joseph smith edition
it's coming home
>>222411032everybody dies
my posting has been criticised
it's becoming bameit's becoming bame it's becomingfootball's becoming bame
I was the first woman in space
>>222411030
It gets easierBut you gotta do it every day, that's the hard partBut it does get easierWas that monkey mike from breaking bad?
Just seen this. How dare someone attack lovely Harmony
Very interested in Mormonism, tried to get the big get with a Mormon post in /cum/ but failed. Interesting theology and interesting events and characters in its history like Porter 'The Destroying Angel of Mormondom' Rockwellhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/222219646/#222222247
>>222411052This one needs a rework lad
Football's coming home
>>222411060corrspaff
rolled a yookay banner
i'm ghana watch the soccer game tonight
I am my own reality check.
At my dad's house in France. Have got so much information to dump on you tomorrow and get called a liar and a larper and someone will probably tell me I am a failure in my personal and professional life. Too tired and drunk and stoned right now so just wait for tomorrow when I may or may not be on acid. You're going to love it.
it's raining bameshallelujah it's raining bames
>Nirvana>Poo FightersBoth dogshit bands from the 90s or later and Cobain was a closet faggot.
2 for 2 in the last roundkeep going
>>222411099here s a big fat FOY for you, hope you like it dickhead
>>222411099only good bad from that scene was alice in chainsthey rest were shit
https://files.catbox.moe/37nz7y.webm
>>222411099here in /brit/ we love dogshit
>>222411099>Cobain was a closet faggothe was pretty...open-minded
>>222411015I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
>>222411087yeah is that so? *walks away and enjoys my evening forgetting everything about you and your sordid life*
feel sorry for Croatiathey came so close to winning the tournament in 2018 reckon it's one of those things which may not ever go that well for them again, you have your run at it and then never get that same momentum again
Can the foreigners fuck off
mad how house named the jew
>>222411112Oh he vexed
unwound mogs
Adolf Houseler
quite like nirvana myselflisten to pile more these days tho>>222411149they're good too
>>222411120
Y'all fellers really oarta look into a name change fer yur channel
nirvana is gayhttps://youtu.be/9tkivW_egrU
for me it's slipknot
Okay Google, tell the foreigners to fuck off
>>222411060Cor she's a bit fit then
>>222411164type of thing that only happens to actual dogshit teams
music is gay. i don’t listen to it
>>222411162thx for laugh
>>222411015Did you know that the oldest surviving Mormon chapel is in England? It's a shame that Smith and Young's ideas never rooted more thoroughly, as Mormonism would've been an ideal ethnoreligion for the Anglo-Saxon race.
https://youtu.be/egzF66hDkFs
>>222411189I more meant the>BBC Sportthing
i only listen to acapella
The USA should host every World Cup t.b.h.
what would be /brit/core music
>>222411164wow thats cool did know you could do that
Edition going well so farWould be a shame if an ugly tranny starts whinging to change the topic away from bameball
Reform/Restore will deport most of the England team. You wouldn't want that would you Rorke?!!?
>>222411136>feel sorry for CroatiaI don't>>222411183based
>>222411178i swear there's only like 4 original members still in slipknot now
>>222411197Weren't Anglicanism the Anglo-Saxon religion already?
>>222411191>222411191
Why are there so many fucking foreigners posting
>>222411197Unironically a religion like this could have saved Britain. Anglicanism is too woke and inclusive.
>>222411204Tubthumping
>>222411221go to bed
>>222411221there's been a football match
>>222411112used to love house
>>222411210Reform isn't deporting anyone because they're a bunch of pussies. Only Restore can fix Britain.
>>222411221I'm English I just live here x
Love house (the place I live)
>>222411204https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoua6X1wIdM
>>222411178I DID MY TIMEAND I WANT OUT
FOOTBALLS COMIN OME
>>222411240that stupid faggot detective tritter ruined the show
>>222411221it's called diaspora
>>222411245Based. Wish I moved to Europe before we pulled the olde Brexit maneuver. Bloody impossible now.
messi : 3 goalsmbappe : 2 goalshaaland : 2 goalsronaldo : 2 hydration breaks
>>222411261holy kino. is that an ultima game? what game is this?
