Sucking on a chocolate lime.
Anyone fancy one? A chocolate lime.

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You lads seen this? Mental

>>222371329
I'm so old I voted for this guy

YOU LADS HEAR ABOUT THAT SLAG HUH?!?!

any gay men in Halesowen who want their dick sucked?

>>222371347
that is mental, wow. I've never ever seen this before

I for one welcome our american Israeli overlords

Any anon itt willing to try swinging?
Swinging on my nuts hahaaa

just aired another text from my reform voting grandmother. cut them off about 5 months ago

When Ruth O'Grady reluctantly joined a swinging website, having been persuaded by her husband, she says, she told him she would never have sex in a car with a stranger.

However, within months she was doing exactly that, and filming it to send to him.

She says she had sex with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period.

Ruth says she is traumatised and continues to suffer flashbacks.

She first approached us three years ago and now, after careful consideration, has decided to tell her story using her full name. She wants it to be a warning to other women.

She feels anger towards her former husband, Chris, but she also blames the UK's biggest swinging website. It gave him access to hundreds of men, she says, who he could ask to have sex with her.

The BBC has approached Ruth's ex-husband with these allegations but he did not respond to them.

Swinging typically involves couples meeting up and exchanging partners, but it can also involve just one half of the couple having the sexual encounters.

For eight months, prompted by Ruth's story, the BBC has been investigating the UK's swinging scene. Some people told us they take part because they genuinely want to, but we found this is not always the case.

Ruth says a website called Fabswingers "facilitated the abuse" she experienced.

The site, which has more page views than any other swinging website, and claims to have 600,000 active monthly members, told us consent was the foundation of swinging.

Separately, police forces across the UK have told us the site has been mentioned in hundreds of recent crime reports.

Ruth also says that, while her story is not the same as that of French woman, Gisèle Pelicot - who insisted on a public trial of the men accused of raping her - the subsequent reaction to the Pelicot case has encouraged her to speak out.

"Everyone was so shocked," she says. "I wasn't shocked at all."

just done a face scan to get back into my fabswingers account

>>222371347
yeah saw it when you posted it last thread and will next thread too

>>222371350
Um shes not a slag. Although she agreed to it and was outwardly enthusiastic and went to places on her own she actually didnt like it and all those men should have known and the website some how. Basically rape

Redditards are discussing the social media ban in earnest like there isn't ulterior motives

Married at first shite

>>222371375
just not on

>>222371403
Childless Internet-addicted incels on reddit have strong opinion about something. More at 11.

>>222371387
this is why people don't take women seriously

You can sign up to a site and just shag women? Why does tinder exist, or prozzies? Blimey it's that easy

Mental how fit women at the gym are but they're fucking grim outside it.

Rorke taking up arms to defend his right to talk to children on tiktok

there's a man at my work who is only 31 but he looks 50 because he's got the george costanza haircut

>>222371348
why you'd do that for, now the country is all fucked up

>>222371430
no you're mistaken
women can sign up to a site and just shag men

The Second Amendment: The right to groom shall not be infringed.

>>222371387
>>222371424
>That woman got drugged and gang raped
>This is exactly like the time I signed up to a swingers website to have sex with 100 men
pscr

Protect the children from the Internet
Just don't protect them from all those rapists that come over on boats

>>222371423
youve got kids and a healthy relationship with the internet?

that article about the lady who regrets taking part in swinging.......you lads see it?

realistically speaking i should probably be on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety pills and adhd medication. got ALLLL the mental health.

>>222371423
>Childless Internet-addicted incels
All me

>>222371468
Qrd?

>>222371467
Yes.

>>222371468
she afraid of heights?

>>222371471
Cant really see it as i am outside in the sunshine but it looks very grey from here lad

tell me about burnham is he on the side of the rorkes?

>>222371442
Not that anon but nobody knew he was going to "rub the right's nose in diversity"

>77% of parents and 76% of all adults support a ban on social media for under-16s

Right well that's settled then. Get the whinging childless incels out. Get the responsible parents in. Simple as.

>>222371471
why is it so nicely feminine

>>222371471
I'm straight but your bum is lovely

so glad i'm not gay, got absolutely no respect for those fairy degenerates

only gone and got his bum out

Can't imagine why anyone would want 15 year olds online.

