foden edish
250,000 raped girls
Sir Poo Taker
>>222413650fodey fodey
2500000 gang raped little girls
sir posted the 'last ever /brit/' gimmick after the new was linked
>>222413674iloveher
Have a medical question for Bulgaria
fodiepops
I have green eyes
>>222413692ask away
>>222413681
>>222413697
>>222413709If I add methylene blue to creatine... will I die?
Hey soul sisterAin't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereoThe way you move ain't fair you know
>>222413716:)
>>222413727
>>222413726
neoliberalism
Do you think if we used super AI to build a heaven for people, if you went to heaven and then left or got banned, normal life would feel like hell?
https://www.tophtucker.com/blankfein/
>>222413716:D
>>222413726great song
>>222413674corr would poo in herface vince mcmahon style
>ages 0-5goo goo ga ga, extremely based>6-8was a happy little chadlet in school even if a bit awkward at times>9-11discovered runescape and was having a blast, but my autism was beginning to reveal itself>11-15full on proper autistic retard spaz, was getting bullied a bit but my entertaining class clown status balanced it out>16-18started becoming self-aware of how grim and shit my life was, severely depressed and insecure, hadn't had female interaction for YEARS>18-20still a depressed weird loser, very low social status, looksmaxxing and thinking about how I will lose the virginity one day>20-22huge breakthroughs in all aspects of my life, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, was a shagger chadlite, in this moment I am euphoric>23-26met gfberg, finished uni, was a NEET for a year, wasn't shagging birds nor making money nor consistent with gym, alcoholic druggie, mentally slumped back to being a depressed teenager, dark ages of my twenties>27-28 (now)the dark clouds have cleared and slowly turning things around
>>222413709can excess calcium cause kidney stones?I’ve heard conflicting info on this
neoliberals on the prowl
>>222413764What happened to your gf?
>>222413797still with her
no fucker asked for your incellious life story you boring cunt
>>222413800Oh I got confused because you said you weren't shagging
>15 minutes to load stellaris>freezes and then crashed after 5 minutesbravo paradox
>>222413809baited for this exact response
neoliberals on the prowlaryan beasts roaming aboutleftypol vs rorke type shit
fuck off and die you annoying spastic
>ages 0-5spastic mong baby>6-13sheltered child>14-22depressed:/
>>222413837Can’t post this.
In a British accent the du in duty rhymes with jew.In an American accent the du rhymes with poo.
>>222413848Get that sorted nigga. Don't wait to sort.
>>222413852for us it sounds like dew tea but i realized americans also don't pronounce dew like us and say doo instead
>ages 0-5 Fat baby>ages 6-9Weird kid>ages 10-12 (today)Boring nerd
>>222413861erm how do i do that x
Cody bro it’s your doody as an American citizen to vote, bro.
gimmick idea: not making some of the worst posts of all time
ello chaps
>>222413872s
give up on everything except /brit/
>>222413880love love LOVE this feline
I like that Jay Dyer has abandoned the 80s synthwave music that he used to have for his intros and instead has chosen a combination of 60s spy music and techno rave music. It is much better.
Need Emma Watson to use my tongue as toilet paper.
oh mcafee oh mcafee
>>222413873FINALLY someone asked. My life is utterly fucked and I don't listen to my own advice. No self-medicating. 1) Walk everywhere you can within reason vs driving/public transport. 2) Mindfulness. Get an app or buy a book or take a class. 3) Pick a pro-social thing and pursue it single-mindedly. Work out steps and follow steps. Easy wellbeing juice. If none work, meds.
John McAfee
>>222413925are you the vocaroo yankee
>>222413899Jay Dyer is a narcissistic moron and you are borderline special needs and have latched on to him as a surrogate father figure because you can't tell the difference between true masculinity and a devious con artist who happens to be handsome.
I asked Jay if he likes Autechre and he said no not really but he said he likes Underworld though.Underworld is very good but Autechre is better.
