why do yts obsess over mushroom picking?
>>222419263no black people in th forest
>>222419263did you know that the actual mushroom is the roots, while those pictured are the reproductive organs i.e. penis. this makes white people extremely gay desu
>>222419263This is deeply rooted in our culture please refrain from laughing at it and calling it gay
>>222419263How did you get my photo
Looks like a redditor but with mushrooms instead of a nintendo switch 2
>>222419263Chinese do it. Probably others too...
Basket on the right looks good, the other three not as much
>delicious food just lying on the ground waiting to be picked up and eatenGee I don't know
He can't be carrying all four baskets himself. That means his cameraman is not a mere cameraman, but a foraging partner, and one who has been cast out of frame to make him look cooler.
>>222419383most shrooms that grow in the forests nearby me are poisonous and inedible :(((
>>222419547I'm suprised your climate allows for any mushrooms to grow. They like moderate temperature and moisture. Italy seems too hot and dry.
Theres lots of huge fields here were sheep pasture. You can just go there and find clots of 4-8 huge psychedelic psilocybin mushrooms. Easy pick 150 and your pockets full in 15 minutes
>>222419632>Italy seems too hot and dry.they only grow in autumn and spring around here, one of the few edible ones are chiodini which are not so bad in a risotto tbqh
>>222419733For me, it's rydz fried in butter. Good with everything and solo. But it makes you piss red.
>>222419317mmmmmmm penis cooked in butter and onions
the anglo fears the fungi
>>222419263never seen yts do thatnordics love it tho
>>222419340Curiously tuned pattern recognition, Oliver
It's free food that you can find in the forest which means that no pesticides were used to grow it.
>>222419855It's very comfy walking in a forest and pick mushrooms.
Browns & blacks just won't get it
>>222419999i wish i wasnt physically disabled
>>222419263I hate mushrooms but I go with my girlfriend and sister every year because forests are cool.
>>222420315>I hate mushroomsvpn off sarr
>>222420315I never liked them either but I always enjoyed picking them and giving them to family and friends
>>222420410Not liking mushrooms is like only eating pizza and not liking sauce
>>222419263Its a good excuse to spend time in nature + free food.
>>222420447The sphinx and her riddles.
>>222420447I want to ankh her isis and thoth into her osiris
>>222419263Almost every second person does it here. And probably almost everyone here was doing this for millenniums. So I don't know what are you talking about.
>>222419317Did you know that when you eat a fruit, you basically eat a pregnant belly?
>>222419263It runs in our blood
>>222423156Imagine being a bear, minding your own business as you eat berries in the forest and she comes around looking for mushrooms.
I like to forage for Jew's Ears in the winter, they taste nice in a good beef stew
>>222419263Why is he so greedy? Leave some of the rest of us you cunt!!
>>222423156Estonian women look like this? fuuuck
>>222423156>tfw no pure tradwife to go mushroom picking with
>>222424896>>222424917It's a Russian porn actress.
>>222419263My mom picks herbs but she's always been scared of picking mushrooms. One time a mushroom picker we met in the forest gifted her a very big white one but she just gave it back
>>222424952Russian women look like this!?
>>222423156Russians claim to suffer while collecting mushrooms with their virgin 10/10 bride.
>>222419263anglos don't
>>222425166>>222424830mong
>>222419263Gnome maxxing
>>222419263lack of food
>>222425311hell seger
>>222423156Pls come to Finland to sell mushroom.
>>222419263I bet his wife made some top tier stews and soups with those
>>222419953They accumulate heavy metals in the mushroom body. Never pick next to roads.
>>222419263to get high
>>222426087Not all of them do that.I once ate some semi-poisonous mushrooms by mistake. They were considered semi-edible in USSR. Basically there's nothing bad in them just like that, but they have some protein or whatever that never leaves the human body after entering it. So if you eat it a lot and regularly it will lead to accumulation of it, which can be pretty bad.
>>222419263Have you ever gone out into the woods in the mist after a few days of rain, quietly harvested a bounty, then lovingly cooked a mushroom roux over pasta for dinner? Guess you gotta be white to understand.
>>222426087Indeed, or near human settlements in general.I was referring to mushrooms that you can find in forests, away from roads or villages or fields or factories.
>>222426167Morels?
>>222426366Googled the shroom I ate. I was probably a bit wrong about is wrongdoing, but it's still not really healthy shroom."Paxillus involutus" it's called.
>>222426617If you're not absolutely sure it's better not to eat it at all.Here an entire family died from mushroom poisoning, it was on the news a few years ago.
>>222426652The mistake was we thought it's edible.
>>222426816people used to pick these for food in many countries. the biochemistry knowledge that they are not good for you is not that old, so some people still think these aare good
>>222425166Anglos only forage for aryan blood