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>THAS RIGHT, COCKSUCKER. GO BACK TO LISBON

Why don’t the Americans go to war with Algeria? They have gas to take, and Algerians are very anti-American. They’re in the Russian bloc, even though the BRICS rejected them because they’re so pathetic.

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thanks, obama

in anno domini year of our lord 2026 if i see a Lord of the Rings post i know that anon is a tastelet consoomer chud

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There's a bee on the screen. It's just been sitting here for hours. I think it's fucking work.

>>222376750
oh bummer hasn't been president in a decade. orange man has been president for 6 of those years.
at some point you start to wonder why orange man thinks of Big Black Cock so often.

>>222376749
Because we export fuel and don’t need anyone’s oil

>>222376711
Loved that game back in the day

I have an eternal hatred for the arab and indian races. Their extinction is of utmost importance to the greater good of man.

>Fucking
*Ducking

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My favorite PS2 game

I wish a meteorite would hit me on the head and instantly kill me

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I just told my sisters who my favorite witches are.

I always really liked the themes of strike witches. Unironically better at handling ww2 than Hollywood.

>>222376788
That's nothing, in my country Libs still blame Harper for stuff and he hasn't even been in charge for over 10 years while they were in charge for 100% of the time since then. If the Libs win the next couple elections I am convinced they will STILL be blaming Harper nearly 20 years after he is gone.

>>222376880
can i get their discords

This nigga over here watching infantile cartoons as a grown ass nigga.

I used to have a signed and framed photo of Harper

>>222376901
they're hags. Might have lost their powers, maybe, who knows.

>>222376788
>Big Black Cock
obama's or michelle's?

>>222376934
thats fine i just want to have sex wtih them, let them know

>>222376950
Roasted big mike's ahh

Gonna buy a $7 Starbucks coffee like the true slophog I am

>>222376924
I have a picture with Rob Ford (crack smoking mayor) somewhere but I can't find it :(

Im a fan of settings where technology has become indistinguishable from magic but the people who use it don't understand technology anymore, so they think it is magic

>>222376990
Cold brews are only $5.45

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>>222376924
this one?

No idea what the majority thinks but I thought the super bowl show was just kind of trashy
But desu I just hate spics in general

>>222377018
The Book of the New Sun?

>>222377018
I read fiction for escapism.

In this house we believe in basic decency. Radical idea I know right

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8wEOvwy7vA&t=174s

I WON'T.

I CAN'T.

I'M LOST.

I'M A FREAK. I'M A FREAK. I'M A FREAK.

Howie doin

ur indian

>>222377057
Thats one of them yeah

I knew a guy once names Howard Dewin. And we called him Howie Doin

>>222377088
this is howie do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTY31zVUqfs

>>222377036
Majority of people didn't like it or thought it was just okay because it was in latinx and incomprehensible English, the rest were caught up in the culture wars and either absolutely hated it or loved it to spite those who hated it. I assume some Caribbean latinx genuinely liked seeing him as well.

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>>222377073
https://youtu.be/s_a1hPwXiWw

You have no RIGHT to be depressed

you're not a freak
you're just boring
and a loser
maybe the scariest idea is that you're simply no better or worse than anyone else
yet you still became like this

penus

>>222377140
Gpt-esque bullying

I don’t deserve oxygen

>>222377140
Don't project your self loathing on others, improve yourself instead

911 what is your emergency
i'd like to report oxygen theft

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>>222377018
I know what you mean

pulverized timmyboi with my W

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>>222377137

>>222377169
It's not bullying--it's a crash course in radical honesty.

>>222377140
look at mr. armchair psychologist here
it's just a good song nigga

I can't think of anything to post

>>222377340
good post

>>222377206
>>222377210
>>222377233
>>222377260
>>222377263
>>222377340
>>222377356
all me btw

i'm almost 900 days offline on steam and not single one of those days i was not online

How the hell am I going to become a millionaire at this rate. I need to get counterfeiting

if there were a squid games version of /cum/ i would probably survive the first few rounds but then get ACKed when one of the games ends up being a matter of pure luck.

I went into her black pussy raw. She didn't even attempt to argue that I needed a condom just straight to doggy
Wonder how many other penises go up that thing in a single night.

