Diddy party edition
I think, for the first time, I just realized women are human beings. Like, really, actually realized it. It struck me. They're just like me. Holy shit. I never thought of myself as a misogynist, but, I think I was one.
And the Slept in till 2pm Award goes to…
>>222403519based woman supporter
Do you like French rock ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3O1Xro7oAI
Time to once again blow thru all the dating app likes & then it's wank time
>>222406257vixen
*points at you* BEAT YOU UP! *Flexs*
>>222406243no
gay porn
Al Pacino in Scarface is unintentionally hilarious
47 year old Rosalía says she's interested in tall 6 foot white men with 6 packs
>>222406243how about French synth pop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wlQaVhLkbM&list=RD2wlQaVhLkbM&start_radio=1
>>222406299I'm a terf. Chuds try to become troons just as leftist try to be troons. The far right was built by white women, but with how the far right acts, it's no wonder women are chased out.
What's all this foreign shit this is the American general
>>222406480What the fuck is this tranny weirdo rambling about
>>222406468shut up pussy
>>222406305I have zoomer fatigue, they all look and act the same.
>>222406526Didn't ask bitch
>>222406243i like french drum machine punkyoutu.be/nT7ge4nn88oyoutu.be/HCY4VPxdVxs
The Osprey
>>222406564Gaylord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK7mgtTLprI
>>222406542Case in point. The internet tuff guy persona is so tiresome and transparent. Zoomers are the gayest, weakest, most soy generation. They're 25 and they already have erectile dysfunction from taking pills since they were 12. They can't throw a punch, they love negros, and they're obsessed with complaining about everyone else despite being worse than everyone else.
Do you like Breton rock ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb9G3XX4lw
>>222406584Bullshit. I know a demon when I see one.
youtu.be/rQNNBGU2DHE
Take your faggy euro trash music and fuck off
>>222406658t. baby fish
>>222406451I'm interested in good music so we would both be disappointed
why did the thread die
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>222407044I made another thread, with hookers and blackjack. Everyone over there.
>>222407104NIGGA YOU DRINKIN CUM IN THAT CUP DON'T LIE
>>222407127no!
>>222407044most of us went to discord or left the website
Its never been easier to bang MILFs than it is right now boys, if youre not HAGmaxxing then YWNMIFuck them in their cavernous asses and call them mommy.
The switch 2 is genuinely too heavy for my little soylent wrists to hold
>>222406584Seen these in person many times, very regal.
>>222405235I win that award literally every day
>>222407044I got warned several times today in /cum/, some of us might be banned
>>222407243>call them mommyOlder women hate this irl because it reminds them they are hags
>>222407044Went for a walk and decided to leave my phone at home. I’ll do better in the future
only pedophiles say hags.
>>222407297Why did you buy a switch when there’s no games
>>222406515>shut up pussythis ain't the 90's, I can let my freak flag fly all I want to!
>>222407418We got a geezer pleaser in the thread!
soillennials antibullying measures led to shit like "freak flag"
>>222407418What if it's said in an endearing manner
>>222407418Im talking about 40-45yr old women inbetween their 3rd divorce. If that ain't a hag then idk what is.
>>222407431Me da bought it for me
Eating some pumpkin pie
Millennial Chads are breeding Zoomer girls and basically there's nothing you can do about it. They all have daddy issues and want a provider with money, a house, and a dick that still works. Zoomer men cannot provide any of these things for various reasons and so Zoomer girls are being bred by millennials at an alarming rate.Fascinatingly, millennial and Gen X roastie women are latching onto increasingly desperate and sexless Zoomer men. With the advent of hookup culture and readily available dick pills, they are drugging these young Zoomer men and essentially raping them with their MILF pussies. This timeline continues to get more bizarre by the minute, making many wonder if this is indeed a simulation or if God really is just a pervert.
/cum/ is a Total Tranny Death general
According to /pol/ you can't criticize Israel or Jewish fed-slaves will ruin your life and kill your family. Yet thousands of people all over the country are openly criticizing Israel's actions and have been every day for two years now with no repurcussions to speak of. Curious.
texaco
Please watch our sport, England just scored, we're now 1-0 up against Croatia
>>222407598Uhhh they chimped out and got a lot of people kicked out from university for protesting Israel...
