beep edition
canada more like cronemadafuck me nearly as bad as france
just don't like you-know-whats
>>222435913speedrunners
The word "fatiguer" trending on X.
Yanks haven't won a war in nearly 40 years. I'd say our chances are good
canadian leg broken
fucking hell that's bad
small snackette before bed
Should've had the cold Stella before the cold cornetto now the beer will taste weird. Maybe if I smoke a cig first it'll be like a pallette cleanser
>>222435902Sir, that is my wife.
king von was so based
>>222435960
Another wuppa garn down the hatch. Might stay up until the Makerfield by-election result is announced.
>>222435924true
>>222435967Yeah?
>>222435960a post so terrible i expected to see an Australian flag associated with it
Young Bob is such a fucking mongRestore had no chance of winning but this little retard probably cost them their deposit
just gone and broken the exes heart and I feel bad about it
lot of bangladeshj slaves about to be battered tonight back at home
What's up with Poleaboo these days?
>>222435960yummers
>>222436007he posted something a couple days ago and it immediately got deleted
>>222436007operation yewtree
>>222436007Killed himself
>>222436007getting his arse plugged by that grim rorke bloke isn't he
>>222435982you guys were already broken up though so now what did you do
>>222436000Not going well for Canada then?
F
holy tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQz0z6CUG8
Watching Holocaust documentaries for ideas
>>222435941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu7yiUvBmDs
>>222436047fi dead
>>222436047that shit broken
>>222436050its nohttps://youtu.be/uuNTO31FlY8?si=ZoJe404fTDbQ5neF
>>222435962he had natural charisma, even the cops and guards liked him before he blew up in fame
>>222436047qatar got a red card and they broke a nigger's leg? lol
>>222436047im so mad
>>222435955Still never tried a Stella Artois chocolate ice cream float. Read about it years ago in FHM or Men's Health I think.
>>222436047i see shit like this and i'm glad i was never the sporty type
>>222435313like i said
Sir Leg Breaker
The man kicked the ball?
>>222436052The music hall, a costly bow
qatar are dogshitcanada would be getting punished by any semi competent team
oi omelanda!
nth for the gyaldem
>>222436087kicked a leg actually
>>222436071Allah's revenge
dont like canada, not one bit
OH MY DAYS
>>222436047blacks dont drink milk you see what happens
>>222436047wheres the challenge
>>222436087he won't be kicking one anymore by the looks of it
bro tier sikh in the crowd
BLOOTER
Had that song "Bodyguard" stuck in my head all day even though I haven't heard it in ages, and even back then it was just to see Chevy Chase playing two recorders one through each nostril. I should check out more Paul Simon stuff seeing as Bodyguard is such a great tune. One of my favourite baselines as well where it all just stops and plays that mad baseline.
>>222436092'OMELANDER
>>222436109
why do mongoloids think qatar is some based country when they have the largest us military base in the usa (or did anyway, LOL)
>>222436138https://youtu.be/8r3IHDr7M2s
>>222436146>think qatar is some based countrynobody has ever thought qatar is based
>>222436146no one thinks thatyou made up someone in your head to argue with
>>222436146in the middle east*
>>222435902jno
>>222436146Bizarre made up scenario
>>222436146why do you pretend to be spanish
>>222436146mindraped post
>>222436129Forgot picYOU CAN BE MY BODYGUARD I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL
>>222436149>>222436152>>222436161>>222436165mindraped rightoid mongs are always accusing anyone that doesn't like israel of being paid by qatar >>222436162i never have. i'm british and i live in spain, as i've proved multiple times
>>222436177>accusing anyone that doesn't like israel of being paid by qatarNever seen this once
>>222436177are spanish people as brown looking as people here say or do they look normal
let's go shaffelburg
>>222436148Screaming
>>222436168It's not called "Bodyguard" surely you know that, having looked up an image of the music video
https://youtu.be/65f30cw6Geo?si=p2-ll3Oj7PRbG7OZ&t=151Safety First song from back in the day
>>222436182then you don't pay attention >qatar carlson XD>>222436188they're browner than brits but not like pakis
>ages 0-5goo goo ga ga, extremely based>6-8was a happy little chadlet in school even if a bit awkward at times>9-11discovered runescape and was having a blast, but my autism was beginning to reveal itself>11-15full on proper autistic retard spaz, was getting bullied a bit but my entertaining class clown status balanced it out>16-18started becoming self-aware of how grim and shit my life was, severely depressed and insecure, hadn't had female interaction for YEARS>18-20still a depressed weird loser, very low social status, looksmaxxing and thinking about how I will lose the virginity one day>20-22huge breakthroughs in all aspects of my life, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, was a shagger chadlite, in this moment I am euphoric>23-26met gfberg, finished uni, was a NEET for a year, wasn't shagging birds nor making money nor consistent with gym, alcoholic druggie, mentally slumped back to being a depressed teenager, dark ages of my twenties>27-28 (now)the dark clouds have cleared and slowly turning things around
>>222436047oh shi
>>222436209anything browner than a brit is a paki though
>>222436217ok
>>222436217Didn't ask
not a single letter
>>222436219paki cope
>>222435902uhhhh do not panic!
