first for poo

>>222408779
>no edition
I know it's the wc but you don't need to be a fucknig retard lad

Sir goal conceder

TOOTING

>>>/sp/155419481

What's so funny 'bout jeets, nigs, and paki rape gangs?

i feel "it" after 2 sips of alcohol
to actually feel tipsy or be properly affected i need about 10 units (altho does depend on speed and whether i've eaten)
then by the time i reach 20 units i'm usually pretty smashed
and then usually end up around 30 units and blacked out for hours

>>222408824
CWLTSHC

real winner of the world cup is me
>england wins and I get to taunt foreigners
>england loses and I don't mind because I don't like football

Lads, look, England are shite, the whole world hates the English, the country is dying and you’re posting on 4chan right now. BUT you’re not Welsh x

right

>>222408824
her tits look a bit unusual oh I see there's a penis

England population 60 million
English FA budget £500 million

Croatia population 3 million
Croatian FA budget £40 million

Still get fucking embarrassed looool
Are English the shittest “big” country in the world? No other “big” team gets embarrassed like they do again and again and again LOL!

rain stopped and now the sun is out
hate it

Sir Starmer went for a poo and missed the offside call

>>222408824
I have much bigger tits and a much bigger cock

94th minute of the match it'll be 9-2 to Croatia, the ref will go hang on a second and check the VAR and turns out the croats only scored negative eleven proper goals

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Got 3 day ban on /sp/ for posting spicy images. FFFFUUUUUIU MODS

>>222408824
who's this

Just seen a wee willy winkie

>>222408851
squidward ahh nigga LMFAOOOOOOOO

>>222408824
state of that cock

>>222408845
anti-Serb propaganda

>>222408824
ktim

>>222408849
No it's just a big clitoris silly

imagine how satisfying it'd be to toss the troon poster into a woodchipper, fargo style

>>222408824
lovely clitty and hormone bee stings

>>222408849
she has a concave chest

How long is halftime?

I don't watch soccer x

>>222408845
rorke falling hook, line and sinker for this

>>222408885
Poleaboo is a convicted sex offender so I don't think many would object to that

>>222408893
In America about six hours

get me on the team. I'll score the winning goal

keep getting 15 years old videos in my recs fuck off

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The Sir Charles Napier

So basically one of Sargon of Akkad's towel boys came out with a PowerPoint presentation that said 6 gorillion British girls were molested by Muslims. Every American pundit reacted to this as if it was an official report from the British government. Then an anti-grooming gang activist who just happens to be Jewish came out and said "actually I think there's some basic factual errors in this PowerPoint presentation from one of Sargon of Akkad's towel boys and it will have a hard time standing up to the inevitable media scrutiny" and everyone was like "shut up you, you kike bitch, you look like one of the Haim sisters"

INGERLAAAND

not feeling drunk anymore
should I go to the local shop and buy some more wine?

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currently wanking to anglo angels

AND ITS RORKE TO SCORE THE FINAL GOAL

>>222408924
Same, still getting recommended videos with about 7 views that are months old too

rorke quoting ron atkinson when asked about the team selection

>>222408935
no go to bed you tard what else is there to do

>>222408929
screaming. Rorke is done

right well croatias second goal is clearly offside??????

forgot to have a wank yesterday

>>222408935
Come round mine and get cock drunk

Scots looking up the FA budgets of England and Croatia to gloat as hard as possible after sleeping through the Scotland game because they're STILL mindbroken by English lads bullying their great great great great granddad's 200 years ago

Okay Google, tell me the word for homosexual in Croatian

constantly fantasise about scoring the winning goal in the world cup final

>>222408950
idk there's still a second half of football
I feel like quite drunk but no drunk out of my mind and rolling around anymore

>>222408967
wya lad?

I'm proud to be Welsh

hello chefs what are cheap alternatives to olive oil to cook eggs with

>>222408971
Oh deary me Timmy is BROKEN! Calm down, sweetie, it’s only a game x

>>222408988
only 45 minutes unless you're going out tehre's no point just go to sleep

They think it's all jover
It is now

>>222408973
what's he plotting

>>222408956
no it wasnt. stop trying to cheat England through, its embarrassing.

>>222408998
Butter

Limmy is heeming us on Bluesky

>>222408971
2-2 against Croatia, 1 rigged penalty, 1 free header, encouraging signs!!! encouraging signs!!

right, off upstairs to play pokemon in bed x
good luck england good luck clap clap

mad how fat danny dyer is now

>>222408988
tunbridge wells

>>222409005
ok I'll watch the second half and then go to bed

just flossed and brushed my teeth x

>>222408998
always cook eggs with butter

>>222408996
What’s the Welsh for mental case sex pervert? I need to for a post I’m about to make

>>222408929
250k victims over a span of nearly 20 years doesn't sound unreasonable given the magnitude of corruption within your government that worked to aid the child traffickers


We're continuously SURPRISED and AMAZED by criminal elements in government like Lord Mandelsohn being an accessory to Jeffrey Epstein's rape empire. By choosing disbelief as our default reaction to these horror stories we ensure nothing gets done to remedy the abuse.

