kane edish
/sp/ is seethingwhy does england make everyone seethe so much
>>222407717powerful image
Kill all canadians
/brit/ mourns the loss of Daveigh Chase, voice of Lilo from "Lilo & Stitch"
1-nil and we're goona win the world cupkit's coming home la.ds I already durnk all my alchol for th ematchlet's go lads it;s comming homeit's coming home it's coming joeit's coming homefirst since 1966 and kane and bellingham will win
>>222407744why dont you ask them instead of us you imbecile
>>222407744Because it was dubious penalty to begin with, shouldn't have been retaken and Croatia should have got a penalty for Bellingham
>>222407758i did youre just a blind cunt
Hehe, P. Sucic that one guy is calledBet it’s Penis Sucic
I'm going to punch my wife in the face if England concede a goal
>>222407744The villains always seethe at the heroes that's why they're villains
england in white scoring in the goal on the right from the left side
>>222407747she looks like a cross between ruby and kirsten dunst
>>222407746cosigning this post
>>222407744because you're all ugly
wenger out
bratty bottle
>>222407729idk I didn't se ethe goal I just turne dit onI thoguht I was too drhnk to watch becaus eI drunk all my shit before the match
Fucking hell, just got home now, i missed the goal.Its coming home.
Which one are England? They're all black
Really struggling to tell which team is England and which team is Senegal
>>222407774harsh but i understand x
Asda have poutine flavoured crisps
>>222407784gonna punch your wife in the arse with my cock if england score again
Harry Kane has now scored the most penalties (excl. shootouts) in FIFA World Cup history (5).
Just watched 34 seconds of the England game so I can say yes when Tom at work asks if I watched it
Croatia should be allowed to score again like in that one match from 8 years ago when Aston Villa were allowed to score against Leeds United
>>222407804It was a penalty scored by Kane
might purchase a kia sportage
my room smells terrible idk whysmells horrible
harry [B]ane
>>222407816your mum has a my cock flavoured arse
>>222407799are u still rolling around x
reckon prince george will snag a fit paki wife
What American beer should I drink?
do people actually use nicotine pouches in the UK
>>222407822Dream on you smelly sock
corr havent had a chips cheese and doner sauce slop box for a while
Thank christ i got home just in time for the hydration break.
>>222407827good manhope Tom doesn't ask any probing questions otherwise you're toast
>>222407839Likely that putrid little gremlin that sleeps there every night
>>222407831mongboy
>>222407816prefer zesty mordant
>hydration break and a text in competition like daytime TVwhat the fuck is that thenwhen I was younger they used to do that at half time and there was no competitions
>>222407854the oldest american beer
>englands anthem is where the plebs beg God to save their king/queen>scotlands anthem is about historical Scottish resilience and Scottish pride>wales anthem is about Welsh language and preservation of cultural identityLmao
>>222407831sportage is a portmanteau of sport and portagebecause its designed to carry rowing boats over land
FELINES ON A SHIRTJEWELS WE MADE STILL GLEAMING
>>222407839orrible. smells orbbile.. nasty bruv
>hydration break
>>222407846yh xI stopped wanking thogot itv on my computer now
now this is what I like to see. adverts
>>222407863no. a cigarette will give me insomnia and panic attacks I think even the weakest nicotine pouch would kill me
>>222407844It's trueSame mouthfeel too
Gambling ads lol
hydration break so the zog yanks can make money off adverts
emma hayes sitting on my face
>hydration breakthe fuck is this shit
>>222407892you sound like an incredibly weak outlier that shouldn't be answering
sorry who is this idiot woman pretending to know anything about football? fuck off
I have the Canadian stream on so I'm watching Canadian adverts right now
>>222407879*mogs you*
>>222407879Why's it got a chinese name then
>>>/sp/155417205screaming
This is the Powerade Hydration Break sponsored by Powerade, show some respect
>>222407925she's forgotten more about football than 100% of men
>>222407881>their king/queenThat's YOUR king you're talking about. He rules you and we cheer him on
and now there's some fat slag explaining tactics to me
do any of you lads have any cures for autism
>>222407931i dont get it
Mad how bad my toenails smell
>>222407929oh shut the fuck up
>>222407926buy oor maple syrup poutine, eh
>>222407951hydration break
Thomas Poochel
england are gonna win the world cup because god is on our sideI can't overstate this
>>222407951gardening. tank pets
>>222407925Same one who said Cape Verdes draw was a victory for immigration
>mogth you
>>222407951Yeah I've got some rope right here
>hydration break in an air conditioned stadium
>>222407951LSD
>>222407925just want to see the england woman's team play some league two team and get their shit pushed in so we never have to hear about women's football again
>>222407951Just stop being weird and that
>>222407963we don't talk like that
>>222407914woke yank bollocks
doberge
>>222407973think you'll find god is scouse not english
I can't post
hey bud, we doon't tawk like that eh
Imagine how powerful that air conditioning is
>>222407973We're winning it because Based Keir made the call
how many units before you, personally, get drunk?
