Alyssa edition
decided to have guacamole and lime juice and sriracha on my burritos
Tradesmen are scum. All of them.
>>222403390i hope you choke on it you fucking cunt
EnglandMatch OddsBukayo SakaPlayer To Be Fouled 2 Or More TimesEnglandTeam To Score the First GoalIs this good bet
antibiotics making me expel great gases
>>222403390Ah but what about the sour cream? Ya dun goofed
I love her...
someone make a uk thread please
>>222403405doesnt seem like the sort of thing i'd do
>>222403373SEX 64: TRAILER PARK BOYS GAY SEX
>>222403411because its eradicating your gut microbiome which will make you even more unwell in the future.
>>222403390got yummy beef in there?or woke chicken?
new spargster kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hgJ2gKE09s
>>222403394Except electricians though right? I’m not scum
>>222403222They are English, which is why they are eligible to play for the England team>>222403230I don't think ethnicity matters that much
>>222403447tofu
Oh did Bob Mortimer say a random word like sausage or Haywards Heath? Funniest man ever.
>>222403370I seem to remember Cameroon and Nigeria were half decent back in the day. Which teams might one day challenge England, France, Spain, Germany?
thread splitting is evil
>>222403435have you been out of your room today mr rorke
>>222403373Should have used this one though
if you think about it everyone is black
>>222403459theyre not english. english is an ethnicity.
How are you not English if you're born here and lived your whole life here?
england plays today
>>222403480well we're all fae somewhere
>>222403480*whips out my swbbc* wahey
>footymore hyped for the by-election tomorrow desu
right well I'm off to the paki shop for cans
reading up on some canadian politics and apparently their version of the online safety bill is even more mental than what you lot got cooking up
>>222403373Based
>>222403461about time the world saw him for what he really is
the smash rorkes fucking head in bill
>>222403492How is a boy raised by wolves not a wolf? How is a ducking raised by chickens not a chicken? How is a cat raised in your own home not a person?
>>222403492well if it all it takes is to be born then you're right. but anyone who isnt retarded recognises its more than that.
nigga look like zesty jafar
>>222403417>>222403479
Dadberg is such a moody cunt sometimes man he's just rude unpleasant for no reason and you can't talk to him when he's like this.
>>222403509uh they’re not called that anymore mate
omdz
>>222403492If I was born in China I still wouldn't be Chinese, even if I had a Chinese passport.
Am bringing back Philosoraptor
>>222403509why do they sell alcohol when its haram
>>222403565WHEN I SAY BO
nothing about them is english except their place of birth. and i bet if you asked them, many would say they wish they were born elsewhere.
>>222403589norms howl at this shit
>>222403589nigga 30 in the face and 13 in the hair scream
>>222403373i am spiralling out for she
>>222403565why do lightskins always look zesty?
>>222403570She's so amazing
rorke unironically believes comparing a cat to a human is the same as comparing a black person to white person oh my days
If Africans are black then how come Elon Musk isn't black? He was literally born in Africa. He is as African as those lads who jump with the spears and live in huts in the savannah
I'm so tired of it. Dadberg just likes being a nasty dickhead sometimes and you can't reason with him when he gets in this mood.
>>222403637lovely girl
any gamers in
>>222403551What's the "more than that" then? Explain it
>>222403650Wasn't interested the first time
I reckon I don't get warned or banned as much on here because I'm that much of a legend
>>222403631
>>222403652not necessarilywhat if it were a cake bakery
>>222403650Pic rel? He beat you?
>>222403670culturelanguagehistorygeneticsmindset
I'm from the hoodthe hood where black people livebecause I'm black
Mad how the richest man in the world is an African, like the Congolese child soldiers. Maybe Elon Musk was a Congolese child soldier. He's African and that's what they have there.
don't find her sexy but do find her adorable
One of my parents is Hong Kong and the other is from England, but I was born and raised heream I English?
>>222403692wow what a woman!
>>222403641If me, a person with 100% British ancestry was born in China to British parents, would I be Chinese? Answer the question.
>>222403685You get all of that bar genetics if you were born here and lived here your whole life.
>>222403488Surely English just means you're from England>>222403550Englishness isn't genetic though, Lenny Henry is English even though you'll try to deny it>>222403605>If I was born in China I still wouldn't be Chinese, even if I had a Chinese passport.If you had Chinese citizenship then yes you would be Chinese
>>222403705hong kong is a city mate
GOL GOL GOL!!!!!!
