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A photo from my recent trip to Dartmoor.

Sir New Maker

>>222388129
Sir Abominable Snowman

>>222388127
>>222388127
>>222388127

>>222388153
not happening sven

dubs and england wins the world cup

dubs and scotland wins the world cup

Dubs and I win the world cup

dubs and nobody wins the world cup

Singles and Australia wins the soccer grand final.

dubs and jordan wins the world cup

Odds and I watch The Beguiled (1971)
Evens and I watch Escape from Alcatraz (1979)

doing a gay porn samba

dubs and the world cup ends prematurely after a white nationalist terror attack

the man kicked the ball did he yeah?

Dubs and I'll bake and eat in one sitting 24 vanilla muffins with lemon icing.

right well that's me shrinking down to 1 inch tall and hopping between the keys on my keyboard to make this post

got the window open but my bedroom is still absolutely reeking of my farts
its weird how i dont particularly mind but it would be completely impossible for anyone else to stay in here at the moment

>>222388236
mundane truth

Not interested in this thread or any of these posts

black pussy shrunk rorke

>>222388242
s

*aims my gay porn zapping machine at Rorke*

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Fucking queer faggots I hate every single one of you with a burning passion

sitting here stroking my pussy
just going to town on my little kitty

wonder what western civilisation would be like today if christianity never caught on

>>222388250
bladee on a mad one

tested out a /brit/ gimmick in real life today with disastrous results

>>222388255
Family Guy did an episode on that.

>>222388260
Poo screaming?

>>222388241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wAtJxFOCOU
get in

>>222388263
guy on the picture is unironically bladee's paternal uncle
kinda crazy how small sweden is lel

spongebob big guy pants okay

>>222388260
nigga did a gay porn haka irl

>>222388250
he didnt say that

>>222388255
probably better, pissitanity made us worship poverty and weakness then we had a thousand years of dark ages.

>>222388255
pale india
not robotic enough to be non-religious like chinkies we'd just be worshipping weird gods and eating poo

Sir Despised by All

amber lamps

looking at videos of womens fannies and bumholes and nobody can stop me

>>222388283
have heard this argument too but the middle ages are where we got universities and the printing press and exploration of the new world and so on

i'm a ghost

>>222388280
he cheated on his half-black wife and ended up in national news for being cruel to her
did u know?

>>222388289
bizarre lie

>>222388254
corrrr give us a go on it

It's wank or be wanked

are there any female posters on /brit/
be truthful

>>222388312
for scobie it's both

>>222388303
ever heard of the renaissance
and the reformation
and the age of enlightenment
the peak of christian religiosity in the west was everything before that

who do the jews at activision justify still selling ancient call of duty games at full price? fucking 100 dollarydoos for some of them

>>222388327
why do england have the same kit as brazil but in white

>>222388327
A smile would be nice

>>222388308
no
tell me more matgeek facts please

>>222388308
what's his wife's name

get your hands out of your pants, anon

haven’t had a burger in weeks. fading away. considering suicide

>>222388323
not sure what point you're trying to make here lad

>>222388309
Baltics were pretty much white indians until the templars came

>>222388354
would love to put her in a jar

went to a burrito place the other day and the fucking thing was like 60% rice, sneaky little mexicans always ripping off the white man

>>222388353
that people were most christian in the period known as 'the dark ages' and the periods where the intellectual elites began turning away from christian dogma began the periods we remember as the renaissance (rebirth) of european glory

>>222388357
That's baltic people though, Rome and Greece were doing fine

>>222388340
okay so here's a quick rundown
>matgeek is a boring normie food youtuber that some autist on /int/ got hyperfixated on in like 2018
>no one ever cared or gave a shit
>he spammed matgeek so much it became some sort of in/meta joke and people started looking into him
>matgeek actually has a LOT of skeletons in the closet, like the man is a genuine psychopath (no joke)
>goes from an anti-comedy meme to people digging deep into his lore
>some niggas write joke DMs to him on instagram and discord
>matgeek answers by spending thousands on hiring Pinkertons (private security firm) to doxx posters and threaten them
>/int/ users highlight matgeek scandals that end up reaching normie mainstream social media and eventually national news
>matgeek is now a national lolcow that even regular press is talking about
kinda wild the entire situation
feel free to ask if you wonder about anything, im a bit of a lore master meself :)