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I've been chatting with a Korean/American girl who I know is all in on MAGA stuff, and who I know doesn't know a single thing about history, politics etc, and lives 24/7 on X.

So I was trying hard not to discuss politics, but it just came up because I live in DC and the UFC thing took place here. And out of the blue, she drops this gem.

What is my next move? How do I even respond to this? Do I just ignore it?

>>222377416
i'd the the redshirt jobber who dies at the very start to show people the games are actually lethal

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no-kill shelters are a drain on society. we have too many animals as it is. the only way to run them profitably is to kill them after a relatively short period of being unclaimed, such as 1 week. it is necessary in a just society to ensure that wild animals are not a danger to those around them.

>>222377445
Tell her she owes you sex

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Found you

>>222377488
Even if you're right: fuck it. You know what i mean? It's no biggie.

>>222377445
can you give her to me instead? you'll probably fuck her up

Are DeFtones an Italian-American band?

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Call me mentally deficient but Abed Nadir's the hottest character on this show and it's not even close

suddenly the thread smells like fucking stinky SHIT

>>222377557
No they’re Hispano-Chinese

>>222377445
>Going back to our 1776 roots
Remind her that she's Korean and not a real American.

YOU'RE WRONG MARIO

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>>222377574
Hi guys! How do you commit suicide? (I posted here because not many people would know the show on a general thread)

>>222377488
what if we kill welfare drain minorities instead and redirect the money to animal shelters

>>222377445
ask her what she thinks about the war in iran

>>222376711
I bought the Xbox version of the Two Towers only to find out that it isn't backwards compatible with 360. now I have to go hunting around garage sales to find an original Xbox.

>>222377660
chevy chase is a huge asshole

>>222377445
Oh and in the same conversation I came to understand that she didn't know what the French Revolution(s) were, she thought the Bolsheviks were misunderstood, and didn't know what Brown Shirts were.

>>222377660
danny is half indian

If food is hot enough temperature wise (not spice wise) it doesn't need salt

>>222377707
Shes based. You're cringe

Other mexicans dont like me because i talk about mexico to gringaijin

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>>222377688
>I bought the Xbox version of the Two Towers
9/11 video game??

>>222377749
Das rite just need sum lawrys an we good
*claps*
*twerks*

>>222377660
you know what?
ken jeong is not famous in south korea unlike daniel dae kim or steven yeun
but i know that he graduated from the ivy League and is actually a licensed doctor

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>ex tried calling me
today is going to be a rough day

>>222377707
can you stop talking about her please, you clearly dont appreciate a good thing and it's annoying to hear you talk about it

>>222377777

NORMIES GTFO

I'm up in the red square like soviet bruh

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>>222377779
"gringajin" sounds like a special move in a fighting game

>AAAAAH, GRINGAJIN!

>>222377878
I'm a stonecold incel neet now. This ex was the only girl I've ever been with. Don't know if that makes it better for you

>>222377462
>>222377416
I'd be a recognizable character simply because I'm the only White Canadian

I'm not a communist but I can see the attraction of murdering your countrys leadership desu if i was alive and lived in Russia during the Russian revolution I'd probably take part
The catharsis mustve been great

>>222377950
>This ex was the only girl I've ever been with
you're still a normie

>>222377655
I see a crazy amount of jeets and latinx doing this whole "fuck the redcoats" bit nowadays like nigga not one person in your entire bloodline was in that conflict lmao

>>222377655
She seems to be. convinced that if there is a mass deportation of immigrants, that she won't be one of them

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>>222377985
I'm a former brad-lite failed normie

>>222377974
Killing the leadership happens in every political system, tankies just think only they do it and it's somehow evil if anyone else does it. Nothing to do with communism tbqhwyfamalam. I think you just like the idea of a violent beheading of the political elite.

>>222378031
stop trying to fit in

>>222377794
What the fuck are you talking about

ive been drinking so much water only cause im having to chug water to down dry ass chicken breast

>>222377878
This
I don't know why they insist on coming here. The whole world and the entire enterbet is made for them, just fuck off anywhere else, Jesus fucking Christ.
They're worse than women invading male spaces

>>222378053
I'm not trying to fit in faggot. I've been posting here for almost a decade and a half

>>222378016
>if there is a mass deportation of immigrants, that she won't be one of them
Well she wouldn't if she's a citizen or legal.

