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yep this is the one
oye cabrone, you shouldn't think ill of Japon, wey
That's more like it, thanks Mexibro
only zoom zoom should be allowed to bake. these bakes are sad>previous thread: pedophile OP>before that: haha funny black man>hundreds of gooner images of mediocre looking women. at least choose someone attractive
You guys are so autistic about the new thread every time even though it doesn’t matter at all.
coming up on real incel hours
Zoom Zoom news were too good for us. He's way too good a poster for this god awful general.We let incels and cringe losers bully him off making news and now look at what we have.
>>222413324Chill out cyclist, I'll bake the next one without a trip like I did with the Hitomi thread
steers and queers
>>222413329corr good kittingtonshire diss
>>222413330I can tell you're a jeet because you have zero respect for /cum/ culture
LEAVE ZOOM ZOOM ALONE
What’s the /cum/-approved strategy for unrequited love?
creampies!
>>222413364Asking if you can watch from the corner
>>222413364What is the context
wanna see a youtube video of sumwun asking white liberal female joni mitchell fans about her blackface period and calling mohammed ali a "jive-ass nigger"
>>222413364BAD SNEAKERS & A MARGARITA MY FRIEND!
>>222413266
watching Evangelion with a big fat slug of heroin
>>222413387For me I do the same with arty trannies and David Bowie's Nazi era whenever they mald about Kanye
>>222413385My love is unrequited
business idea: free zoom zoom creampies
>>222413407>My love is unrequitedWho is she, girl from work, school, etc?
They’re calling it “the most based post of all time”:>>222413399
We used to have better cum personalities
yeah life is literally all about getting pussy and appeasing pussy prove me the fuck wrong you
>>222413416Yeah I’m just being an asshole. Girl from work. She’s not interested. And I get wayyy too much of a crush on women I need to see every day.
>>222413399This sounds like my Uncle's suicide attempt if he ever decided to cross the line
>>222413427STFU LEONARDO
Dead thread. Weird.
>>222413428>She’s not interestedIs she single and does she know she likes you? If not, then you have a chance.>I get wayyy too much of a crush on women I need to see every dayThis would be my problem too if I had decent looking women around me all day but alas that's not the case
>>222413440Do you want to be my fren?
Damn :'(
What if Nazi Germany invaded Africa instead of France & the Low Countries in 1940 and started recruiting the general population under the 'MEIN NEGER' program?
>>222413450She’s single. She’s hasn’t realized that she likes me yet and I don’t think she ever will.
is zoomzoom a white trash twink? is that what I'm understanding here?
>>222413465yes.
Ella Langley is kinda the queen of /cum/
>>222413465He’s kinda like a pygmy marmoset that sits on your shoulder and whispers into your ear.
>Mr. President
Maybe The Thing was the friends we killed along the way
>>222413462>She’s hasn’t realized that she likes me yet and I don’t think she ever willYou never know until you make a move. Might as well if the stakes are so low.>>222413465>is zoomzoom a white trash twinkNo but I do know some of them online, surprisingly they're good people.
EVANGELINE EVANGELINECURSES THE SOVLOF THE MISSISSIPPI QUEENWHO STOLE HER MAN AWAY
>>222413468I’ve heard her song Choosing Texas. Didn’t realize she was hot.
where my gamers at
>>222413477corr love marmosets so cute>>222413468for me?debbie harryemmylou harris
>>222413489I fell in love with Emmylou Harris singing that song in The Last Waltz.
>>222413501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E1idDBbQconot American, but idgaf
dinenr
>>222413516so fucking what, not your fucking business bitch
>>222413517in my culture dinner is very important, it's about eating and sharing with familia
>>222413477I fashion myself more of a tamarin given they're my Mom's favorite small monkeys. I'd also probably see myself as a Gorilla when it comes to apes given they're my Dad's favorite and I loved the One and Only Ivan as a kid.
great movie
I eat family style
Just discovered Portuguese speakers call Jeffery Epstein "Jefreinho'" and that it makes him sound like a Miami Vice villain
you ever just go loco
>>222413547sounds incestuous and illegal
>>222413557Brazilian Portuguese has had many influences from Italian, which explains Leonardo's name.
Papas con Chorizo
>>222413568
>>222413484I appreciated this post
>These wyte folk fear a brotha wit a fadda
gocksteinnnnnn
>>222413533Beautiful moustache
>>222413515i relly like her songlily pondwhimsical beautifulhas the spirit of van morrison inside but like short and sweet to the melody of twinkle twinkle little star
>¡Ahhhhhh HAHAH HAHAHIIII LOS NEGROS PELIGROS!