>>222403717obviously incorrect >>222403718>Surely English just means you're from Englandnope
>mfw newfags ask me about mousey
bluds parent is a special administrative region
some terrible defeinding there
>>222403667is that a porn game
>>222403673Why do women always have to make it about themselves?
oh my days portugal are fucking shit
>>222403735scr
>>222403705you're getting deported you slant eyed cunt
rorke dreaming of a roast chicken with little white hats on the legs
>>222403705>I was born and raised hereIf by "here" you mean England then yes you're English>>222403733English means you're from England. Benjamin Zephaniah was English.
um bongo um bongo they drink it in the congo
>>222403712You’d be able to play for the Chinese national team and no one would bat an eye
>>222403734this is how vince reacts when the new BLACKED vid drops
fuck having words and definitions and shit
>>222403764thought bongo kicked the ball for england
>>222403735howring
>>222403763>English means you're from Englandnope. english is an ethnicity.
Egypt was owned by England. If you were born in Egypt at that time than you were English
>>222403705Yes. You are English and also Chinese.
>this is my dad, hong kong
>A hunga munga is a form of hybrid knife/axe in central and southern Africa, originating from a curved throwing dagger used by the Mangbetu.
>>222403705you're british, not english
>olivier giroudtime for a nap
Rorke has been raped
>>222403811don't like calling myself british because it's what browns do
>>222403819nigga talks like he's just taken two melatonin before going on air
my brother is staying in a hostel in Birmingham tonight I hope he’ll be okay because I’m currently high so I can’t drive to if him if he needs me to
Sir YouTube Cameo
>>222403806seems very clumsy and unconventional
>>222403575irish?
>>222403770>no one would bat an eyeWrong. And imagine how upset they would be if more than half the team was us.
uefa teams are getting exposed, the rest of the world has caught up and will surpass them
>>222403793>english is an ethnicity.So you think Harry Kane and Marcus Rashford are the same ethnicity? Fair enough.
>>222403851its mostly ceremonial but it does function as a throwing axe
>seems very clumsy and unconv-ACK
were i to have mixed race children, i think they’d have to be indian.
favorite boldily function?I'm partial to a good sneeze
>>222403859
>>222403881yeah but why not use.. a throwing axe?
>>222403888Cum
>>222402211
know a half chinese half english person and he's hot
never understood these restore retards saying they would deport mixed race people with an english parent. those people are a non-issue
should I order takeaway tonight
>>222403866Right so your problem isn’t with there being a black Englishman playing for England your problem is there is too many?
>complaining about rape is racist if the rapist is brown>telling your brown rapist men to target white girls isn't racist Go on then. Explain this.
>>222403918nah kill em
>>222403373do you think zoomers will find the way they dress embarrassing when they're older?
>>222403888oh shit, just spelled a word american fashion*shields myself from FOYs*
I genuinely think I'm quite cool and interesting because I like black metal music but I look a bit like a normie. I'm not depressive, dress well, am generally quite happy but the dichotomy is surprising.
>>222403873no i dont
>>222403936theyre just horrible people
>>222403950*nods at you*you aight white boi
>>222403950i sometimes wear a bathory t-shirt but it's solely for fashion reasons i know like half of one of their songs
>>222403956Okay so you think English isn't an ethnicity, because they're both English
>>222403918Nobody associated with Restore says that. Anyone with a British spouse or British parents is entitled to live here.
>>222403962*smashes his fucking head in with a ballpeen hammer leaving his troonard brains splattered across the wall*
Tesco whoosh available until 11pm tonight cos of the footy
>>222403977nope
>>222403962gay if you wouldn't
spongebob big guy pants okay
>>222403933not exactly 'tex is it
>>2224039301 or 2 would be fine. They have diversity quotas for jobs, why shouldn't they have proportional representation for a team that represents a nation?
>>222403373
>>222403936They encourage their men to go after "British" girls? But I thought THEY were British as well.HMMMM this requires a brain much bigger than mine to understand
>>222403980transphobes not be evil violent psychopaths challenge: impossible
willard w. wanker esq
we at /brit/ support Portugal
>>222403373i didn't know she was 150cm
hello ladstalking about pakis again are we
>>222403983They are both English, obviously Marcus Rashford is English since he's from England and plays for the England team
>>222403673>deleted>>222403692>not deletedalri tranman
>>222404052nope
>>222404001
>>222404062You're wrong. You can pretend he's not English but he is
>>222404047Is that not allowed? Are they not British culture?
you’ve been done
>>222403936Leftypol cheering that muslim girls are being kept safe
Feeling shit, might have a wankor another lineDon't tell Frank.