>>222388383
>matgeek answers by spending thousands on hiring Pinkertons (private security firm) to doxx posters and threaten them
is that why so many images of him are blacklisted for copyright?

Okay Google, give me five recipe ideas that will leave my date with flatuence

>>222388319
that i know of:
josie AKA bucks (buckinghamshire reddit flagger from wayyy back in the day)
candice
aisha
summer

>>222388383
I forgot that the Pinkertons still exist today
>>222388399
emmayank on holiday in the UK

>>222388396
yup
you get DMCA striked within seconds even if you post images without him in them, or pictures of him from tertiary sources that he has no right to claim

>>222388382
>slave labor
>monocropping, intensive agriculture that raped the land
>dependent on elsewhere for agriculture
They would have ended up smelly, brown, poor and overcrowded regardless. Like India.

>>222388399
Ha ha, Steven, I can't condone the concoction of dishes that might lead to discomfort among nonconsenting women :p but if you reformulate the prompt, I could teach you 1001 ways to cook beans and ribeye :)

>>222388416
post images from his videos without him in them*

least impressive goal in human history

>>222388418
>smelly, brown, poor and overcrowded regardless.
sounds like italy and the majority of christian countries today
maybe it has nothing to do with religion, maybe it has to do with culture, or dare i say, race?

>>>/sp/

>>222388431
it required some serious football IQ to be positioned for the return, aswell as some composure not to squander the opportunity
you wouldnt get it though

>>222388443
ronaldo would’ve gotten it first try. messi is a monkey

>>222388383
thats very funny
as in the literal pinkerton detective agency from red dead redemption 2?
the only time /brit/ made national news it wasnt even /brit/ it was /britpol/

sir tap in

>>222388451
How did britpol make the news

>>222388451
the pinkertons are infamous for being a comically evil anti union PMC back in the days

somebodys scurrying to wikipedia to update the world cup top goalscorers page

Okay Google, what is cumsharking

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>>222388472
implyng thats a bad thing

>>222388458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Man_(person)?useskin=vector

>>222388451
he's said several times that he paid thousands and thousands for the best private investigators so people assumed it was Pinkertons, might be just a meme though
he did however manage to doxx some people from the thread lel

the feud between Sverigetråden and Matgeek died down since he's in the public spotlight of the entire country and he's fighting for his life to keep good optics. like the biggest newspapers in Sweden had him on the front page, it's kind of surreal

we had one other instance where /int/ reached mainstream media in 2015, when some guy posted a school bombing threat to his university and bragged about it in Sverigetråden

just scraped a bunch of cheese out of my crack. not poo, to be clear.

had no idea seb hutchinson was black
doesn't sound like one of them

might become christian so i can take comfort in the belief that all indians and muzzies are going to hell when they die

>>222388482
frog eyes (i like them)

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>>222388513
good post

>>222388518
goofy ahh

>>222388505
ok but what about the 500 bazillion vantablack coons you'll be sharing heaven with

>>222388482
>>222388518
she seems nice in fallout but in real life she's an obnoxious braindead tart
can see the critical drinker making a "crash and burn" video about her a few years from now

sir thogden

>>222388529
i'll just stay away from the ghetto side of heaven

sir thog den

Just had a racist idea but I'll save it for the new

do you reckon light-skinned blacks get bullied by darker blacks for not being black enough?