Can the thread please pick up soon? We have Zoom Zoom here and everything, please start posting more.
>>222413485Make a move? What, are you crazy? I ain’t got no moves. I post on 4chan bro.
I wish I wasn't a weird autistic neurotic freak. I'm so alone I fantasied about having friends the other day.
>>222413597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_b1sf5HnYdelicate British songs are a particular interest of mine...tho this one's a take on Donovan by a bunch of SF residents
>>222413616>Make a moveJust ask her for her number and say you want to hang out sometime
*sucks teeth*Zoom zoom a fruity pink pony club ass nigga fr
killed two roaches in the kitchen just now, they come out at dark
>>222413633PINK PONY CLUB I'M GONNA KEEP DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB DOWN IN WEST HOLLYWOOD
>>222413631I’m too scared. You’re gonna have to coach me through it. I’ll wear an earpiece. It’ll be like one of those movies.
Zoom Zoom de Arizona
The girl from The Ring died :/
>>222413620corr wud shag middle wuns arse
>>222413700Spoliers!
>>222413664charge of light brigade innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipnpFTZftgthis song was created by homosexuals and while I wouldn't exactly say it rocks...it yachts! Yachts hard!
Who cares about politics, what's going on with Pokimane!?
>>222413700wow very naturally beautiful wiki page picturebetter den vapid thots of todaynumber of significant films early careervery sad liferip
>>222413737>what's going on with PokimaneI'm shocked she hasn't just settled down with a sugar Daddy. Last I heard of her she was malding about getting old like many a Millennial hag.>>222413707Yes indeed
kissing zoom zoom under a tree
Does life ever hit you like this?
Making zoom zoom eat a really strong edible and get way too high and scared and then giving him a bath so he’s all clean and smells nice and tucking him into bed comfy and safe for a good night’s sleep.
>>222413747She was also Lilo from Lilo and Stitch
Zoom zoom and I made out once
>>222413737She's getting piped by an asian or she's a beard for an asian. Something about an asian last I read
Remember when I told you the only people who like zoom zoom want to fuck him? I was not wrong
>>222413782zoomzoom is frothing from his mouth because asian guys are stealing his white women
ngl zoomzoom is a boring lolcow compared to Jason. at least Jason was mentally ill and we could exploit that, zoomzoom is just a normie who has been rejected by the normies.
>>222413766I got scared because you forgot to put the Ghibli movie on and left me in the scary nightmare dimension of Arizona
>>222413790>zoomzoom is just a normie who has been rejected by the normiesI'm not a normie lol I'm just good at putting on a happy face
Why exactly did Pokimane become popular? I don't watch streamers, but the few clips I saw she was a living caricature of some boring vapid bitch whose sole interest in life is shopping and luxury brands.
Zoom Zoom is actually straight. I know because we run trains on bitches together on the weekend. Very infrequently do we rub our wieners together.
>>222413804She was kinda hot once and she talked nerdy
>>222413792Which Ghibli movie would be the ultimate comfyzone? I say Porco or Kiki.
>>222413804>Why exactly did Pokimane become popular?zoomers, as in, mexicans and indians find her hot
Stop posting fucking weird shit about Zoom Zoom. We finally have a cool ass /cum/ personality and you guys are being cringe about it.
>Zoom zoom is actually straight
AND IS THE SOUNDTRACK TO OUR LIVES THE BANG OF A SLAMMIN' DOOR?WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE ALL START TO FEEL LIKE NOTHIN' MATTERS ANYMORE?EVERY DAY LIKE A CHAMBERED ROUNDA TRIGGER PULLEDA HAMMER CLICKA BREATH WE HOLDA WORLD OUTSIDEI CAN'T CONTROLNO MATTER WHAT I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anything in your pockets that's gonna stick me poke me or rape me?
>>222413803you are 100% a normoid who longs for acceptance with the normies.
>>222413840>I DONT RAPE NOBODY MAN!
>>222413840UHHHH PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION, SIR! YOU'RE NOT ASSUMING THE POSITION! YOU'RE IN NON COMPLIANCE!
Pokimane's first stream was in 2013
>>222413864I gotta ask everyone man
I would be a great normoid if social anxiety and personal shame didn’t rule my life. But I could never quite make it in that world. So I’m a falled normoid, cursed to a life as a 4chan guy. I feel like one of those guys in Davy Jones’ crew from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Like half-man, half-mollusk, and half-merged into the hull.