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>>222377935
No itd be like
>GAIJIN SAMA!!!
>PREPARE TO FACE THE MIGHT
>OF JAPAAAAAAAN!!!!
>AAAAAAHHHH!
>AAAAAAHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>SENKU GUDAIMA-
>GRINGA-JIN-
>T A H !
>*TAH*
>*TAH*
> *tah*
And then it echoes as the screen goes black and white and the black silhouette of the goy is reduced to atoms

>>222378046
>think you just like the idea of a violent beheading of the political elite.
Yeh political violence is pretty neat. Also killing bankers and financiers could be fun. Just a wholesale cleansing out of all the parasitic filth infesting a nation

>>222378060
*sucks teeth*
I b stanin on bidness rite na

>>222378106
Old head ass posting for almost 2 decades with no bitches sheesh get some pussy nigga

i'm a current peaked at 10 years old

Fish and rice for lunch. Entire break room smells like a whorehouse at low tide.
No I'm my sorry.

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>Every Western country on Earth just started banning underage people from social media at the same time, in a pure coinicidence
>the only way to possibly enact this is to let tech companies verify everyone with their real ID
>this just so happens to coincide with the rise of AI and Palantir neo-Patriot act type privacy violations becoming normal again
Why does everything have to be so gay and retarded?

>>222378216
>my
* Not
God dammit

>>222378218
>becoming normal again
Implying they ever went away

>>222378218
Maybe we can vote our way out of this mess

>>222378264
This
That nigga is stupid and thinks all his data has been secure over the past ten year when it's never been easier to find out everything about a person without even violating any privacy laws

>>222377445
she's not korean she's just american

ganbatte!!!
keep up the good work anon!!!
i know u can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>222378218
This should've been done two decades ago

>>222378264
There was a period when they pretended to stop doing it, or at least that it wasn't acceptable. Now they seem to all think it's fine, not just in Washington DC either, all the other western governments openly spy on their citizens and arrest them for mean posts without even the slightest bit of restraint

I got news for you bud
Any haxke... No, not even hacker. Any person even passingly proficient with computers amxan find out everything about you just by knowing what area you're in. Ping the cell tower then it's all over.
Fuckers walking around thinking their shit was airtight for years when they might as well have been walking around with a neon billboard with all their info on it

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>>222378301
>That nigga is stupid and thinks all his data has been secure over the past ten year
I never said that, nor did I think that THOUGHBEIT

gocksteinnnnnn i just coomed

>>222378301
>>222378340
Preddy sure just about every device and computer is loaded up to the balls with NSA backdoors and the like
If they want to see everything you're doing they'll just go ahead and do it

>>222378418
That's what I'm saying. Not to mention all the free info people willingly give up on social media platforms, like the past 15 years has been a party for Intel agencies.

>>222378418
Yeah and now we have that PLUS you're going to need to take out your driver's licence just to go on half the internet, that's gay and retarded.

>Yes, this condition is medically known as hyperspermia. It is characterized by an abnormally high volume of seminal fluid during ejaculation (typically anything exceeding 5.5 to 6.3 mL), whereas a normal volume is generally between 1.5 and 5.5 mL

>>222378359
>Ping the cell tower then it's all over
I bet that's how they know to advertise certain things
Anecdotally when I lived in a somewhat ghetto area all my facebook ads where stuff like ads for the army , pickup trucks etc. then when I moved to a nicer area all of a sudden im getting served adds for organic food and stuff like that

>>222378472
does that enable you to cum twice?

>>222378459
Why are you worried about giving your driver's licence when they already know all the info on it plus what kind of porn you watch. LOL like nigga the DL is the least of your worries

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It's over!

>>222378493
>just verify your real ID everytime you go online bro, it's so fast and convenient, plus it's safe & secure!
Are we being deadass chat?

>>222378472
What's the opposite of this condition? I have the opposite

>>222378532
hypospermia

>>222378532
Spermcelitis

>>222378459
Grown men pay for discord already so it's been over for a while and you're just now starting to notice

>>222378530
You're getting off light. In a truly secure society everyone would be required to upload genitalia to turn their computers on and if you make any shitty posts immediately your genitals are sent to all your friends and relatives

I steamed my piss mattress and now it smells like warm piss

chewsday, innit?