I'm a childless incel and don't give a shit about kids getting kicked off the incelnet

>>222371503
What if it was rephrased as "Do you support having to give your biometric data and identification to an American company so that under-16s will use social media less?"?

Rorke: back in my day we went out and played footy or rode bikes
Also Rorke: children should be sat inside all day watching goonbait on tiktok and chatting with nonces

>>222371503
The government should control every facet of our lives. The government knows best. We're just fallible little oiks

>>222371503
unironically based. Kids should be outside playing

>>222371532
>What if the survey question was rephrased so it produced a biased result
Found the whinging childless incel.

>>222371530
Now consider what motivations the government might have for insisting that every child take photos for them and send them to the government for safekeeping.

Hint: they're windowshopping

>>222371536
Bizarre idea of what the Internet is like

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>Monkey left traumatised by swinging says website 'facilitated abuse'
>When Curious Rorke reluctantly joined a swinging website, having been persuaded by his keeper, he says, he told him he would never eat fleas off a stranger's back.
>However, within months he was doing exactly that, and filming it to send to him.
>He says he had eaten fleas with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period.

I spent my childhood inside watching gore and speaking to paedos and it never done me any harm - Rorke, 48 of no fixed abode

How come the university of Loughborough gets lots of cool donations from the government (like Air force tech demonstratiors etc) when it's not russell group?

>>222371552
>doesnt even realise what he's just said
kek fucking spacker. you have no children btw

>>222371562
Good post. Not great but good

right that one is a bit much

starmer told the cuties no more snapchat

>>222371503
they did the same trick here
they always ask "do you support banning social media for under 16s"
They never ever ever ever ever ask "do you support requiring everyone over the age of 15 to upload identification to access social media"

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>>222371562

giving the government unlimited access to my arse

>>222371579
Obviously not your arse

>>222371574
Always find it curious that people who have never had a girlfriend and no children always have the strongest opinions about them. Bet you have a really strong opinion about abortion too don't you?

>>222371579
That's a man

got a stiffy

>>222371553
Surely it's not the children doing it though. Why verify your age and whatnot if you're underage and just proving you're not allowed on tiktok? It's everybody else that will give a photo.

>>222371579
um alert!

Life feels oddly free when you've resolved just to kill yourself at the end of the month

>gays are just the same as you and me!
>the gays: *squats awkwardly on the floor to spread gay arse cheeks and expose hairless gay arsehole to a camera that's running on a timer to take a photo of said arsehole in order to post it online for people to be forced to see it*
that fastest way to make someone homophobic is to have them interact with a gay for 5 minutes

>>222371607
Are you not free to have an opinion?

>>222371574
What exactly are you afraid they'll find on your computer?

im straight but rock hard after seeing that

>>222371607
Should hear his opinions about clues

a picture of a bloke's bare arse and balls? just another Tuesday on /brit/!!!!!!

>>222371621
currently picturing the thing that drew this in my mind

>>222371603
it is my arse

>>222371607
you're sounding a bit noncey there mate. is there a reason you're so focused on whether or not i have children? you sound like you want to abuse one.

>>222371627
Opinions are like arseholes mate. Everyone's got one, yours is full of shit.

Life feels oddly free when you just stop using 4chan for a month

How many of you have cut off your parents?

>>222371618
which method

>>222371652
Why?

Can we stop talking about arses

>>222371618
Suicide is just jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. You don't know how much worse it can get and self destruction never made anyone's situation better.

>>222371628
can you stop raping children mate? if you weren't such a massive child rapist then we wouldn't need to protect the children from anything.

rentberg is doing an inspection tomorrow and i’ve not even started cleaning the flat
just how tidy is he expecting it to be?

>>222371658
dad cut me off for being racist

rorke listening to a suicide method tier list in the background while wanking

>>222371653
Stop using it forever x

cut off 4chan and get a job and some mates NOW

>>222371622
lool you looked at his bum

>>222371667
Had one the other week, only needed to hoover/mop and clean the bathroom.

