In an old era, English, French, and Turkish friends are caught peeking inside through a window of the palace harem.Upon learning of the situation, the sultan becomes extremely angry and decides that each of them should be punished according to their professions.First, the Englishman is summonedEnglish:"I am a tailor," he says."Then cut his dick off with scissors..." Sultan says.Then it's French man's turn.he says, "I am a woodcutter":"That one too with an axe..." Right at that moment, the Turk begins to laugh Everyone asks in astonishment:"A little while later, it will be your turn. Why are you laughing?"The Turk replies:"I'm an ice cream vendor...
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>>222406694so basically put his dick in ice and let it freeze until it fells?
>>222406694So the sultan made the turk flop his dick around randomly until an angry tourist snatched it off?
An Englishman and a Russian are having a drink in a bar. The Englishman says to the Russian:>I can shoot five coins at once.They go outside, and the Englishman does exactly that. He fires a single shot and hits all five coins. Then he says:>My name is Bill. Buffalo Bill.Impressed, the Russian replies:>Very good. But I can do even better. I can make love to five women at the same time.The Englishman doesn't believe him and demands proof. The Russian drops his trousers and reveals five penises, all lined up. Then he says:>My name is Bill. Chernobyl.
>>222406694I cant do them justiceThere is this joke told by mexican comedian Polo Polo RIP King.It roughly goes like this, is not going to be funny the way I say it though Im just saying how it goes.Right on the border between Mexico and the US there is a gay vampire who rapes people trying to cross.A rancher has a sick wife, he doesn't want to cross but he needs to to buy medicine for his wife.So he goes to a priest for protection the priest tells him a prayer he must say if he finds the vampire.So he goes at night trying to cross the border and the vampire appears in front of him.So he says the prayer but the vampire doesn't understand Spanish.
>>222406694The aliens abducted a Japanese, a German and a Russian. They putted them in fully round cells and tell them: "We will visit you in 3 days, if you will surprise us, we will spare your lives."3 days passed.They come to the cell where the Japanese is. He built a very smart AI robot. Alien says: "Nah, looks stupid. Kill him."Then they enter the cell with the German. He built 130% efficency engine. Alien says: "Nah, we have much better technology. Kill him."Then they enter the cell with the Russian. And he's sitting in the corner.
