>>222368286
need you out of business

*folds rorke in half and pushes a pen through*

>>222368286
Looks like Peyton Manning.

>>222368286
Yakubrad

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VPNs to be banned

so what's the plan?

when i remember something embarrassing i do the ahegao face

>>222368316
go shopping for food, play more HoI4

>>222368326
I make a weird autism noise.

>>222368312
Getting me out of this shit hole as fast as possible. Good luck lads.

*runs through the thread naked*

I'm happy as a clam

>>222368320
I can’t with this fucking spastic

>>222368312
Can't wait for tech illiterate boomer retards to pass on and stop pushing their tech illiterate misunderstandings into law

>>222368370
needle in a stack of needles

What's a good non alcoholic substitute for booze

>>222368388
Alcohol free booze

>>222368388
diet coke

>>222368312
im out of a job soon then

>>222368406
Fuck off not made of money
>>222368407
Thanks

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had a dream last night that I was in love with a woman and she in love with me. Cheers for that one brainberg god forbid I get a few hours respite from how alone I am yeah

>>222368388
Heroin

I need Lily of theapricity.com. https://i.postimg.cc/tTTYC3TX/20260616-130728.jpg. Dragoon.

might succumb to the ai overlords lads

>>222368388
AIDS

>>222368427
once I had a dream that I drowned an attractive woman with pastel pink hair in a swimming pool

It's cruel to make an artistic person like me get a job, my receptivity isn't calloused like a peasants is so every experience is either bliss or torture. Toil isn't experienced as excruciatingly by the cattle as it is by me.

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>>222368436

Argentina used to be 85% white
real Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website

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>depression

>>222368462
The police car.

>>222368447
It's coming, might as well ride the wave

>>222368455
Yeah?

>>222368455
truth

>>222368463
Fought a war with Britain?
Brown.
Sorry laddie, I don't make the rules.

I'm poo screaming!!!!

>>222368476
My receptivity and openness to reality makes dismissive replies like this deeply discouraging and I'm actually crying in response to this now.

might suck cum out of the ai overlords

might purchase some 'ugs off the 'ark 'et

>>222368470
well reckon it could help me develop a product i’ve been pondering, might even use it to produce an action-plan to execute
to use it as the tool like everyone’s keeps saying it is

I need a way in.

>Jamie Varley
We really do produce the most evil cunts on the planet

>>222368455
me when I explain to my parents why I still don't work at 34

>>222368455
I do honestly basically believe this, but I'd never admit to it in public because nothing would make a normie hate you more than saying something like this.

unironically banning social media, vpns, and porn is good

ban under 25s from smoking, vaping, and video games as well

for young kids to exercise (only if british)

get the national character strengthened

In the French institute next to 5 gym.

>>222368326
I look all pensive and philosophical like that gorilla when he had a bust up with his missus

ban under 25s from wanking

In Cairo Egypt.

Ban wanking full stop

>>222368499
hope you 'erdose you 'ile 'nkie

Good grief it's lovely when you've had trapped wind for hours and let out an absolutely thunderous fart that empties you of all noxious fumes

>>222368538
>>222368546
Camera in every bedroom and toilet

I am trying to get banned here on 4chan.

>>222368551
The government simply must intervene

I'm autistic and have a job and everyone at my work hates me because I'm a quiet loner who says hello / good morning but nothing else. I never bother to ask anyone about their lives nor they me about mine.

As far as the work goes, I'm quite good at it but I never get asked to train up new starts on account of my unpleasant autistic demeanour and the widely believed notion that I give off an impression of being angry and hating people.

>>222368551
cameras up everyones arse
rfid chip in the bellend

>>222368570
Have you tried asking them about their lives?

Americans are delighted that it's easy to do a Butcher impression from The Boys but they don't realise it's because Karl Urban's London accent is abysmal.

what happens to farts if you don't fart

where does the gas go?

i don't feel the need to fart any more but the fart is clearly still inside me

reckon i’m the only person on earth who doesn’t enjoy eating outside

I am Fares I am full Irish R1b...

>>222368551
Wanking in the kitchen is still possible.
Reckon we should all wear little explosive collars around or cock that automatically detonates the moment it senses you are tugging it.