>>222413933punted that runt
>>222413933you're a roman papist aren't you
>>222413933And how does that make you feel?
sir fabio cannavaro
>>222413947Are you a big fat bloke? Gluttony is a sin, you know.
>janny active in the thread>catyank active in the threadHmmm.
>>222413954really interested to know just what the series of events was that led to him being in uzbekistan
Got a haircut booked at an expensive barbers near me at 10 and am honestly open to taking recommendations for hairstyles.This is the length I'm working with, just woke up so my hairs a bit messy.
>>222413956No I have a tall and skinny physique like Super Hans in Peep Show.
>>222413964Supreme Leader
gf of any race or nationality but nice and sweet and not fat
Having a think
>>222413764me its0-11 completely normal11-16 bit of a freak but the unofficial head of a consortium of freaks16-20 dumped by first gf, lose everything, suicidally depressed, flunk A-levels, work menial jobs21-25 reconnect with friends, recover and make it into uni, good times26-27 completely crack and drop out, become worthless slugman NEET wretch
>>222413933truke
>>222413968The Kim Jong Un trim?
>>222413964why cut it seems fine>>222413966What do you think of Baptists and Pentacostals?
You might recall Underworld from their track "Dark Train" which was used in the 1996 film Trainspotting when he is in having heroin illness in bed.It is a great techno track.
>>222413990>it looks fineBack and sides are getting a bit long for me (hate hair hanging over the ears), so you think I should stick with this style?
>>222413976why'd you drop out
wish my hair looked that nice
>>222413900pu screm
>>222414005I guess you could get the sides shorter but the top seems fine to me
>>222414031alri lad cheers will do
>>222413950dont get it
>>222414028Ktim
Autechre music would be good in a David Lynch film.
>>222413971would be nice wouldn't it
>you are borderline special needsnah nigga my shit be all retarded fr fr*starts screaming and hitting myself*
>>222414008you know i'm honestly not suresuspect i might have a deep seated fear of seriously applying myself to anything because as long as i never truly try i can tell myself i didnt really fail
>0-94fairly normal>95-110warning signs>110-120full on neet failure
do you like my sword sword my diamond sword
When you feel my heatLook into my eyesIt's where my demons hideIt's where my demons hideDon't get too closeIt's dark insideIt's where my demons hideIt's where my demons hide
>>222414044mate lynch is properly into transcedental meditation and eastern mysticism, you should think he's demonically influenced or something
managed to bump into morrissey after a gig about 10 years ago and he was lovelyhe told me I was beautiful
>>222414050laughed at this>>222414037o7
I asked Jay Dyer if he likes Kraftwerk and he said yes I love Kraftwerk so we do share some music taste but I don't know why he doesn't like Autechre.
>>222414069Well, he isn't into that stuff anymore
kinda funny what a linguistic oddity the word "adze" isbefore the Great Vowel Shift words like glaze were pronounced glahz, that was the pronunciation the -ze suffix originally indicated. adze alone kept the old pronunciation (adz) as all the other -ze words shifted.looks weird as fuck though
>>222414067imagine dragonsalt jtwenty one pilotsfallout boygod they were all such shite
>>222414077That's so cool, you should also ask Superman and Batman if they like Kraftwerk too. That would be so based if they did!
Its my 2200th birthday today
>>222413674
>>222414096bizarre lie
we went from people believing friendship between the sexes is impossible to this in a single generation
>>222413674could heem this jap bint in a fight
>>222414102Not a lie though is it
everyone is cutting and I'm bulking
>>222414114I'm doing neither
>>222414114just no need to get that big is therehe was already ripped beforenow hes just grotesque
begone, knife-earyou shall not receive my cum
>>222414114not being satisfied with how he looks on the left has to be mental illness
nigerians might be the stupidest people on the planetnever seen a single one that looked or acted like it had an iq above 60
>>222414077What do you say to the allegations that Tsar Nikolai II was a homosexual cuckold who liked watching Rasputin plow his wife?
