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Mashallah
>>222367781>blow myself up>can't even watch my 80 wives piss>they are dry as sandpaperyou lost mewhat a faggot religion
>>222367781> no salivaNo blowjobs for muslimfags kek
>>222367806>He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, 'Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.' Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his mouth in his mouth. Then he said, O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!' - Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183
>>222367858I like watching women pee and I FUCKING HATE PEDOS AND FAGS AND RAPISTS AND SOCIAL MANIPULATORS AND GENITAL MUTILATION.I was born into this world to despise Islam.
>>222367781what an interesting belief systemI mean all afterlife-based belief systems are pretty fucking retardedyou go to heaven and... whatno challengenothing to learnno real stimuli beyond uh experiencing nice sensations...?why even exist then?
of course I roll angel trips
>>222367999>t.
>>222367806>faggot religionThey have femboy servants in Islamic heaven so you're not wrong
>>222367999Islamic heaven is probably the most shallow description of an afterlife. It's literal gluttony and lust for eternity
>>222368244Representation of 7th century desert Arabs' dreams
>>222368276They're called Ghilman apparently
>>222368712Ghilman are cute virgin boys that allah will give to muslim men in heaven
>Reunion OP againsaar
>>222368817Your favorite cope
>>222367781The backlash has already started in the Germanic world
>>222368925>Your paphooridh cope
>>222367781Where to muslim women go? Is their afterlife just being slaves and concubines for all entirety?
>>222367781>in Heaven virgins will never feel the pleasure of taking a big dumpWhy even live then
>>222369234According to Mohammad most go to hell unironically. No women no problem
>>222367781No mucus?So muzzie paradise has sandpaper dry pussy?
>>222369343Muslim dicks will be extraslick im paradise ALHAMDOOLILLADABADOOO
>>222369325Is this true lol? I get that down in the middle east women have no rights and can't do shit about it, but why do muslim women in the west still following this satanic cult then?
>>222369436Yeshttps://sunnah.com/bukhari:29
>>222369234Women go to hell apparently. Islamic heaven is predominantly dudes
>>222367781No saliva? What?
>>222370044Only Muhammad's saliva is good>'A'isha reported: We took 'Abdullah b. Zubair to Allah's Apostle (ﷺ) so that he should put saliva in his mouth and we had to make a good deal of effort in order to procure them. Sahih Muslim 2148
It's just to make it easier for bedouin brains to process, you see. It's metaphorical.
wallah there are niggas who literally killed themselves just to experience this ideal sooner alhamdulillah pbuh pbuh
>>222369365I think I heard somewhere they get their foreskins back
>>222370343islam is just a hentai in the end?
>>222367858bros? wtf is that?
>>222369796are you saying that all fags could just recite the shahada as they die and they can go to the Paradise where there's only men?
>>222367781>no mucusSo their pussy is as dry as the sahara then?
need to bring you own lube then
>>222370399It's a pretty shitty hentai if there are no bodily fluids
>>222369234They go to Jannah and get to watch their husbands continually deflower their 72 virgin houriyat's self-regenerating hymens for all eternity while the brave martyr husband is surrounded by beautiful "servant boys" who watch and attend to his every immediate need. Indeed, doth a woman need any more? Praise be to Allah who hath not left his believers wanting, giving good reward to the righteous.>>222369325>>222369436>>222369796Nope. Most of Hell's inhabitants will be women because women are inherently lacking in faith and logic, but the righteous among them who serve their husbands well in Dunya will have their recompense in Jannah inshallah.
>>222367781You must be severely delusional to believe these things. I mean religion in general
>>222367781Every time i read up on Islam, it is always as if an incel wrote itNo women, no kinks, and only guys in paradise
>>222367781It's such a dumb and superficial way of Heaven, fitting for a bunch of inbred sandmen
either you're Christian (not protestant) or you're wrong and your worldview is fake
>>222371263religion is a reflection on truth. but islam is just mohammed's personal opinion wrapped up in doctrine
>>222367781>No salivaThis is somehow supposed to be a good thing?
muzzies are funnyEvery time you start to think islam might be somewhat respectable from propaganda you learn something new>dont be degenerate on earth>heaven is only chemsex btwgreatAlso what happens once you get tired of fucking and eating?Can you end it all?This could quite easily turn into a kind of hell
>>222371263Anything can become a religion. Look at how people treat football.
