Show me a word that rhymes with pavement and I won't kill your parents and roast them on a spit

>>222389596
Basement

>>222389596
Amazement o algo

>>222389599
that doesnt rhyme

mucho gusto me llamo Bradley

I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy

pristine theatrics man

>>222389593
Based album edisi
>>222389596
Bereavement

>>222389596
Cavemen't

>>222389605
jason phenotype

There’s one bird still singing as night falls. I wonder why he has so much to say tonight.

>>222389604
Yes it does

>>222389596
Depravement

>>222389627
Probably a mockingbird. They commonly sing at night.

>>222389596
Cave tent

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Let's be honest, the mexicans aren't that far behind

>>222389650
Dude that webm is really racist. Can you delete it? Seriously. We don't tolerate that sh*t here.

>>222389644
Maybe right. I’m going to sleep but I can still hear it. I never mind hearing the birds.

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Why are they recruiting here?

>>222389682
It's the best career choice for aimless neets

Ben Shapiro owning liberals with Facts and Logic compilation

Vince Staples really having a melty on his new album, sadly not in a good way

"Hey! I'm dodgin' here!"

>>222389666
Who is "we"?

>>222389706
lol i thought it was jesus

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When a guy tries to round up his mate
But she's gone, and it's getting too late
That's when you know, he lost his girl
So it happens all the time
Don't get low, just stand in line
Take your turn, now make your move
And crush that doubt, huh, with a ton o' luv

im coofing

>>222389710
"you want i-frames or what?!"

>>222389682
Because this is loser central and the military primarily recruits poor or desperate losers

>>222389596
Niggers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3B6sv2hJq8

Clapping in Overwatch

clapping ur moms cheeks irl

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this thread

i wish i was sexually assaulted by a sexy babe

i love overwatch, one of my favorite series of all time. never played it thoever.

overwatch is extremelly dog shit like so so bad

>>222389799
they don't have overwatch in Brazil

Have to suffer through 1 hour of unfunny nu-futurama episodes so I can watch king of the hill

i wish jeb bush would run again, that was so funny last time

let's talk overwatch futa r34

>>222389815
or you could just watch it now

Chile has visa-free travel to the US yet none of them take advantage of it.

drinking milk

>>222389836
I'm watching cable TV and I switched over to edward scissorhands anyway

>>222389830
for my it's nyl2

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working on bicycle. changing pedals. forget which side is reverse thread. ask ai. it tells me the trick to remembering is that turning the wrench towards the front of the bike always tightens and turning towards the rear always loosens. i have been wrenching bikes for thirty years and i never put that together. i just tried to remember that non-drive side is the reverse one, which i forgot because it's been a while.

>>222389869
I dont see how that changes what I said

>>222389862
There's not that many of them

>>222389862
>none of them take advantage of it
The U.S already has the Northwest, Alaska, and AZ/Nevada/California as well as plenty of Spanish speakers. Why would we need to visit Chile?

>>222389869
>I'm watching cable TV
for the love of god why

>>222389862
Don't Google chilean burglary gangs

>>222389883
>20 million population

ok

>>222389888
Re-read his post

>>222389890
I don't like streaming it's soulless

>>222389888
dumb retard

>>222389903
then quit whining

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>>222389871
Zased

>>222389899
>>222389905
I'm tired and kind of retarded.
Anyway Chileans don't take advantage because it's too expensive to live/travel here and their country isn't shitty and Brown enough for them to get gibs as well as too culturally and geographically similar to be exotic. It's like asking why there isn't more Taiwanese or Australian tourism/immigration in the U.S.

I farted blood oh fuck I'm dying

i saw my first zoom broccoli cut earlier today. it looked silly to me, but i think i do finally get it: it's the new mullet. i was born in the eighties in tennessee, and mullets were the default. keep it long like the guys on mtv, but you can still go swimming or drive with the windows down and not get a bunch of mess in your eyes. i think that's the essence of the zoom-fro. like the guys in the rap videos, but i don't really wanna wash it or perm it. so just give me a big explosion coming out the top. 'the more things change', i guess.

>>222389984
>saw my first zoom broccoli cut earlier today.
Where the hell have you been for the last 6 years? Have you never been outside?
>it's the new mullet
The mullet is back in style you stupid country bumpkin

>>222390010
>The mullet is back in style you stupid country bumpkin
don't tease me, because i was thinking about losing the front half of the ponytail lately!

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Asked what Alexander the Great would look like with shorter and slightly receding hair and the chud glasses

I can't believe 2016 was twenty years ago.

