Show me a word that rhymes with pavement and I won't kill your parents and roast them on a spit

>>222389596
Basement

>>222389596
Amazement o algo

>>222389599
that doesnt rhyme

mucho gusto me llamo Bradley

I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy

pristine theatrics man

>>222389593
Based album edisi
>>222389596
Bereavement

>>222389596
Cavemen't

>>222389605
jason phenotype

There’s one bird still singing as night falls. I wonder why he has so much to say tonight.

>>222389604
Yes it does

>>222389596
Depravement

>>222389627
Probably a mockingbird. They commonly sing at night.

>>222389596
Cave tent

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Let's be honest, the mexicans aren't that far behind

>>222389650
Dude that webm is really racist. Can you delete it? Seriously. We don't tolerate that sh*t here.

>>222389644
Maybe right. I’m going to sleep but I can still hear it. I never mind hearing the birds.

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Why are they recruiting here?

>>222389682
It's the best career choice for aimless neets

Ben Shapiro owning liberals with Facts and Logic compilation

Vince Staples really having a melty on his new album, sadly not in a good way

"Hey! I'm dodgin' here!"

>>222389666
Who is "we"?

>>222389706
lol i thought it was jesus

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When a guy tries to round up his mate
But she's gone, and it's getting too late
That's when you know, he lost his girl
So it happens all the time
Don't get low, just stand in line
Take your turn, now make your move
And crush that doubt, huh, with a ton o' luv

im coofing

>>222389710
"you want i-frames or what?!"

>>222389682
Because this is loser central and the military primarily recruits poor or desperate losers

>>222389596
Niggers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3B6sv2hJq8

Clapping in Overwatch

clapping ur moms cheeks irl

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this thread

i wish i was sexually assaulted by a sexy babe

i love overwatch, one of my favorite series of all time. never played it thoever.

overwatch is extremelly dog shit like so so bad

>>222389799
they don't have overwatch in Brazil

Have to suffer through 1 hour of unfunny nu-futurama episodes so I can watch king of the hill

i wish jeb bush would run again, that was so funny last time

let's talk overwatch futa r34

>>222389815
or you could just watch it now

Chile has visa-free travel to the US yet none of them take advantage of it.

drinking milk

>>222389836
I'm watching cable TV and I switched over to edward scissorhands anyway

>>222389830
for my it's nyl2

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working on bicycle. changing pedals. forget which side is reverse thread. ask ai. it tells me the trick to remembering is that turning the wrench towards the front of the bike always tightens and turning towards the rear always loosens. i have been wrenching bikes for thirty years and i never put that together. i just tried to remember that non-drive side is the reverse one, which i forgot because it's been a while.

>>222389869
I dont see how that changes what I said

>>222389862
There's not that many of them

>>222389862
>none of them take advantage of it
The U.S already has the Northwest, Alaska, and AZ/Nevada/California as well as plenty of Spanish speakers. Why would we need to visit Chile?

>>222389869
>I'm watching cable TV
for the love of god why

>>222389862
Don't Google chilean burglary gangs

>>222389883
>20 million population

ok

>>222389888
Re-read his post

>>222389890
I don't like streaming it's soulless

>>222389888
dumb retard

>>222389903
then quit whining

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>>222389871
Zased

>>222389899
>>222389905
I'm tired and kind of retarded.
Anyway Chileans don't take advantage because it's too expensive to live/travel here and their country isn't shitty and Brown enough for them to get gibs as well as too culturally and geographically similar to be exotic. It's like asking why there isn't more Taiwanese or Australian tourism/immigration in the U.S.

I farted blood oh fuck I'm dying

i saw my first zoom broccoli cut earlier today. it looked silly to me, but i think i do finally get it: it's the new mullet. i was born in the eighties in tennessee, and mullets were the default. keep it long like the guys on mtv, but you can still go swimming or drive with the windows down and not get a bunch of mess in your eyes. i think that's the essence of the zoom-fro. like the guys in the rap videos, but i don't really wanna wash it or perm it. so just give me a big explosion coming out the top. 'the more things change', i guess.

>>222389984
>saw my first zoom broccoli cut earlier today.
Where the hell have you been for the last 6 years? Have you never been outside?
>it's the new mullet
The mullet is back in style you stupid country bumpkin

>>222390010
>The mullet is back in style you stupid country bumpkin
don't tease me, because i was thinking about losing the front half of the ponytail lately!

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Asked what Alexander the Great would look like with shorter and slightly receding hair and the chud glasses

I can't believe 2016 was twenty years ago.