You watch baseball these days and all the best players are hitting .230 while AAAA utility players are near .300
All the smart girls become vtubers so they're forever young. But then you have to have some personality and talent to stand out.
dinnae ken wah ah pokimane is
Im quite upset with toilberg
when you're tripping balls, then why not listen to a guy who's shredding the fuck out on his sustain pedal at your very house? and if this were Soviet Russia, would any of those concepts exist at all?
has anyone seen zoom zoom's gock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9unKAUbpgQ&t=1340soh, right
>>222413914I’ve seen his penis as my own penis after entering his mind in a Being John Malkovich type situation.
Not fond of how many homosexuals are in this general
>>222413926was he getting piped out by some giant BBCs in every hole as far as they would go but even farther
BRRRR and moreover SKRRRT!
why do zoomers dress the same?
>>222413941Nah he was just chilling, eating barbequed roadkill gila monster on a stick.
Time to smoke some marijuana and become violently high
>>222413949This and unintelligible Spanish is what I think Bad Bunny sounds like
>>222413965Gonna listen to some music? What do you do when you get fried? I like some easy video game and some music.
>>222413898Gah bih dah
https://youtu.be/y0xY9goKEpctonight's jewtube
>>222413816>Which Ghibli movie would be the ultimate comfyzoneIf I were having a bad trip and needed to be comforted probably Only Yesterday, Whisper of the Heart, Yamadas, Kiki, or Rosso. Gun to my head probably Only Yesterday because it reminds me a lot of both my Mom and myself and that makes me very cofortable even if it also makes me very sad.>>222413860>longs for acceptance with the normiesI fucking hate normies I just want to find the people like me
>>222413989Nice fox outfit fren
Gonna get drunk and kill myself
Why the girls in hentai always crying
Zoomers are so fucked up as a generation I don't want to even know how Gen Alpha is panning out. I wonder if we'll start seeing feral humans again soon.
God help us, the worst spammer on /tv/ is back nearly a year after I got him rangebanned
brb bedrotting
>>222413993That channel is run by a shitlib faggot loser BUT he does upload some videos showcasing the worst shitbag cops around too. Vancouver famously went from having some of the best, most effective police in the 1970s to now the worst, most violent or cowardly cops in the country. Entire lower mainland deserves to be vaporized.
I just literally said to myself 'you think I'm MOVED by this display?' in the bathroom like in a Scorsese movie, and it was in English
>>222414064do you live on Victoria Island
dude
>>222414092Keanu, tho, brah
Just made an OC edit, what does /cum/ think?
>>222414082Victoria Island is up in the arctic, and no I do not.
The odds of me jerking off tonight are rapidly increasing
>>222414106I've never met a tall black person before
Any midwesterners around?
>>222414139>In South Asia, the average adult height is approximately 165 cm (5 ft 5 in) for men>The average height for an adult African American male is approximately 5 feet 9.3 inches (176 cm) They aren't tall, jeets are just short
How would you tackle this spread?
>>222414106This is a blue board
>>222414169This ain't 4channel
>>222414169Nigga got out the magnifying glass for a closer look :skull:
>>222413803so do you also go around handing out notes to random girls in your university gym and running away from them like a little girl or what
>>222414157That pizza is entirely too much crust
>>222414157send it back and get one without ONIONS (which are DISGUSTING)
>>222414157I wouldn't because it is an AI image and I can't eat imaginary food
>>222414187That is an acceptable amount of crust.
at least I'm not a total cunt like Osho
>>222414198Most food product photos are fake.
>>222414110I meant Vancouver Island, which contains the city of Victoria
>>222414157Red pepper is disgusting, so id just go for the bread and beer
oh, you can't afford a house??what are you?some sort of RACIST?
>>222414208No I would never live there. The province of BC is a haven for leftoid trash and this includes AIDS-riddled drug addict scum and communist boomers. The Island is full of nouveau-riche boomer assholes and felonious deviants avoiding arrest by living in shacks in the woods.
>>222414219Leftoids spent decades in my country pretending immigration did not have ANY affect on the housing market whatsoever
>>>/gif/30801051Remember when this happened in your cunt? People are shitposting here who weren't even born at the time.
>>222414270I was 4 years old, but I remember it happening and my parents watching it on TV.
Neline from Dairy on the Prairie just off-hand mentioned she is six feet tall. She can't just do this to me.
I did, I actually read the WASP novel about the cult takeover in the Oregon town, alright?
>>222414270No but I do certainly remember the one above that post
speaking of WASPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4QwwiQVBY
need shleep
>>222414151yh
>>222414316masterful
westernized asian girls legit make me want to puke
All of these "World cup tourists react to the USA" is actually just rich people reacting to lower class lifestyles. They don't even know their own countries have versions of Wal-Mart and Cost Co.
