look" lately but there's a chance I've just completely misread the situation so I'll do nothing
>>222365324imagination being women i've shagged in the past or women i've flirted with / have a chance with in recent memory. It's not as bad as porn, not trafficked/molested women having sex with random evil men for money as they larp out scenes of incest or some other muck
>>222365358get her kidnapped and stored in the loft x
>>222365358get her shagged
>>222365358The look of disgust
>>222365323just like my last poo
Ah yes American exceptionalism
meant to be fixing my cv and applying for jobs but been too distracted by the world cup and /sp/ shitposting lately
did england win in the word cup yet
>>22236541260 years ago yeah
They kicked the ball for 2 hours and nobody scored. And I payed 700 drachmae for this crap. When do they score
>>222365419lol
>>222365412yeah
>distracted by the world cupbovine goycattle
get inlove england love winning love football yes yes
>>222365434sup mouldie
BREAKING NEWS: MAN KICKS BALL
sir bovine goycattle
madness
right i've been done
>>222365453lol
scranning a fungus
>>222365453this has to be fake
sir mindraped zogbot
>>222365482ktim
so
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vek2W7S36c
forgot it was wednesday today
Writing Queer Farter's name in the Death Note
nigger
>>222365559elton john drops dead
Today marks the commencement of the coronial inquest into the death of 10-year-old Bridgette “Biddy” Porter.
>>222365358life is too short to play it safe. go and ask her if she'd like to be your baby. worst case scenario you've completely misread the situation, things become awkward and you will have to find another job
>>222365567fucking howling this is me
might vote for Conservatives in the by-election on Thursday
>>222365570the findings?
Kek, the UK is so fucking shit at any large infrastructure change.Not the hecking fish ponds, better spend another ten billion to mitigate it
sir article screenshotter
>>222364545>thread up for longer than an hourwtf
>>222365592I remember writing about Heathrow's third runway back in school 20 years ago oh my days
business idea: penny farthing e-bikes
>>222365620sir dying site
The more I hear about the social media ban and other Internet regulations the more obvious it becomes that it's not actually for the benefit of childrenAlso why the fuck are coffin dodgers allowed to be in charge of anything tech related in the first place?
Nigel Farage for the next king of Englabd
on me holibobs aren't iseen an awful lot of BMWF couples even in this rural part of normandy
>>222365592thats the intentionso everyone can get in on the scam and get their cut
>>222365633dont see why i cant have a gf who looks like this
*blows vuvuzela*
>>222365653Ez like mate
wearing a white shirt today to signify my virginity
>>222365659I love women!
sir mixed race couple spotter
>>222365620>>222365627>>222365642These are all slightly different pictures but most these idiots can't tell lol
sir baby race analyser
sir pauliestare.gif
>>222365653frankly it's the least all of us deserve
how do you know they're couples and not brother and sister?
I have a gay cousin whose bf is black and I can't stop thinking about him getting utterly bbc blacked lol
Sir Andy Burnham
>>222365640>Also why the fuck are coffin dodgers allowed to be in charge of anything tech related in the first place?They're not, CANZUK spooks are
Ah yes that fine British humor we all know and love
>>222365687corr not bent but that's hot
>>222365687my cousin is married to a black woman but i don't think about them having sex at all
>>222365687>getting bummed by a gay niggerit's like he wants AIDS
mum was saying I remind her of someone off the telly but she couldn't put her finger on itturns out she was talking about nick grimshawhonestly rarely been as offended as that
>>222365687do you reckon his battyhole is already loose?
>>222365700Huh what's that all about then
>>222365700You are now imagining them having sex in the doggystyle position
>>222365707he gives me the fearyou just know he's got some allegations
you are supporting JAPAN in the world cup, right?
>>222365708He's 28 now so that's at least 10 years of bumming and he's defo a bottom so I imagine so
>>222365709is what it is
any rabbinic judaism man in
>>222365717Think they should stick to table tennis and sushi but that's just my opinion
>>222365715
>>222365717don't like her music that muchshe has some good songs but i think she's quite overrated
Squilliam, it was really nothing
>>222365717I'm supporting England
The way the CANZUK ZOG glowniggers move in lockstep is overlooked.Literally every policy that one regime trials is used by the others.Mass Indian immigration Social media bansEuthanasia
apparently I across as camp and have had people thinking I was gay since I was like 14 and I'm just not
moving at normal speed
>>222365737Awful british peasant swine
there always has to be a moment on an experimental 70s/80s british post-punk album where the lyrics mention that america is le racist btw
when i talk to foids i try to act less like an autist but that just ends up with me acting gaywhich isn't ideal
deerberg from last nightdid not enjoy the M5 one bit
If you watch the early series of Benidorm there is obviously a quite caustic satirical edge to it but once they realised the groundlings took it at face value they just leaned in to it
>>222365766ever shag him up the arse?
