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he's lost his tranny mind
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right well that's janny completely losing his mind
whered the thread go
>>222390017dunno
I wake up, navigate to www.bbc.co.uk/nospoilers to watch the world cup highlights. First match, Argentina vs Algeria, Jonathan Pearce on comms "on a day when Mbappe got 2, Haaland got 2, Messi gets 3".right thanks cheers so now I've been spoiled for both the remaining matches whose highlights i have yet to watch.
some men just shouldn't be given any kind of power whatsoever>>222390040why not watch them in order they happened
>>222390040they've done you there
whats gary weaver up to this world cupyou'd think international football would be well suited to his 'storm the castle, plant the flag' gimmick
Fantastic threads that janny is leaving up :) >>222384768>>222387130>>222389420>>222389742>>222387259>>222385606
Crowd sourcing bloody period cum leakings from all period sex havers. Collecting up the frothy pinkish strawberry milkshake looking concoction that leaks out and stains your sheets. Getting all up and in a US mega gulp cup. Mixing it with ice chips and then sipping it slowly throughout the day.
Democracy is a sham. Power is born from the barrel of a gun.
>>222390124you don't say?
>>222390067no one cares boringlad
is this the swede that posts coomer webms or the one that seethes about the raccoon girl
>>222390124You have a weak chin and low test. Pull the other one.
>>222390154
>>222390079Mmmmmm yum yum yum yum cum
You watching the cricket today lads?
Was fewer than 50 turns from a win on civ 6 but the game completely froze when I tabbed out Oh well I suppose
>>222390197don't know anything about cricket me
started a basic skin routine for the first time in my life about a month ago and I genuinely look better and younger because of it. A clue gained
>>222390197me? i abhor cricket, would love to see a camera of a cricket player put in the brazen bull
>>222390223Shame. Well, good time to learn today isn't it.
bet her knickers get all sweaty and smelly with all that running around and climbing she does, she's also fairly lean and muscular for a woman so i bet she rips hectic protein farts
>>222390238Understandable, carry on.
>>222390240spose it is
>>222390250how is she able to own guns if she lives in england? is it because she's mega posh and therefore above the law?
wagwan me bredren an ting, seen?
>>222390231what do you use?
>>222390040learned many times from tennis that you cant trust the internet or anyfing else not to give you spoilers. they can come from most unexpected places.
feel like a mushroom
I pledge never to pursue a woman.
>>222390040tbf you know what garn happen in the udder matches anyway.
Need to shave and get a haircut
wish trump kept doing the dancingvery sad
>>222390197i recording it yesbut i kinda hate england atmusually english cricket team only international sport team i like reliably support but like recent times they just been annoyin' innit
>>222390287I've got a basic daily face scrub, strips to clear pores, moisturiser and this oil control serum for blemishes. Basic shit but it really makes a difference
>>222390325would love to attack you in real life
never stop attacking
took too many opies and now i'm properly monged out
>>222390365walk out in the street and attack the first person you see senselessly
Wonder if friendbergs realised I've ghosted them all by now Wonder what they make of it
dont want a gf anymore
>>222390370now why would i do a thing like that?
>>222390379what have they ever done for you?
think I know roughly which direction i want to go in life but im procrastinating starting because im subconsciously scared i wont enjoy it and burn out and give up like everything else ive tried in life
>>222390376ktim about 5 years ago but the feel came back again even stronger than before
>>222390408me trying to convince the australian to harm random people
>>222390415you've destroyed your mind through porn addiction.look up dopamine downregulation.
>>222390388paid taxes so i can collect me cenno
my former ingrown toenail
>>222390415alri puer aeternus
>>222390437I think the diabetus is a bigger problem
wish david attenborough would hurry up and die so he could be posthumously outed as a nonce
>>222390436go find a homeless then xthat's competition innit x
>>222390431tried all that also not porn addicted >>222390438 thats literally me wtf this might be helpful thanks mate
>>222390453Did he nonce you or summit
>>222390471you should avoid porn though, generally anything that floods your body with dopamine. internet usage should also be limited.
>>222390449
going to workjki'm unemployed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD6D5kFJrLY
>>222390490legend
>>222390490kek this is me
ENGLAND play today
Did not have a good sleep and now I'm going to be grumpy about it for the rest of the day. Better watch out you lot you're going to get some right snarky responses
>>222390437>>222390483Try to walk around about once an hour captain. Your body needs at least a little bit of help from your muscles to properly circulate and oxygenate blood.I'm also like 20% you have something called "nail clubbing" which is a telltale sign of lung cancer.Both of these things arise from your liver failing which happens as a byproduct of diabetes.See a doctor idiot.
