Changed edition
love lifejust wish i was better at it
>>222438023what's the point of trying to looksmax at that age? like putting lipstick on a pig really
I mean face lifts are pretty gay havent seen good one for menGuess neck lift is next to goated
>>222438023>>222438047makes sense to me, it's not like you're tricking someone into reproducing with you, you just want to look a bit better
sir judeo christian
Has Restore won
https://youtu.be/egzF66hDkFs
bregley walsh
Lying naked in bed with my bum and todger out
>>222438023whoa mewing really works
raped my own arse again award
i happen to know i've got some great cheekbones and a decent jawline under all this fat
>>222438122hot
Btfo Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9-Oy6FbU
Saw one of you niggas, shhhhhhhSaw one of you niggas say we should terraform Australia once, that's a great idea
>>222438145>we should terraform Australianooo but whatabout all the heckin' noonga sacred sites?
JUST COUNT THE RESULTS YOU TWAT
>>222438145we should terraform forsens anarchy server
>>222438188DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
labour won. starmer has 72 hours to train his ringpiece before big andy burham breaches the city walls with his battering ram of charisma and principle.
Restore LOST THEIR DEPOSIT LMAO
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LOL REFORM AND RESTORE SISSYS!
>BREAKING: Andy Burnham has WON the Makerfield By-electionFuck sake
incoming thousand year burnhamreich
starmerbros….its no looking good
Burnham: 24,937Reform: 15,696Restore: 3,111Conservative: 997Green: 308Restore is only going to grow and grow
in a shock move rupert lowe has pledged fealty to mr burnham by sucking him off
Right so Restore are finished then
cant wait for tomorrow's (today's) melty
burnham's first act will be to make charcoal tasting sandwiches mandatory
that's rorke done
Starmtrooper bros...
noticed that some americans are calling the world cup "fifa"like "all the fans are here for fifa"odd
interesting that UK voters are consolidating ideologically at the same time that they fragment politicallyanyway i'm off to bed. night lads
>>222438286yankoids love their brands
you play with them balls like its FIFA
>>222438286never heard anyone refer to it that way
you have elections at 4 am?
a lot of nog ball fans over here
(me and my friends refer to it as fifa)
andy burnham is the man for the job. the man who will deliver
the koreans are scared cam on mexico!!!!
>>222438301here's an 'xample
I like how every time someone says "this dude looks like" on 4chan there's exactly 2 parties accusing eachother of being autistic and vehemently arguing about facial recognition.
how many restore voters are going to bed with steam coming out their ears
>>222438340um wtf !!
>>222438340the fuck
Pray to God you don't click that shit nigga
thinking about the mong admiring how blond the makersfield restore voters were
>>222438340um
the pepe was never green, take your meds rorke
right well that's restore utterly finished as a political forcepathetic showing from a party bragging about how they'll get 18%but of course rorke will keep shilling for them
This is the worst outcome for Farage and his acolytes as they can't blame it on Lowe lol. But also a good first showing for Restore.
Okay Google, show me a woman being fucked by a dildo on a drill
purple pepes built the united kingdom of pepes
>>222438371>>222438372duality of /brit/
having a picnic
i'm alt-rorke
almost couldnt open the monster because of my long stripper nails
>>222438388be quiet
Nobody gives two shits but it's hilarious seeing mongs like Helper Lad support Restore when Lowe has openly said he'd make cuts to state spending that would "make Milei blush", effectively meaning that they'd wind up homeless without their benefitsLike flies attracted to shit
>>222438388*kangaroo with a whistle hops up*Can't park there, mate
eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up
aff t'doctor to beg for a benzo script
>>222438442nae racist hats
>>222438442ont
Laura KuenssbergShe'd get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLJarG0TTPI
might go back to a life of crime
mexico is less blacked than US, Canada, England, or France
>>222438450Genuinely had a dream I was on a date with her once.
expecting a package today all the way from pontefract
just sort of sat here thinking about bbc blackings
>>222438463really wow that's mentalyou're telling me there's not a lot of black people in mexico?
>>222438477racismlad!
>>222438473got a package for you right here sunshine*exposes erect penis*
CAMMON MEXICOOO
>>222438465what happened
>>222438217what about tories
>>222438509She pegged me and I woke up with wet sheets
>>222438023Redpill me on the King in da Norf. Can he really take on Keir Starmer? If so, what then?
Okay Google, volume one hundred percentOkay Google, play sissy hypno track two
no one:literally no one:leftypol:andy bunrham:rorke: i'm a bitch i'm a lover
>>222438488mexico is for mexicanskorea for koreansnothing for whites
>>222438520um
>>222438548yes because there are no blacks in mexicowhy is that remotely surprising to you
not a tranny but could definitely see the appeal of wearing cute girl's clothes x
>>222438558so this is Korke
>>222438535don't know
>>222438573might move there
why do so many blackies have european names like michael washington or whatever instead of having tradition african names like mbungo *series of clicks*
useless little korean fellas
Mbongo Misclick
canny fathom why people in the 80s and early 90s had such atrocious taste in hairstyles
>>222438612 hahahhah
>>222438616it looked good at the time
just woke up what was the result?