Guess Richard E Grant is a Swazi then
>>222404077nope you're wrong. stop lying to yourself
makes you think
Just got back from seeing Disclosure Day. Wow. Quite a powerful film, way more emotional than I was expecting that was definitely sprinkled with some truths. Ending nearly made me cry. Also had some tasty nachos and with hot cheese dip and it was lush x
>>222403936leftypol is in this very thread preaching about them being british or english but here's quite literally a quote from them saying they're not.
Live blogging my poo on /brit/
>>222404092And fighting to save Afghani and Rwandan and Sudanese girls by bringing all their rapist men over here.
>>222404055the janny is one of the tranny posting reddit flaggers, this is well established
do i have tv licence in a hotel? don't know really
simply shall not be scanning any qr codes codes
>>222403936rorke pretending not to understand that colonialism has consequences
aAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAaaaa
Talk to Rorke.
>>222403950
>>222404158jimmy two times ova here
Some geezer called Dr Congo is taking on the entire Portuguese team and drawing
got a warning for posting about lowtiergod
I'm spiritually Japanese
>>222404158
>>222404168She was my first TV crush
sir congo stumper
>>222404202don’t get what this means
sunny weather gives me such a horn and seeing so many black men out in shorts just makes me want to be a buttslut for a bbc
well rorke?
>>222404233spaino mate...
>>222404202How can tutorial mode have a rock bottom?
>>222404100I'm right but you can keep seething about our football team I guess
>>222404202How women write females that have a hit rock bottom>Eating ice cream from the tub>Crying at sad songs>Agreeing to go on dates with workplace incels
>>222404259you're wrong
>>222403976i'm starting to think this lad might have a bathory t-shirt
>>222404160Colonialism doesn't have consequences unless you admit an invasive species of malcontents and allow them to become authority figures with the power to destroy the legal system. China is in the process of colonizing Africa and suffering little to no ill effects, because they don't allow multiculturalism to replace the dominant Chinese culture.
>>222404249Cherokee D’ass , Ana Pessack
>>222404267wait that's what i do
>>222404282feel like only the top two of those are me because i'm cringing my nut off at the rest of them
>ourblud think he's invited haha
>>222404282what’s his problem
>>222404282yes rorke every time there are several posts about the same thing it is the same poster
>weblud thinks he's on the team
raining all daylove it
>>222404326ok?
>NEW: Environment civil servants role-played as animals including earthworms in 2024 as part of an "interspecies council" to "bring a voice of non-human species into our meetings"
tell you what i've not listened to hot fuss (2004) in a while
a rorke, a female rorke
pondering an arse wank (big dildo)
>>222404326how the fuck did he miss that? nice hills tho
>>222404330let me in your country
mad how mad like a clown?
tried to buy a bathory t shirt but the XXXXL shirts were sold out
off to tescoanyone want owt
>>222404311Reform playing 4D chess with this poster
>>222404364you can't tell because of the angle but your man spins it like murali in his prime
everything I gay porn touch turns to gay porn gold
>>222404368let me out of your country
>>222404377she is `ummy`
elon musk replied to zoomerhistorian tweet
to be honest lads, my life peaked in primary school when we was playing rounders and I niggerbelted the ball out of school grounds and we got like 3 points from everybody running home
>>222404393gp
>>222404311Rorke why are you ai generating this stuff? I get you want to own the libs but it’s very weird
really liking the new jack white song
>>222404223She’s grown up well. What does Melody look like? Always had a bit of a crush on her
>>222404377Favourite frozen pizza?
>>222404401concerning
cyproheptadine for butt enlargement
>>222404311
>>222404407I was so good at twatting the ball in rounders
>>222404401This changes everything.
>>222404422little kitty cuck
Not sure keeping pets is ethical desu
3 Pakistani migrants and a preteen!3 Pakistani migrants and a preteen!
>>222404428There's no way this works...
rorke jogging in his shorts, his white bbc swinging, sun on his beautiful white african skinfeeling like a king
>>222404455scr
i will be rooting for croatia this evening
>>222404357might be my favorite brad this one
howling, imagine being this pathetic https://x.com/ZoomerHistorian/status/2067152654661292061
>>222404481of course you will be
>>222404313glad you agree
>>222404481Good man!!!