>>222368578
It's the only way to ensure a safe Britain

>>222368577
looks a bit like a young rowan williams

*circumcises you*

How's that then? Good as new eh

>>222368570
ktim but I'm reserved because I have a weird belief that I will make myself more unlikeable if I speak. Thankfully there's a lot of unfriendly quiet people where I work so no one seems bothered by it

I am Batman

>>222368551
they already got cameras in urinals that scan your penis data

>>222368589
Can literally result in your bowels rupturing if it goes on for too long

Already Wednesday

>>222368619
haha cheers man that’s mint
*walks away in frustration*

Bit torn between banning social media
On the one hand I can see it having a positive effect on those who abide by the ban, especially mentally and academically
On the other hand I think that since social media and the Internet plays such a big part in helping people form their political opinions, the government can use this to push certain views on malleable brains while preventing them from seeing the real world. Like North Korea and that

>>222368589
You'll become lighter than air and float with your inflated belly bouncing off the walls

>>222368570
timmers

>>222368621
TIMMERS!!!!!! though no other unfriendly quiet people at my workplace

I have phimosis and experienced a sharp pain each time I've had sex but it wasn't too bad

according to our analysis it appears aussies do indeed have tiny willys

I'm an introvert and a homebody. There's nothing wrong with that.

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fucking scmreaing

if you hold in a fart it comes out your mouth

>>222368663
poo does too if you hold it in
life finds a way as they say

rorke farting out of his mouth

https://www.megalithic.co.uk/search.php?country=1_England
anything good near you lads
you might have something right by you that you didnt know existed

poo down to the, poo down to the king

swedes love receiving analysis

Farting out of my mouth.

>>222368678
my mums mate had cancer (she survived) and she found out because she threw up a poo, like an actual log of shit just came out of her mouth

>>222368581
I've got a massive chip on my shoulder where I think people hate me. I go into every encounter with the toxic mindset of "this person doesn't like me, doesn't find me attractive, isn't interested in me, and the more they learn about me the more true these things will become". These beliefs are so entrenched within me that I won't even try to foster a good relationship with people because I truly believe all relationships I have with both men and women lead nowhere, to neither friendship nor romance.

This attitude permeates my existence. People can tell I don't care about their lives. If I asked people at my work about their lives they'd hear someone who hasn't spoken to them for 2+ years suddenly asking them a personal question and be left wondering what the angle was.

>>222368689
hello i am from sweden

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>>222368685
good site but shame that the only thing near me is this tiny Anglo-Saxon pillar

well, if you sometimes fart out of your mouth do you also sometimes burp out of your arse

Todays plan:
Gym
Wank
Apply for a job

>>222368706
So this is rorke

>>222368703
ktim, legitimately

>>222368696
poo scream manifested

Mad how I, an Englishman, will never be Irish, but Ngubu, fresh off the boat, with his jungle tribal religion, is Irish in 5 years.

>>222368714
Hope you get confused and send them a picture of your cock

>>222368703
You are autistic

>>222368741
That would be funny.
But I'll be going in to the shop itself with a CV and cover letter.

>>222368685
> It is very likely these depressions in the turf correspond to chambers beneath ground that have recently collapsed. I believe my ancient ancestors to be buried here and eat my packed lunch above their decayed remains.

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Wish I understood women.
To me this is the most cringe shit ever but his comments are full of 40 year old women fawning over him I don’t get it

Tadhg handing his CV in to Lidl

>>222368746
In a sweaty gym singlet with your cock hanging out leaking jizz

>>222368758
you telling me you wouldnt let him rail you over a balcony

the memory that makes me cringe the hardest is when I went for cbt (cognitive behavioural therapy) and I jokingly said on the first day 'so is this the room for cock and ball torture' and she looked at me like I just took a shit and I decided to leave and walk off
she followed me out and said quit sternly are you [name] and I said yes and she said come in then
she seemed to have decided to pretend I didn't say that because she was nice

>>222368765
No in a poloshirt maybe.
>>222368764
It's a florist.

>>222368714
Wanking kills your gains

Mental how many women want to get fucked on a hotel room balcony overlooking the eifful tower.

>>222368771
lol

Tadhg handing his CV in to the plants section at Lidl

>>222368793
scream

mental how brazil never recovered from 7-1

telling my gf it's the "i fall" tower before shoving her off the top

>>222368771
omfdz lad
how old were you?

Rorke mentioning cock and ball torture in his first ever meeting with a woman in months

if I made a CV it would literally be

My name
My work experience - zero
My skills - zero
My qualifications - bare minimum GCSEs

I’m cooked bro

>>222368793
Hooping and hollering at this.

