>be Anglo>see large stone structures in North Africa>immediately notice they look kind of like Stonehenge>begin theorizing and writing treatises about Celts in Africa, pulling so much bullshit out of your ass you're rediscovering last year's Christmas pudding>ask the local people about them>they're actually just ancient Roman olive presseslol
>>222412387>ask the local people about themIf you asked them then that ruins the fun in making fanfiction, selling your pet fanfic theory as definite fact and forming a career off it.
>>222412521Based take
>lol
>>222412387>immediately notice they look kind of like Stonehengelol they didn't know celts came literally thousands after stonehenge? crazy so much of scientific racism is literally just headcannon
>>222412387dont olive presses look like this
reminds me of the ghost wheel in israeldated to 4700 years ago but no one know anything else about it
>>222413076people used to think great zimbabwe was built by the phoenecians because blacks could've never built such a "marvel" and cecil rhodes had one of the zimbabwe soapstone birds taken from there and installed in some university in south africa as a reminder of previous "caucasian" presence in southern africait's pretty funny because pretty much any racist today would make fun of great zimbabwe
>>222413651i guess its kind of remarkable what with the dry masonry, that requires a lot of precision. the inca had similar ruins at machu pichu. it could be considered a wonder of the ancient world. there arent many of those from sub-saharan Africa
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>>222412387>>they're actually just ancient Roman olive pressessure they are...
>>222412387kinda looks like stonehenge
>>222413651>great zimbabweuhhh what was so great about it, exactly?
>>222412387The locals were alive when the ancient Romans built them?
>>222413952how would the illiterate locals know?
>>222413998Hmm... perhaps celts build it!
