You wake up in Porto...
Big fucking deal
>>222402848I get wasted on port, of course!
>>222402848Isn't this where port wine was invented?
>>222402848Porto is a type of wine and not a country, you silly.
>>222402882bit rude tbqh
>>222402848I carefully and on the down low test everyone I meet to see if they're secretly slavic and just pretending.