>>222368736
...um

would be funny if the prime minister was determined by a raffle of everyone's name in the country

>>222368825
How old are you

>>222368771
Absolutely hilarious if it were true.

they made a replica of stonehenge in WA

>>222368819
23
>>222368847
It's 100% true

>>222368842
25
Don’t tell me it’s over I already know

this just in they made a replica of stonehenge in WA

>>222368861
nah you're alright

>>222368861
Yeah you're done. Time to start benniesmaxxing

>>222368866
just fell to my knees in woolies

slug man in

>No I meant CBT as in cognitive behavioural therapy, which I've been undergoing in an attempt to suppress my obsession with mutilating my genitals

depression is a disability
we will one day wonder how cruel we were to make the depressed work

so is this thread for cock and ball torture?

just chimped out in KFC

>>222368840
that is pretty much how athenian democracy worked

Beyond their function in feeding babies, breasts are about as useful as the appendix - vestigial organs.

NHS CBT is a waste of time. They're salaried employees and the patient backlog is 14+ years long. If you get better, great. If not, so what? If you stop coming, so what? There will be work for them to do tomorrow, patients to see, powerpoints to print off and hand out, forever. All they do is sit in a room for 50 minutes with some spacker while he lets off steam then leaves to go back to his miserable life.

mad how roman legionnaires went into battle wearing cute little miniskirts x

cock and ball torture

>>222368904
should say that she actually did help me
I can now immediately stop a panic attack though breathing exercises

>>222368866
those wacky abos

>>222368902
doesn't the appendix help us digest weird shit like tree bark when the food situation is dire enough that we have to resort to that?

>>222368902
there it is
the most homosexual post to be posted today, and there's some cunt talking about chopping his willy off

>>222368909
soldiers in future wars will go into battle dressed as ballerinas. woke being one of the key factors behind this decision

Just ghost women when they ask about my living situation
Simply impossible for me to admit I'm 30 still living with mum and have no desire to move out and leave her on her own

Wyrd is a concept in Anglo-Saxon culture roughly corresponding to fate or personal destiny. The word is ancestral to Modern English weird, whose meaning has drifted towards an adjectival use with a more general sense of "supernatural" or "uncanny", or simply "unexpected".

>>222368923
ktim

just done a roar

OCD has destroyed his life

>>222368923
weird because mentioning I live with my nan is usually met with a very positive response

>>222368923
Its pretty common to live with mumberg at 30 these days.

playing ryse son of rome and am enjoying it though it got mixed reviews back in the day
not too many games where you get to play as a roman soldier, other than those RTS autism simulators

dont like pooing

>>222368915
Good luck if you ever need more intervention than being told to breathe in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4.

One of the biggest problem with The Boys is that people gravitate to Homelander but because he's a stand in for Drumpf the writers have to fight against how cool the story needs him to be. They have to nerf him because making him smart or clever or powerful would mean that Drumpf is smart of powerful

new thinkpad has arrived (refurbished) though I suspect this has been sat around for years since there hasnt been any update since March 2018. Not complaining though, £142.50 is a good deal, thanks for reading my blog.

Yah

>>222368961
the roman cities in the assassins creed egypt game are nice to explore even if though a boring game

peptides have arrived
shall be injecting myself with an ozempic-like drug

chinese peptides to grow my willy

>>222368988
could just eat less

>>222368987
yeah odyssey has some fun places to explore as well even though the game is otherwise unbelievably bloated and boring

>>222368994
you could also sort all of your life problems with will power and yet here we are

The reason why games are bad now is because trannies and women makes them now. It's a simple as that. Video games are for and by men, end of.

Yes.

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>>222369005

might have brain cancer or eyeball cancer but the hospital doesn't give a hoot so that's me done

>>222369012
Its always been the case since the late 2000s really. Nobody wants to say it though

That's everything I want.

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reckon there might be something to the genetic basis to being gay because I just cannot imagine a straight man having this kind of face

>>222369028
you spend all day posting "ironic" boomer tier memes on a 4chan thread specifically for british people
not got better use of your time buddy?

im profoundly mentally ill

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>>222369050

>>222369048
You talk an awful lot about gay people for someone who isn't gay. Repressed methinks.

>>222369050
hes a mindbroken freak that regularly gets bullied on here

>>222369012
theyre no different. you're just bored because you;re meant for more. you should have been getting a gf, having kids and doing well in a career

having a full sugar Dr Peppermax because I had a few days of not really eating anything due to the menthol elves so I need to gain back any weight I may have lost

>>222369012
Maybe you just have bad taste in games?

>>222368974
are you getting the 'nux on that bad boy?