>>222390509will be going to bed at my normal time and telling everyone I DID NOT watch the sportsball
Romance in movies, get rid of it
i am of primarily english descent but i've got a decent bit of irish in there too, reckon i should kill myself lads?
>>222390532Get rid of romance in reality. Get the state involved in every aspect of what it means to be 'human'. Get Big Brother worshipped above all else.
>>222390544Regardless of any familiar history, absolutely yes
Any hasn't been to bed yet man in
>>222390566Get me wanked.
>>222390471the descriptions you read about them do come across as flattering, saying you're smart and have loads of potential and so forth, so i think more people are inclined to believe they are one if it's complimentary. that's how they get you, you see
doing me a jolly ol poo
need some gear but dealerberg isn't answering his phone
women do we need em?
>>222390585Cute
been using wikipedia for going on 20 years and have not donated once, not even a measily 5 dollarydoos, and i never will
>>222390599regrettably, yes
Eating a packet of boiled eggs
Three Pakistani migrants and a preteen!
>>222390599yes, good yes
>>222390624screamin'
>>222390613did it come with a little leaf of spinach?
>>222390588Guy who doesn't understand timezones:>It's half 7 in the morning on a Wednesday mate sort your fucking act out
>>222390654that wouldn't stop me even if it were the case that it's 7 in the morning
You just know the moment she gets her teeth fixed she’s going to cheat on you
food is lowkey good
might move to rome and become a gladiator
>>222390653Nope
knock their teeth out, make them choke on it
>>222390670Yeah I thought before I even read your post lol I'd have her if she didn't have fucked up teeth
>>222390667Nor I mate, nor I. Some might say that's the best time to be getting the gear in.
>>222390670refreshing to see a girl under the age of 35 who doesn't claim to be bisexual
Don’t care, all these posts are nothing to me, this thread means nothing to me. I don’t care at all. I have more important things to be doing
>>222390670a girl with poor self esteem that would devote herself unconditionally to anyone that gave her a chance is wife material
went to go and watch some hardcore sex videos on my favourite XXX sites and was shocked to find the sexual content has been blocked and now the front page is full of podcasts and other bullshit
i don't date anymore because i'm worried that i'll get bored of the girl and end up breaking her heart, god i can't stand the crying. i feel like george costanza sometimes
>>222390723if you're near bunnings, be a dear and pick me up a left-handed screwdriver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM
>>222390624paki is the same level as nigger now apparently
>>2223907802 hateful words in this post alone. Do better
putting a gay porn in the background while I'm getting ready for work
>>222390780I could get away with saying paki at work but not nigga
Next to the flag on here there should be an indicator of balding progress so i could filter out those with a full head of hair. Nothing they say could apply to my life
dadberg having a melty on the phone as usual
>>222390780Pakis are Niggers. Non-Whites all deserve the rope.
No room for racism in brit
>>222390797i say nigga at work all the timei get my beer from the packie
mousey
Lads, I'm all ready to root against angloids today.
>>222390801*slaps your shiny bald head*
i dont know a single person that is watching the cup
barrel of glowing green radioactive goo for tea
love this channel
What a horrid muggy sweaty grey rainy dayAlready sick of it
>>222390846Don't be so dismissed about the soccerball thingy, anglos have been crying about it coming home for decades. It matters a lot to them.
>>222390837How about get a job instead nigger
Dust mites for brekky
came in a girl's mouth once but she didn't swallow, waste of good spaff, that
can't rorke ever just take a day off
>>222390868the US ironically cares more about the womens world cup. soccer is mostly a game played by children
>>222390869dont say that racist word
do I sub on gvardiol for Gabriel since he only got 2 points
poo for tea
>>222390878Should have sucked right back out of her
>>222390837Good man!
>>222390902I don't care
i only get my rocks off while im sleeping
>>222390896*pulls out the glowing Nigger sword with the word "NIGGER" inscribed upon it*say what now
>>222390892They aren't wrong, soccer really is for low IQ people. I'm just watching England's games to jinx and curse them. I'm that petty.
>>222390921only get em off get em off
why'd that guy post his exact location then town looks nice but i'd hate to live in Massachusetts
was going to say "what's up doc" like bugs bunny when i went into my GP's office, but then i realised he's probably heard that hundreds of times from hundreds of different people, all of whom thought they were being funny and clever but were not
Yanks out
>>222390923racism is not funny
>>222390920But I never asked if you cared
>>222390940matter of opinion really, personally i think it is amusing to jeer the lesser races from time to time
>>222390940I mean only if you're really gay, then it's not funny
Rape exists for a reason. God wills it.