>>222378642
eBay payout day.

>>222378599
>your genitals are sent to all your friends and relatives
Jeets do this for free already

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Emotional dude music
https://youtu.be/KtFIdLMwKLo

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phwoar

just coagulated a brown-skinned brapustani from deep inside the arscheloche

>>222376643

corr fink diss was meant for me

>>222378721
well, we as he!?

Don't play coy with me you condescending fag i saw that smirking glance. Next time it happens you're getting a knife-full

>>222378751
Merz is just Hitler in a funny simp costume

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>JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE RESPECTED!!

Boomers (or, Baby Boomers as I like to call them) were unfortunately incapable of making good art (including film, music, literature, or other traditional arts).
This is quite an unfortunate state of affairs, but fortunately I know that Zoomers (or, Generation Z as I like to call them) have been training hard to bring back these great fields to their truest form.
Let's give a hip hop hooray for Generation Z, and a fond farewell to Baby Boomers!
Hip Hip, Hooray!
Hip Hip, Hooray!
Hip Hip, Hooray!

>>222378880
Can't wait for the day to come where people stop pretending this is heckin' valid again

No one here has ever said something interesting relating to social commentary, so let's leave that topic alone indefinitely

Everybody jump for Gen Z
JUMP JUMP JUMP
https://youtu.be/010KyIQjkTk

>>222378880
I'm a misogynist I support women ruining their bodies. This is based in my book

>>222378958
>t. supports the gay pride tiger

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>social commentary

>>222378880
They cut the tigers tits off bros

>>222378988
That's a trans pride tiger. Please stop trying to group us in with those batshit people. I like having a dick

I didn't even know female tigers had tits
I thought their milk comes out their lower belly like with cats

I was referring to the constant talk about generational difference

>>222379018
They have huge humanoid breasts, sometimes so big that they actually drag across the ground, stimulating the nipples and leaving milk trails

I think the tiger had d cups because the scars are quite big

>>222379018
>Lower belly like cats. Those ARE the tits. All female mammals have breasts because all mammal babies drink milk.
Wow, you really zo ed out in school, hein?

my stretch marks are my tiger stripes and my top surgery wounds are my battle scars

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Kek the thumbnail

>>222379073
>Those ARE the tits
I know that retard. I'm saying the tits aren't up on their upper chest and don't like human boobies

My ass is my pussy and my penis is a clitty

Tiger tits!!!!

Black men are either the nicest dudes ever or complete assholes with zero in-between

I've been normiemaxxing lately but it's still difficult. I can mimic the social behaviours and chit chat. But in terms of actually making those connections or making friends, I might as well be an alien.

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>>222379159
>Alien

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Elephants have tits in their armpit area, as do manatees and hyrax

>>222379034
LOL

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>>222379179
Hyrax mentioned

>>222379159
Normies respect displays of strength. Challenge the most popular male in your friend group to a duel. If you win then you become the top dog

>>222379174
This meme made me actually LOL. Thanks anon.

>>222379085
bot post, this has been posted 5 times in the last few days

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>>222379159

Hyenas are the only animal that is actually born intersex. The Females have something called a Pseudo-Penis that is bigger than the male's

>>222379179
armpits + tits, the perfect body part

>>222379034
How come my cat do'nt have boobies like dat?

if you have straight hair, that means you're straight
if you have curly hair, that means you're curly

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We should tear down all the trees and build a giant datacenter here

>>222379034
Ok anon stop going on e621

>>222379224
That's not what intersex means

>>222379224
They still have female genetics, it's just masculinized anatomy. They aren't hermaphrodites or intersex.

>>222379206
Just like Yugioh?
>>222379214
Hahaha

>>222379249
And blow up the mountains and put Section 8 housing there

>>222379264
I don't remember asking shut the fuck up nigger

>>222379268
>female genetics
No such thing chud! That's a social construct full stop

>>222379279
genius, we can fill it with all the H1jeets we'll hire to work at the datacenter

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i used to enjoy alcohol, but then i decided to live for myself and get healthy :)

>>222379201
I want to live in the desert

>>222379330
The South West awaits you...

>>222379285
If you post something blatantly false, I'm calling you the fuck out. Stand down.

>>222379346
Stand down on this dick.