>>222371659
Hanging, I've already picked the spot

>>222371618
I might try this and then at the end of the month not kill myself and start over again

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>>222371329
>Verifying your age keeps a child safe

>>222371658
I cut off my jeans and turned them into shorts

>>222371628
We should be constantly monitored by drones and cameras all thr time even st home. Only a criminal would be worried about that

>>222371622
what's the problem with this?

>>222371673
can never hold a boner while arse raping
can't really hold a boner in general mind

>It's a good thing to force every adult to send their biometric data to American companies in order to link any of their wrongthink social media posts to their government issued ID so that we can send BAME female officers round their house to arrest them for thinking that maybe a gang who raped thousands of children is a bad thing
state of the freaks in here

>>222371685
If I was going to do it I'd climb a tree and jump off with a noose around my neck, suffocating will be horrible, I'd want it to be painless.

>>222371698
>>222371665
>>222371709
You seem weirdly upset that you won't be allowed to talk to children on the Internet.

>>222371709
we love american corpos here. praise elon

Why don't parents just stop their kids from going on social media?
My niece and nephew (12 and 14) have WhatsApp, YouTube and a PlayStation and are both limited in their screen time.

>>222371675
im working right now

leftypol pretending not to understand the argument again

>>222371503
>77% of parents refuse to take responsibility for their child's internet usage so we all have to do it for them
This fucking country

watching frieren anime

>>222371685
is it public with a good possibilty of being spotted by joggers and dog walkers or will you just turn into a putrid rotting swollen purple mess over the days in the summer heat

PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!!!... NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAAATTTTTTTTT

>>222371717
Post your driving licence right now or you're a nonce. The government told me so and you agree with them, so this is a request that you will obviously fulfil immediately.

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every time

becoming more libertarian the older I get
despise people who want daddy government to run their life for them
the fact that I'm on the dole is irrelevant btw

>>222371729
People are completely without initiative and rely on the government for everything

>>222371714
Well that's the plan. It's too tough to source the drugs to OD and ODing/kidney and liver failure sounds a bit sketch so I'll resort to the classic method

>>222371752
You seem weirdly upset that you won't be allowed to talk to children on the Internet.

>>222371683
alright i’ll do that and get rid of the bokkles

>>222371753
scrim

>>222371753
white women are a menace

>>222371745
How does banning them off tiktok protect them from Pakistani Muslim rape gangs who wait for them at the school gates?

its a good thing but agreed the parents should just lock in and parentmaxx as the yutedem would say

how was that mans arse so perfect and feminine enough to send breeding signals

>>222371653
i stopped for a month and a half but just found it boring really. also it was coincidentally at the same time it got hacked and i never even knew about it

Rorke's grandad stormed the beaches at Normandy to protect his country. Rorke won't share a picture of his gormless face to do the same.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The English are a slave race. If it wasn't parliament, it would be the king. If it wasn't the king, it would be a feudal lord. The English CRAVE to be crushed underfoot by the elites. The English CRAVE to have their life controlled in every way possible. The English CRAVE the curtailing of freedom, because freedom scares them. The English are a slave race.

On today's episode of Rorke & Leftypol:
>Rorke becomes irrationally upset about a scenario he's invented in his head
>Leftypol visits the zoo and gets a big surprise

I'm gay but in the closet because I'm working class and like being one of the lads and don't want to ruin that because my mates think I want to bum them.
Have no interest in valid gay culture.

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I just finished watching Alfie (1966). Do English girls really find Cockney lads irresistible, or is it pure fiction?

>>222371803
read this post with a lisp

>>222371762
You just admitted to being on the same level of Jimmy Saville btw.

>>222371803
bros gay

>>222371793
I hope you're not a Scot feeling all superior, because you lot voted against independence

>>222371816
You seem weirdly upset that you won't be allowed to talk to children on the Internet.

>>222371803
you should let the lads smash

>>222371785
Rorke wants this post beamed directly into the retinas of every <16 year old in the UK

>>222371803
*vapid not valid

>>222371816
youre being hysterical

just seen leftypol get shagged up the arse by a monkey at the zoo

>>222371803
Lickle uncle tom fairy

no idea how i’m supposed to eat enough protein to satisfy my goal on myfitnessjew

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Rorke scanning the Universal Declaration of Human Rights for 'the right to talk to children on the Internet without their parent's knowledge'.