>>222408936
thats sesora33

don't like Canadian adverts. they're all wank and poo

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its time for pooscorf cake and coffee me thinks

>>222408998
Plant based spread, butter, plant butter block

>>222408929
Why do you support child rape? Is it because you're brown and the pedos are brown?

>>222409023
idk where that is
anyway I've already said that I'm goint to bed after the football so I don't think I can come

>>222409039
Elton on the side

Humourous amount of seethe in here

>>222408996
Sure you are, you’re so proud you don’t even live here. We don’t claim you don’t claim us

>>222409039
i’ll bake you a cock out of my doo!

>>222409038
poutine?

>>222409040
Shouldn’t be eating that trans fat shite, gaffer. Just normal butter is fine.

>>222409016
yeah?

>>222408929
when you're taken away to death camps i'm going to lie about how many of you were killed

>>222409074
I was born in Powys. I'm as Welsh as you can get.

>>222409066
Zoomers have a lot to answer for in turning everything into seething and coping

Why are we so shit at football despite the Premier League being the most important one on the planet? Is it because the players are all foreign in it?

>>222409054
Remember to drink water x

just got home from a long incelwalk in the sun, i WILL be tuning in for this 2nd half of footy

>>222409101
Colonial powers outsource

>>222409105
I thought Americans didn't walk

>>222409099
Ti’n siarad cymraeg?

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https://youtu.be/RsVziFEWLlM
also waterloo1970 was better than barry lyndon so noow im gonna watch uuuhhh
Gods and Generals! prequel to Gettysburg and see how that goes

>>222409099
I would say someone who was born, raised and continues to live in Wales is as Welsh as you can get. If that’s you then yeah

>>222409103
ok thank you x

>>222409101
forcing foreign mercenaries into the team who dont really care always causes defeats or poor performance. they're deracinated consumers who just want to play in their league teams for obscene amounts of money. no interest in national pride.

>>222409118
im looking too handsome today to not be seen x

Get the orange segments down and get back on the fucking field

>>222409088
Yeah. He's funny but needs to tone the anti-English rhetoric down a bit. He's probably the most successful comedian to come out of /brit/.

>>222409101
Because the manager is forced to pick braindead ngubus and diddy armed spackers

might have a couple of poached eggs on buttered toast
could have bacon and egg butty but cant really be fucked with cooking

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I managed to buy the dream watch

need a platform of sorts to rest my laptop on whilst lying in bed

>>222409120
Stop speaking Muslim, get off this bus

>England win
>THIS IS PROOF ENGLAND ARE BAD IT WAS RIGGED
>England lose
>THIS IS PROOF ENGLAND ARE BAD THEY CAN'T KICK THE BALL GOOD
They're obsessed

>>222409101
only 6 different countries have won the wc since 1966

spare a thought for tiny shit countries that never even get in

I ` m going to MORRISONS tomorrow !!!!!!!
TO BUY
BUTTER !!!!!

>>222409120
R'dwi siarad cymraeg

>>222409124
Shrewsbury is basically Wales. It's Welsh name is Y Amythig

>>222409149
Genuinely disgusting

>>222409158
ewww when did she get these hideous tats

>>222409136
Love this x

>>222409165
Did you know Cadfael lives in Shrewsbury

What a lad harry kane is.

>>222409153
I did this then never got out of bed again

>>222409162
get salted block butter
none of that lurpak shite, overpriced nonsense

Go on Welsh lad EVISCERATE that delusional fool

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>>222409123
Why do south American and Asian trannies pass so well, but white trannies look like freakish mutants?

>>222409182
Need everything but taoism out of business

>>222409182
hahahahahahahhaha

>>222409191
comfiness is a dangerous thing

>>222409182
Why are they so retarded? Is it the inbreeding?

>>222409182
love how retarded islam apologetics is

>>222409182
what a braindead image

Me and rorke are off down the black bull if anyone wants to join us

>>222409182
Just invented a religion that started two weeks before Islam. I win.

Wonder how Spaino's novel is coming along

Oh my days what a goal

>>222409182
Confucianism isn't even a religion

kino game tbf

GOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

would pay preposterous ammounts of money just for a SINGLE whifff of rubys shit

any autistic cringe pooey niggaman in

Decent game this

>>222409267
>>222409265

Feeling extremely angry

GOAL

GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

>>222409265
what do you think its going to smell like lad

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>fanks mistah bellingam, it was a proper good goal!

