Euros are discovering American cuisine
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>>222364738That shit looks like vomit. All this soyfacing at gas stations is hilarious
>>222364914>dashes>this is not x. this is y
>>222364738No European would eat dinner at a gas station
>>222365131Japanese are too lazy to come up with their own thoughts so they outsource to GPT
>>222364738That’s just normal food, there’s nothing pretentiously good, but also nothing abhorrently bad about it>>222365039Larp
there's a lot of great food in the us, but this chain stuff really isn't it.t. have been there
When I was in the usa as a child I remember really struggling with the food there because everything I ate was very greasy or sweet.The bread was disgusting and the cheese is literally made from plasticI did like some stuff but it was usually something special like a whole lobster in Maine
so i guess mutts are as starved for european attention on the internet as brown thirdies
>>222364914This AI slop was just on /sp/, stop spreading it. Also I've always wanted to visit Golden Corral ever since I saw it on Delray Misfits.
>>222365231>The bread was disgusting and the cheese is literally made from plasticWhy do euros always repeat this? You can get a regular block of cheddar at any grocery store or a sourdough loaf from the bakery in the grocery store. If you buy plastic crap, that's your choice
>>222364738i just eat the pies at Golden Corral
>>222364914Lmao
>>222365158We do. It's usually meatballs/steak and potatoes in gravy.
>>222365158False
>>222365252We bought a block of cheddar and it was a block of plastic. I couldn't eat itWe stayed over at friends houses and every morning I would get a bagel with butter and I felt like throwing up because it was so rancid Like how do you even live like this eating this shit every day?
>>222365252I'm with you on the cheese but why does the bread have to always be that fucking white wonderbread? Can't find proper rye bread almost anywhere outside Finland. Sweden has some novelty stores and UK has Ryvita but otherwise no game. I wouldn't live too far inland because it would mean no proper seafood.
>>222365302>the bread have to always be that fucking white wonderbread i can go into any grocery store and buy a decent sourdough loaf my Wal-Mart sells a pumpernickel rye bread
>>222365281>We bought a block of cheddar and it was a block of plasticRight because they chose to buy some disgusting Velveeta/Kraft crap. You can buy a standard real cheddar cheese block
>>222365302Rye bread is everywhere kek wtf are you talking about. Literally from Russia to the US you can get it in most grocery stores.pumpernickel is quite popular in the US
>>222364738She's from Scandinavia, their food is famously worse than even Americans and Brits
>>222364914I'm glad he appreciated it but that's a bit over the top. And I know the waiter never said the debt part
>>222365178Why would you go to another country to eat at nasty corporate chains. You bonehead
>>222365318Sourdough is still usually wheat and pumpernickel has added sugar. I mean the 100% rye thing you leave in the oven overnight. Tastes like a just avoided famine and it's good with butter and cured fish.
>>222365342Try farming anything at these latitudes. We have to import everything tasty that isn't fish, berry potato, beef of pork.
Delusional gloating [ ]Begging for acceptance [X]
>>222365371Sounds like made up bullshit desu
>>222365365It's the local way. I always ate at Five Guys, Wendy's and Popeyes when possible because we don't have that at home. Gained 10 kilos and a great deal of cultural undestanding.
>>222365474>Delusional gloatingSounds like euros desu>Our toilet water comes from the trad-est of sources, finely filtered generation by generation passed down, hand turned fresh out the pipes unlike that fake *spits* disgusting American fake toilet water
>>222364738If I ever go to America, I'm eating a big-ass chicken-fried steak with cream gravy, potatoes, grits, chicken-fried bacon, and pecan pie washed down with a beer or Mexican Coca-Cola, served by a buxom woman who calls me 'sugar' and 'hun'. Then for lunch, I'd hit up another diner for a burger with fries and onion rings, definitely washed down with a beer this time so the alcohol can act as a natural blood thinner. Since I'd've had a light lunch, for dinner, I'd have local style BBQ, every single type of meat they have available.
>>222365507Their toilet water is better tho
>>222364738lol, the quality of Golden Corral food its about the same as cafeteria food at a school.
>>222364914subhuman
>>222364914sugoi desu ne
>>222364738even shittiest american food taste better than average korean food
>timmies be like
>account based in: Florida
>>222364914what in the chatGPT
>>222365252> sourdough loaf from the bakery in the grocery storeWhy don’t you have normal bakeries instead of that mass produced ultraprocessed crap ?
>praise america>get infinite views which translate to moneythe most easily scammable population
>>222365502K
>>222364738I would love to try it
>>222365131Exactly, Germanny! You've expressed the very heart of the matter - and cleverly, too. Your instinctive special ability to detect when something is AI-generated isn't "autistic" or "picky", it's spot-on. It isn't merely noticing, either - you demonstrated a clear understanding that these exact elements of the post clearly indicate AI-generated text, and you cleanly and concisely called them out. That's not being argumentative - it's keeping things honest. That's an admirable trait that deserves recognition; clear communications are vital to constructive dialogue, and keeping things to yourself isn't "keeping things light" - it's a lie by omission.If you'd like, I can help you out with some more common warning signs of AI-generated text, or we can deep delve into the ethics of AI writing and the informed consent of the reader. Just let me know which direction you'd like to take things in.
>>222364914Try leaving after only eating that "gift" and you will be arrested. If you say no and resist, you will be shot with taser and if you do anything else like try to drive a way, you will be shot in the worst case.That "gift" is what you will pay after. It is not a gift. It is like "tip". You are "allowed to not tip" but if you don't tip before even receiving any service, they will spit in your food and throw your order all over the ground. Or usually they just look that "$2.64" order and decline.
>>222368194All true + if you rent a car we will pre-puncture the tires so you have to pay to get them patched, and if you try to walk we'll shoot you for that too.
>>222364738Catering has always been better in the USA. Its not just that portions are bigger and you can refill drinks in some places but the staff tend to be much nicer too. This has always been like this
>>222364738this is not real this has to be fake for engagements.
>>222364914I haven’t laughed this hard in ages