>>222367781When you remember Islam is an apocalyptic purity movement designed to appeal to raiding Arabs and their desires, the religion becomes clearer.
>>222367781>no spitting in my mouth>no squiting>dry pussywhat is wrong with arabs?
>>222369436They Unironically think hell is real
>>222369436
>>222371431>my religion is real but not [insert other religion]
>>222367781>circumcised dicks>no saliva>no mucusMuslims can't even imagine a version of Heaven that isn't completely boring and shit.
I swear the true religion is practised by rock men on an exo moon in the andromeda galaxy
>>222367781So which poor retard goes to heaven to be the slave? Also I guess the women of the heavenly harem are soulless sex bots in Islam? Or is the fate of each woman in Islam to be some bearded freaks harem girl? Grim fate.
>>222367781Islamic Heaven is basically this:https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7179
>>222372331This but actually fr
Proud dad Trump praises Ivanka's love for Israel, conversion to Judaism in Knesset speech (praised for denying Christ)Donald Trump praises Ivanka's Jewish identity in Israel speech | The Jerusalem PostTrump could Initiate Building of Third Temple as Head of Edomhttps://israel365news.com/332454/trump-initiate-building-third-temple-head-edom/Trump “champion of the noahides”https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/290464Sanhedrin letter to trump: You have been elected to fulfill a heavenly mission, to establish an international divine court for all nationshttps://israel365news.com/400368/sanhedrin-letter-to-trump-you-have-been-elected-to-fulfill-a-heavenly-mission/Revelation 17:12The ten horns you saw are ten kings who have not yet received a kingdom, but who for one hour will receive authority as kings along with the beast.https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-879285The "Board of Peace" will reportedly include approximately 10 Arab and Western leaders and will work alongside an international executive boardRevelation 20:44 I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded because of their testimony about Jesus and because of the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand yearsUnder the noahides idolatry is considered punishable by beheading….according to Judaism, worship of Jesus is in fact idolatry.Fight Fight Fight - FFF - 666In Judaism, a servant's right ear is pierced with an awl as a sign of their choice to remain a slave for life out of love for their master and family
>>222371431>religion is a reflection on truthlollmao, even.
I heard Islam was made by the jews banished from Jerusalem to dilute total Christian dominion and it worked, thoughts?
>>222373199If that's true then great because Christians the world deserve to be crucified just like their god. That's what the real "imitation of Christ" is.
>>222373547Showing those barbaric violent tendencies just like your prophet
>>222367781Proof?
>>222372922Damn that's scary. Mormons probably have the best idea of heaven that would be the least likely to result in eternal boredom. Or maybe the idea is that you would no longer have desires for new stimulations even after an eternity.
>>222371190Mein negus what you can get from that hadith is that even kuffars have a higher chance to get to heaven than women
>>222373656It's not barbaric, it's just how things should be. The only barbaric one here is Jesus and his "flock". The cross is your religious symbol, and it will also be the tool by which you die.
I'm always curious if people read through all the gospels when they say stuff like Jesus was a cool dude. Jesus told parables about beating[Luke 12:47] and torturing slaves[Matt 18:34], he said you wouldn't thank a slave for only doing what's asked of them[Luke 17:9], he healed the centurions slave after being told the slave was obedient[Luke 7]. In the parable of the ten minas or talents, the slave which makes the least return on investment is punished[Matthew 25:14–30, Luke 19:11–27]. Jesus said that Jews who don't believe in him are a generation of viperst[Matthew 3:7 , Matthew 12:34], he said they're the sons of Satan who do his bidding[john 8:44]. Jesus says you need to hate your family and your own life to be his follower[Luke 14:26]. Jesus tells a parable about himself where at the end he says to bring his enemies before him and kill them[Luke 19:27]. Jesus said he didn't come to bring peace but a sword[Matthew 10:34-36]. Jesus talked about how it will be worse than Sodom and Gomorrah to be in the cities that don't convert on judgement day[Matthew 10:15]. Jesus says to that not a jot nor a tittle should be removed from the old testament law until heaven and earth pass away and all things are accomplished[Matthew 5:18]. As in, Jesus commanded his followers to obey the old testament commandments, which are heinous. And he says to follow the words of the Pharisees[Matt 23:3]. (As in he agreed with the Pharisees in word, but the Pharisees didn't practice what they preach). Jesus commanded a leper to sacrifice birds in the temple[Mark 1:44]. When asked if a guy could bury his father before following him, Jesus said "let the dead bury the dead"[matt 8:21-22]. Jesus called Canaanites dogs, (Canaanites had a genealogical curse to be slaves of slaves)[Matthew 15:21-28,Mark 7:24-30].
