whats a secret you will take to the grave in your country?
>>222429707afomtmtdchutsarwasasswabhgabhohbrnmfbodmfgfuathootdiwctybanaafahtf
despite years of anti white posting...I am not actually black
>>222429707I'm not saying because the feds are watching
>>222429933It's just fun
I'm gay.
>>222429987Why take it to the grave, why not just live your life?
>>222429707If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore
>>222430219I won't disappoint my family any more than I already have.
>>222430270please love yourself, little burgerbro
>>222429707I dickflashed a lot of times but I was underage
>>222429707I'm bisexual and I used to experiment with men in my youth when I was afraid of women and rejection. I'll have trouble keeping this one a secret because I'm an up-and-coming star of our local right-wing party's youth organization and our leader has high hopes of me participating in professional politics, rumor has it they want to nominate me for the next local election. I'm pretty sure this fact from my youth will be uncovered during my campaign
>>222430359you'll be fine, bro
>>222429707I killed a man
>>222429707Once sharted myself, well actually I’ve done it twice, the main one I’ll take to the grave was sharting before a flight which I didn’t notice at all since I just thought it was a fart and it wasn’t until we landed and got to the hotel where I desperately needed to poo did I realise it It sounds impossible but I hope somehow no one noticed the smell
>>222431144someone definitely smelled your shit, probably some poor bastard in the back that got blasted with the AC shart air
>>222430359Team Braun, Bosak czy Mentzen?
>>222430359>I'm an up-and-coming star of our local right-wing party's youth organizationA tale as old as time itselfWhy are rightards so self-hating
>>222430359Bro you need to come forth with this. You're gonna get blackmailed with this, live as a slave and compromise our republik. Come out or get out of politics.
>>222430359You could spin this though, you 'converted' back to the 'right' side. after witnessing the degeneracy on the left. you were a victim of leftist rhetoric etc etc. play your cards right and it will even give you more credit as you are experienced and know how systems push young men and woman into nontraditional roles and relationships. (not in their own intrest) it gives you an edge politically as you can argue better against leftist-ism and woke-ism. as you came 'over' from that side. an attack vector that you don't know what you are talking about is hereby moot and ideologically you prove yourself to your own side, builds trust as you can be honest about your past and lived experiences. plus this is useful from an argument side, politically speaking. also this can't be used against you in the future as another anon said. trust me twist this the right way and it can be your greatest strength in the party and not your greatest weakness. Remember that before the third Reich came Weimar. you experienced this on a personal level.
>>222430359>I'm bisexual>I'm an up-and-coming star of our local right-wing party's youth organizationAnon......
>>222430359many such cases
>>222429707one time, i was out with this woman, a friend of mine. we got very drunk. we went back to our hotel and sat outside. she laid her head onto my lap. i decided to take her inside. I really considered having my way with her, but I didn't. I took her shoes off and put her into bed and went to sleep myself. but the secret is i jerked off in the bathroom and nutted so hard it broke the toilet. we left the hotel the next day i never told the hotel staff
>>222433516>nutted so hard it broke the toilet?Bro is Hulk
>>222433634
>>222429707This thread is a paradox. It is IMPOSIBLE to answer it correctly. Even if you have a secret you want to take to the grave it will be PUBLISHED as soon as you click "Post" so youn won't take it to the grave.
>>222430359the entire right is just self hating fucking tards
>>222433904i realized a couple weeks ago that politics is just the catty drama between closeted and open homosexuals
>>222430359so you're just an average alt right
>>222429707i take estrogen for my hairloss
>>222429707I shit my pants in the city and nearly cried in an office bathroom waiting for my parents to come get me a change of pants and underwear
>>222430359You see this could have been avoided if you experimented with just one person you loved and didn't act like a manwhore.
>>222429707One time I accidentally pissed in my ex instead of cumming.
>>2224303599/10 bait. look at all those (You)s
>>222438283
>>222438283First time trying a condom my gf jorked me until I pissed in the direction of her face but the condom stopped it filling up like a big yellowish water balloon. One of the most humiliating moments of my life.