>>222407598keep us up to date on what pol says
>>222407481letting one's freak flag fly is a boomer hippie term
>>222407621nobody cares
>>222407569This is true, and its not even just well off Millennials, they love fucking the broke ones too and supporting them with their jewish daycare jobs. GenZ girls were literally purpose built for Millennial cocks.
>options>hide postshrimple as
off the pig!
this is the only conservative general on this board.
Weight loss is going well so far
I got a lot of problems with you people
it's coming home
A bottle of ambien and a twelve pack
>>222407656BMC and zoomer pussy linked up
>Seethed about zoomers again award
Dad is watch AI porch pirate videos on youtube.
>>222406929It was an actual profile i saw on tinder, made me laugh Forgot that there's a pop artist by that name too
>>222407569>they are drugging these young Zoomer men and essentially raping them with their MILF pussies.That's hot you should become a professional smut writer
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SKYPUT A DIME IN THE KITTYDON'T THE MOON LOOK PRETTY?
>>222407723that's insane, I wouldve expected the scale to break at 300lbs. What the fuck kind of glass are they using a space shuttle windshield?
>>222407940It's a real thing I'm not even making it up. Some lady at the eye doctor was complaining in the waiting room about how this lady she knows is preying on kids in her son's class. She tells them she needs yard work done and then she lies out on the patio basically naked and drunk waiting for them to do shit with her. Not really sure if these were high school aged kids but we know women are rampant pedos.
just realized i'm totally alone
>>222408044I want to believe...
.
How do I get a croatian gf as a blackanon?
The Iran thing is yet another repetition of the lesson that you can usually survive a military attack from the USA by simply refusing to surrender.Yes our airpower is superb, a lot of enemy leaders will die, infrastructure will be destroyed. Just don't surrender.
>>222408102idk, I've never had onegirls from the Balkans prefer more masculine types
>>222408067The world is a magical place bro, there's all kinds of wild shit happening right around the corner. The normal looking fat girl who works at the pet food store is actually a raging alcoholic and I saw her get arrested fighting cops outside the Subway just before Christmas. Leave your goon cave there's a wide world out there.
any wizard bross here?
>>222407723What did you start at? Any progress is really really good. Be proud of yourself that you decided to improve and get healthy.
I never surrender to my dick! My dick surrenders to me!
waiting until I'm drunk enough to watch the final episode of Widow's Bay!
>>222408302you wanna fight?
>>222408323Mehttps://youtu.be/S6uhuSimf-A
>>222408139'sup
I’m a simple man. I just want to fuck a slightly chubby bitch with fat tetonas,
>>222408419get the FUCK out of there NOW
>>222408323I'm legally classified as an invalid, so that would be a no
>>222408442no
>>222408419hows it hanging?
Hell yeah!
>>222408447What, cause you did too many drugs? I'll stomp you into the pavement nonetheless
>>222408481WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU ARE TEARING THE FAMILY APART
>>222408139yeah, i'm in the wc thread rn though
they said it all
Superman. Got. Nothing. On. Meeee.
>>222408517no, I was always a bit weird, I've got autism NEETbux nowtho I think I'm getting better with age
>>222408668he says KING KONG you fucking idiot.
>>222408742you know what, i'm truly sorry for anything cruel that i ever said to you. god bless you
watchin Fuentes
eepy me
>>222408757.
>>222408799How do you deal with being such an Incel neet?
If I go crazy then will you still call me superman
Mom wants me to paint a fence
im old school bitch
>>222408668Tje kind of pop music to play at U.S Bank or a mall on repeat
you guys get out to enjoy summer today?
>>222408136The milfs aren't for meMilfs only want chad zoomer cock not incel zoomer dick
>*old black UNC voice* you see son chu gotta execute da pussy
I have no more plans for today. I will drive to eat out dinner at Culver's alone drive back to my incel cave. Then I will blink and 8 hours will go by and the sleep time will have arrived
medium rare male anus
i'm a boymoder
>>222409090>I will drive to eat out dinner at Culver'syummy
im a rapemoder
people who claim to be lonely are lonely for a reason. no one fucking likes them.