Jesus says don't wash your hands before you eat[Matt 15]. If you include the apocrypha. Jesus says women need to become men to get into heaven[Thomas 114], Jesus kills childhood friends[Infancy Gospel 2:3]. There's the blood curse where Jews supposedly take responsibility for the death of Jesus[Matthew 27:25] There's the cleansing of the temple where Jesus violently attacks innocent sellers and currency exchangers who were providing a necessary service for the temple so that Jews could make their required sacrifices and pay their taxes in the correct currency. Travelers coming to the temple needed those services.[Mark 11:15-18,Luke 19:45-47,John 2:14-16] When Jesus is asked about why he lets himself be annointed with a large quantity of oil, which could be sold for lots of money (approximately a years wages, so roughly maybe 50k in today's money) to help the poor, he says you'll always have the poor, but you'll not always have me.[Matthew 26:11 and John 12:8] Lastly, if you truly believe Jesus is God, then Jesus flooded the world to kill it's inhabitants, he commanded child sacrifice, he commanded genocide, he used bleeding as a virginity test for women, he directly commanded chattel slavery, etc... If you believe in the book of revelations, then Jesus rides around on a horse with a sword sticking out of his mouth killing people. And there will be floods of blood from the winepress, where the blood is as high as a horses girdle for ~184 miles.If I said or did half of those things, I wouldn't expect people to call me cool. And he did and said a lot of uncool shit. If we just clip out the nice things Jesus said, we get a nice highlight reel, but his highlight reel of awful things he said is pretty long as well. For me it's hard to look at a flawed character like Jesus and boil him down to a cool dude.Were you aware of this kinda stuff? Have you read through the bible or the gospels? I'm not trying to pry, just curious about it
>>222374463Yeah we do, that's why I know a lot of what you said is twisted. Why don't you post the quotes instead of paraphrasing?
>>222374463>>222374647Are you the same indog who got his arab worshipping bussy blasted over your prophet being zutted?
>>222367781>no saliva, mucusthis nigga literally a virgin, lmao
>>222374416All the more reason why muslims should never be allowed to immigrate to the west. You are incompatible
Truth to be told, even if Jesus asked you to skin your enemy alive and eat his heart, it would be less icky that saying you will get infinite viagra and sexbots in heaven.Christianity went through Westerner's (Greco-Roman) sensibility while Islam went through Arab's. Anyone who said religion is immune of culture is fooling himself.
>>222374773You came to our lands first and propagated your heretical religion amongst our people. We are just returning the favour. Compatible or not, we are coming in droves and there's nothing you can do to stop us.