>>222379343
I already live in the Southwest
I want to live in a desert desert with camels and shit.

Slept all day yesterday award.

>>222379317
I'll take this as inspo. I need to cut back.

So many beautiful foreign thirdie girls that I'll never be able to sexs up with my penis
Life isn't just a farce its a tragedy too

>>222379317
Right on. I'm the guy what drank every day for ten years and quit.
I'm still going, haven't drank since May 3rd, still got an unopened bottle of whiskey in my house, but I don't want to drink it so I dont

>>222379370
>I want to live in a desert desert with camels and shit.
America has this thoughbeit, although your introduced feral camels have since died out. Just release some more into the wild and live your myth in the desert.

Go back to school or eternal neethood. Seems that's it
Hate being in classrooms having to listen to someone else drone on. And you shell out thousands for the privilege of this awful experience

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>>222379249
>>222379279
>>222379303
yes YES YES! MORE INDIANS! MORE COMPUTERS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Can you think of an animal that wouldn't look stupid with human tits besides human females

>>222379483
>Just release some more into the wild and live your myth in the desert
Is that all? Cool, let me just call my camel connect and I'll get right on that

>>222379230
Armtits

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.

https://youtu.be/fLHDW3LL-3E?si=OffVKsRt0t6X2Qfw

You haven't made it till you've got a camel guy

I unironically believe companies that are building datacenters are all controlled by satan to tarnish gods beauty

>>222379583
>Satan
>God
Imagine thinking I such infantile terms in 2026

I dunno about that but I think the tradeoff between the ways technology has made our lives better or worse isn't balanced and its more on the bad side

>>222379503
Gorilla

>>222379521
Camels are ackchually from North America too, but the savage redman killed all of them. You'd be righting a terrible injustice.

I support datacenters becas i'm a radical centrist and it makes both leftoids and rightoids seethe

>>222379503
A raccoon

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>>222379503
Some primates already have those

>>222379317
Save alcohol for big celebrations. It's that simple

>>222379658
>>222379658

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why are rightoids so cucked?

>>222379771
>Strongly support and only somewhat support in the same colour
Blurring an important distinction there tbqh

1 USD = 3 cad by EOY

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>>222379722
Looks like an Asian broad

It is kind of hilarious how quickly the right and left swapped their opinions of big tech companies

>>222379823
>important distinction
It's really not, if you somewhat support a datacenter but only if its in someone else's back yard the number of data centers built stays the same it's just now someone else's problem

posted it again award

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NOW I CAN SEE THE WHALES
LOOMING OUT OF THE SKY
I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES
BUT ITS TRUE

Have a virtual interview soon but may ghost
Already have another job lined up and Im not feeling this one

>>222380042
Just work at bucees, don't they pay 100k/year

i would love to work at buc ees

Iran won

>>222380069
that's for like head manager they're definitely not giving those jobs to just any randos

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y'all white niggas STEADY on that extra ass shit man it's why niggas don't wanna fuck wit chu cos y'all always be on that weird shit ya film me?

>>222379937
Just goes to show that most people only support something politically if it supports them at that moment, with zero foresight or consistency.

Phone autocorrected mexican to the taco emoji

Wassup then fuck nigga

7% is a very fair tip percentage for outstanding service, don't let the soyim tell you otherwise

>>222376852
Good choice but I'd have to go with San Andreas I think

>>222380326
Such is your prerogative.

There's a thick girl who I really like at work but I can't stop thinking she's probably gonna blow up in the future and she probably doesn't wash her ass right

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>>222380388
AI ass reply

>>222380418
What would you have me say?
>DAMN THATS SO FUCKING COOL DUDE, FUCK YEAH

I have a middle aged female coworker who has spent and will continue to spend thousands of dollars on surgeries for her elderly cat with chronic UTIs
she says she's ok with that because her and her boyfriend don't want kids so they really have nothing else to spend their savings on

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I'm gonna need youse guys to be quiet now, the kitty is trying to sleep.

>>222380481
Such is their prerogative.

>>222380390
Why would she not wash her ass

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>>222380413
Straight up. That Zoom Zoom nigga better watch his ass fuck around wit me nigga get his wig slapped straight the fuck off his head ya film me? Young ass bitch tryna fuck around wit an old head he gon find out real quick

>>222380481
Very very grim how obviously people treat their pets as proxy children. "Dystopian" is thrown around a lot but in this case....