we need more BAMEs on our team
shagging alan shearer up his fat arse
let’s not feed the troll, okay guys?
Just had some boiled eggs x
>>222408006you've been melting down all week
ive got a hydration break for you right here mate *squats down*
Yer da has hydration breaks when he kicks the ball about the garden with yer wee cousin
>>222408023how drunk is drunk
>>222407925lol you can’t insult here in her the virgins love this fucking random dinner lady yapping as if she knows anything about mens football
is it actually air conditioned?
>>222408023depends when 'drunk' starts
Listening to the game on BBC Sounds
>>222408032Have I really?About what?
>>222408023I am steaming after 3 pints these days
has anyone ever scored by sprinting at the goalkeeper like that
I thought Senegal was playing yesterday?
>>222408043>>222408050idk before you are rolling around and feeling drunk I suppose
>>222408064yes i have
belligerent
Starmgod has his hand on the phone. Ready. He may have to beg Trump for another favour again.
>>222408047This is the type of guy I was talking about earlier
smoking a pint
>>222408054cant ermembr
>>222408047Football is football, doesn't matter that she's a woman. Are you trying to tell me she's worse than Giroud?
David Seaman
>>222408064yes
>>222408053my mate wasn't allowed a TV back when we were kids so he used to listen to the football on the radio in his garden probably closing his eyes imagining it
>>222408064yes>>222408075really? when?
I don't have a TV license so I can't watch the game unfortunately
you reckon anyone's accidentally scored in the wrong goal?
>>222408125That's alright mate I'll lend you mine
drink water? we don't DO THAT in yurop
What is this woke nonsense.They're taking a piss.
>>222408125lol I don't think you need one? I'm on the itv website watching the game
>>222408098Idiot american monkey man. Nobody outside the US knows who this retard.
>>222408086Ok then so some bloke who coaches u12 should be allowed to come on and do punditry then right?
>>22240804922C inside and 34C outside
Genuinely would rather listen to any woman alive speak about football than listen to Lee Dixon
smellingham stinking the joint up as per fucking usual
the england squad is a fuckin JOKE
sir jude bellingham
Water sponsored by Dr Pepper
>>222408129yes I have
I try to hit about 4 australian standard drinks = 5 UK units and maintain the buzz around thereA bee's dick short of mildly pissed
>>222408125Go to a saloon mate.
Sir Phil McNulpty
zesty deccy
>>222408148can't dispute what he said tho
Cyborg ref lol
>>222408151imagine what goes into air conditioning a stadium like thatmental
>>222408150If he knows what he's talking about then yeah why not
>A bee's dick mogs me!
Barry Kane
Sir Foot Ball
why does the keeper come out far from the goal? bit dangerous innit?
>>222408190cold air mostly mate
>minor typo
Thanks for the suggestions guys but I won't break the law. I'll read about the game in tomorrow's newspaper
why that black man just stop with the ball and let all the blue ones surround himif it was me I would've kept going
>>222408064Literally yesterday
What a mong this nigga is.
See Axel Rudakubana got a start.