Might shave my pubes and donate the hair to orphans with lukemia
>>222438636Green Party woman won
>>22243863620 - 0 lol
Andy Burnham has the physiognomy of someone who was once in an art punk band.
restore has just announced it: inquiry confirms number of rape gang victims has climbed as high one billion
>>222438636Burnham wonqt SNP woman won in that Scottish by-election no one cares about
might do another steroid cycle
>>222438679What does your girlfriend think?
?
time travelling to september 10th 2001 to warn everyone about covid
>>222438636Mexico won
>>222438685don't have one. i hate women, you see
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsCsU-Ohk4Q
lads... sargon assured me restore was winning... that lad posting here about rupert every day.. did they all lie?
>>222438692What does your boyfriend think?
>>222438696Starmer is going to sort everything out don't worry.
Im just in quiet desperation man, i feel overwhelmed by everything, and yet it feels like nothing is going on in my life
been seeing exberg again and it's made me realise I'm just genuinely not built for relationshipscan't be arsed just want to sit around and do whatever I want
>>222438699don't have one. i'm not gay, you see
A young Tony Hair with long blair
Get this lads I heard those stupid bloody Australians wear long johns if its under 23 degrees.
>>222438714>i'm not gay, you seeNot yet you aren't :3
https://voca.ro/14FqZ1qj0qKd
>>222438718haha worra geez
>>222438688funny but not good enough for a scream
>>222438721they actually call them longy dongy john-o's
The showdown
genuinely what is vocaroo yank babbling about
>>222438742we're topping the group
>>222438746never ever click on a jf vocaroo so I'll never know
women and black people have a fair bit in common; they're both obsessed with shoes and jewellery and tend to act on emotion rather than logic
anime is fucking gay and that's that
opening my third eye
Always wondered if Stewart Lee is on finasteride. He's been balding since he first appeared on telly over 30 years ago and still has hair.
opening my jap's eye
G'day mate, the name's Steve Irwin and in this episode I'll teach you how to rape a crocodile using nothing other than rope and your member.Struth! Let's begin...
>>222438737g'day longy dongy jono
>>222438786Heard somewhere that sting rays are actually very much not dangerous creatures and the way that it killed him almost never ever happens. Madness really.
gta 6 is woke they put a black foid on the cover
>>222438798it was just unlucky that it hit his heart directly. anywhere else he'd have been fine
member when aunt lou got thirteen orphans on first discard?that cant have been legit that's like a 0.00001% chancehttps://files.catbox.moe/2bwm7j.webm
https://voca.ro/1btbCLvkmftt
>>222438826Fuck off and die
>>222438806Very sad, he could easily still be putting fear into the heart of many a croc to this day.
thinking about them :)
>>222438777Stewart Lee's not let his hair go
>>222438777You've heard of Sophies choice? Stews choice was finasteride for his balding head or viagra for his limp dick. He badly needs both but couldn't afford both. Look at his shit clothes.
>>222438800gta:sa was all black people
restorebros...?
gm
>>222438830https://voca.ro/1fNtN3JY94SO
>>222438864that was woke dei propaganda i think
might gain a clue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47a_LYtMVu0
>>222438878Nobody's listening to them, kill yourself
>>222438874morning
Emma Watson left a poop stain on a thong.
>>222438878https://voca.ro/1gMUIp6vtsdd
employim are will be up soon
>>222438899lol
>>222438881all you had to do was follow the damn gay porn CJ!!!
yanks will drop a vocaroo into the thread and nobody will ever know what it saysnot even other yanksthat's how bad their reputation is
https://voca.ro/1fycLOVwXW03
what's the point of qatar
>>222438898Oh gee I wonder what this could be!. Is it Mikey?? Yeah you're a f****** zombie dude lol posting recordings of someone else that he recorded 10 years ago go f*** yourself
anyone know how to disable google AI overviews? if i want to ask a bot for help i'll take my business to chatgpt thank you very much
>>222438919money launderingTaiwan serves the same purpose for China but retards think China wants to take Taiwan
all the schizo yanks are just gingernonce btw
gigamelty
big fan of flinging black people off of cliffs
I wasn't looking for a job and I didn't find a job and heaven knows I'm comfy now
taking the pet nigger out for a walk this Tuesday
I dont know what BABYMONSTER Choom is but my bank just tried to sell me tickets to it
and gingernonce is the same person as catyank btwcomplete speccy freak search the archive to see what he looks likeguy needs to be in a guatamalan prison for the rest of his life
That good thing the actor did in that movie you like wasn't in the script, the actor improvised and the director liked it so much he kept it in the movie.