>>222371831
The government LITERALLY said that being against showing your ID online puts you on the same level as Jimmy Saville.

>>222371824
You are a nonce, according to yourself.

>>222371813
Only if they're as handsome as Michael Caine

It's out
https://www.therapeganginquiry.org/

>If you're against strangers talking to random children on the Internet...you're a nonce!
Rorke's finally lost it. He's gone bananas.

>>222371803
Mental that there are gay chavs bumming around

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JUST

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>>222371861
Did they really say that? That's weird because the government loved Jimmy Savile. They gave him all kinds of honours and awards and invited him round at Christmas.

>>222371861
Well to be fair that does seem like the sort of thing Jimmy Savile would be against. Feel pretty confident Sir Jimmy Savile would be pro-being allowed to groom children.

>>222371880
You're the one who admitted it mate, not us. You said the government knows best and the government said if you won't post your ID online then you're a nonce. And when you were asked to post your ID, you refused, making you a nonce.

>>222371864
I always thought that even the most charming guy would ruin his chances if he talked like that.

>>222371883
SCREAMING, she literally voted for this too

Really enjoying cultivating my basil plant and cooking with it.
Might buy several more and fill the window sill with basil.

>>222371897
curious how rorke claims being a bumder is wrong yet wants to bum this chap

>>222371653
>>222371786
I stopped for like 6 years between 2016-2022 cause I was sick of the obvious state actor propaganda. I'd been an avid daily poster since ~2009-2010 before that point
came back on a whim one night after being sick of Reddit faggotry and things seemed to have chilled slightly.
I missed the rise and height of soyjack posting and whatever mental illness freakshows were no doubt shitting the place up during covid so I'm glad to have missed those years specifically

>>222371905
Didn't realise you were the government and not some obese incel in his smelly childhood bedroom.

>>222371897
twinkmaxxing

You're not well Rorke. You need help.

>if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear... and if you have something to hide it must be because you are a pedo
So this is where we're at

>>222371924
The government ID is sent to a third party. I'm a third party. Post your ID or you're on the side of Jimmy Saville.

>>222371883
kinda mad my 2 years in London I only saw this bullshit once, but it was way way worse
>>222371793
its the stiff upper lip

>>222371953
You seem to have a lot of practise pretending to be someone you're not on the Internet.

>>222371949
It's where England has always been. Slaves looking for reasons to continue being slaves.

>>222371739
Actually, yes it is. It's inside of a mildly secluded woodland route where people occasionally take their dogs for a walk

>>222371953
Bizarre made up scenario

>>222371969
*practice
Practise is a verb, you spastic nonce.

>>222371883
Black people :)

>>222371953
You sound completely unhinged mate think you need to walk away from the computer for 15 minutes

>>222371988
What's made up about me being a third party?

>>222372016
>dodged it again
alri Jimmy Saville.

>>222371972
Simply not true is it

france vs senegal is that worth watching? probably not

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>>222371953
>hmm yes I will pretend to be someone I'm not on the Internet
>this will convince people I'm not a child predator
howling at the state of you

>>222372035
It simply is true. Name a single time in English history that the English haven't looked to the king or the government to control them.

>>222372038
have a premonition that france is going to pull a spain

cant be the only one who thinks labour is doing an alright job
trade deals for farms with eu (good)
shagging landlords (good)
trying to get water and trains public (good)
taxing farmers 20% on anything above 2.5mil and they have 10 years to pay it off (more than reasonable)
SEEMS to be actively trying to calm immigration (good)
economy is steady and improving (good)
Reformers hate them because they won't deport every brown person and leftypol hates them because they merely asked people to fill in a form again to keep their PIP. pisses me off.

>>222372076
they haven't given me a state sponsored gf so fuck them

Rorke going for an angry walk to try and calm down

sorry but just reading some of these posts its become clear spambots have taken over this website. If you genuinely think people sit here and post scr, poo and rorke 12 hours a day every day then you are deeply disconnected from reality.

>>222372117
what's scr

>BREAKING: SpaceX is now worth $2.5 trillion and the 6th largest public company in the world.
right so the entire american economy is just a meme

>>222372111
phhhWOAR

>>222372117
/brit/ has been like this for about 2 years now. there's 3 posters, none of whom are employed, that make 95% of all the posts. You can see one in here playing both sides of the OSA debate. That's not even accounting for the ones most have filtered, like the belgian or clogwog.