>>222390939I'll be putting on the 'diobook and heading to dreamworld soon enough x
Your fave lorry manufacturer?
>>222390943Told you though didn't I boringlad
want to visit an amish village and go around relieving each unmarried woman of their respective virginities
>>222390968>USA: Optimus Prime>Everyone else: Literal pooerm ok
>>222390968scaniamiss me saab
>>222390968dutch one looks like a transformer and the russian one looks like it's made of lego
>>222390968My dad lost his job with tata FUCK TATA
I'm 30 years old and I've never owned a car
>>222390968Scania = Volvo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rest.Mercedes used to be good, but they shit now.
>>222390811PUT MAM ON THE PHONE
>>222390968volvo
>>222391000Have u got a license
listen ladies if you don't like having your face spaffed on then you need to get with the times because all the hip folk are doing it
mommy doesnt let me drive
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-giC24SxwE
>>222390968didn't know india had an automotive industry, bet the thing guzzles fuel like no tomorrow and has a dodgy battery among other things
mum doesn’t like me driving because I have a temper she knows I’m a dangerous man who could knock out ANY dickhead driver we meet on the roads
have to get drug tested tomorrow and there's no way i'm going to pass
>>222391029You didn’t know?
>>222391039>
The way the internet has been censored over the last decade is fucking grim.Well into the 2010s there were basically no restrictions online. I was born in 1996 and have used the internet since around 2004, and seeing how it's all being shut down now is depressing.Feel a bit sorry for the younger zoomers (born after say 2004) who will never know what it was like. It's not fair on them.
>>222391069yea thought about that too, there was also a car crash involved
considering a tshirt purchase
>>222391077every thought about getting your arse blacked
that was not a good poo
>>222391082I also sometimes watch Epic History
The 20 second wank
>>222391010Yes but I only got it last year
>>222391118ktim, I think my brain just wants to get the orgasm over with
>>222390040Awwww poor little goy can't enjoy his goyball
mid 20s loser who suddenly realises he is a boring twat: history is my hobby now
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>>222391082the brits done fucked up, and oh how they will suffer!
>>222391116dunno what that is
breakfast wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis on my tv via sky stream in home
I sometimes think I might have autism but I don’t really have meltdowns, I just notice when things are wrong
at toil, the early bird catches the worm. the early bird? a fat incel loser. the worm? minimum wage.
Colleague just asked why I don’t have a profile pic on teams
>>222391160Good post
anyway sucking a coffee aren't I
Wait so you can train a dog to do that?
favourite drugs lads?for me it's benzos, opioids, mdma, and to a lesser extent ketamine
>>222391077Remember when you trusted the parents to keep their kids off social mediaRemember having the school lesson telling you not to put any identifying information online
>>222391186the only drug i need is yhe binble
>>222391147state of those trotters
I don't care whether I live or die. You would have to torture me extensively to get me to care enough to fight.
Who's that football fan with the weird wrinkly face that's posted here sometimes?
>>222391184Why are you using this as a source of humour
A 59 year old unemployed woman has been arrested for trying to burn down the oldest Shinto Shrine in Hiroshima.The bell was burned along with the sacred Shimenawa rope. Old amulet boxes were also destroyed.Her ethnicity has not been revealed.
just accidentally posted 'blasting poo out of my sphincter' on a random board when i was meant to post it here
>>222391082Can tell you have a recessed chin
me and the toilfu are made for each other, she just hasn't realised yet
pissing down in Chelsea
>>222391212Dunno what else I can do about it
>>222391196a binble with some of the pages cut out in a drug-shaped fashion for stashing surely?
>>222391184show some fucking respect
>>222391217happens to the best of us, i've encountered obvious /brit/ users outside of /brit/ on occasion
right well that's a cringe memory I've just remembered and sworn to kill myself over isn't it
need to wipe them out
don't understand why people eat seafood, it's fucking rank
>>222391224why would you want to be a slave in the prison of her love
>>222391241jej got to learn to laugh it off x
>>222391244Completely. Down to the last wailing infant. Smash its head against the brick wall.
>>222391248seafood is the greatest of all foods and I could eat it daily if it wasn't so expensive
>>222391226Thanks Mr Weatherman
>>222391222spiritually yeah
>>222391257because I adore her and really like spending time with her
Going to be honest lads, my ideal gf would be a woman who is utterly devoted to me, who considers me her reason for existence. I'd be nice to her and do many things that she wants, but she would have to feel grateful and not act like it's what's expected. There is no real point in pretending that this isn't the ultimate fantasy, because it is. It's never going to happen ofc.