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how do I cope with the fact that Hegelianism perfectly explains why the world is as fucking shit as it is

>>222390043
how are chud glasses different from regular glasses? it's the perma-scowl behind them, i always felt. make him "frowning in disgust"

dude i just fucking ripped my bong so hard
hell yeah

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>pic rel. when you brapstomp a bitch wiv your butt fumes but she keep suckin'

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>>222390081
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN


MHMMMMMMM

NAAAZAAREERTH

i feel sick

im going loco

>>222390080
It didn't really get the glasses right. I think it's the rectangular frame. AI sucks

>>222389875
>for 30 years
>30 years
>30

holy unc

>>222390128
Ill cast a healing spell if you want me to

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I'm so high right now bros.
https://youtu.be/06sw1MnOgZ0

the Jordanian fans at the world cup game in Santa Clara are shouting 'ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" and you can hear it on the tv

>>222390157
no, ill be okay

>>222390183
would be nice to hear sum antizionist chants

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>potheads when its its been 5 minutes since they told someone they were high

>>222390194
Are you sure honey buns?

>>222390222
ill be okay. thanks anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvb8BZv5zY

>>222390235
Maybe I'll curse you for being so dismissive

>>222390248
dont do that

I love the "Fahhh!!!" sound effect so much.

Never realized how kino this scene is as a kid
https://youtu.be/nL8hVXSDmNM?is=6Titxf8Hv-9Eh-qR

>>222390267
*fahrts*

>>222390255
Too late bitch you are going to have a nightmare tonight

>>222390302
not him, but what other spells can you do? healing and nightmare curses seem nifty, is there other stuff?

>>222390180
Based. Smoke that ganja, brotha.

rolling a bowl

>>222390268
this is me only ever watching the spider man trilogy and not all the slop that came after

>>222390314
Spells that will make your eyes bleed, your cock fall off, and lose control of your bowels

>>222390336
that all sounds awful. what about good stuff? can you soothe someone in a dire mood? create inspiration for art? make a bag of peanut m&m's appear?

>>222390359
I can soothe you and make a bag of peanut butter m&ms appear

highest on weed i ever been i remember just my movements were like seconds delayed behind my intentions. so like i try to move my arm but like it happens 2 seconds after i expected

was propa mental dat wun

few udder times been relly relly high on weed but hairfta be sed dat was a distinct memory

wun of fings i used to enjoy so much on weed was just the thoughts. the psychedlic part. it could be so fun.

like i didnt relly find just monging out in front of tv fun.

like finking on weed wondering about in nature wiv frens

ya know

explorin' shidd

on the beach at night
or ruins

having philosophical discussion

propa gud memories dat

sumtimes did have good fun just monging out and laffin but like yeh wasnt the like propa gud bits innit

and i fink wen youre like engaged wiv stuff its less likely to be like anxiety inducing or get confusin thoughts and stuff

>>222390377
i sent this to a friend of mine when it was posted here before because he's always terribly constipated. didn't work, unfortunately. he texted back with a laugh emote and said "i wish". poor guy.

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>>222390377

mental sumtimes i forget whether im on brit or cum

propa bogglin' dat wun

>>222390377
phwoar gud posgbdiss

if god is real why do bad thing happen

>>222390411
Because you touch yourself at night

back in the day i would rip the bongchu before heading for work, i took the train so it wasn't a biggie. aparently i wasn't the only one showing up all smoked

>>222390427
i was just thinking about touching myself and it is night

>>222389706
kek excellent post

>>222390411
if invincibilty cheats exist in games, why don't we always use them?

>>222389596
enslavement

I wish I had a gf

>>222390484
SAME

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This. But its a cart instead of a beer.

>zoomers
>good for anything

>>222390505
zoomers are only good for onlyfans

Is it okay for a 26 year old to hook up with an 18 year old?

I added some avenged sevenfold songs to my spotify playlist but I just skip them every time they come on anyway
why did I add them in the first place

>>222390533
STFU LEONARDO

>>222390540
Kek I'm not him

you dont owe work to anyone

>>222390534
That band stinks

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>>222390548

>>222390533
Bait but yes.
If you're a legal adult what you do as long as it's legal is between you and God, rendering unto caesar, etc

i skip like 90% of the unknown shit spotify auto plays me

I was born in 1994.

>>222390534
they're not good in rotation. i had some stabbing westward songs marked, but i unfavorite'd them because i'd have some steely or waits playing and then "YOU CAN'T EVEN SAVE YOURSELF" would blare. i think for nostalgia teen-mood albums, best to just file them away, but not add them to your routine playlists.

>>222389596
Statement

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>Bi Indian-Born girl, Raised & Living in Australia. I'm a little slutty and have a high sex drive.

I hate women

>>222390617
this is a black thing, isn't it?

women hate me

thinking of doing a cheeky sleep

women HATE men that dont approach

About to have a delicious sleep and wake up to a delicious coffee and toast

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>>222390584
I think you'd look better if you wore your hair down and went for bangs or a wave instead of the slick >>222389009

Ich will einen Hund in den Arsch ficken

pooing

>>222390773
so why are you saying you will fuck a dog in german and not a fucking duck

>>222390771
>wore your hair down and went for bangs or a wave
I'm not a femboy though

>>222390798
Why would I fuck a duck

>>222390771
maybe he's NOT a faggot? ever think of that, fagtard?

>>222390800
so do blonde blue eyed american girls aged 18-20 prefer guys with a slickback or bangs