>>222380447
That would have been better yeah

Why is this weirdo posting pics of a jeethater monkey and talking like a mulignan?

Despite my cooked sleep schedule I am r the gym again

>>222380527
Big asses are hard to wash properly and hardly anyone in this country owns bidet

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>>222379758
top kek

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thinkin burritos for dinner

>>222380540
Greedy corpos made having children a thing for the ultra rich or negligent, and priced out normalfags from reproducing.
Daycare alone is the same price as rent in most places. Not to mention everything else

>>222380571
just eat more fiber and you'll rarely even have to wipe, 99% of my shits are clean at this point

>>222380609
Kys

>>222379583
niggas in nebraska be like "look at this heckin GODS BEAUTY" and it's just a bunch of fuckin' dirt

>>222380571
>hard to wash properly
No they aren't
Stick your hand in the crack and lather it with soap and rinse it with the shower

smelly ass is part of the appeal of shoving your face in a girls butt

>>222380629
I'm not talking about myself
>>222380674
That's gross bro

>>222380658
Not familiar with that dish

your posts must go hard as fuck for people who were held back in school

>>222380701
You know what's way grosser? Not washing your ass properly

>>222380701
>I'm not talking about myself
How often do you have to wipe when you shit?

It all feels like a dream

>>222380698
>custody agreement with the biological parents
what the fuck

>>222380629
You smell like pure unfettered ass

>>222380751
No I smell good jeets wouldn't get this because regardless of the consistency of their shit they're still wiping with their hand

>>222380746
darkies were probably enthusiastic to hand it over

>>222380730
Every time but sometimes it isn't much
>>222380728
Yeah but do bitches with big asses do that? I seen the plapjak meme with the smell marks

>>222380803
>Every time
Eat more fiber, 99% of the time the first wipe is clean if you're getting enough, only jeets will tell you otherwise

>>222380820
Jeets don't wipe at all

Jennifer Cramvlett was a dyke who got IVF and the sperm bank mixed shit up and she got a black mans butt and her baby is half black now and her and her "wife" sued but had the case thrown out

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>>222376762
Cope and seethe LOTR is kino. I still play MESBG, the LOTR miniature wargame. Pic related. My dwarves fighting dastardly Easterlings.

>>222376762
>popular thing bad!!!!!!

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I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now

i like how in lotr the hobbits have matches and pocket-watches and are accustomed to fireworks, wear waistcoats, have a very peaceful land with no need for a standing army
meanwhile the rest of middle-earth they're all wearing tunics and living in castles and constantly at war

Ghosting gives me such a nice temporary power trip

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Massa says after 17 years if I'z good, I'z be free!

I still remember the "I'm gonna eats me a watermelon" poster

>>222380916
Thats unironically only because the shire has known peace for so long. They had no need of tools of war. Until the Scouring of the Shire, that isn’t shown in the books.

>>222380916
Thhe shire is supposed to be like Britain or something
The britishers are simple peasant folk but the evil orcs (Germans) drag them into war

>>222380916
the hobbits, where are they now?

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>>222380916
pic related is a good intro to Tolkien's conception of Middle Earth. The hobbits were essentially the English bourgeoisie of Tolkien's time. There's a section where Shippey contrasts the hobbits' modern morality with the archaic, heroic morality of those outside of the Shire

>>222380975
the technology difference is the real amusing part, the shire is on the level of victorian britain but the rest of the world is medieval

>>222381002
Nigga they only have exposure to fireworks because a literal angel like to roll through every once in a while. It’s not like they make their own fireworks

>>222380916
Tolkien only let them have matches in the Hobbit, he retconned it so Hobbits only had tinderboxes in the LOTR. Weird thing is Tolkien imagined the LOTR world not as late medieval or renaissance like the movies did with plate armour, but as Dark Age Anglo-Saxon England. So the Hobbits having Victorian pipes and and watches is even more anachronistic.

>>222380698
Yeah idk the whole idea of raising a kid you have no biological tie to just makes no sense, even race stuff aside.
That's why adoption rarely works well
You can't replace biology

Set an appointment for my tattoo removal consultation. Hoping the price is 250 or less per session