bro is hysterically angry at imaginary arguments nobody here has ever heard of
So weird that when lefties decided they hated Israel, they had to pretend right wingers all love Israel. Can't agree with people on the right about a single thing because they're pure evil, but also can't support Israel after the constant actual evil shit, so I guess we just pretend right wingers like Israel.
>>222436146>>222436177>>222436209mate what the fuck are you talking about
SCREAMING
>>222436217saw this yesterday
>>222436228cool
anyone managed to lucid dreamrealise ill never be able to be who i want to be in my real life but if i can do it in a dream and maintain the same 'story' in it id be so happy
>>222436198I was just pretending I thought it was called bodyguard for a laugh
>>222436257one of the most pathetic posts ive ever read
>>222436257i did it once and started shagging some bird but got nervous and woke up
>>222436248quite obvious really. if you've never seen a pro-israel person accuse people of being paid by qatar then do you even internet?
isnt canada mostly irish, chinese and indianswhy does their squad look like the deepest darkest congo
>>222436138Was he expecting an oscar?
Mihai- PatriotHomealone - PatriotMikey - PatriotHeatherpaedo - VampireEmmett - NationalistSpaino - Mental retardMousey- EugenicistEmployed Woman - A scary manCanslad - RetardEmmayank - RetardLeftypol - TraitorBelgiumnonce - VampireGingernonce- VampireRorke- Next Level Moses
just had 4 portions of pancakes standing up eating, cooking, and then eating some more
>>222436233not reallyif youre darker than a brit then i dont think youre white
>>222436266you realise you're in /brit/ yeah?
bladee - be nice to me but you're in the bathroom at a party
>>222436270>a scary manRoooooar
>>222436257Yeah but not intentionally, you have to get up before REM sleep and then go back to bed like an hour later. I've done that inadvertently and ended up lucid dreaming, so it seems to work.
>>222436278lots of wogs think like this
>>222436267lots of caribbeans from both english and french former colonies and also black loyalists and freed slaves from the US
>>222436252whereof one cannot speak thereof one must be silent
>>222436288im not a wog and i think like thatdont know how you can see someone darker than a brit and think youre the same kind
Mad how queer used to be a slur, now it's what they use to call themselves.Reckon they'll be calling themselves poofters and faggots by 2060 if the Muslims don't kill them all off by then.
>>222436257Yeah I do it pretty often. Inevitably I just end up flying around cuz it's cool.
>>222436271How long have they had levitating mixing bowls in Sweden?
>>222436279yeah, and i'm british. wog cunt. what are you? half greek half chinese? obsessed with black people and post about bbc in ebonics? 70% chance i'm accurate here
>>222436267>irish, chinese and indiansthey don't play football
Mihai- Homealone - Mikey - Heatherpaedo - Emmett - Spaino - Mousey- Employed Woman - Canslad - Emmayank - Leftypol - Belgiumnonce - Gingernonce- Rorke- here cum de hotsteppa (murrrrrderah)
>>222436305Have I not sent you flying enough times for one day?