>>222369068
replied to yourself award

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>>222369051
4chan is an insane asylum

What's up. https://i.postimg.cc/NfBN0Ltp/20260616-135502.jpg.

>>222369070
>>222369079
I said end of, was not inviting replies. Be quiet.

>>222369095
if that was me I'd punch that niggas jew head clean off

i dont know anyody or have any friends or family

>>222369114
How do you survive?

no chance I'm clicking that

>>222369114
wanna be mates then?
we can be mates if you want
little internet mates

dont know why people always bang on about having a wife and kids and a mortgage, why would I want to sacrifice everything for a foid and kids that will grow up to hate me and take all my money for 18 years? Im 34 years old, Im sitting in my boxers playing halo reach and wanking all day on bennies get innnn

ate all my lunch before lunch time award

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>>222369137
ooh friend!
internet friend!

>>222369153
OOOOOO THE EPIC AWARD
DID YOU REALLY
DID YOU REALLY LE FALL FOR LE IT AGAIN AWARD

genuinely would like to get my arse bummed by noel deyzel

ik u lose ur boobs when u lose weight but if u already have big boobs do they just become saggy

forgot to install tor on this laptop

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>>222369168
he is actually gay so this isn't impossible

>>222368312
Britain is such an insane tyranny.

This is literally the end of any freedom in this shithole.
If you get conscripted, you have an obligation to frag.

aussiemong really deteriorating these past few months

please get that bum out for me

>>222368381
Why do you think this is boomers? The YOOKAY government is now largely Gen X and old Millennials now. This is being driven by spooks and jews. They have to go.

Personally I'm gonna be torrenting as much as I can while I can.

>>222369235
oh grow up freak when did you ever need a vpn besides to watch child porn

>>222369198
award

>>222369101
fucking done em

*starts meowing*

Why would I, an adult man, care that they're banning VPNs for under 16s?

>b-but it means you'll have to provide your ID to access stuff online, like porn and stuff
OK so? I'm an adult, I masturbate to pornography. Who gives a shit?

gf left a note on the fridge saying 'this isn't working, I'm going to my mums' but I opened the fridge and everything was still cold
weird
trying to phone her but it's not going through

>>222369280
poo farting

>>222369279
b-but the government might find out i like big boobs and bums

i used to use a vpn to post on jap websites because they block gaijin

>>222369279
le slippery slope and that. basically rorke's paranoia

>>222369279
shut up goy

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i have lilies in my patio garden and in the last few days I've seen at least three different couples (one Asian, one black, one white) stop and take photos of them

>>222369254
For torrenting

>>222369306
you'd have to be properly braindead to not understand how governments gradually and strategically introduce these things over time. Oh but thats le slippery slope reddit fallacy so it cant be true

>>222369279
Would you care if they threatened to send your porn habits to your family and friends?

>>222368413
They just make VPN services require age verification, they won't ban it outright

>James "Jem" Alfred Rorke (c. 1827 – 24 October 1875) was a settler and trader of Irish descent in Southern Africa

Rorke was actually Irish
scream

On antibiotics and all my poos are fucking hellacious. Horrible ring-burning, stomach churning poos with very little warning. Fucking hate antibiotics.

redditors literally think the slippery slope fallacy means that there are no slippery slopes

>>222369344
o'rorke

look up who was behind a lot of the racism in america

look up who was behind the amritsar massacre in india

look who inflicts the most misery on ireland

it's all the irish

sir keir knows what's best for us

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>>222369349
love these

>>222369349
Nothing like a peanut crab pie

>>222369359
stop taking them then retard, they are useless unless you have an STD or serious infection

N

>>222369335
My family and friends would be more sympathetic to the fact I have been blackmailed than they would feel any sort of negative emotion in response to knowing that I feel sexual urges and use porn and masturbation to relieve them.

When you're an adult, you understand that other people masturbate. Other people watch porn. It's not some big surprise. I couldn't give a shit what legal pornography people wank to. What am I gonna do, kill myself because people know that I watch porn and wank?

Hello, Half day at work as someone took over my shift.

>>222369332
baited for this exact response

>>222369404
Hi Ian

So if VPNs are banned that is basically the end of freedom online right?

There's basically no workarounds left then. Tor I suppose but that'll be banned

>>222369306
the worst thing about a slippery slope is even when you're halfway down it you look around to the people tumbling beside you as you barrel towards the ground and say "see I told you it was a slippery slope" and they go "nah we're not slipping you're just being paranoid"

>>222369425
just use a vpn to access the vpn

>>222369404
Hello Ian mate, trust the day is treating you fine

>>222369425
pretty much yeah, similar to how DRM and copyright law marked the end of free films, tv shows and games

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>>222369425

>>222369391
Do you think I'm taking them as a supplement you fucking retard? I'm taking them cuz I need them.