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how do I cope with the fact that Hegelianism perfectly explains why the world is as fucking shit as it is

>>222390043
how are chud glasses different from regular glasses? it's the perma-scowl behind them, i always felt. make him "frowning in disgust"

dude i just fucking ripped my bong so hard
hell yeah

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>pic rel. when you brapstomp a bitch wiv your butt fumes but she keep suckin'

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>>222390081
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIAN


MHMMMMMMM

NAAAZAAREERTH

i feel sick

im going loco

>>222390080
It didn't really get the glasses right. I think it's the rectangular frame. AI sucks

>>222389875
>for 30 years
>30 years
>30

holy unc

>>222390128
Ill cast a healing spell if you want me to

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I'm so high right now bros.
https://youtu.be/06sw1MnOgZ0

the Jordanian fans at the world cup game in Santa Clara are shouting 'ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR" and you can hear it on the tv

>>222390157
no, ill be okay

>>222390183
would be nice to hear sum antizionist chants

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>potheads when its its been 5 minutes since they told someone they were high

>>222390194
Are you sure honey buns?

>>222390222
ill be okay. thanks anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMvb8BZv5zY

>>222390235
Maybe I'll curse you for being so dismissive

>>222390248
dont do that

I love the "Fahhh!!!" sound effect so much.

Never realized how kino this scene is as a kid
https://youtu.be/nL8hVXSDmNM?is=6Titxf8Hv-9Eh-qR

>>222390267
*fahrts*

>>222390255
Too late bitch you are going to have a nightmare tonight

>>222390302
not him, but what other spells can you do? healing and nightmare curses seem nifty, is there other stuff?

>>222390180
Based. Smoke that ganja, brotha.

rolling a bowl

>>222390268
this is me only ever watching the spider man trilogy and not all the slop that came after

>>222390314
Spells that will make your eyes bleed, your cock fall off, and lose control of your bowels

>>222390336
that all sounds awful. what about good stuff? can you soothe someone in a dire mood? create inspiration for art? make a bag of peanut m&m's appear?

>>222390359
I can soothe you and make a bag of peanut butter m&ms appear

highest on weed i ever been i remember just my movements were like seconds delayed behind my intentions. so like i try to move my arm but like it happens 2 seconds after i expected

was propa mental dat wun

few udder times been relly relly high on weed but hairfta be sed dat was a distinct memory

wun of fings i used to enjoy so much on weed was just the thoughts. the psychedlic part. it could be so fun.

like i didnt relly find just monging out in front of tv fun.

like finking on weed wondering about in nature wiv frens

ya know

explorin' shidd

on the beach at night
or ruins

having philosophical discussion

propa gud memories dat

sumtimes did have good fun just monging out and laffin but like yeh wasnt the like propa gud bits innit

and i fink wen youre like engaged wiv stuff its less likely to be like anxiety inducing or get confusin thoughts and stuff

>>222390377
i sent this to a friend of mine when it was posted here before because he's always terribly constipated. didn't work, unfortunately. he texted back with a laugh emote and said "i wish". poor guy.

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>>222390377

mental sumtimes i forget whether im on brit or cum

propa bogglin' dat wun

>>222390377
phwoar gud posgbdiss

if god is real why do bad thing happen

>>222390411
Because you touch yourself at night

back in the day i would rip the bongchu before heading for work, i took the train so it wasn't a biggie. aparently i wasn't the only one showing up all smoked

>>222390427
i was just thinking about touching myself and it is night

>>222389706
kek excellent post

>>222390411
if invincibilty cheats exist in games, why don't we always use them?

>>222389596
enslavement

I wish I had a gf

>>222390484
SAME

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This. But its a cart instead of a beer.

>zoomers
>good for anything

>>222390505
zoomers are only good for onlyfans

Is it okay for a 26 year old to hook up with an 18 year old?

I added some avenged sevenfold songs to my spotify playlist but I just skip them every time they come on anyway
why did I add them in the first place

>>222390533
STFU LEONARDO

>>222390540
Kek I'm not him

you dont owe work to anyone

>>222390534
That band stinks

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>>222390548

>>222390533
Bait but yes.
If you're a legal adult what you do as long as it's legal is between you and God, rendering unto caesar, etc

i skip like 90% of the unknown shit spotify auto plays me

>>222390534
they're not good in rotation. i had some stabbing westward songs marked, but i unfavorite'd them because i'd have some steely or waits playing and then "YOU CAN'T EVEN SAVE YOURSELF" would blare. i think for nostalgia teen-mood albums, best to just file them away, but not add them to your routine playlists.