sir hat trick

im christian cos it true
im a cowboy cos its awesome

ronaldo smashing the remote

cant help but smile, can you
hes the undisputed GOAT, like watching Michelangelo paint in real time

do you think blacks know at some level that they are less intelligent
other than jesse lee peterson

>>222388563
nah christianity is nonsense, just another wishful fairy tale dreamt up by people who were afraid of death, tale as old as time that

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wtf this is a full size football pitch pro players use, mental

>>222388553
yeah they call them zesty and gay

just had a dream i won a shitty mansion called the banana house cause it had a banana statue on the entrance in a raffle and an african man tried robbing me while I was unloading boxes out the front and he got inside and we had a shootout

In bed with my bum out x

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done him

>>222388553
yeah
east and west africans hate each other too

doing some indian traditional medicine

mad how i'm 1/16th black

>>222388631
feather or dot?

>>222388418
>that raped
that reminds me a bit ly / 4uE5odw
also part of brit culture, it seems

>>222388581
never heard this one
thats my mind changed

bisexuality is the worst. everyone just assumes you’re a cuck. i thought it was the dirty shagger sexuality.

mad how ronaldo has like 1 good world cup match ever

>>222388644
virus link, dont open

>>222388641
ummm HISTORY LESSON: they both enjoy covering themselves in shit and drinking piss

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wonder how cristiano feels with his 8 world cup goals (all scored in the group stage)

>>222388656
they were NOBLE SAVAGES, and in this house, injuns were folk-heroes, END OF STORY

mad what yanks did to the natives i will never forgive them

doing a gay porn ghost dance

>>222388681
brought them civilization so they'd stop sacrificing babies and eating each other?

right well that's the pooey contents of my bowels relinquished to the custody of toiletberg

>>222388681
what did we do to the aboriginals

i saw his second 2 goals! i was there!

really need to quit opioids, they feel so good though
reckon i'll become a benzo addict instead, it's more dignified and has fewer side effects

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In New Mexi the whiteman and redman get on just fine
one day i'll go there and live by the rez and hangout with the indians

>>222388695
right well they never did that

sports are the goyslop of entertainment
here goy watch these niggers kick a ball around

>>222388635
alri carl from swindon

>>222388712
im back on the pregabs and trammies

>>222388721
they did. and it was christianity that put a stop to tons of bad things like cannibalism, human sacifice, cousin marriage, slavery, etc
and you can't even thank the big man God every once and a while?

>>222388724
sargon of africa

>>222388735
given up the tapentadol have we?

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Sir Hernan Cortes
Sir New World

>>222388737
yeah no plus settlers were often violent retards
apologise for what you did

>>222388737
nowhere in the bible does it say anything against slavery, quite the opposite, it tells slaves to be true to their masters

>>222388723
bet you'd be outside the colosseum going erm you know this is just bread and circuses right

>>222388712
How come Australians can do drugs without substance abuse issues?

rorke timidly staying quiet while everyone else stands up and saying 'i am spartacus'

>>222388760
what

got 2 more episodes of frieren anime and im caught up then

>>222388755
it's true
>>222388756
the end of slavery is almost entirely because of european christians

>>222388741
yes. 3 weeks since ive had tapentadol
i was off the opioids till i had 200mg tramadol last night
had another 200mg this evening, as well as 2100mg pregabalin
i am tempted to pop 200mg tapentadol now
but i do need to avoid addiction again

>>222388771
>the end of slavery is almost entirely because of european christians
yes, after they embraced humanistic philosophy, and look where it's gotten us, feral bootlip monkeys roaming the streets

still waiting on an email from Liz

>>222388772
just popped 100mg of tap myself, i like to keep a light buzz going throughout the day so that everything is more enjoyable but i'm not off my tits

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That's all well and good but Jesus is Lord x

>>222388777
the current schizophrenic importing of millions of third worlders and treating blacks like children incapable of caring for themselves only took off in the 1960s when jewish fluence captured the west. multiculturalism is not christianity. it is what jews want for the goyim

are junkies insufferable cunts in your countries too? here there always like "boohoo the government is killing us gogogaga"

like nigga, dont take the drugs?