restore will unite the diaspora
>>222411060CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>222411233Autism
https://youtu.be/XNCs1x5CDWM
>>222411199ultima has a really comfy artstyle but when you play it the gameplay is proper boring and clunky
sky news headline making it sound like rashford carried the team lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVYlWiFKXEg
>>222411284https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWAYhlL5xE
>>222411283Ronaldo becomes the oldest player in world cup history to drink a bottle of water at the 22nd minute of the game. There's levels to this
>>222411223it doesnt work like thatpart of the reason people invented whackjob religions at that time was hand in hand with capitalist development. it was effectively a coping mechanism for the socioeconomic changes that were happening around them. the people who could cope weren't in the thick of those changes. they weren't struggling as much. the people who were struggling fled and the economic system went with them to spread its own insanity in the free real estate that opened up to them
>>222411318my nigga ochoa will break this record next
>>222411328>>222411223shut the fuck up you complete fucktards
https://youtu.be/QmpXxMto50k
>>222411342Bodied those freaks
nth for the baddiedem
>>222411342not an argument. concession accepted. here's your change sir
Lol, good headline
>>222411378Lmao
>>222411378only works because english say saw like sawr
>>222411378Don't get it
>>222411348pheoar excellent kittingtonshire
>>222411396bizzare fucktard statement from a complete fucktard
If I were King Charles I would:1. Dissolve the government 2. Issue decrees repealing all the dystopian laws3. Order Kier Starmer to be hanged, drawn and quartered and his head put in a spike at the Tower of London 4. Ban Islam and deport wogs
>>222411378phwoar wun of my fave ramones songs
>>222411409i would eat the best ice cream
>>222411398The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
an updateon the humbug track reprogrammin'My Propellor Crying LightningDangerous AnimalPotion ApproachingDance Little LiarSecret DoorJeweller's HandsPretty VisitorsCornerstoneFire and the Thudphwoar propa gud diss wun
>>222411378Bloody hell lol
>If I were King Charles I would:
>>222411378horse racing is not a real sport
Ghostbuster (1884)
Wanking to Peter Hitchens
>>222411068I am. You should. It's a good life. You'd be getting on the ground floor in a place like Spain. You have to be sincere though, get golden plate pilled.
Roe Atka
>>222411443what a patriot
what's a good film i can watch? i watched a bittersweet life the other day and it was pretty good. maybe a hong kong action flick like hardboiled? what we thinking boys?
>>222411396Ah yes, England, that famously rhotic region
>>222411485The Hunt on film4 atmo
>>222411485Hardboiled mate, you'll love it. Classic Hong Kong action flick.
>>222411494the Mads Mikkelson one? never been angrier watching a film in my life. not sure i could go through that again.
i'm watching the footy
>>222411503Nah it's some Hollywood shock about liberals hunting MAGAs
Clint Eastward
Every time I swallow I can hear the grllshllup of wearwax against my eardrum. don't know how to fix it
>>222411409>King Charles I*King Charles III
im juust sTIRRING MY POOoooo~duuhRINKING MY PEeeee~
>>222411511Shlock*
>>222411507same but I'm on 3 hours of sleep and my eyes are getting heavy
>>222411514My advice will depend on what species of animal you are
>>222411555i've got a wee spoon im using to dig out the earwax
how to sail to Australia?
>>222411561boat
>>222411561On a boat presumably
>>222411561*farts in your direction*
>>222411517Haha, but I do wish your current monarch would be a bit more like Charles II during the Restoration, protecting crown and country against the knaves trying to destroy it from within.
>>222411201what about it? that's what it is, BCC sport
>>222411409I'd probably just live in a castle and leave the elected government to do what people voted them to do.
Might join these county line gangs see how much money I can make
Star TreatmentOne Point PerspectiveAmerican Sports Four Out Of FiveWorld's First Monster Truck Front FlipScience FictionGolden TrunksTranquility Base Hotel And CasinoBatphoneShe Looks Like FunUltracheese
in south australia i was bornheave away, haul away in south australia, round cape horn, bound for south australia
>>222411561Crime
>>222411578that's no way to run a country
Can't wank my willy because it is infected
>>222411608why is it infected
thought to myself "mad how there's no good anime, maybe /a/ will know some" and then clicked on /a/ and every single image in the catalogue is of a little girl
>>222411615Wanked it too much I think
>>222411578That’s cucked shit, especially when those elected officials are actively destroying the country and tyrannizing the King’s subjects.
>>222411476I don't think I'll be converting I'm just fascinated in it, I am Christian though so if Mormonism is true I'll end up in the celestial kingdom perhaps but not in exaltation with my mormon wife who had a temple sealing marriage with. Do you live in Utah? If so do you drink Swig?