I looked up Canada's provincial flags and I found this image. The ordering is telling, and strongly suggests a "most important" (Ontario, Quebec etc) to "least important" (territories, Nunavut dead last) ranking, from left to right.I wonder if some official reasons were given (or could be given) for this linear, total ordering. The middle is more interesting. PEI would seem to be ahead of Saskatchewan, as shown.
>>222414316
>>222414364Ayo this nigga prefers geisha girls!
>>222414219It's too late, the damage has been done. At least the upcoming racewar will give us a chance to get to Valhalla
I like drinking warm flat soda. I prefer it like that the best. I hate when it's cold and fizzy because it hurts to drink. I buy them warm or if the 2L is cold I put it in front of the window and wait until it gets flat and warm before drinking it. Apparently this is weird, I never thought much of it until my friend called me strange for this.
>>222414391??
>>222414186>do you also go around handing out notes to random girls in your university gym and running away from them like a little girlNope, never have>>222414364It all varies widely by ethnicity and locale>>222414270Has anyone found lolsuperman yet>>222414211Red pepper has the most nutrients though>>222414208Had a good friend growing up from Victoria
>>222414381The art ones are all GEMERALDS
>>222414375Look at all that flagkino and then for the national they chose a fucking leaf
>>222414397she's at whole foods
>>222414391OMNISSIAHSAVIORREDEEM USMAKE US WHOLE
Canadian government banned swastikas in public, we are European now!
>>222414375It's the order in which the provinces became part of Canada following Confederation in 1867. Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick are the original 4, everyone else followed in the order you see those flags. Newfoundland wasn't even a province until after WW2. In terms of importance, the flag order makes no sense really. Ontario is objectively the most valued and leader province, it runs the entire country, but Quebec is objectively the worst, most worthless, hated, and non-contributing shithole of a province in the entire country.
>>222414375>I wonder if some official reasons were given (or could be given) for this linear, total ordering.It's in order of when they joined Canada or were created
Alcohol and weed are the gods’ way of nerfing me
>>222414442For me, it's being 5'7
Got a master's degree in puppetry and circus studies How fucked am I?
>>2224143191. Should I move to Michigan 2. Does Michigan have pretty girls 3. Rank the midwestern states
>>222414375I’m pretty sure they were attempting to order the provinces by the date they entered confederation, except they made a small mistake; they appear to have accidentally switched the positions of Alberta and Saskatchewan.
>>222414455They're all junk
A fucking duck
>>222414452you're all set, we live in the age of bread and circus bullshit. you can be a ringleader, are you comfortable stuffing indians into a giant cannon and firing them out of it?if not we can offer some instruction.
>>222414474I saw this posted on some slop history page and jeets were absolutely losing it in the comments about how evil the Britishers were (Mughals invented the punishment)
>>222414391The goyim love their panopticon
>>222414458They both joined Sept 1, 1905
fuck bloody basterd fuck bloody benchod bloody
I thought it was cool to be Don Fagen all until I read their 'open letters' to Wes Anderson & Luke Wilson...Jesus Christ!
>>222414488Not him but Alberta joined 3 days earlier than Saskatchewan but the legislation Saskatchewan passed retroactively made them both join on the same day.
I will never be a great person. I will always be mediocreEven if I hunkered down and studied something in depth 24/7 it is too late
>>222414503this country's history is just one big pile of gay legislative and bureaucratic bullshit and paperwork holy fuck
I would apply to MAID in a heartbeat if i could specify that I want a hot filipina nurse to sit on my dick until I die from exhaustion
>>222414519you can be great in love and bravery and kindness and gentleness and heroic ways, we've got computer for doing anything you need to "study" cultivate your heart
>>222414526Everything in Canadian history after the Upper Canada Rebellion was just done by legislation lol
>>222414542Shut up bitch
>>222414455that looks american as fuck
In a flash of lightning. Then a damp gustBringing rain
>>222414151The late Justin Townes Earle had a fun song about Flinthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXUn7YLoKw
LOIRAMAXXX????????????????????
loira da buceta loira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwouzFuEMKIhow come this song isn't more well knownI mean, c'mon, it fucking slaps, right
We should skip summer and go straight to winter
>>222414503>>222414526Another way of putting it is that they legally joined on the same day, but Saskatchewan delayed their ceremony by three days so that the Prime Minister could attend both the Alberta and Saskatchewan ceremonies
in order to draw non-gay rainbows I do>blue>purple>red>orange>yellow>green
>>222414629How about required that you draw an anus farting out a mixture of shit and cum on top of the rainbow to make it a gay rainbow, or else it’s just a regular rainbow
My existence stopped being real right around 2022
Hola
>>222414651hola senorita
Why won't you let me have sex
We live inside a dream
>>222414655you simply don't deserve it.