>>222388781
i had to write a letter to ms truss for a school project in year 10

1 hour til austria vs jordan
we will be there

>>222388790
christianity aligns with it nicely though, christians are raised to believe we are all children of god, all equal under god

>>222388785
100 is not so bad. nice light high in the background to keep the day flowing
i was up to 1200mg a day a few weeks back and it got out of hand
even still you know im opioids/opiates over benzos any day

>>222388766
How come drug addiction doesn’t exist in Australia

>>222388781
>>222388794
If it would please the rt. hon. Baroness (Blackstone), and I hope my grammar please her too — the rt. hon. having been taught at a grammar school, a very nice one, and, I myself not so much formally learned nor practised in letter-writing, still the grammar is what I chase like with her; a London school of economics afterwards — Education and learning as one of your focus areas of interest; Your involvement with the standards of the bar; Your families 300 or so years ago writing the book of law. These are some of the reasons for why I'm writing to you about what I have to say. This is what I have read if it is correct, and may I also hope that it could benefit and be of interest or be good if you would hear this put before you?


I use the: Banking Act (2009), the Bank Recovery and Resolution Order (2014) both, throughout this mail. These are the relevant documents/legislation I have used for writing it.
I'm a little late but the purpose of this letter is for the chaos that occurred late this year, happening throughout the last PM's (and friends) run. It's to say out-loud about the "GBP being devalued" or "shorted" and other events I also found interesting. All in conjunction with the BOE (Bank of England) Stress Tests/Report 2019.

If you weren't in HL I'd still try this if not only for your knowledge and experience (I know you would always have been). But, as already mentioned, you're getting this email mostly for your status in the committee of (the standards for) the bar, for your role in law, and your area of interest in education — to which I find great motivation because of, as I (respectfully I say this) find a calling in you and your role with the rt. hon. Rees-Mogg.


I just assume the bank was "at risk of no longer being able to function as a bank" and "critical infrastructure" (such as the energy industry) was at risk too, to trigger this.

>>222388791
be a shame if a junkie slipped and put a hep c infected needle into your neck

Literal homosexual pretending to be right wing when he argues against Christianity btw

>>222388807
yes but every country has a right as a nation to protect and defend its people, as pius x has said. aiding others to the point of suicide is clearly not what christianity is about.
one thing that could be said is jews are excellent at manipulating christian guilt in order to make the west commit suicide after the holohoax

>>222388812
that's fucking mental lad you should go and get some narcan in case you relapse and overdose
>>222388813
it does, meth is huge here

>>222388829
right wing christian gays frot instead of committing sodomy. it’s in the bible

Every time I’m doing well in a game of stellaris it starts crashing constantly
If I’m getting my ass kicked then it runs fine

>>222388860
this is what new mexico is like in 2026

>>222388860
they didn't have horses before the white man came either
makes you wonder how they did it before then actually

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yanks saw those noble men living in harmony with nature and said YEAH KILLEM

>>222388791
one time i went to kfc and didn't want to finish it so i gave it to a homeless fella and he nearly started crying.

time to seize the day

>>222388879
moderns are desperate to return to eden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xTU0oC4Nk
its out

>>222388879
we actually raped the men too. we just don’t talk about it

>>222388860
new mexico is like this still except the horse is a 1990 chevy silverado and the indian is drinking makers mark and the bison is a minivan containing a family of 6

>>222388879
the horse on the left looks too long

>>222388839
i'll be right mate, i know what im doing and im careful. got over 10 years experience.
just keep yourself good mate, i dont want to encourage you to be taking mental doses