>>222408074I dunno, 3 maybe20 units is my 'barrier' where beyond that I usually start making bad decisions and acting like a dick. I don't drink at all now cos I can't afford it which is probably for the better
>>222408092remember chuckling about his name at school then he hurt his back and we were all very serious whenever his name came up
HAVE THAT YOU FICKING ENGLISH CUNTS
i was thinking i’d visit the former canadian colony of washington DC later this summer
gayvid semen
UM!!
Yo Pickford needs to give his head a wobble senpaitachi
Needs more vuvuzelas
dire>>>/sp/155417987
The world cup is rigged against england, what is this shite.
um
Trollololololol
game's gone
the jews did this
Unfair! Ref!!!
right, hydration break then back on it lads
It overs x
Spainooooooooo
Get it disallowed ref
i could of saved thatjust get the ball innit
Sir Keir Starmer we need your guiding hand to correct this injustice
>>222408260would be good if not for that horrifying sauce
Sake
shit gamenever liked it anywhere when is wimbledon
It's coming ACK
proper fucking goal none of that rigged penalty shit have that you scum
my poo came all out all evil and wrongand i missed the goal
Dolazi kući
England have been sloppy and shaky it's been coming
>3 day bantoil from /sp/ for posting british transwoman fucks sake
cancelling my holiday to croatia
england need a penalty, call it in sir keir
>>222408316welshmong is that you?
For fucks sake, they're taking a piss at us.
>>222408336should have made it on topic
Let's go Broatia !!
>>222408349im irish
right time to batter the toilfu
>>222408336that's unfair. they banned me from all boards for making a coompost
Sir Keir Starmer, make the call
>>222408338Same lad when you going?
Pickford's mum took thalidomide
>>2224082193? reallyI has about 14 and I feel horriblebut I'm starting to feel better
>>222408366im not going mate, just said that
>>222408362*kisses you*
This football lark is a bit boring.
>>222407744because we have an insuferrable attitude because we won once 60 years ago and yet we like to think we compare to germany/spain/argentina, plus that double penalty was a refball
croat living in the UK, I'll support whoever makes it further (that penalty retake was bullshit btw)
oim oirsh
haiti had a little bit of an earthquake
>>222408349It’s welshlad not mong
>>222408392just rorke shucking and jiving
>>222408379shame that
*Nursing a black eye*Anon, I never knew you thought that way about me
imagine travelling thousands of miles and spending a small fortune on airline tickets and hotels just to sit and play the Great Escape theme over and over while England loses
>>222408394we don't sign our posts here mate
Is Bellingham the one that keeps falling over and crying?
>>222407784
Foul in buildup no?
sir coming home
What’s the problem? Two fairly equal teams as far as ability and pedigree go and it currently 1-1. Seems about right.
>>222408394no, he's demonstrated he's a big mong numerous times so welshmong is appropriate
>>222408427all the England players are like that
sir harold
omdsss
Good work Kier
SIR SLAB HEAD
2-1
>>222408248have what? another goal from BAME KILLER KANEdon't mind if I do
Games back.A great moment for soccer this one is.
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRTIT`S CUMMING
struggling this much in their opening game
>>222408413Holiday stateside innit
Hydration break? More like "Budweiser Break" because Budweiser tastes like water and is basically just water so you might as well drink Budweiser to hydrate
>>222408436how so
ENGLAND!
>>222408412the joke is she literally said that to me
its coming home has been resumed
>>222408453england doing well is bad for rorke because it unites the country
Ooh he loves his little purple card!
my holiday to croatia is back on
>>222408316U mad
>>222408435ITVX mong!
>>222408427yes, the tall light skin blackie
>>222408456Didn’t know my dad posted here
>can only score from penalties and free headers such a shit player lol
>>222408489
Don't doubt Sir Keir ever again
>>222408436he a cute tho
>>222408464Well done a legit goal this time not a rig so 1-1. Thank your irishman for scoring it.
>>222408480be here the next time he tries to make an argument, you'll see. complete buffoon
>points out she's on the big screen right before it cuts her offdone that slag
me right now
ENGLAND!!
Get the bus parked
I support Croatia but only ironically
>>222408505He's cute isn't he
Sir Home Comer
BOM
Its coming home lads.