>>222411197The oldest freestanding structure in my city is a mormon militia fort
>>222411615common during june
>>222411621lad im not exaggerating when i say that i wanked on average 7 hours a day for about 4 or 5 straight years and never got infected. how the fuck did you manage that?
Fun Fact: it's impossible for you to tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue unless you have a cold/flu
>>222411593No law on the high seas.
drinking coke from a tin is the worst way to drink it. it just fizzes up in your mouth and youre just drinking bubbles and then you get the farts.
>>222411627Been there in Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
completed uni without shagging or making any friends, will be moving back in with my parents soon
>>222411637I'll tickle the roof of yo mouth with mah dick
>>222411666good man
>>222411666Good lad.
>>222411655>from a tinI swear this is what a foreigner pretending to be english would post
>>222411666the fate of all /brit/ posters
>>222411655what if i want to get the fartsever consider that
>>222411666ktwm a year ago
>>222411682what does that even mean? it's a fucking tin
>>222411694can
>>222411706i've never ever in my life ever used the word "can" to refer to a tin
tannie slockener
Incel walk for me de lads
>>222411714
lovely fucking tins tinslad
>>222411733im not a tesco webpage mate. where im from we call the gays faggots too.
it is genuinely mental that you could just jump in a boat and go to hawaii or sri lanka or the cape of good hope or the great lakes of north america
uni was easily the peak of my lifecan't imagine how grim it would be to have wasted it and get into the endless toil cycle with no fond memories to look back onit's one of the most based things our society provides, state subsidised low consequence hedonism for young people, all living in a concentrated area, basically lebensbornthen you're thrown into the drudgery of toil
>>222411313Thanks!
>>222411743it's okay to be scottish but pretending you've never heard "cans" refer to drinks is silly
>>222411408done him
>>222411754>6 red bulls a day, every daybollocks
>>222411761the most fascinating video i ever saw was some "thief kazuya or kazuma" vid or something explaining how thievery works on the server a couple hour long episodes of him thieving and showing the macros ofc all those things have changed by now you can never relax
>>222411749really liked the casual intimacy i got to experience in uni. just like sitting in the computer lab with a bird's legs over mine or sitting really close so we're leaned together to whisper to each other or putting my feet up on her chair so they're leaning against her thighs. was really nice. didnt get that sort of thing until then.>>222411764not scottish mate. NI. we really dont say cans over here or it's at least so uncommon as for me to have not heard it used in person before.
red bulls are so fucking sex honestly
>>222411776idk we call them cans heretins for the beans and chickpeas but cans for the coke and beer
>>222411754Impressive. I miss chugging 4+ of these per day back in my 20s. I think I'm too old for this shit.
>>222411783we just call them all tins
why is canslad irish then
>>222411776yeah right well that's fair enough actually and it's a silly thing to argue about so yeah
>>222411754that’s over 2000 tins of red bull!
>>222411773Looks like a really cool server, I'll definitely be checking it out.
>>222411789ah alright well if you're from northern ireland then you're alright in my book so I don't care, call them what you want
>>222411808i was planning to mate cheers
1.5 liters of red bull every day.
>>222411791they say things different down there. we're all like where's the cyar and they're all like where's the cYarwee reference for yiz there boys haha
mental how our language is more subtle than the northern irish languagethey don't have a distinction between cans and tinsis it because they are a less developed people?
The lads
i'm so lonely in my incel flat
>>222411828I'm not lonely because I'm drunk and england won the world cuphow much is your rent?
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth
How was /Brit/s Night out with the lads mine was top notch.
people definitely say tins for beer in england too
>>222411825yeah but when you want to talk to people in second person plural you just say "you" and nobody knows if it's singular or not but we say "yousens" and so people know so who's really the least developed?
>>222411851don;t ahve any ladswas in my incel flat drinking and watcing the world cup alone
>>222411852yeah im south england and we go time for tinnykins tinnypoopoo time. time for our tinnywinnys boys
>>222411849£850 a month
>>222411863LOL ~S~~CREAMING
>>222411849maybe villagers shouldnt be embracing children they dont know ever thought about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_l-9lC20bQ
>>222411869p good for a studio i guessi'm at 1600 because I'm a mong in central london ahahwish I had a friend to be my flatmate so I didn't have to spend half my salary on this awful flatyou must be in some provincial town, right?
>>222411882It's not a studio it's a 1 bedroomI'm in an old wool townForgot to mention my Gran pays for it because if I have to do things myself they worry I'll try to kill myself again lol
>>222411890ah 1 bed is much bettermy studio sucksso you don't have a job?
i want to fuck the robot
I want to have sex with Emma Watson and smell her farts.