jews doing poos in the pews
Anyone got that image of that map of funny australian place names like chinaman's knob and mt nigger
my bum is quite big and shapely and I once had an older woman grope it when I was 19
>>222365776yh
>>222365789corrr would love to shag you silly
nick grimshaw niece gogglebox
>>222364661I had a Scottish gf and she was the best I ever had and I miss her so damn much. The second best was a Fenno-Swede who grew up in South Africa going to a Catholic school. I now have eyes on a Finnish church chick with Scottish roots.
>>222365789post it
>>222365787yeh
sir nick grimshaw
>>222365787Not on me
the term fenno-swede always makes me laugh and I don't know why
>>222365827Because it sounds like penis weed
rorke is a mother fucker yeah he fucks my mother!
>claims to be against degeneracy>walks around with gay BBC porn on his face all day
>>222365827same to be honest
>>222365633corr would descrate hee entire countenance wiv my glazial ropes
>>222365827makes them sound like they're part iron
>>222365659she was like the female elvis
>>222365838what? he's got a picture of a dad beating his sonmental case you are
>>222365843it's what he would have wanted
>>222365843wanking to this
off to bed
>>222365659Red nerd glasses do the funniest thing to my heart penis.
>>222365813*sigh*okay
what are the cultural, political, and economic implications of rorke getting gangblacked
twerk dat nigger arse white boi
>>222365871*rapes you*
>>222365871
>>222365879>>222365888>>222365894demented series of posts
>>222365827It's a bit like being an Ulster Scot. Only loyal to the crown because it guarantees your rights and then you baselessly think you're better than anyone around you.
good morning you deranged homosexual incel freaks
I'm not against gay sex, but I find it to be gross
>>222365919dont find this attractive as im straight
got a bedside receipt printer to dispense them directly into my gob in the mornfresh smell of thermal ink to start the day
mentally undressing the cat
>>222365843wtf? i love ai now
I am not gay
>>222365919Keemstar started an Onlyfans?
>>222365947Skinwalkers lurk these parts
If you were an -er wojak what would you be? I'd be the pooer
>>222365749>>222365749
We're here posting about poo but a hundred years ago we'd becout with the lads in flanders getting mowed down by the dozen
>>222365955We don't tolerate digital blackface in this generalFor your sake i hope you're a brother
Breakfast toil looms
town guards always be talm bout that "begone!" bullshit
Can tell most of you are short arses lmao 5'8" and even lowerl
on an unrelated note I've got my bum out
*be's 5'9(and a half)*
I'm STILL fucking hungover. Slept like shit too and I have loads to do today. Fuck sake.
>>222365961I'd have just said I had an irrestible urge for buggery and would either have been declared unfit for service or made a lieutenant
>>222365974I'm 5'7" and I'm still having sex.
>>222365947need this paved over and section 8 housing, walmarts, and trailer parks built all over it
>>222365995Based short king
>>222365947can see my house from there
>>222365961last one in constantinople is a poof! *immediately gets turned into red mist by turkish artillery*
>>222365974I'm just shy of 6ft 2, got measured at the doctors
5'8 sex haver clocking in
on the bus with the plebs because i crashed my car and it's in insurance limbo. this isn't fair they should have offered me a free rental
a curry picnic
shagging a pumpkin
>>222366015a curry picnic
>>222366015nasty race traiting cunt
>>222366015corr pass me the saag aloo love
>>222366015corr imagine the state of her poo the next day
>>222366032curry was invented by the British during the raj
>>222365989I'm both unfit for service and an active army reserves lieutenant. I just don't tell shit to the regional office about my health issues and have checked all the "do not share my personal health data" boxes on gubament web services.
>>222366015she's unwell
>>222366015the blanket looks like a naan lol
>>222366015what the fuck is that around her neck
>>222365961Running over the top shouting hi-diddly-doodly neighbourinos
>>222366053kek it does
coworkers have pointed out I'm not very affectionate so I guess I'm going to have to start hugging everyone even though I don't want to so they don't think I'm weird
>>222366015Is nothing safe from woke?
>>222366053roar
>>222366053haha
i'm indigenous australian
did a distressing poo
>>222366047ridiculous thing to say
>>222366055it's a deadly snake look out!!