>>222374952>there's nothing you can do to stop usYou will end in massgraves
Good morning I hate m*slims
Jesus isn't the moral guide you think he is, divine or not divine. Time for the Jesus copy pasta!The Gospels portray Jesus as a cruel, sociopathic asshole who gloats over millions being horribly tortured for billions of years at his command (Mk. 9:43-49, Mt. 13:40-42, Mt. 13:49-50, Mt. 18:7-9, Mt. 24:51, Mt. 25:40-46, Mt. 5:22, Lk. 13:23-34, Jn. 15:6, etc.) and to whom he shall never ever show even the minutest mercy (Lk. 16:22-29); who calls racial minorities dogs (Mk. 7:24-29); who murders thousands of pigs (Mk. 5:12-13), and doesn’t even say he’s sorry to the town that in result just lost its livelihood and the better part of their food supply; a guy who is so horrifically disgusted by sex he tells people to cut off their own limbs, eyes, and genitals before even so much as thinking a sexual thought (Mt. 5:27-30, Mt. 18:7-9, Mk. 9:43-49, Mt. 19:10-12); who endorses the legal execution of anyone who divorces and remarries (Mt. 5:31-32, Mt. 19:3-10), even of children who talk back to their parents (Mk. 7:7-13), and, let’s be honest (Mt. 5:17-20), even gay men and raped women (and countless others; Jesus loved killing, and was in fact convicted of the very death penalty offense he himself supported—an irony lost on pretty much every Christian then or since); who not only never condemns slavery but actually endorses it as a moral model God should be admired for following (e.g. Mt. 18:23-35, Mt. 24:44-51, Mt. 25:14-30, Lk. 17:7-9, Lk. 12:36-48); who has scary paranoid rage issues even with his closest friends (Mt. 16:21-23, Mk. 8:31-33)—even to the point of committing mass public violence (yes, Jesus is literally a criminal; and not because he was falsely convicted, but because he actually committed felony assault: Jn. 2:13-16, Mk. 11:15–16, Mt. 21:12, Lk. 19:45); and who arrogantly commands you to abandon and hate your family in order to follow him instead (Lk. 14:26, Mt. 10:34-37, Mt. 8:21-22, Lk. 9:59-60)
>>222375017Maybe some of us will. Can't win a war without casualties and all that. But we'll be victorious eventually.
holy seethe
>>222375071based Irish, how is your pogrom going?
>>222374762Are you the Italian race traitor who worship a dead Jew as your god instead of the gods of your proud Roman ancestors?
>>222375192I'll take that as a yes
>>222374952I never went to your lands.
>>222369325I see why /pol/fags love this religion so much.
kek the indog is chimping out muzzie freak haha
What a clown retarded sex obsessed paedo cult.
>>222374952>we are coming in droves>webrother you are an indog living in sea, what are you talking about?
>>222377402>>222375084>>222374952>>222374416Hahahahahahahahaha legendary meltie
Why is this effort of ridiculing islam and hadith never taken against judaism and the talmud?
>>222379466Jidf is moderating this site with their jeets slaves shills.They mocked islam and christianity all day long while judaism is barely touch.The funny thing is judaism is actually way worse than islam in terms of semitics insanity and actual pedophilia.
So mudslime heaven is just a bunch of sexdolls with no lubeBit cringe innit
>>222379745Most jews are not retarded enough to give a shit about religion and those who do dont post here, unlike zuttslutts
>>222379910Jews literally give all shit about religion, it’s just permitted for them to pretend not to and fool youSee how did not make any effort to know about judaism, you’re just cattle
>>222379910Jews are the most religious retards actually but they keep it secret as much as they can and actively hide it from non jews since their practices is retard and weird if you have no faith.They also pushed atheism and materialism amongst non jews while they cultivates their own spirituality in privates.Thats why they larp as ebin reddit tier atheist and mocked "religion" while praticising their own in secret since its a racist one.
>>222380112QUII???
>>222379466>>222379745>>222379910>>222380112>>222380151>muslim "humans" mocked>immedietly try to pivot to talking about jews to distract from how retarded and vile they areYou are not human beings. You are animals that need to be systematiclly genocided wherever you live. Mass poisoning, mass starvation, mass death. The only thing you muslim "humans" deserve.
>>222380255Im not zutty, wanna see my foreskin?
>>222380255>seething jewCalm down moshe
>>222380255OKsure, but we cannot be the only ones and certainly not the most influential in your society especially
>>222380329>>222380366When we're done with the kikes we're coming for you. I will water the cobblestone of Paris in your blood, animal.
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>>222367781Mormon heaven is better.
>>222380406Well you’re not doing a good job in trying to be done with “kikes” first
Absolute indog meltdown
>>222367781reminder that the sex slaves muslims are promised in paradise are pre-pubescent children. it’s impossible to coexist with these creatures
I want to go to hell. All my friends are gonna be there.
>>222374463>>222374647Yet not a single mention of gay sex with jeets.