>>222388891
not on is it

freedom, free for the people

at least here in Sweden the junkies are always like "the government doesnt care about us and they are killing us"

like

EVERYONE always tells you not to take drugs
all drugs are illegal
you dont get prescribed painkillers by corrupt doctors like in the US
you ACTIVELY have to go out and buy heroin smuggled out of some gambian's butthole to get your hands on it

why is it anyone else blame but yours when you die from an overdose? i legit dont get it

i am the last neanderthal

i reckon they were actually just savages that needed to be conquered instead of the jewish revised history of peaceful farmers just minding they own bizniss

>>222388895
you're right that's a fucked up horse

back in the day incels would just rape religious minorities. the west has fallen

catberg on a bomacraffaneness

>>222388912
they're junkies mate, just ignore them
better yet, put them all in camps where they can choose to get clean or stay there until they die

incels didn't exist in the past they just went off to become shepherds and fuck sheep

catbergs shi tight fr

human condition is FUCKED

we should make everything worse because i’m angry

>>222388952
delete this one pal

>>222388818
MouseLORD won
She still hasn’t thought of a rebuttal to this day.

>>222388960
everything is getting worse on its own

>>222388990
make it go faster

messi messi messi messi messi

>>222388999
*teleports you to south africa*
enjoy accelerationist

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>>222389013

joe biden
wake up

zzzzzzz

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>going to watch Austria/Jordan at 5 (ends at 7) even though I have toil at 9

might have a touch of the ol' mental illness

morning lads

>>222389070
ktim
don't really have any reason to do this yet i persist

>>222388920
joeyy prism

remember obama pyramid

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>>222389075

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>>222389070
get him sucked

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>>222388129
Holy fucking based
https://youtube.com/shorts/yTFB5TcdMRA?si=cotMRTgfMD3gpPBb

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Brits cant stop losing

sir american

>>222389143
keep getting recd a channel called AUSTRALIA HITS DIFFERENT and its a yank with 10000 videos of him reacting to random australian things

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>>222389156

reckon i could make bank if i made a reaction channel and exclusively reacted to brazilian things

>>222389177
i doubt it's profitable to target exclusively poor thirdies

>>222389165
you ever seen another man's cock?

Watching Escape from Alcatraz and it's extremely good. Mad how "Stephen King" completely stole this

>>222389185
you'd think, but there's a reason they are poor
there are lots of them, and boy are they retarded

never seen a penis other than my own. not even on the internet

>>222389188
i was a cock inspector for 20 years

>>222388944
can i do this but with chickens instead?

>>222389201
should it please you

Reacting to /brit/ for the FIRST TIME! (IT SHOCKED ME)

buy the cheapest tablet and program it to constantly display the latest /brit/ posts then put it up in a pub

who invented technology lads? was it thomas edison?

>>222389217
very good idea

>>222389210
this nigga pretending he never seen /brit/ before baka

>>222389193
yeah but you have to target all of them, indians, SEA, africans, other sudacas, not exclusively brazilians

>>222389217
cody talmbout sum pub LMFAOOOOOOO

should i pulverise you

you know those people who are white and speak chinese
and they pretend not to know chinese
but then like, speak chinese

imagine if i did the same but english x

>>222389177
unironically a good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GQBJ-kXD5w
i need her

cia's got all my 4chan posts from the last 15 years in a folder with my name on it

>>222389240
why does pulverise look so natural to me even though pulverize is the correct american spelling

cody doing FOIA request on himself

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Wild, this guy could be driving a truck through rural Alabama and we would never know he was a brit.

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>>222389231
if you did that i'd do this face at you

intelligence agencies have replaced god as the overseer who watches everything you do

>>222389285
cuck fantasy

went to bed at 8pm
just woke up
time to settle into another 16-20 hours posting about black dick on the chon

>>222389276
you've never met a trucker in your life have you
they're almost all black, mexican, or indian. also nobody from alabama looks like that unless they are larping
t. southerner

>>222389296
hs?