>>222369425
you can't ban tor.

>>222369425
Tails OS with amnesiac memory + Tor with bridging and a PT. Public WiFi where possible.

>>222368312
I would not have got into Oxbridge if it weren't for social media
this is so insane
I come from a working class family in the north and there's no one in my community who has even been to places, let alone went to uni there
banning social media for young people will just limit their horizons and decrease social mobility
but isn't that the point of Labour? to make everyone dependent on the sate

>>222369425
>>222369457
Meanwhile social services handing babies over to gay men who rape and kill them

Just took a quick look at Greens channel, latest, just one big advert . Didn’t watch cos it was one big advert.. looked at his comments. Pinned to choose “this” for a healthier alternative….. some saying in the comments they just stick with WATER.. one saying they are going to try it, although it’s expensive .. one is pointing out they read the “ingredients “ and it sounds like a chemistry laboratory…
Editing to say the header is Worst restaurant!!! and shocked by their response to my complaint… (whilst holding a Beaker advertising some miracle fluid..)

wondering if the gov was behind those fucking retard kids who killed themselves over social media in order to use the "muh child online safety" as an excuse to impose tyranny

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Just think the right-think. Stop thinking wrongthink. Simples.

>>222369496
got lost on the way to facebook grandad?

>>222369459
taking delight in knowing you are suffering you little shit
antibiotics are handed out by doctors to get you out of the appointment e.g. when someone comes in because they got a cold
90% of the time they are not needed. unless you have an STD, fungal/bacterial rash, or some viral infection, you are just fucking up your immune system
this has been known for 20 years but nhs practices have not caught up (intentionally)

>>222369496
nigga's name is Tsegazab

>>222369279
see >>222369483

>>222369489
Britain is just an absolutely insane dystopia.
I just want it to die. Literally there is no worse time in human history to be born.

why don't you all just vote for the party that opposes age verification
lol

>>222369519
who's this mate

>>222369509
Absolute spastic retard fanny

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>>222369528

The biomass needs to be expunged

>>222369470
They can and they'll try
I've never used it but it looks like I'll have to learn

>>222369523
do it then you bender. always on about gays and nonces. think you're a gay nonce.

Argentina used to be 85% white
real Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website

>>222369542
>>222369481

>>222369421
Hello
>>222369450
Hello. Yes, very good thank you.

>>222369535
enjoy your horrible ring-burning, stomach churning poos

i'll be thinking of you when i have my next shit (painless)

>>222369542
>I'll have to learn
you download tor and then you have tor

>>222369528
lol haha
I love living in a representative democracy haha
I can vote for a party I disagree with half the policies of or another party I disagree with the other half the policies of

As it happens I'm on antibiotics too at the moment but I have a urinary tract infection

mum just sent me £400 for a new barbeque. very nice of her.

I'm gay and like gay things that are gay.

>>222369481
Actual spastic. This has nothing to do with accessing restricted content. You're just parroting what you read some dumb fucking redditor say.

You don't need Tails or any of that shit. You can just download Tor at home carry on as normal.

great thinker of our time
Carl Sargon

>>222369404
Alright, Ian, mate? Good to see you today.

>>222369607
Carlgon of Swindon

>meatcels spend hundreds on appliances for charring animal flesh

they can't ban vpns you utter mongs businesses run on them

people will have meltdowns over anything these days

/brit/ - online phimosis support group

phimosismong and escortmong are the same person

>>222369636
they can require VPNs to do age verification

>>222369636
They can put restrictions on commercial VPNs, like making them implement age verification and logging

>>222369604
yeah keep using windows mate not like it's literal spyware

>>222369519
Not really appropriate clothing for the environment.

>>222368696
mate
I would stop kissing her after that

rorke vpn

>>222369636
The UK famously never took any decision that hurt businesses

Cretinous bunch of jobless bastards

>>222369678
no u

>>222369661
i use arch (btw)

but still, for someone just trying to access /brit/ they can continue to use windows

telling them to use tails makes you a spastic

>>222369425
Rorke thinks human rights are "woke" until it comes to his claimed human right to be racist anonymously on the internet

>>222369659
could probably require them to take measures to prevent brits from accessing blocked sites as well and fine/ban the specific commercial VPNs that don't comply

>>222369678
ktim