>>222414127>just no need to get that big is thereyes there issheer intimidation if people don't fear being in your presence, you need to get bigger
>>222414133KSI
>>222414142absolute unit
>>222414129yeah it's called manletism
>>222414142honest question, how old can someone this big expect to live to?his blood pressure must be through the roof
*leisurely strolls into /brit/*
>>222414146proud englishman not nigerian
>>222414142if he wanted to eat that woman, she could not stop heri don't think anybody could
>>222414155funny thing is is that he'll likely outlive this retard >>222414114
>>222414134That's bollocks m8. The bolsheviks made up lots of propaganda against the Tsar and Rasputin and this is proven fact.The bolsheviks were very evil satanic people in fact they were the synagogue if satan.
>>222414163yes and you can see she knows it and lowers her gaze when He approaches and who would you rather be, the woman or the unit? QED
rorke has been nerfed
>>222414114Chadlite to bloatpilled ogremaxxer
>>222414158I drive a black renault zoe!
I was the maisieposter on /got/, miss those threads
>>222414114It's not funny, this man has a problem.
>>222414200if i had her to wife i would be so happy it would make her look depressed by comparison
>>222414210sybau
>>222414218shan't
>>222414203all cars are the same nowadays
>>222414200
>>222414213yes, he can still fit through doorways
Used to work at McDonald's and there was an Indian with a thick accent who used to sing top 40 pop songs and I genuinely pissed myself laughing when he started singing party rock once
there should be some sort of delicious food that i can eat
>>222414059IQ ranges or what95 here
>>222414222you're up early this morningwhat's the plan for the day then?seething in the morningfollowed by seething in the afternoonthen a bit of a snooze before the main evening's seethe?
>>222414103Really appreciate the reddit screenshot mate
>Searching for posts that contain ‘jay dyer’ and in ‘us’. 751 results found.
never been more proud than when I got 99% on the IQ test
>>222414142>sheer intimidation
I am at least twice as smart as half the posters here.
s
>>222414162done him>>222414166rasputin as a real historical figure is bizarre, the closest person to him in the modern day is Durek Verrett
>>222414155i think thats AI mate
>>222414249a third worlder would watch this webm and start muttering wildly with abject fear
>>222414263you'd piss and shit yourself if you met that irl
>>222414262even so, there are people that big irl
>>222414166you just dont care that lynchs films are heavily influenced by mysticism and occultism then?
>>222414268no i wouldn't, i would brutally heem it in one fell blow
Mad some of the stuff my phones autocorrect can understand
I find smokers attractive actually
Jew Liar
>>222414268suppose it depends on the context, if I was with my mates walking home from the pub probably notif I was alone on a forest path, maybe
>>222414235that's my age x
>>222414221why did they do that
4am tranny bum sex
>>222414273I am aware of David Lynch's esoteric proclivities yes and it was bad. Tramscendental meditation opens one up to demons.It is most unfortunate.However he was a very talented filmmaker and one of the greatest American artists.Also he was redpilped on certain things such as nine eleven and NASA and Jack Parsons.
>>222414280Smoking does look cool and attractive but they don't stay attractive long. Once shagged a 50 year old smoking pub bint and her breathe was foul and she had a wrinkly ballsack face and her voice sounded like when Danny is possessed and saying 'Redrum' in the Shiningmy stomach still turns when I think about shagging her
>>222414295corrrrrrrrr
>>222414296right so demonically influenced art is acceptable to you as long as you enjoy it. thanks for clearing that one up
>>222414222she mindraped you
>>222414305coming across as very reddit right now m8
>>222414299>Once shagged a 50 year old smoking pub bint and her breathe was foul and she had a wrinkly ballsack face and her voice sounded like when Danny is possessed and saying 'Redrum' in the Shiningmate why
scranning a cheese like a smelly frenchman
>>222414280You'd love Slavic women then, they smoke a lot
>>222414307gp
sir uzbekistan equaliser
Sir Abbosbek Fayzullaev
honestly think nick rochefort is in to swinginghe brings it up to many times and sam always goes dead quiet when he brings it upvery weird
>>222414312dont know whats reddit about trying to establish a shred of consistency. hes the one always droning on and on about how demons are everywhere
>>222414331you're reddit for even wasting your time talking to him
>>222414314she still had an absolutely insane body and I was very very much not sober
>>222414254Negroes only care for shiny trinkets and status symbols. A negro winning the jackpot lottery will be back in the poor house within a decade.