>>222372111
bit of me that

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>>222371966
Nyc subway is way worse it seems. London is relatively safe

i'm so so scared

I'm fucking sweating and I'm fucking stinking fucking hell planting bulbs in the garden is tiring work

>>222372145
It's spaintwat. Always has been.

>>222372154
its ok petal

women's fashion now is just trackie bottoms and one of those t shirts that shows the belly but not too much

>>222371883
kek

how is that mlp inflation fetish image still up

>>222372137
Should've got on the ipo. Me? Got a cool 20 shares, might sell when it doubles in price (next week at this rate)

sir nina lin

>>222372076
I think they're doing a pretty good job with the shit sandwich they were handed. I want my prime minister to be a boring milquetoast politician that makes slow incremental changes. I think the trans stuff was a weird attempt at trying to gain the lunatic right that was doomed to fail from the start, but at least they've stuck with it and haven't changed direction entirely after the slightest pushback. Shame he's owned by Israel and that he'll be out and another fucking retard will be next up to shovel all of our money into the pockets of billionaires.

>>222372117
People need a sense of belonging. It's one of our deepest needs, after physiological needs are satisfied. Some people here have nothing to belong to outside this forum. Posting the same shit every day, repeating things that they've seen here, reinforced that sense of belonging. These people are to be pitied.

>>222372165
when are you going to let a /brit/ lad plant his bulb in your dirty hole

virgin: IPO
chad: IPA

>>222372061
senegal are a good team so i wouldnt say its comparable

Sir Sweatsis Dickoff

>>222372184
where

>>222372145
I pop in every now and again as I wfh now, personally cant really tell if its repeat people apart from that weird Belgian guy and Emma Watson poo guy

leftymong still thinks reform are right wing lmfao

>>222372203
>>222372202
Chances of me reading these essays? Slim to nil

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>222372221
Reform is whatever Israel and Russian oligarchs want it to be.

>>222372210
Senegal is a weird country. They've got this massive river entirely inside their border, The Gambia, and it belongs to a different country. Mad they haven't invaded it.

>>222372202
I hope he stays fuck the lot of them, we cant keep rolling through PMs.
Starmtroopers. Hold the line.

>are you literally 12 or 13 years old?
Rorke's ears pricking up

>>222372227
When was the last time you read a page from a book?

>>222372221
Right-wing politics, or rightism, is the range of political ideologies that view certain social stratifications and orders as inevitable, natural, normal, or desirable, typically supporting this position in favour of conservatism, natural law, economics, authority, property, religion, or tradition.

>>222372227
Next time you're on hold to a bank or insurance company or government agency I'm going to hack into their phone system and read both of these posts to you every two minutes instead of the "your call is important to us. You may be able to find the answer to your question on our website" message. So fucking watch out young man.

>>222372253
You think that's weird there's a whole city inside the UK that's a foreign country.

>>222372243
odd thing to say when you're here too

>>222372243
36

>>222372267
my lifeless body hanging from the ceiling fan lol x

>>222372060
Magna carta

>>222370724
>>222370724
new

>>222372286
the cheadle exclusion zone

>>222371346
need her fanny raped

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>>222372286
The city-state of Neocastle

>>222371347
>persuaded by her husband
All men need to die (except me).

willy keeps beeping

>>222372324
the opening scene in children of men was actually filmed there

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>>222372038
Will be peng
Basically Senegal vs Sengal.

>>222372297
>>222372302
newscum

reckon the UK should just invade the isle of mann just for a feeling of the good old days

>>222372365
from underground with the use of periscopes, yes

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I hope he fucking loses like, the luls would keep me going till retirement

>>222372386
leave it out I have a life

>the people that allowed children to be raped and that are in the 'stein files totally care about protecting children guys
Do people really believe this shit?

nigga said "the luls"

>>222372348
Was going to ai up a pic of ant and dec in cyborg gear or something but I've got tesco coming at 4 and need a shower

Sudanese children easily pass those AI adult age verification things btw, I seen it on aussie snapchat

>>222372423
You seem weirdly upset that you won't be allowed to talk to children on the Internet.