What the fuck is going on are there no goalies

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>itvx stream 60-90 seconds behind /sp/ thread

fucks sake

OH MY DAYS

Games back. These twats think england is a big fat joke, lets show them.

Ziedy'll be pleased

Please stop spoiling the game x

sir juden bellingstein

>>222409300
he's wanking his tiny pencil dick with two fingers right now

declan muller rice

>>222409313
looks a bit like me except black

Bellingham was clearly offside

it may actually be coming home

imagine if Bellingham went and did it again
scream
go on son try it a third time!!!

sir harold kanewinson

I am gonna troll wales so hard when they play their opening game

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>>222409216
theres something cerebral about the white, romantic lonely farterman
too much test and too much love for all the loneliness, grasping out for literally any company
a good looking white is 100000x more rare than brownmutts and asians

the wrong kind of people try to "pass"
if you were ugly before transitioning you'll always be ugly but a jew doctor wont tell you that his job is to pass you pills so his estimates in sales go up so he can become the liverking and start his self help fake-guru empire on youtube

pill salesmen("""doctors""") in america are all whores and have sex with eachother in return for writing subscriptions in eachother's names for massive bonuses and raises so its a little bit different over there in NA compared to welfare states like sweden and england

Sir Foot Ball

>>222409296
little grammar fact for you
in british english we use are rather than is to refer to collective nouns in this context so england ARE a big fat joke even if kane IS good

kino game lads

cam on England!!!!

>>222409329
Source: a pedo

Sir Called Soccer

Remember when wales were destroyed by bosnia

Not convinced you should be declared world champions until you've beaten every team in the world

i won’t lie my family called me a redcoat growing up

>>222409353
Shut up or I’ll Axel Rudakubana yer maw

BRILLIANT stop by the keeper

oh my days Harry Kane what a goal

>>222409369
Is that why Redcar looks like that

send gordon the FUCK back home

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>>222409300

Needed to get coffee, laundry pods, soap and shampoo all in the same shop
I'm financially ruined
If fear the olive oil may not last the month, if so I know not what i'll do...

>>222409329
the Zutts that Muhammad PBUH (Pajeets Busting Upon Him) got anally bukkaked by were semi-nomadic Indian mercenaries and laborers, they're described as tall and virile whose "penises never tire", and there's a reason why Muhammad PBUH (Pajeets Busting Upon Him) enjoyed getting his butt filled up with Zutt nut specifically:

>Arab pagans believed that ejaculating inside boys makes boys manlier
>Muhammad believed this (he also raped his own grandson Al Hasan)
>Muhammad had the habit of inviting men to ejaculate inside him because he believed that would make him manlier
>one night he invited a group of Zutts to anally bukkake him while his buddy stood behind the Diddy line watching
>the greatest hadith of all time is born

yeah so what it is right is theres 22men on a rectangular bit of grass, quite a big rectanglef grass right and what they have to do is kick a ball between them so that they can then kick it into the goal which is about 15 foot in width and 9 foot in height at either end of the rectangular bit of grass and theres a guy in each of the goals whose job it is is to stop that from happening

Got the Kula Shaker on

>>222409373
England has beaten every country in the world at war. That's why so many hate us even though we showed them mercy after defeating them.

My stream is broken :/

laundry pods feels like a yankism

>>222409329
mad how much of islam is just muhammed making up shite to justify his sexual exploits and to entice the coomer brownoids of his time

>>222409426
you cant stream

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>>222409346
what about AGP? White men with AGP tend to be really bad with transition whereas Asian and South American trannies are good at it because they are gay males transitioning to live a normal life as a straight girl?

imagine how many white girls touch themselves to the thought of Jude Bellingham haha

>>222409402
Pretty sure that skyline is accurate that's looking south from Mile End at Canary Wharf. I've done it before

>>222409426
Spaino

powerape
it's rape-tastic!

wood jellybum

stop sucking kane's dick

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>>222409443

Dallas spurs england supporters club

Association Football

>>222409469
*choke slams you*

>>222409426
https://istreameast.app/fifa-world-cup/croatia-england/39835040

>>222409440
dont know what that is, beauty is objective and that pic is an ugly person

love watching interviews of gambling addicts and their content not sure why have never gambled in my life aside from the odd lottery ticket or tombola

>>222409488
love this nigga

>>222409469
Bah gawd, King, he’s about to jizz all over the ring!!

>>222409488
Open the fucking strait

the game’s gone to bollocks

think my dog fancies my cat
she's always following her around and trying to cuddle her

my twink feet fucking stink

>>222409501
kek

score a fucking goal

fumbling retards

CAM ON!!!

Croatian goalie is a fucking beast btw.