>>222411890get this man some black pussy ASAP
>>222411896no because I have bipolar which makes me try to kill myself periodically>>222411897same.
does anyone here use quora? who uses quora? why are people using quora? it must be big because its CEO is on the board of openai. i just don't see how that's possibleit's up there with pinterest for me as websites that should be accounts be dead but somehow aren't
How can a town be made of wool?
>>222411907i go on pinterest at least once a week
>>222411859Get some incel mates they all love a drink. Misery loves company that's why I'm here.
>>222411882you can get a non-studio 1 bedroom flat in newcastle city centre for 900 a month but it's getting rarerpersonally i pay 650 to live alone in a little end-terrace cottage thing cos i live in a shithole
>>222411924You really are gay
>>222411907indians use quora. i used pinterest for a while when i was learning how to draw because it had lots of good little image tutorials and inspos and that but now it's 99% AI
hearing the CHAK CHAK CHAK sound of the villager npcs taking damage as I burn their wool hovels with my flint and steel
>>222411907indian fellas love quora
>>222411924KNITTER
>>222411907women LOVE pinterest, it's like the sims 4
>>222411937hrrm
England has fallen
lining up a pinterest wank
>>222411355cutie
>>222411954a bad omen for things to come
>>222411904ah right, that's luckyI have to work about 10 hours a day, 4 days a week and then I get 1 day a week where I wfh and only work 7 hours and post hereand I have to commute about 45 mins a day, which is quite lucky compared to my coworkersand then the goverment takes a third of my income and then my landlord takes almost half of what's leftand then I have some money for food and stuff and if I don't spend much I might have 20k to put in my isa>>222411932don't want to live in newcastle though
am western outlaw
>>222411954>*puts nail in your tree*whoops
Rorkeypops and his Merry Men
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781708628160651.mp4Is this what it's like in the American south?
>>222411948loved*they all have old pages that are a moodboard they mad ebut no one's using it daily
genuinely have wanked to pinterest before
might join a biker gang
>>222411852tinnies
Had a sensible 6 pints with the lads for England tonight Eating hula hoops in bed
>>222411971who watches porn like thisit's so surreal, like a parody of porn
>>222411971is this what azelia banks is reduced to
>>222411961Sorry ladYou can always move in with me
>>222411981what flavour i just finished some cheese and onion hula hoops
openai just updated its logo
Aspen sex.
>>222411986Dunno mate would probably spend my time laughing then wanking with that shit.
>>222411977How's that possible?
>>222412000Ready salted lad I'm simple
>>222411981get that woke green led shite off NOW
>>222412013is that the red ones
i could wank to paint drying if i needed to wank
>>222411981Bender hands
>>222411986permanently cortisol spiked phonk vertical video montage fappers who for some reason cant masturbait without also seeing people fight racewars on worldstarhiphop
>>222412007sexy gyals
I might be Jamaican ya feel meWagwanLove the spiced rumLove da ginger fiery root beerLove da jerk chickenLove rice n pea tingLove da GANJALove da FAT white gyul bootyRASTAFOREYE BUMBCLART
Do not care about these posts or this thread
kpop desu lads
>>222412042what is rice and pea?
>>222412049KORR
Would lick those pits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO1Oha6n6wMmad how fit she is
Cheered when Croatia scored earlier. I for one don't care for the african playpen that is the english team.
>>222412056even her wog eyes have more colour than mine
>>222412046*starts raping you*
>>222412079Blimey! How rude!
>>222412073the most boring kind of rorke
>>222412075Real bitch face on this one. Feel like she's about to have a go.
>>222411981Started a a bbq 4pm I'm 15 beers in. But It's only carlsberg. Ghana all the way.
happy birthday nick gurr
>>222412056I love how pale these ladies are, it really activates my neurons
>>222412073Cheered when tyrone shagged your mum. I for one dont care about the bbc sluts that are your family.
>>222412093probably because she has dark eyes like meif she had coloured eyes you'd be calling her fit
might secede from the Union and fight for my independence from federal tyranny
texas should secede
>>222411954Don't dead trees just stay in the ground for decades? Or are they saying they're going to chop it up now. This feels like demoralisation.