>>222414254me in the middle
i'm a redditor
>>222414361mental how someone as adorable as this is responsible for mindbreaking so many here
might have a grapefruit and see how it affects my drugules
sir luis diaz
going to get maccas
>>222414368mould drives a man insane
looking for an investment of $500k to blow myself up on a boat. any takers?
I'm a compulsive liar and have yet to be ever be caught out on a lie.
>>222414296why does God allow Satan to exist if he is omnipotent and all powerful?
>>222414374bizarre lie
>>222414294Besides aerodynamics and safety regs, vertical integration in car manufacturing is dead, barely anyone makes their own parts anymore. They just assemble components and entire systems made by the same third party suppliers (Bosch, Continental, Denso, Valeo, etc.).Cars have arrived at the same place laptops have been for a long time. No one cares if you buy a Dell or an Acer, it's the same shit inside depending on the specs. Car buyers have been more retarded and brand loyal, happy to pay way more for effectively the same car with a more prestigious logo, but even that effect is fading now. It's part of why euro car manufacturers are in so much trouble.
>>222414374I wonder how many people know about this now due to those latinx shootersAlso this made me kek
get alternating muslim and mormon adverts on youtube
>>222414389mundane truth
what do maccies workers do at 4am when there's absolutely fucking nobody around
>>222414389and we're just supposed to take your word for that, i assume
>>222414321
Culturally speaking, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>222414413wank eachother off
>>222414415Good find
>>222414415Thats got to be a windup.
sir brazilian twitterposter
>>222414413Overnights were chill once the managers knew you weren't the type who'd tell on them for letting you stand out doing nothing. They used to just say make sure to just randomly wipe surfaces with a towel and inspect things for the cctv in case they're ever checked.Honestly the only thing that was bad about this shifts was winter when you'd basically never see the sun.
>>222414418bunda or GTFO
last time i did a late night maccies visit there was a gato in there
39 year old single man looking for single woman aged 18-25
>>222414415Does she know that she can ask him out on a date?
>>222414236typed that many words hitting the ''' button only to get glossed over while simping for the fomo icemonkeylol
>>222414413take the bins out, then vape
>>222414456you are mentally ill
CHUNE ALERT CHUNE ALERT CHUNE ALERT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAvYYnYY8ms
>>222414456you know nothing about british culture and don't belong in this thread
>>222414464>>222414470keep simping for semi-yellow icedancer+social media campaign
>>222414415>and of course, sex (as they say, it never wears off)don't know what she means by this
icemonkey sex
Sex with Emma Watson involving farts.
>>222414477Continue to seethe
>>222414484some faggots look at this and get uncontrollably angry
>>222414477icedancer mentioned
evil sex.
someone post an image guaranteed to make me seethe pleasefeel like I need a good seethe
>>222414477sup mouldie
>>222414468love this song always listened to this version personally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0oFPPEC33Q
>>222414506no
so it's heathernonce with the swedish flag?
How can I make £1,000 a day
and then i woke up
>>222414529no
>>222414531sell your bootyhole
>>222414506
>>222414529Yea
>>222414531gambling
>>222414531join the united states military
why is there another swede upset about alysia (or however she spells her name)
idea: raccoon girl's raccoon striped pubes
>>222414559beauty is so fleeting
wanking my 1 inch shrivelled up penis with tweezers
it's a three-pronged attackwe've got liminal, subliminal, and superliminal
>>222414563i'm in, may even braid them
>>222414560aint no swede
>>222414560it's Heather atrocity, who despises any kind of race mixing between white men and none-white women but is also obsessed with black men.
cutting off my 8 inch monster cock with a hatchet
>>222414506>>222414588
>>222414583maybe not>>222414584but why, it seems so pointless
>>222414531Join the 1000 quid a day gentleman's clubhowever you have to qualify, and be vetted by current members. following successful completion of the aforementioned tasks, you will receive your 1000 quid daily
The new Halo CE remake does not understand why the aesthetic style of original Halo CE was so good and memorable and the liminal atmosphere. The remake has generic Unreal engine aesthetics and thus lacks the cool vibes of original game.