Would anyone like to have sex with my cock

epstein shit was a complete nothingburger get over it

>>222372310
Sealed by who mate?

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kek

https://x.com/benonwine/status/2066844735046631897?s=20

>>222372417
Starmer secretly supporting restore to hurt andy would be funny

andy burning my cock off with sunlight and a huge magnifying glass

just realised that lad wants all the kids in the parks so he can see them in person

>>222372448
literal mossad bot response lmao

>>222372461
sexy voice on her ngl

>>222372417
lol this nigga is such a snake

>>222372458
The king was humiliated and spent the test of his life trying to undo that. Not sure what your point is but it was pretty unprecedented

leftpol systematically going through his 150 verifications on fabswingers to decide which of the times he was bummed was raped
rorke looking up the single single mother from hull he shagged and having a wank

>>222372461
This is like 10years old>>222372498

>>222372499
>The king
Exactly mate.

they can't stop me looking out my window

>>222372461
you can see the flop sweat hit the lad's forehead the second another fella speaks up kek

>>222372498
bizarre post

>>222372527
*builds a wall around your caravan*

Have been overdoing opiates for a while and been all blocked up. Took a laxative last night and the flood has finally escaped my arse. Not a pleasant time but I am feeling much much better.

open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards

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>>222372527
That was leftypol, speaking from his childhood bedroom on the topic of why kids need to be outside more. Weather up next.

>>222372525
Again whats your point? Thats just the legal process. What are you comparing this to? Humiliating the King into handing over rights is somehow slavish because it acknowledges the king... as the king in 1200AD

>>222372572
interesting choice of newscaster x

>>222372572
poo edwards

>>222372577
>name a time when the English weren't ruled by a king as a slave class
>umm 1200AD mate, where yeah they were ruled by a king as a slave class but it was 1200AD so what can you expect?
kek

Britain is a horrible little slave island.

Why couldn't my ancestors have moved to America for fucks sake.

rorke suspiciously noticing that 80% of his discord pookies haven't been on a week since the social media ban was implemented

>>222372577
What kind of example are you looking for? A civil war fought to abolish the monarchy? Some sort of English civil war?

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>>222372557
this you lad?

>>222372606
But they dictated terms to him? Are you retarded?

>>222372604
blud think he on the team

Pulling threads of pubic hair out and spinning them into a shirt

>>222372035
It's 100% true. Britain has always been a despotic regime masquerading as free.

>>222372620
Thats not what the civil war was about. Do they not teach it at school anymore?

>>222372620
Replied to the wrong post lol

>>222372653
rumpubestiltskin

king john who wanted us to be a muslim country? that king john?

>>222372633
>DO WHAT WE FUCKING SAY! WE HAVE YOU BY THE BALLS! YOU ANSWER TO US!
>ummm uhh ummm mister king can you ummm sign the dotted line because all our demands dont count until you do because you ultimately rule us all as we are but slaves
kek

>>222372660
What was it about? Haven't been to school in 3 decades and have little interest in that particular historical situation

>>222372660
pale, male, stale

If the internet gets locked down then I genuinely just will not care about anything. At that point I will be praying for China or Russia to nuke Britain and/or launch a biological warfare campaign. This country is just an absolute torture chamber.

>>222372620
I know you're trying to do a gotcha, but replacing the king for a parliament who also rules over you and is still in the process of fucking you right this very day is not the zinger you might think it is.

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>When Ruth O'Grady reluctantly joined a swinging website, having been persuaded by her husband, she says, she told him she would never have sex in a car with a stranger. However, within months she was doing exactly that, and filming it to send to him.
Important state news
>She says she had sex with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period. Ruth says she is traumatised and continues to suffer flashbacks.
Who's fault is it? No suggestion of being forced or anything...
>She did arrange some of the meetings herself, she says, and would appear enthusiastic about swinging, but she now says this was something she never truly wanted to do.
Ok... so she's angry with herself for doing it, right?
>She feels anger towards her former husband, Chris, but she also blames the UK's biggest swinging website. It gave him access to hundreds of men, she says, who he could ask to have sex with her.
Ah.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c87q7g48y4po