mad how theres a republic of the congo and a democratic republic of the congo
>>222436296>dont know how you can see someone darker than a brit and think youre the same kindwell I can, because i'm Whitesince you're brown its obviously a lot harder
>>222436313AARRRRYYYY PO'AH
calm down shaffelburg
spaki melty
>>222436333if he didn't have TMAU he would have been on the slave labour all his life
>>222436332i have light brown hair and blue eyes and i dont know how you can look at someone from france and spain and think you are the same racedenmark or norway sure but theyre some of the few exceptions
>>222436334are you the swedebro who posted about ultima yesterdayim watching that video on thieving you tallked about its interesting
>>222436324s
5-0 at some point surely you just forfeit
HURRY UP AND COUNT THE VOTES BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>222436329might go there and make another: the leftypol republic of the congo
>>222436355yeah now picture someone putting their fucking item in a box, hovering it outside their inventory on a mouse and hiding it from you permanently while theyre doing everything else including running from youinsanity
>>222436360forfeiting is a 3-0 loss so they may as well now
You're all so funny. I don't believe you're friendless virgins
was it the last world cup or euros when southgate intenionally had 3 black players take penalities in a row to try and weave a 3 lions narrative and they all missed
>>222436305does it actually feel like youre flying
>>222436376anyone who believes that has an iq below 90
>>222436377never actually flown in real life mate so i cant say for certain but you get all the stomach churning sensations you get from rollercoasters and that
>>222436333There's a worm in his pizza.
>>222436388why havent you flown?
>>222436376Euros>>222436384We all fucking saw it dickhead are you trying to rewrite history now?
>>222436377have never lucid dreamed but have had loads of really vivid dreams where i can inexplicably fly and yeah it does
this is bullying
>>222436388Come round Rochdale testosterone and I will happily send your jaw into low earth orbit
Mihai-Homealone -Mikey -Heatherpaedo -Emmett -Spaino -Mousey-Employed Woman -Canslad -Emmayank -Leftypol -Belgiumnonce -Gingernonce-Rorke- Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blameI lick he boom-boom down
>>222436393cant fly as im a human
canada has put on the most dominant performance so far
Rorke's a spin doctor
>>222436371thats maddid you ever play runescape?
>>222436404why?
>>222436405you're playing qatar lil bro
>>222436412not superpowered
lucas mendes - qatari citizen
>>222436396if you believe that gareth southgate wanted to sacrifice england's first chance at a trophy in 60 years for dei you have a substandard iq
>>222436405100% refball but qatar deserve it they're disgusting
>>222436384onus of truth is on yousothgate was vocally woke and it was right in the middle of the floyd psyop
>>222436428I absolutely can believe that yeah hes a leftypol mong
Rupert’s won it for Andy, be careful what you wish for Rorke!
>>222436423well i am so
rorke sucking the leftypol
>>222436428Obviously he thought they would score because scoring a penalty is a piece of piss for most footballers. So he thought he could get a similar result while promoting non-whites because woke. Just like most DEI bollocks, no, you get a shit result.
>>222436409no i was not cool enough to play miniclip mmos we played warcraft 3 island defence and vampirism, enfos, angel arena dota 1 etc
>>222436440you are mentally subnormal if so>>222436436>onus of truth is on youit's common sense
in america sure is known as rexona
>>222436443Good turnout for Restore and Starmer out. Rorke is loving it
anyone from kent want to meetup and have a picnic
>>222436461Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA
>>222436463you're done>>222436463
so many asian canadiansor canadasians if you like
>>222436474
>>222436460>Obviously he thought they would score because scoring a penalty is a piece of piss for most footballersobviously not because he missed the most famous penalty in england's history>So he thought he could get a similar result while promoting non-whites because wokerorkebrain on full display
went to the zoo for my birthday last year will probably go again this year
mental how coca-cola owned columbia pictures for most of the 1980s
that was for the WTC, bin laden yeehaw
>>222436461https://youtu.be/lYdVEma-xs0?si=QdEpOeR4tvj94wa5thoughts?
went to the pet shop and asked them for a man coon
>>222436493why is that mental?
Went to the pet shop and asked them out on a date
Can’t wait to PISS ALL OVER Australia tomorrow
>>222436489i liked seeing all the animals and got to feed a red pandai also got pizza
kinda haunting how the one world trade centre looks translucent almost invisible in the sky line almost like a ghost building one one that previously existed there
>>222436482bizarre cope
>>222436496ktim
Sir Wog Lover
>>222436511but because my birthday is in november a lot of the animals were hibernating or staying in from the cold but i got to see the wolves
>>222436519*rapes you*
>>222436526don't think you are mate
>>222436502because it's a bit odd to have a drinks company owning a major film studio
Australia vs USA tomorrow will be fun. Plenty of banter.
Okay Google, how do I make a murder look like a suicide
sir 9 man qatar
>>222436538https://killercoke.org/
>>222436482Is Gareth Southgate "most footballers?" No, so you're talking shit. Most footballers score their penalties but Gareth Southgate who goes on about racial "equality" picked 3 players who all missed and happened to be "diverse." Twice could be a coincidence but 3 times?