>>222389596
Statement

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>Bi Indian-Born girl, Raised & Living in Australia. I'm a little slutty and have a high sex drive.

I hate women

>>222390617
this is a black thing, isn't it?

women hate me

thinking of doing a cheeky sleep

women HATE men that dont approach

About to have a delicious sleep and wake up to a delicious coffee and toast

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>>222390584
I think you'd look better if you wore your hair down and went for bangs or a wave instead of the slick >>222389009

Ich will einen Hund in den Arsch ficken

pooing

>>222390773
so why are you saying you will fuck a dog in german and not a fucking duck

>>222390771
>wore your hair down and went for bangs or a wave
I'm not a femboy though

>>222390798
Why would I fuck a duck

>>222390771
maybe he's NOT a faggot? ever think of that, fagtard?

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>>222390800
You're making yourself look older than you are for no reason
I did this for years when I had a beard and short hair and now regret it, probably cost me a relationship
At least you're clean shaven

Your hairline is receded so you should try to make up for it with bangs instead of making it stand out like you have it currently

>>222389057 should probably lower food intake too and try to lose your belly

>>222390865
>You're making yourself look older than you are for no reason
The only reason I look "old" in that photo is because of my 5 o'clock shadow. When I shave it I look like I'm 17 apart from my scarred forehead and world-weary eyes. I don't want to look like a kid because "kids" here are either retards sliding into Idiocracy or they're catty fags desperately seeking perfection. I presume if I look like a man people will be more inclined to see me as one, especially women.
>probably cost me a relationship
No offense, but you are gay. What gay men want and seek out in relationships often differs from everyone else. I know this because Gay men of all ages and demographics find me very attractive when I look "young" while women write me off for that same reason given it sends them a gay-coded signal.

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goodnight

>>222390944
>should probably lower food intake
That was the only meal I had all day after I had worked and swam, it's extremely rare I eat that much or even go out to restaurants at all because I have very little money. I only went out tonight because my Mom had a Visa gift card from one of our Boomer relatives and she took me out to dinner. I'm in great shape overall and am very lean and muscular.

>>222389596
I never got this line, surely they thought of enslavement?

>>222390974
I'm bi and was referring to an irl relationship with a female coworker I asked out
She said she was les, so she'd be more attracted to fem features anyway
Women absolutely prefer younger looking men, they were obsessed with twink jb back in the day

https://voca.ro/19WqmDadvNc5

>>222391059
>she was les, so she'd be more attracted to fem features anyway
This is also different depending on what type of lesbian/bi girl you're talking about. My only ever GF was a bi bottom in a lesbian relationship before she met me (her on-again off-again gf hooked me up with her) and she liked me because I was mature and masculine. I assume a butch-coded bi girl who is more dominant would be the opposite.
>Women absolutely prefer younger looking men
I think this might be a first world or White/Asian-coded thing, I'm in Arizona which might as well be Mexico so everything is very different here. People crave their extremes in this place so somebody that's more complicated or hard to categorize like me falls between the cracks.
I intend on cruising for Black women on Juneteenth with a niggerbrained Mexican coworker of mine, and I'll let you all know how that goes. It'll either be a raucous success or another humiliation where I'll have to change everything, I'll see.

Tried making one of those girl dinners where it's just different kinds of shit in different piles on a plate, with yogurt under some of it, but not even mixed like a salad. Not bad

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My tinnitus got worse. Hope it's just a flare up and will be by tomorrow morning.

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https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwMbJHbPTdVUb11ty4F0VM5QMnbJ-b2lA

>>222391453
>>222391453

Kek they do be like that

>>222391208
ywnbaw

>>222391465
Idgi

More often I find myself replying out loud to scenarios and arguments I'm playing out in my mind. For example I'll imagine something someone might say that would annoy me and blurt out "oh fuck you" at slightly below room volume. It's almost become reflexive. Luckily as of yet it hasn't been incidental but it's quite a concerning trend.

>>222391665
at some point i stopped caring and just started muttering, laughing and singing to myself out loud all the time. it's never gotten me more than a few odd looks, since it's usually just some banal crap in my head. but i love this, i have a neighbor who does the exact same thing, and we're both early risers, so we pass by frequently when going out. we have never even said so much as "hi" to one-another, but there's always this smile and nod, as we go on verbally sweating.

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Just met a new egirl on a 4chan 'cord
Might date her

>>222391889
Seems like a horrible idea

>>222390495
LMFAO how delusional

>>222391665
i do exactly this. Or i think of something embarrassing i did and groan in pain

>>222391896
don't worry, that creep can't date anyone.

>>222391889
Don't do it man