>>222414603heathernonce is legitimately actually truly mentally illyou won't ever derail him from his obsessions, he just gets bored and moves on to another obession
>>222414484>>222414495love her, simple as
>>222414620shame he never got bored of this site
>>222414613halo is gay
So you ran with your pals in the sunYou turned aroundYou were aloneAgainAnd you ran back to MaWhich set the pace for the rest of your daysOh, you ran back to MaWhich set the pace for the rest of your daysOhuoh, oh, you ran back to MaWhich set the pace for the rest of your days
>>222414624cloning tech can't come soon enoughwe all deserve one
The King James Bible uses the word piss in 1 Samuel chapter 25. Did you know that?
learning pointless information that ill forget in 5 minutes
>>222414578kek this is me
>>222414642>Does he know?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XX9XdAsMFwo?is=_jFVs5H8SyIkQXO7scream
Henry Ford was awesome Freemason, of course
think i've got cte from posting on /brit/
>>222414689yes i know she is already a clone but there's only one of herthere needs to be more so i can marry her and costa rican bro won't miss out
No one:Heathermong: Give me one reason why we shouldnt have a white aryan earthDrake: Shes in love with who i am back in high school i used to bus it to the dance
>>222414698screamed so hard I shot out a tonsil stone
>>222414691lmao
>>222414698>>222414699Did you know this? >>222414643
foden looks like a kind lad tbf
i got hoooooeeeees caaaaalllliiiinnnn a young nigga phoooooooone
>>222414698copying down this post into my good posts journal
might join a masonic lodge
hate it when they sprinkle flour on the top of a loaf
funniest heathermong obsession is the asian earwaxfunny because he constantly posts about how east asians have dry earwax caused by a mutation that prevents them from getting BO like that's apparently a bad thing
>>222414733he’s mental
>>222414714rorke unprompted at christmas dinner
starting wearing leather jackets and slickimg back my hair and have a goatee now and my mate says I look like a vampires henchman
>>222414733for me its the fact he genuinely thinks ziedy is his mate meanwhile ziedy as mad as he is can barely disguise his contempt for him
https://voca.ro/12nC8pp5UrIP
>>222414757the least believable thing in this post is that you got a mate
>>222414733Genuinely wonder what his beef is with East AsiansHe seems to hate them the most of any race
>>222414761kek, ziedy once replied LOL to a post that said 'sup mouldie' to heatherplastic
>>222414765sup mouldie
>>222414761scr
>>222414773He's an incel who noticed that nerdy white blokes can easily get Asian gfs and that makes his unlovable botched worthless self seethe
if you could wear rorke around your cock would you wear him arse-first or face-first
Rorke cracking the twin prime conjecture and inadvertently undermining the encryption of all modern databanks.
rorke using his indicators when turning
Do this with fresh toast to avoid toast sweat making your toast damp
>>222414757
>>222414826be quietfool
>>222414831this lad wants your toast damp
just downloaded a one million terabyte file
munching on soggy toast
sir damp toast
wringing out toast sweat into my mouth and throwing the rest away
new one >>222414857>>222414857>>222414857
>>222414850s
SEX 65: LEAGUE OF SEX
swedish poster power hours >>222414778>>222414778
>>222414860very very early
>>222414899sorry i tried my best :(
early pird gets the worm good morning from Sweden
>>222414922it ok x
>>222414942
hi
I love you!
>>222414991*breaks down sobbing and throws myself into your arms*
>>222414994he is coming for your greps
>come to /brit/ with an urgent post>almost but not quite time for the newevery fucking time
>>222414857>>222414857>>222414857
>>222414857 >>222414857 >>222414857
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