Is this based or cringe?
playing ramattra
>>222436566Sir War Surrenderer
>>222436566Dying thrashing beast
now to go and lose by 9 to the swiss
>>222436564
southgate absolutely tried to score a woke point and if you cant recognise that you are a spastic
Achieved enlightenment from a 10 minute guided meditation on Daily Mojo. What's that sight called? Is it Daily Motion? Something's wrong but I don't know what it is.
oh dear the oily boys won't be too happyrent on shard flats will be soaring it seems
>>222436566deported a few thousand spics then let 800,000 inlost two wars everyone got poorer
boston be like 'friendship ended with ireland, now scotland is my best friend'
good to see democratic repblic of congo beating qatar*looks closer*
what kirby should i play
>>222436565>>222436585your chud brain is distorting your view of reality
>>222436596None of these things are true thoughbeit.
>>222436610>>222436610>>222436610New
Why do 40,000 Mancunians get the decide the PM? It not right
>>222436608superstar
>>222436615Is it common to give $300 billion in reparations to your enemy after you win the war? Is this the 4 dimensional Chess I've been hearing so much about
>>222436608dreamland 2
>>222436615he's actually right though if you think about it
QWAB
>>222436611i saw it with my eyes
Dailymotion, yeah. That's the name of the website. Think that's where Millennials ended up going when YouTube shut down.
sucking a woman's benis weenis
>>222436617This isn't the new
>>222436625just replayed superstar ultra but it is one of the best in the series>>222436632hmm good call...
>>222436643didnt happen
>>222436652ok then canvas curse
>>222436645How so?
>>222436667after dl2
>>222436681ok have fun hun x
Nigger rape, the national pastime of Scotland
also idk if you guys know this but sonic is going to be 35 on wednesday so lets all celebrate sonic
>>222436695Roar
spent all day beneath that mean old sungetting quite tan x
>>222436658No, I remember reading about that on facebook back in the day. When YouTube Shut Down they had to start DailyMotion as an alternative for people who couldn't afford TV. LOL, I never thought I'd see the day. You're telling me these kids can afford computers and a phone line but they can't afford cable? But their parents bought them computers. We never let our kids near our computer.
>>222436615americans are objectively poorer since trumps second term. you lost the iran war. you are losing in ukraine and when nazi kikes have pressganged the final 70 year old you will finally have to accept it. as for the immigration stuff i don't really care but i seriously doubt trump has made a dent in latino immigration to the states
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJMx1IhNzTQ
>>222436707Bizarre made up story
whats crazy is that in dream land 2 you fight dedede again but in every game since the first he hasnt been a bad guy of his own will hes been trying to be nicer but he keeps getting mindraped
>>222436717Get it all paved over and filled with affordable housing
>>222436717me rushing into one of the cacti bollock first
>>222436729Doesn't sound that crazy if I'm I'm being perfectly desu with you famalam
>>222436707people use poracy because it lets them spend that money on other things not because they can't afford tv
Really want to do an Art History degree with the OU
>>222436725No but then Google bought YouTube and reopened the site and so Millennials started using YouTube again, but I remember at the time saying, you know what, I'm going to give DailyMotion a go because I don't trust this Google stuff and never did, and I never looked back.
>>222436751The Oxford University?
>>222436751The OverUsed tier of Pokémon?
>>222436745it is quite crazy even though kirby has befriended dedede he keeps getting possessed and has to fight him when he doesnt want to and it makes him feel upset and doubt himslfkirby lore is really quite intriguing
hope ukraine destroys all ziggers
>>222436759Open Uni Also really want to read The Sublime Object of Ideology soon And reread Ways of seeing by berger
bizarre fabrication
war? war never changes
i love usa >>222436741lol>>222436732it too wild and free
what animals have you been into latelylately ive been into bats, deer, foxes, badgers, seals, etc
Canada scored 6 freaking points??? Hope Mexico beats the gooksHope we crush the godless Aussie dogs
reckon harvey price would like /brit/
>>222436779Good luck to you lad. Just finished some lectures on the History of European art myself. Always good to invest in yourself. A clue gained etc.