>>222391276x
>>222391235Where have I been disrespectful?
>>222391269it's expensive? just get a fishing rod and go catch it yourself, fuckin bush tucker mate
need the potholes filled, but whats the solution?
>>222391288that's not a fantasy at all ladif a girl has genuine feelings for you and you don't act like a total doormat (yes dear anything you say dear please don't leave me etc) then she absolute would behave like you're describing
>>222391314It's a fantasy for a botched little beta male freak like me.
>>222391248>>222391269i'm on a seefood diet. when I SEE food I eat it haha xjk but i really just like lobster, crab, quahogs, shrimp, and salmon. dont like most "fishy" fish
Who remembers the "temporary" buildings at school that were up for decades?
>>222391328salmon's probably the worst one for me, the smell makes me gag
>>222391230why havent these people been named and hanged?
>>222391297the nearest large body of water to me is the Channel which is heavily polluted and filled with dead wogs, would rather not eat anything from there
>>222391340we called them the huts
If posts here weren't anonymous it'd be good for giving gimmick awards out at the end of the year. The 'my life a gay porn' is something I repeat in my head multiple times a day and I'd like to congratulate the person who do it
>had a dream that i was at toilis there truly no escape?
There's a dog just wandering up and down my street, been there for about 20 minutes now. No sign of an owner.Weird
>>222391343salmon has very little smell or taste. good texture too. cook it with some salt and lemon, then have spinach on the side. it's great
>>222391350but then you'd have to name and hang the people who protected them and the people who were told but did nothing about it
*strolls through the thread completely naked*
>>222391351never said it had to be a large body of water, you're probably near a river or at least a stream of some sort that's bound to be full of fishbergs
>>222391362Depends sometimes it does but I've never cooked it so idk what makes it quite tasteless or have that stronger salmony flavour
>>222391375those are the people im referring to. all the leftypol scum who facilitated it
>>222391360free dog
the only thing that has helped structure my eating habits and has given me an actionable way to eat less is to only eat 5 hours after I wake up, no matter what time it isit really works and I'm finally losing weight for the first time
>>222391360dog or gay porn dog?
>>222391360Go out and check the collar for a number and if there is one give it a ring, certainly missing
got the frank ocean on
>>222391377*grabs one of your legs and waits for someone else to join me in violating you*
just found out neighbours and home & away are still going. do your parents or grandparents watch those lads? if so please thank them for supporting the australian music industry on my behalf
why are you lads always getting yourselves worked up just chill out
why are t-shirts so wide these days
>>222391415i mean tv industry
>>222391378our rivers are literally full of poo, there's barely anything living in them
Need to eat her shit.
>>222391415My mum and nans used to watch it about 15 years ago but don't anymore.
>>222391402for me it's not eating at all, sucked nothing but huel for a week
>>222391417because everyone is fat these days
>>222391413*kicks you off as you are very weak and can be shood away with minimal effort*
>>222391412got the BTS (built to spill) on
Honestly the only way to stay somewhat mentally healthy is to add a touch of sociopathy into the mix. Have to remind myself that people I don't know don't really matter, it is foolish to care about people you don't know. Literally worrying for nothing. Your friends and family are who your feelings are for.We aren't supposed to know about shit happening elsewhere.
>>222391422ah here comes the freak
Don't understand the porn blocker when all I have to do is click allow and it doesn't even ask for a passcode you just click allow
>>222391417baggy shirts are comfy, i used to wear form-fitting t-shirts to show off my gains but now i've taken the comfypill and things have never been better
can feel a poo coming, had one last night, this is very unusual
>>222391448*punches my fist up your anus and grabs ahold tightly so any move to remove my hand will send your anus prolapsing out in a beautiful cascade of red fleshy internal meat*
>>222391474...
>>222391459
was feeling cold so now I have a blanket over my legs
>>222391389>buy it fresh>salt and put a lemon on top>wrap in foil>cook at 375f for 15-20 minutes>walait's one of the easiest things to cook
I hate central heating so I basically never have it on. Was looking after my mum and dad's house as they were on holiday in Australia over winter time and I woke up once with fog breath inside and my nose was completely numb and felt like utter shit. Had to put the fire on.I wonder if I almost died sometimes.
>depression
Mr Brown is knocking on the back door
time dr freeman
any hyperthyroidic anaemic man in
remember covid