>>222366015It's probably all cold by the time they get it out there.Yikes
hate how women like picnics. they are miserable with bugs, glaring sun, onlookers staring, food getting coldwill never do one again
do honestly wonder what it would look like if a demure posho like roobz got her labia absolutely blasted by an industrial grade vibrator until she went as a red as a tomato and squirted like a firehose
>>222366093???Do it in the shade? With food that's good cold, like a sandwich? Bugs are neat
>>222366104Bet she has 3 inch pussy flaps
I hate niggers.
>>222366093don't mind them me. not really a fan of sitting on the floor to eat though, i like a picnic table.
>>222366111i'd slap you like a woman if you tried to get mouthy like this with me irl
>>222366075no you're not
It's not as big as it looks. It is an old country manor house that has been converted into three attached residences. Her house is the middle one. It has 4beds (Roobles, her parents, Marfa's, Mummy Bones weirdo room with no natural light, and then also a box room that is packed to the rafters with hoarded tit. But idk what that is or where it sits in the floor plan because we've only ever seen it a few times), 2 bath, weird shower box that opens directly into the hallway and seemingly has never been washed because there's mold on the walls and stagnant water perminately on the floor, 2 living rooms (weird empty room with higher ceilings at back of house and smaller version at front of house where they watch tv and have fire place) with a good but normal sized garden. Her family does not own the land she goes walking on. If you see a greenhouse in the background that's their neighbours garden. Daddy Bones broke ground trying to copy said neighbours, but he abandoned the project quater way through. Which is a theme among the family. Their garden - like their house - is super cluttered and dirty, shrewn with empty wine bottles, broken garden furniture, dead flower pots, and rotten wood. If the garden looks tidy assume it's their neighbours property.Their attic is also a rodents paradise, filled with more hoarded tit. But, again, we've only ever seen it once or twice.
im turning into lubricant
>>222366093You have to make compromises with the dumb foid shit to get segs. You can throw a frisbee around or play some other yard game if you feel bored on a picnic.
>>222366127
spent yesterday afternoon talking with my highschool crush (now married with 2 kids) and we repeatedly found we had the same beliefs and opinions on things and liked the same things and it was all very depressing
>>222366144was just saying this down the salty spittoon
I often think she wishes she could redo her time at Exeter. I mean, she did go home often, almost every weekend, and cried when her parents left her. But for a while I thought it might become a healthy change for her, to mix with others, meet new friends, try new things. She did, but one by one she dropped out of groups and, in the end, it was only about Blakeney, who plays a miniscule part in her life now, if anything. I don't think she will ever be happy until she grows up and accepts responsibility, learns to adult fully and just jump in with both feet and realize it is fun, not some dreadful experience. Her parents baby her too much. She is now a burden. I can't imagine what they think of her while everyone else goes off to work and find out their adult daughter, rapidly approaching 30, still has no professional job, no friends, no life, needs to be driven everywhere, and is busy twirling in her backyard or hunkering down in her bedroom, afraid of every creak and groan of the rundown Bones home. I can't even call it a manor or anything like, as it is such a mess and rented/shared by three families. Not the same as being manor-born by any means!
>>222366015what is that she has around her neck? legitimately cannot make out what it is x
any sink pissers in this morning
got a lot to do in the garden but I can't do any of it while it's bloody wet can I
>>222366153it ropefuel
how the average 40 something british tradie looks at you when you say you agree with their being a dole
Konner?
>>222366188Connor
stomach was all distended and uncomfortable so i did a large hot poo and now it's all better
>>222366183what
nelson mandela just died
>>222366167Her albino pet snake
>>222366203how the average 40 something british tradie looks at you when you say you agree with their being a dole
>>222366183Almost all of them do tax evasion aswell and they are the first to whinge about the country being shit
>>222366211ah okay thanks for clearing that up
>>222366216based libertarian anarchists
>>222366216>aswell>>222366183>theirdolemongs detected
you cannot make gluten-free desserts taste goodit just can't be done
>>222366211>theirthere
>>222366211>theirKys retard
>>222366243>>222366243>>222366243
do you guys think madueke starts tomorrow
got quite a lot on my plate at the moment
>>222366254yeah
>>222366167pretty sure it's just a headband
>>222366254no it's wednesday tomorrow
>>222366153My prom date from the church that I dumped after the prom is married now and my ex and that one sweet blonde I dumped for a retard party goth girl has kids. I just had to try to shag everything that moves and now all the good ones are taken.