>>222436774you're >a pervert>a tarq pervert>brainwashed goycattle which is it?
people who post on /brit/ with capital letters and punctuation give me the creeps
Taking methylene blue for a spin despite a very VERY loud part of my brain protesting. The red part of my brain probably. I'll let you guys know.
Pooing a willy out me arse
>>222436813why am I any of those?
>>222436803hello u cunnt
>>222436813We all support Ukraine on /brit/ lad Russia is an enemy of western civilization and makes no effort to hide that
>>222436811Highly recommend you read Ways of seeing or at least a Wikipedia article on Walter Bejamin
>>222436815in 2019 id have called it 'digital manspreading' tho lol
best outcome tomorrow: Mexico to beat South KoreaAustralia to beat USAScotland to beat M*r*cco
>>222436770Hmm
/brit/ gay orgy meet up
>>222436837Will give it a look lad cheers
>>222436840more like more cocko because they're gay as fuck
>>222436815Agreed, mate.
>>222436840This except USA wins too
>>222436828all pro-ukraine people fall into one of these categories. the last is the most common. but vehemently pro-ukraine people are always either tarq cunts invested in the western imperialist global order, or homosexuals/paedophiles. the former are generally the latter anyway but not all the latter are the former >>222436836kys disgusting mutt cunt go twerk to glorilla whilst eating burger king
oppa gangnam style lol
>>222436840We want South Korea to beat Mexico I think don't fancy facing Mexico at the Azteca in the round of 32.
>>222436868nah the most kino outcome is you don't make it out of the groups and everyone enjoys the tournament without you
if you were born an indian but retained all your current knowledge, what would you do?
i have a friend in kent
on my ipad shit tho lol sip-sippin ssskskssksks
>>222436815it's just easier to post like that on phone
>>222436813>>222436873melty
>>222436873putin is a ruthless dictator, rorke. what happened to defending democracy you supposedly cherish so much?
>>222436875HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYSEXY LADY*sighs*remember when the internet was fun?
browns identify with russia because like russians they flee their own cunt and then talk shit about the west (to which they fled)
>>222436880Which part? From Maidstone originally
russia scares meeverything you see is grimy commie blocks in the middle of nowhere except an endless cold wasteland and their language looks really harsh and they seem cold and they make weird art and they just seem obscure and unknowable and i think of pripyat when i think about itbut then most countries probably think the uk is a creepy little shithole so
>>222436880more like bentHe a kentish man or a man of kent?
>>222436873can you explain why russia deserves ukraine
>>222436902Private is in pookraine but yeah
>>222436899i live 10 mins from maidstonedont go there often bc its a bit far out and the parking is bad but i want to visit the wendies and try it
>>222436873you lost tranny
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?!
>>222436908They used to have a whimpy's on Gabriel's hill, wonder if it's still thereUsed to live in Downswood, near Spot Lane
>>222436905yeah i know chernobyl is yookraine but its the same kind of vibes
>>222436610
>Liberty Ale, a forerunner to the IPA style of beer, was first brewed by Anchor Brewing Company in 1975 to commemorate Paul Revere’s ride through the Massachusetts countrysideWhy do Americans think IPA was invented in the US in the 70's?
heard a rumour that longcat was long. This legit?
>>222436879eat curry and harass women
>>222436902good Russian film this
>>222436879Honestly I'd be fucked
>>222436890not sure why you think i'm 'rorke'? i shag and i'm trilingual>>222436904what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? can you explain why you deserve life?
>>222436930Do you not do that already
>>222436840this except australia draw with america and the moroccans rape scotland
>>222436924they successfully achieved cultural autarky, and as such do not need to know nor care about anything that happens outside of their borders
Spainnonce on a rampage. Hes gone bananas
>>222436919i think it still is there but im not as familiar with maidstone so not familiar with downswood or spot lane sorryunfortunately i live in chatham x
>>222436924usa is #1!!! >>222436949yea we did this
Going for a drunk incelwalk award God's strongest drinker award
>>222436942well it's quite clear. you seem to know a lot about the subject so please tell me why.
>>222436945there's no way you're anything other than brownlikely turkyou live in haringey
>>222436958gibberish post
>>222436955Catch a train to Bearsted and walk to Mallard Way if you ever want a nice country lane walk, used to do it daily when I dated a lass thereSpot lanes lovely mate can't recommend it more
>>222436954spainnonce loved ukraine and all the typical centre-"left" positions. he was a paedo, like you
concession accepted
>>222437005>>222437005>>222437005Non-early new
