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>>222404095Lions don't even have fists, so yeah of course I could beat a dumbass bitchass Lion in a fist fight.
>>222404125>Lions don't even have fists, so yeah of course I could beat a dumbass bitchass Lion in a fist fight.This
>>222404095I could fist a lion
>>222404095Well yeah, the lion doesn't have fists. How the fuck is it gonna participate?
>>222404095I grew up regularly doing battle with four fiesty housecats, it's just a bigger version of those
>>222404095I could beat a lion in a slap fight
>>222404125Germanic autism.... Germany's hidden strength
>>222404095What can a lion actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its paw, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a scratch then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
I could beat a lion in a gooning fight
>>222404690that's the spirit
>>222404095I seen a lot of dog attacks and they all stand there, a lions chasing them off frfr
Most animals have very low endurance and get tired out easily, humans are almost unique in their ability to run for hours without tiring.
>>222404095beat it and then the lion eats you in the most horrible way you can imagine?
>>222404893Are Americans good endurance runners?
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>>222404904Do you count middle-distance running?
>>222404095I'd RKO that pussy
>>22240409567% of Americans believe random statistics they read online
>>222406055SIX SEVEEEEN
Can't even beat Iran. Should invest the defense budget in healthcare instead.
>>222404893Even grizzly bears can be taken out if you know their weak spots, a good hard punch in the right spot can knock one out. Animals don't have humans' endurance nor can they plan or strategize how to win a fight.
>>222404095most adult male lions weigh 400lbs and up. some close to 500lbs. they are apex predators
>>222404095Cpuld a lion actually feel a uppercut?
>>222407868Yes, that's exactly what a cat is, Wikipedia, an apex predator.
>>222404095in a healthy society the number should be around 70%
>>222407669bears didn't evolve alongside humans and don't really recognize what we are, they think you're a funny looking bear
>>222404095Big human > Big cats
>>222407912Herbivorous animals are more dangerous than carnivores a lot of the time as many of them have extremely violent self-defense behaviors against predation.
>he charges>gets one of my limbs>lock in, finger his eye>he backs up, i focus on the timing of me bleeding out>offer whichever leg i have left for the next charge>puncture his other eye>elbow and knee him to deathwould die eventually but i would get him first