Rorke insisting that David Baddiel is not English even though he was one of the creators of what is probably England football's most beloved song
rate the summer fit (i’m banned from /fa/) >cookie monster snapback>full-face spongebob t-shirt >limited production sonic the hedgehog movie puma running shoes>new years shutter shades (gold)>3” inseam zebra print swim trunks>knee high marijuana leaf pattern socks (pan-african colors)>clear plastic fanny pack
>>222404507nasty bitch has an android
>>222404488he's right. the edits are cool. maybe brits will grow their balls back if he's ever king
brain not working
>>222404160lol kys
Gonna go into a guitar shop and play Stairway to Heaven
>>222404545we call them bumbags
>>222404545>>222404550>>222404551*vomits on your shoes*
As soon as her teeth are fixed she’s going to be noshing off anyone and everyone, cheating on the guy who rescued her
had a fight with a big bloke a few months ago (he stated it) and I won the fightnever fought in my life and he was big and he hit me hard several times but I just kind of naturally knew what to do and eventually parried his punch was and bodyshotting him until he fell to his kneesmy mates treat me different now toonot lying eitherstill kind of riding off of the high from it
>>222404588
>>222403373tired
>>222404545poo
>>222404581you might have PIP-eligible adhd
>>222404610that big bloke? well of course it was rorke
>>222404415This is a twohead.
>>222404600Hairs a bit shite as well nglYou're posting slop though regardless this image is years old
i remember seeing a guy who set up a catfish tinder account and the pic looked like a fat ugly mom and the description was something like "drinking cigarette water" and he showed he got tons of matches. even the ugliest woman you know has been railed by a dozen different guys
why aren't you at royal ascot with your middle class gf
>>222404610based on your current literacy levels I guess those few hits he landed were to the head?
>>222404623sawadee krab
And why are you getting into fights? I keep PvP disabled when I leave the house
>>222404647No job, no work experience, no skills/qualifications, no friends, no acquaintances, no social skills. everything is against me but STILL I keep marching on!
>>222404681Ktim in about 40 mins
>>222404650nta but I got randomly sucked punched when walking home from a pub and I struggled with basic shit mentally for months after itcouldn't do mental arithmetic and remember once not knowing how to spell receiver
>>222404610based if true
>>222404455>>222404600seen both of these posts yesterday
܀܍܀܀܍܍܀܀܍܀>>222404681uhm
>>222404689pscrm ktim
>>222404647I own morning dress but I don’t own a top hat
Right lads, the gameplanFinish my beer, go for a walk, come back drunk and get more drunk
>>222404689just shower
I keep in touch with my school friends but it's very tenuous we only all get together 4-5 times a year They each individually have other friend groups, eg from uni, but I don't. I don't have any friends from uni still in my life. So they're my main friend group as it were. The chud friendgap
need a woman to have sex with me and kiss me and love me and cook food for me and clean my housedoes such a thing exist?
>>222404758>ONLY 4-5 times a yearthat's fuckong tons blud
>>222404773ask your mum if she's up for the task
we at /brit/ are supporting doctor congo!
>>222404673Your whole country is a PvP server if you watch Knockout Audit
>>222404737it wrote survive very intentionally because it knows what some of the malignant grindr entities are like
>>222404773for a vile freak like you? never
>>222404758probably hanging out with their other friends right now haha!
>>222404616Stairway...DENIED!!
All the smartest people in the world post on X
there was no "pokemon champions" stream today !! it not right !!
>>222404836on what x
>>222404810umm I'm acutally quite nice and handsome
>>222404797>if you go out looking for violence you will find itfascinating
>>222404836all the smartest people in the world post on /brit/
>>222404836Then why am I not on it
>>222404751Don’t think I’ve ever missed a shower in my entire adult life
>>222404647:(she looks so happy
Longest I've gone without a shower is 5 days
>>222404847unloveable and offputting incels always say that. bizarre lack of self-awareness with you mongs
>>222404845he's probably too locked in tapping on the android screen to remember or care
>>222404874sir aspergers syndrome
>>222404895did he fall in a puddle
>>222404912
Whos Rorke
their sending this french rose to prison for talking about her rape story involving a tunsian migranthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDB9pdTczjU