>>222409289You have to know people to know people You're either in or you're out
Had to tell an old Chinese woman that she’s a liar and needs to stop calling my company until she decides to start telling the truthNot a fan of Chinese scam artists
Why aren't you watching the World Cup right now?
>>222409460Fuck drumpf I don't support fascist spectacles
>>222409460don't like sports
>>222409460I am. I hope Croatia wins
old people are gold.
>>222409460Do I look like some Euro-Faggot to you boi?!
the big wigs have lost the plot with the youth
>>222409460ball must go UP!
I'm so drunk. I hate myself
>>222409460not interested
im so sober, i have mixed feelings about myself
Me with you fuckershttps://youtube.com/shorts/BfpStcepTrs
Only way to get proper revenge in this mass surveillance world is by using drones to airdrop shit on their porch from a distance
>>222409460I'm at work, I'll catch the evening games
>>222409614no. you clearly hate yourself
>>222409460>Why aren't you watching the World Cup right now?I kind of amI just watched a Japanese dude here for the first time trying Texas BBQ, and I watched a Brit go to Bass Pro Shop, he was amazed
>>222409745obviously wrong
Should I get the Hennessey VS or the VSOP?
>>222409460The only Americans who like it are soillenials who want to be not like other Americans and dance like monkeys for eurofags who always will hate us
I got big expectations I got real big expectations
>>222409975Man plansGod laughs
Thoughts on zoom zoom?
>>222410013The only people who don't like him are millennials who seethe at zoomers 24/7. He's a nice poster.
>>222410024What about serb poster or the Brazilian guy
>>222410013He's a based namechad but we have a lot of incels and cringe losers who don't like him for stupid reasons.
>>222410013I like him
>>222410013Apparently he worked as a prostitute for a time
damn had no idea she's canadian
Pro-tip women are stupid and you can just lie to them and say you work in "finance"
aspiration: to talk in Scott Walker's singing voice
>>222410013i filtered him
>>222409460I'm white
>>222410056I don't like either of them.>>222410136Pro tip: hating women just reveals you're a tranny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGY3uCUt--g&list=RDNGY3uCUt--g&start_radio=1oh yeah
>>222410013he said something retarded onceso I will never reply yo him againthat's what you get for having a trip
>>222410262Never said i hated them Monsieur White Knight
>>222410013Diet Nigger zero sugar
>>222410136I actually do work in finance, 6 ft 5 in, 6 pack, and women stumble over themselves to get on my dick. Had to reject five women today alone keep seething incel
If you don't like Zoom Zoom you're a foreigner, a loser, or a tranny. No other options. We like Zoom Zoom here in /cum/.
>>222410376straight facts
>>222410376What is the best way to cook potatoes?
>>222410013I would smoke a cannabis marijuana with him.
There used to be a species of human that were 3 ft 6, real life hobbits
midweek malaise
why does zoom zoom talk about himself so much? nigga is kinda unhinged ngl
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HEREEEE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
>>222410434He's mentally unwell
>>222410376Zoom zoom it's time to stop with the same fagging
>>222410459I AM GETTIN' SO HOTI'M GONNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF
>>222410465i'd put him in the same bucket as zazzz
>>222410013This tbqh >>222410376
>>222410417Now we just call them Indonesians
I liked Fox Of /cum/ personally if we are same fagging
>>222410521What happened to him?
im so wasted
>>222410495Who's zazzz>>222410521Call me a schizo but I think fox was just zoomzooms earlier persona
>>222410533I am him ALLEGEDLY
>>222410554Matthew Zazueta, newfriend
>>222408895hey shlomo
WARREN!
>>222410595 I only started coming to this general in 2023
I had a roommate who would ask cashiers out on dates. He's the only guy I've known to do that
>>222410672he looks like he just spotted a microaggression. Yikes, sweetie!
