Why italian toilets have no toilet seat?
Answer me this
>>222390288But...they do?
>>222390288>Why italian toilets have no toilet seat?You can read English and communicate in English, yet you still make these grammatically jarring phrase structures. Don't you realise how stupid they sound?Here, read out the follow:>Why italian toilets have no toilet seat?Then compare with this:>Why don't Italian toilets have a seat?Where in sweet fuck do you even hear native English speakers using that utterly broken, borderline retarded phrasing, often enough to think it makes any sense to reproduce it? There's no excuse for English this broken when you can clearly comprehend and communicate the language to such a degree. Do you just not give a fuck if people assume that you have some sort of brain damage? Your post is the equivalent of going grocery shopping in nothing but month old unwashed underwear because you couldn't be fucked to wash your clothes or get dressed after getting out of bed. You disgust me more than you could ever hope to comprehend. Kill yourself.
>auskek lecturing about english
>>222390395Bodied that no-sittin'-while-shittin' freak
>>222390395ebonic english is very popular amongst esl like myself, so pls be patient and have some empathy
>>222390395>>Why don't Italian toilets have a seat?shouldn't it be >Why don't Italian toilets have seats?
>>222390434>>222390758No one answered me. Why Italian toilets have no seats?
>>222390395Also where I used to post they made grammatical errors on purpose.
>>222392089you shat the bidet retard
>>222392163No its not a bidet. They have toilets with no seats. Did the gypsy steal it?.
>>222390395Because Euros are low moral gaijins
I am in Italy almost every year and they have toilets with no seats(at restaurants)
>>222392244>>222392201you are not supposed to shart in restourants, only to take a piss
>>222392655because you don't shit where you eat?
>>222390288they have both with and without seat so you can choose, also for multiplayer shitting if you wanna shit with friends/family side by sideitalian toilets also have a toilet phone if you are shitting alone that instantly connects you with another shitting italian
>>222392201>>222392244Time to work on the squatting form.
I would like to reply but then I realized I never had to poop in a public toiletThe very idea of doing it would make me uncomfortable even if the place looked clean.Having a regular bowel morning routine helps at that.