>>222408525I am the man you speak of I notice you can’t actually answer the question nice try tho
bellingham is so shit
>>222408500You don’t think Croatia will score again? The England keeper pays for a mid table team in a good year and the entire defence wouldn’t even get in one of the elite team’s reserves
bratty boy is upset after his fall
kane harry kane he doesn't need nocanehe's harry kanehe's harry kanelegs work well without harry's caneWOO
how fuck did like 300k people die in haiti earthquake when they all live in mud huts and shit
One trillion dollars to refberg
>>222408542if you say so. im not bent.
>>222408572The mud fell on them
>>222408552well in that case you'll be able to remember getting embarrassed every time you post. no explanation from me required
This match is making me very angry
>>222408575Oh sorry x
>>222408572Think they slip in those big cracks that open in the ground
>>222408376hard to quantify, 3 is when I start feeling a buzz and then I just feel more of a buzz until 20 at which point everything is blurry and I'm unsteady etc. 32 is my ceiling, I usually can't drink beyond that and if I try then the vomiting starts. I'm not even an alkie, people can put away 70 in one day (two litres of vodka) when they're utterly gimped by itif you feel horrible after 14 then that's good, you don't have the alkie gene and that's great because alcoholics can be grim. zombies who are enslaved by booze and have to keep drinking it to stay alive because they will die if they stop. grim drug
Imagine some little welsh spacker thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks lmao
RETAKE IT
>>222408572not built to british standards
>>222408592hulk smash!
*ball crosses into our half*CLEAR IT FUCKING CLEAR IT
>>222408592Should chop yer bollocks off in anger. Oh wait, too late.
>>222408572that cannot be real surelyalso i've felt earthquakes here it was fun because they weren't very large
>>222408592why hun? our team is winning x
>>222408563You were posting about it being 1-1 when it was 2-1 because you're watching on ITVX, which is 30 seconds behind at least
>>222408592employed woman more like seething tranny!
>>222408606I care
Who is the wokest England player?Who is the rorkest?
score some facking goals
>>222408572I think thirdies just instinctively start killing and eating each other after a natural disaster
>>222408592I felt this way on the argentina vs netherlands match in 2022, just wank off watching the telly.
tie up welshlad and force him to watch harry kane being given free penalties
Finger poo! Finger poo! Finger poo, finger poo, nah nah!
>>22240860570 is crazyI think the most I've had in a day is ~20but I've never got sick from drinking
on me 'ed
get the new made
Utter woke nonsense.
Starmer's finger on the pulse
>>222408622I'm Welsh
>>222408625It’s wasn’t tho was it, it was close but it was till 1-1. Perhaps you’re posting on 4chanX, love x
>>222408678That better not be a man
>>222408618I've felt 6.4 and it's proper reeling, can't imagine what 8.5 feels like
HAVE THAT YOU FICKIGN SCUM
Release the half time oranges
Tottenham have just signed Haaland
fucks SAKE
>>222408678Like ladyboys do you
that fuckin wog got in the way didn't he
Its over
Fucking hell. Game's gone. Netanyahu is behind this
ummy
wheres the facking new
OFFSIDE
croatia holiday is OFF
what a load of shit man wtf
HAVE THAT HOLD THAT YOU FUCKING SCUM
>>222408625Oh now would you look at that xx
oh my days
cor what a game
it's over
hahahahahhaa
>>222408678name?
>>222408691Yeah I've heard over in the Eastern Mediterranean the earthquakes tend to be stronger
Ref, the Croatians are not to be trusted. Take that goal back.
When's Wales playing?
wonder where wales are in this world cup
Ill sprint to the corner store for some milk, brb
u,m
genuinely hope we get raped the fuck out of the group stagesfuck this hellhole island hope it sinks to the bottom of the sea and we can start again
right well
>>222408779>>222408779
get it made ffs
>>222408772cheer up
>>222408772Things can only get better
England population 60 millionEnglish FA budget £500 millionCroatia population 3 millionCroatian FA budget £40 millionStill get fucking embarrassed loooolAre English the shittest “big” country in the world? No other “big” team gets embarrassed like they do again and again and again LOL
>>222408728You've misunderstood me. But you've done me nonetheless. I concede.
come on croatia>>222408808