>>222414649mine stopped being real the minute i was conceived
>>222414655OPEN THE LEGS
>>222414662EVEN NAGASHIMA CASTERUIS BUTTU DUREAM WITHIN DREAMOHHHHHHH
>>222414647>How about required*requiringRaped by autocorrect again…
^the raped.png
>an anus farting out a mixture of shit and cum on top of the rainbow
What's your favorite samurai movie? I love old samurai movies!
I got sick of filling my mattress with air so I bought one that I can fill with ants instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0drF5zsTecQ
>>222414708does antbergstein talk to you at night?
some of you niggas really be sleeping on air mattresses or beds full of insects just be homeless ffs
my mattress has cum stains
>>222414662nightmare
>>222414732so does your pillowcase
I'm gonna make an rc air boat for my fishtank. Take that chynuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmjzxODwGcMTom Scott & the LA Express have no breaks!
>>222414704Cool it with the homophobia, chuddy
You're getting older why are you wasting your limited time on this shithole
>>222414749it was joever from day 1
Why are you gawking at me you dumb bitch just take my order you gawk one more time and I'm stabbing your stupid foid eyes out
>>222414759you sure she wasn't gocking at you?
Ever smell one of your own farts so good you almost cum?
>>222414739no my pillow has blood stains from my acne
>>222414775it almost sounded like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nt-efRpjlQ
>>222414775my farts are stinky
What jrpg should I play next?
>>222414778>>222414778
>>222414785Me and who?
Ah the old try and tickle my balls to get me to cum faster trick. Oldest trick in the book. You didn't count on me being stone cold though now did you?
>>222414455>Should I move to MichiganDepends what is your job/skillset>2. Does Michigan have pretty girlsLol no, at least not for a while. Michigan is a Rust Belt state so its population skews older and less healthy. Very pretty country though.>3. Rank the midwestern statesFrom worst to best: North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, South Dakota, Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Missouri, Wisconsin, and of course Minnesota.
>Ever smell one of your own farts so good you almost cum?>no my pillow has blood stains from my acne>my mattress has cum stains>I got sick of filling my mattress with air so I bought one that I can fill with ants instead
>>222414789WE DON'T JUST WANT AIR TIMEWE WANT ALL THE TIMEALL OF THE TIME!
>>222414749/cum/ is the only social interaction I have in life anymore
I think perry the platypus was supposed to be a beaver, because his front paws are paws and not webbed.
>>2224148032 of those are mine
>>222414805Same here, we should probably just do a suicide pact at this point
what kind of idiot doctor let me come out of a womb alive
>>222414749
>>222414827as opposed to arguing with some drunk in a tavern and having him cave your skull in with a giant glass beer mug, as was the fashion at the time?
>>222414823hwell it was under them pleiades that you dun were spawned, ayup
>>222414834VGHsoul...
>>222414823We tried to abort but you survived
Big black butts
>>22241486315
my penis is 3 inches long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqtjTWGVNHYalso, this song, man
>>222414865interesting..... go on......
>>222414877Better learn how to eat pusssy
>>222414877
>>222414891
>>222414900MOOPS
i have this lingering feeling that im destined to be a priest
>>222414906
>>222414913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IdgICxjkoahhh if I were ye I'd first consult the Clancy Brothers, me b'ye! HAHAHHAHAHA!
>>222414918
>Indian tourist dies after falling from horse drawn carriage in New York
>>222414929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M50at-LyEt4look at dis shitit Celtic shitayo
>>222414930im going to guess he feel on his neck and the fracture crushed his windpipe
>>222414930LOL
>>222414953*fell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixxC0Wq6mGoCanadians would do well to enshrine such a gem
>>222414865Long brown hairShe's so sweet with herGet back stare
>>222415023not sure why you saved this image but its pretty gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7mwx9J5z3E
>>222415029it's in my ylyl folder
slovenia anon, i asked chatgpt to tell me more about your country, and it told me that you were big into bees.tell me more about the bees. what is your favorite bee? are you a honeysseur? approximately how many bees are in your possession at this very moment?
>>222415039Hungary has more bees
>>222415037Millennial foid humor
>>222415039I am fully determined to order a bag of haggis off amazon and eat it for hogmanay!
>>222415053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM0s7wh10mUalso, Jesus Christ, wtf, omg
>>222415062Why did people stop making posts like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE5FGxrlvyk
>>222415107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-D1n3NxR9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U5VIcQpdHE
>>222415140>>222415140>>222415140>>222415140New
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