>>222409536
um

pooing

>>222409546
stop dickriding him bro

>>222409415
Do not let the ball through under any circumstances

yeah so what it is right is theres 1 virgin on a rectangular bit of carpet, quite a dingy rectangle carpet right and what he has to do is wank himself off so that he can forget about his wasted youth which is about 25 years in length and 0 fannies in shagged at any point in the rectangular bit of carpet and theres a guy in his mums house whose job it is to tell him its not normal and that he's gone feral

is tuchel related to joseph goebbels

>>222409536
Where's his bulge?

imagine having coloured eyes
I think they must be some kind of master race
they are so much prettier than me and my brown eyes

>>222409560
Just calling it like I see it

>>222409536
kek i have that underwear

>>222409578
fs

>>222409580
In my gob

>>222409578
fuckign scroar

>>222409580
The bigotry of soft expectations.

>>222409578
OPEN THE DOOR LOUIS
ITS NOT NORMAL LOUIS

>>222409578
lol

>>222409568
no
that is one of the main points
put the ball through the goal of the team of the opposing men while also ensuring that the same thing does NOT happen to your team of men

>18 shots on target
say what you want about us being insufferable but tuchel has made us play way less boring, but also easier to punish it seems

End match

why do croatians have those weird names when they're white

>>222409622
Ok

can englel get another goal so the yanks dont pretend them beating fucking paraguay was more notable

Used to be I'd heard *nglish goals being celebrated but there's nothing this year, did they leave?

Intensity has dropped a bit. Sir Keir will be on the phone again

>>222409631
Tell us all what you think white is, love

a female bbc

Wonder how many croatians in the crowd have committed war crimes

>>222409631
They're clearly not white

Get Pickford subbed off he's rattled

>>222409638
They'll concede two in the last five minutes

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consider the moon and venus

>>222409470
;)

>>222409646
Yeah they moved to a nicer house like most people do after a while. You’re still there then?

>>222409653
no im too shy x

>>222409670
imagine my penis rearranging your mums arse guts

>>222409670
the moon
oh yeah

>>222409670
consider the poo and penis

Wishing the best for Jeremy Clarkson in his cancer battle.

>>222409654
science cannot explain this

>>222409670
oh its venus is it? thought it might be jupiter

>>222409670
AI slop

bellinghams dad is white irish so i wouldn't mind if my daughter wanted to date him.

>>222409688
Imagined. What next?

>>222409679
yeah no colonists allowed here in my hood

>>222409695
gp

>this is my message to england, score some more fucking goals!

>>222409680
It’s ok, I am too I suppose <3

id kick it straight in the fucking net i would

total irish death

this has been the most boring game of the tournament so far

I'm the 12th man on this team

how come Jobe doesn't have the same sexual appeal as Jude? Jobe has a baby

>>222409697
probably got the cancer from all those chemicals he sprays at the farm

GOD SAVE OUR KING

>>222409670
rah is that venus is it?
saw that just now thought it was a big star

scots be like am taken a fucken jobe

>>222409720
i only watched France v Senegal and this is much better
2nd soccer game ive ever watched

>>222409700
jupiter never really gets that big
if it's obviously a disc with the naked it eye it's almost certainly venus
you can also tell by where it is in the sky if you consider that venus is generally going to be close to the sun and jupiter is generally not

>>222409736
It's two stars actually

At school when I was in goal I would just kick the ball in a random direction because I can't see more than a meter and nobody thought being a defender was worth their time

>>222409727
jobe has a baby face**

England need a hydration break teamtalk sponsored by Powerade

can only see the Moon outside. the rest is covered by cloud

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oh my days

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>>222409727

>>222409768
didn't notice them LOL little dancing wankers

>>222409768
ummers...

get them raped

>>222409768
/cum/ link up

england need a protein break sponsored by BBC

>>222409755
Had to stop reading mid sentence to rehydrate

>>222409749
interesting
i only thought that because a couple of years ago jupiter was really close to the moon

>>222409353
Thats a good fact right there. Its appreciated.

>>222409670
the moon isnt attached to anything
could come hurtling at us at literally any time
scary thought

>>222409783
Nah it's miles away at all times

might move to croatia

take a hydration break ffs
got a large big gulp sitting in me bladder

Croatia goal incoming

>>222409801
you know what i mean mfer

Bellendham

Got a medium sized Willy but rather embarrassingly large balls. Every girl I’ve gone out with reads me for having ball bag like a farm animal. Hurts my feelings but I’ve never said anything.

>>222409801
blatant falsity

>>222409799
Alri link

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>>222409799
nah it's leaving us
had enough of our shit

>>222409805
I like how they took nearly all of the coast off of bosnia

>>222409810
Same but it's stella

Hydration wank

would we die if Jupiter replaced the Moon

going for a hydration break (doing a cheeky brew)