>>222410672
Helloam Bocepheus, me Zbigniew Momboclaat get wid widovernment. Get right red ahead around milkmoney monday, that’s right.
>>222410707as in Hank Williams, jr.?
>>222410545I'm not there yet, but soon
>>222410707>>222410716fucked up bots this evening. very shitty programming.sad!
>>222410013the discord cabal is using him as a fall guy
>>222410750Fuck my ass
I have Brazilian and Ukrainian fatigue. Those bitches always get me banned
>>222410750I'm just a Slovene with some knowledge of country music folklore myself
i should probably masturbate to prevent a night time fiasco
>>222410376Only sodomites hate him because they are mad because they couldn't groom a trad zoomer.
>>222410750The only thing sad here is the size of my cock. It’s so big that women get become sad about it. And my dick is sad too and it cries white tears all over their big heavy bazongas.
My city has had cool rainy weather the whole month
Bros I was accepted into a clinical counseling program
>I hate discord because I'm a friendless autitsic and I'm jealous I was never invited in. The only people who shriek about discord are the friendless autistic losers. They sit alone, pick their scabs, and seethe at the popular kids, while the popular kids never care or just joke about them every so often.
I wish we were still part of a united British Empire.
i'm about to shoot disgustingly huge ropes of cum the size of which have never been seen before
>>222410853people in their 20's are volatile, growing up is hard
saw summat very funny today from my roon. guy in park wiv his dog. he just standin' der lookin' in his dog's general direction while it potters about. other dog wonderin' around behind him that he is completely unaware of. sneeks up behind him.turns out ...shoves his whole head right up the fella's brapper from behind. gave him a proper frighpropa funny diss wunwhy do dogs do dat shidd
Turing Test failed you faggot robots
>>222410853very good. in diss economic climate diss is better than making it breddy much
porn is so bad, like not bad for you like bad bad, low quality, if it werent for my penis i wouldnt even watch it
>>222410915if I were a clanker, would I be posting you this yacht rock ANTHEM?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApjR5hU3pSE&list=RDsoAn0ntBaIw&index=6
>>222410672clive warren.and rebecca de mornayno brits in the breadberg so doubt any will get diss referencenot even sure if im spellin' rebecca de.mornay right
Goya gives you patriotic farts
>>222410947THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT
>>22241097230 YEARS OF HURT
Work from home day complete! I was a productive employee.
Imagine making such shitty, incoherent, milquetoast posts that people just start assuming you're an indian-coded chatbot
>>222410954corr love goya paintingsvery provocative and aurific, hinting at the demonic magick underlying the human conditionvery catyank
>>222410989Did you increase shareholder value?
someone please post the pepe where he's freaking out and throwing his popcorn up in the air
Slept all day award. Didn't go to the gym or for a walk award
Feel eepy
>>222411072Loser
Felt contempt and disgust for a lazy fat piece of shit ITT award
I'm gonna die like that obese guy who died while streaming with his mom
>>222411034Hmm the share price is down today so I guess not
>>222411085Trvke
>>222411072imagine admitting this online lmao kys
>>222411122/cum/ is my blog
contempt is for the Frenchit is enthusiasm & irony that are the American's native language
>>222410013Fine outside of his fixation on making threads
>>222411051I really need to organize my image folder. It took me almost ten minutes to find this.
>>222411147no it is not. no one cares about you
>>222411072same except i've been awakejust didn't want to go outside is all
Can't imagine the kind of creatures that still post on 4chan in the year 2026.
>>222411182STFU i care
>>222411187I'm a handsome man with many friends and I've been on dates with 12 women but I've never had a gf and I've only been naked with a few women
>>222411187most of the good posters left for the superior website i only come by to taunt the faggots who are still here
>>222411208>the superior websiteTheir isn't one.Nowhere else fills this niche
>>222411173ty
>>222411234Fuck bro don't make me hungry like that
>>222411252whatever do you mean ;)
Atrocious vibes ITT
>>222411187My coworkers don’t seem to be alarmed by my presence. So it can’t be all that bad.
VIVA MEJICO CABRONE!