>>222389302
you’re not a real southerner if you aren’t larping

i'm LARPing as a human because im an autistic in reality so its all the same pointlessness to me

not sure if i'd rather shag lara croft or bayonetta

>>222389327
lara croft is just a rock climber with guns. doesnt bayonetta have magical shapeshifting powers she could use on your dick?

>>222389327
i’m thinking lara croft in that reboot. all that muck and filth. oh yeah

>>222389223
caveman did i reckon

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laytecks is bri'ish cultah

>>222389223
cain from the bible

LaTeX

>>222389336
i reckon she was more attractive in the originals (aside from the early shitty polygonal version), remake lara croft has kind of a weird face and she gives off spoiled rich kid vibes

>>222389360
she made sexy moans in the remake. are you gay?

>>222389371
don't remember that, really enjoyed the remake trilogy though, except maybe the third one was a bit boring

do porn addicts whip it out and crank it when something sexy happens in a video game?

>>222389371
in the original after taking a swim in her mansion pool she says "now i need to get out of these wet clothes" which in my opinion is more suggestive than a few moans

>>222389392
yeah i do

>>222389392
i wanked over the strippers in gta 4 once but to be fair i was like 14

>>222389408
kek this is me

wish the sex scenes in mass effect were more pornographic
why not go all the way

>>222389408
for me it was making sims with massive chebs
later discovered sex mods and got them to fuck dogs

poo

>>222389430
eehhm

i remember finding out about sex through the sims
didn't even know what was happening at first

almost drowned just now taking a big sip of my 'ffee

why are hangover wanks always grotty?
love watching bbw shit when I'm hungover but never when sober and not even when still drunk

>>222389447
i remember finding out about bum sex when i was 12 and i got to thinking women could get pregnant in their bum, and i asked my mum if i was conceived through bum sex or normal sex

>>222389457
one time I definitely thought it was over was when I inhaled a pen lid I was chewing on

i kind of look like 50 year old clint eastwood but im 26

>>222389464
well what did she reply ?

>>222389461
love a sofia rose wank when i’m hanging out my arse

>>222389480
i can't remember exactly, but most likely with disgust

>>222389483
mental, that is literally who I just wanked to no joke haha

>>222389470
nearly choked on a piece of steak once and someone had to whack my back to get it out, scary feeling but mad how it's still nowhere near the bottom half of worst ways to die in terms of suffering

>>222389486
tell me more about your relationship with your mother

>>222389461
reckon you get horny during a hangover because processing alcohol uses up testosterone and when the alcohol has cleared you get a testosterone spike

i died once and it wasn't even that bad

>>222389506
she's a ballbuster

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>>222389511

all normies are conspiracy theorists now
lots and lots of posts that think there is something fishy about that oliver tree's death

wonder if there are any drugs that make you feel quite happy to die that they might give to hospice patients or whatever so they're not terrified towards the end, heard there's some chemical in a certain kind of snake venom that does that

>>222389550
Honestly morphine in high enough doses makes you not care about anything

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None of you are safe

>>222389550
i think fundamentally it's a mental and philosophical thing, whether there is pain or not it's quite scary to realize you are going away and there's no reason to believe there's anything waiting you in some other world

>>222389558
My dad died of oesophageal cancer and he just mostly looked relaxed and chilled out the last few days on painkillers and then just stopped breathing one day and that was it.

>>222389572
Sorry to hear that

if anything, pain distracts you from the terror, because if you're constantly in pain you realize what a blessing it is for it to finally end

>>222389562
there's no reason to believe if you're a retarded redditor who thinks they figured out how the whole universe works

Adriana La Cerva sex arse

>>222389583
see you're just throwing insults at me which doesn't convince me at all, just makes you seem insecure

>>222389577
Cheers

>>222389590
not trying to convice you, i'm making fun of you because you will never give faith a chance as long as you keep your massive hubris. so you need to be relentlessly made fun of until you stop being an arrogant redditor faggot. best of luck