>>222412119You couldn't secede from your couch you fat blob
>>222412130ktim
>>222412112agreeplease can we have more pale kpop girls posted
Three fingers in my arseFuck I need some rimming
>>222412090>africans and pakis raping white british girls for years>massive document detailing these horrors>still cheers on pakis and africans at footballdw mate you and yours will be getting fucking smashed soon enough traitorous runts
JESUS? BLACK MANBEETHOVEN? BLACK MANTOM JONES? BLACK MAN
>>222412116No, I think this looks fine. I just feel like >>222412075 is frowning at me, and she has that middle aged woman look where she's an annoying girlboss.
>>222412137Lazy honestly you could have done something with the thirty years of hurt line with something about butt hurt
>>222412138Just wait until you find out what white people did
>>222412075>>222412116People in the British Isles have had brown eyes for thousands of years, it's likely even more ancient here than blue eyes.
>>222412149you could have continued it instead of complaining
>>222411015Those people are powerful, I had a friend which was mormon, we hike a mountain for two hours, then he tells me. Jesus is the lord, you are a sinner if you drink. Just shoot and don't share Lego with them!
>>222412146>>222412156I'm just sad that I have brown eyespeople with coloured eyes look a thousand times nicer
fart
>>222412138what pakis do you think are in the england team retard
>>222412157fair point honestly, taking this feedback and reflecting upon myself with this one I had a good idea for the next two lines but whinged about you not doing it instead
>>222412154literally nothing
>>222412169paki fuck off
Leftypol sat outside, enjoying a curry and a pint, watching the Footy with his matesRorke sitting alone inside eating his cold baked beans on toast. Fuming that black people exist.
>>222412145The last one is almost true - he is welsh so that's close enough.
https://youtu.be/HYltn5FNAos?si=i90rpOoFkDTkQS_u
>>222412169that's zayn malik
>>222411700>Fascinating that this advanced machine does not appear to understand the fundamentals of electricity and electrical circuits that makes up its entire being.human beings are similar in that we are required to go to school to learn what atoms are and how our brain functions. Very few understand neuroanatomy
>>222412138Bro mad cuz he wants some of dat bbc :skull:
Rorke googling wmbf pornLeftypol facing terror charges for holding up a sign
>>222412185just reminded me of that lad who spent years ranting about the welsh being black because he got embarrassed when he said catherine zeta jones was mexican or something and people on here corrected him lmao
>>222412173dont know i dont support them cause its filled with pakis and blacks
>>222412090joyless and permanently seething, it's fucking bleak
>>222412181I'm not a paki
>>222412187not available in USA, what is it x
>>222412182Screaming it do be like this
my bulldog is fixated on the screen whenever I'm playing video games, but he's uninterested in the telly when it's playing films or telly programs or when someone else is playing video gameshe seems to specifically love watching me playI swear he knows it's me making the stuff happen on the screen somehow
>>222412194me: watching the footie :)
Want to trifle through Emma Watson’s underwear drawer and sniff her shit stained panties.
>>222412160Mormons have their own lego company called Brick 'em Young which is a play on words of Brigham Young https://www.brickemyoung.com/
>>222412216dario but not hot
if I was president you could only make buildings with bricks or adobe
>>222412169I get you bro, but you can still have children with blue eyes so whatever.
watching wmbmwm dp
>>222412230"Bring me Thanos"
one of my moves is to pretend i cant work out what colour a woman's eyes are so i have them look at me and i lean in close and they get really flustered
>>222412221okay so this is a cute post
>>222329134>>222329134>>222329134
>>222412169Women actually prefer dark eyes and hair in general anyway
>>222412268they actually prefer dark hair and light eyes
>>222412268>Poland>not the CongoFake map
>>222412236...yhthat's the pointbrown eyes just make you ugly>>222412242probably not>>222412268ok thx mate I believe you
>>222412262this has never ever been funny
that's the friggin old
>>222412262wanker
>>222412207rorke at work explaining that he didn't watch the england game because of pakis(?)
>>222412303Bold of you to assume he's employed
>>222407713>>222407713>>222407713
>>222412294If you're European, you have some ancestors with blue eyes, you absolutely can have children with lighter eye colours. It's just not guaranteed every time.
>>222412286There's one which was polling just women but I can't find it right now
>>222412338>>222412338>>222412338real
>>222411625You'll get baptized at least a hundred years after you die. In the case, make sure to accept it in the spirit world when asked by mormon missionary ghosts. That way you might make it to the celestial kingdom. The terrestrial kingdom is reserved for good people and is basically what Christians already believe heaven is anyway so you'll go there either way if you remain good. Also yes I am from Salt Lake City UT and had Swig the other day.