Sometimes women do normal things that I wouldn’t even think about when a man does it and I get the ick
I don't understand the logic of jeets who sign up for these shopping apps then just claim the store is out of everything, like they definitely have broccoli and tomatoes at the store and I'm just gonna cancel or request a new shopper if you don't grab them it's not that hard, do they just not care if they get fired or no tip?>using uberjeetsyeah yeah
>>222411322Like?
You want to know the magic wordsFamily Emergency
>>222411208>the faggots who are still hereanon.... i......
>>222411332gtfo
I'm a male butterface
>>222411340People from Colorado are like this. It's like they got the whole no sneed oils diet culture thing but did nothing else about their appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>>222411340I'm just ugly all around hopefully you can accept me as a friend still mr beautiful body
i look like this
im tired
>>222411356nah, you'll just make me look bad
>>222411367Shine on
>>222411367you look like a vegetable, man
>>222411277If Zoom Zoom were here the vibes would be way better, I'm just waiting for him to come by
People who like zoom zoom just want to fuck him
>>222411412me
>>222411336For me it's >I have diarrheaWorks every time
>>222411412Indian employees don't do this. That's why they get hired over yt ppl
OOPSIE DAISY
>>222411412
>>222411187The whole Internet is enshittified
>>222411450Grease fire?
Kinda feel like nibbling all the skin off my fingers because I’m so scared and ashamed
>>222411450>>222411474
>>222411506People be stupid as hell
mi amigo, Carlos
>>222411506>>222411450grim
Fire is man's best friend
>>222411576oh lord
wypipo no seezon dey heds
BISCAYNE BAYWHERE DA CUUUBAWWWN GENTLEMENSLEEP ALL DAY
Some guy just yelled "hey buddy" at me because I didn't stop for a car
>>222410856No one cares about your tranny pedo cult
Leave me aloneYou know this isn't the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE
>>222411557>>222411576>>222411620im enjoying these
>>222411678I watched this yesterday while tripping balls, I love that guy
Culver's chicken sandwich tasted stale not like their burger. It was ok for the price i suppose and chickens somewhat healthier
>>222411697>Culver's chicken sandwichwhy would any faggot order that, at a well known burger joint?I could see if it was the seasonal walleye , but that.....?
You ever go out and see a group of younglings socializing having fun teasing each other joking and you just stare vacantly thinking about how you've never experienced that and probably never will
>get the wata nigga>muthafuckin bootleg fireworks
>>222411720Idk wanted to try it. Usually get the butter burger or sourdough melt Tasted really stale like they had left it out and just dropped it in the frier
>>222411232it's called the 'farms
>>222411723i'd worry about them making fun of me, or, depending on the type of 'youngling', them assaulting me
>>222411739absolutely titmogged
>>222411745If if was worthwhile you wouldn't be posting here every day
>>222411739I was hoping they would both splat
>>222411751Never happens to me so I don't worry about it
>>222411759I gotchu>>>/gif/30800291I haven't seen one of these in my cunt in a while now, what about yours? IN MY CUNT, JANNY.
>>222411775I wanted to see women go splat that looked like a guy, thanks but no thanks.Forget what those were called but I haven't seen one in a while
>>222411793Idk what you're referencing there m8, I have a guy pretending to be a girl going splat?>>>/gif/30800305This actually happened in my cunt in Toronto. MY CUNT, JANNY.
>>222411836KABOOOOOOM
Almost time for a new thread.A new beginning.A fresh start.
>>222411775I can't tell if that's him screaming
whats your secret word
>>222411881N- oh
>>222411881gock
>>222411858The air probably got sucked right out of his lungs from the speed and the impact. Gotta go exercise I'll be back later /cum/bos
>>222411881newenglandclamchowder
>>222411881Demarcation
>>222411901
>>222411891why are women so fucking vapid
>>222411891>extremely cute face and hair>ruins herself with a bull ring and grotesque musclesWHY
>>222411836That's not Toronto that's in Alberta
>>222411893Would that be the white or the red?
Last
nigger
>>222412826Cooked his ahh
Well? What if?
>>222402359Ok