>>222438957do you let him play with the other ones at the park
i'm the one who's stalking vocarooyank btw
>>222438963Nah had to get him fixed cause he wouldn’t stop humping. Nowadays I just wait til it’s hot out and then walk him through the streets of London lol
>>222438960and the one that spams ai imagesand the one that posts about making money day tradingand the one that used to talk about training with a swordall gingernonce
Black people are human beings you evil bastards
why does are nick have a 2 hour long intro anyway
>>222438987true...
https://voca.ro/13tGV6NdMKyN
>>222438810what the hell is this
>>222439003why do you think /brit/ is liberal you actual dribbling spastic mongboy
many a vocaroo posted and not a single one clicked
>>222438917God you’re obnoxious. Is there anything you won’t complain about?
eating a chinaman
got my cock sucked so hard once it felt like my bellend was about to explode. let out a bit of a yelp which startled her.the next few days it hurt to piss and was red like a hickey
https://voca.ro/16q9kiiHuTqN
>>222439032You’re gonna get the bat soup flu.
>>222439039done him
>>222439004its kino
Lobbing bricks out my flat at my neighbours pet nigger
Baby, Bum really hurts without pooBum really hurts without pooAnd it's breaking my arse but what can I doBaby,Bum really hurts without pooBum really hurts doing a pooAnd it's breaking my arse but what can I doWithout poo
>>222439053Scr
https://voca.ro/1dQjzcj151xN
>>222439031Why don't I serve up a steaming hot shit can you eat it? Isn't that your gimmick genius? So eat a steaming hot shit out of my ass.
used to like the vocaroo poster until he started talking about interracial sex unprompted one day and i realised he was one of them
Stringing piano wire between two trees in a pet nigger park and decapitating my neighbours pet nigger
>>222439060
>>222439080https://voca.ro/1nUfCg3DcS20
"tartan army" is some cringe shitchristworse than those few years reddit went crazy for people typing in "scottish accent" on twitter
>>222438982loved that sword guy he was a bit cringe but i admired his free spirit
>>222439069Problem is you’re not Emma Watson, you’re some faggot posting vocaroos on the British culture general of a Kyrgyzstani bollock busting forum.
Playin with my pussy >_<
https://voca.ro/1mUyn56TsG34
https://voca.ro/1o37AuYklC2Q
>>222439049i watched this recently, made me grow a big moustache. >>222438991shan't be tuning in for America First tonight, let me know how it was x
>>222439102Kys mentalist
doctorberg declined my benzo request, looks like it's the demon drink for me then
https://voca.ro/1miS4fgrzYok
hairowitz needs a washtoil
>>222439119https://voca.ro/1k8bDWbMt0N5
fuck niggers
>>222439139did you try st. john’s wort
need visigoth gf
>>222439119screaming
>>222439165but racismlad what about your pass
https://voca.ro/117VOcnzYOR8
When are they finally just going to make a board for Youtube bullshit so that /v/ and /tv/ shut up.For how many years does Youtube need to completely replace the television set as the primary form of entertainment before that's considered worthwhile.And what will this kino board be called. /stream/ or /vod/
>>222439183up early to tend to the farm is it?
bro really just tried to start a discussion about the management of the boards on 4channel
>>222439184/ecl/ - e-celeb
pancho met his match you knowon the deserts down in mexico
>>222439119lol
just copped a block under global rule 8 "complaining about 4chan" for simply informing someone that the janny tends to delete early threads, almost definitely the most bullshit reason i've ever been jannied. knew i shouldn't have renewed my pass
>>222439184They need to start enforcing the topics of boards before they do thatSick and tired of seeing vtumour shit spaffed out into /brit/
>>222439094https://voca.ro/1oKXvoPZzqC1here you are unprompted launching into a cuck fantasy about non white men dating white women lol
Was on reddit earlier. Doing research. Would you rather see the whole world become communist or the whole world become racist? One or the other.
You might be a financial wizard,With a sack of loot,All I see is a slimy lizard,With an expensive suit,Go on and run your corporation,Go and kiss some ass,You might buy half of the nation,But you can't buy classYou bastards think it's funny,Lyin' and thieving all your life,Think all there is is money,Got your future strapped up tight,Just 'Cos You Got The Power,That don't mean you got the rightYou can take my fingers babe,You can take my eyes,You can take my past and future,It won't make you wise,You can have me thrown in jail,You can steal my booze,You can even read my mail,Step on my blue suede shoes,You bastards must be clever,Got it mapped out in black and whit,But don't forget you'll never,Get a dog to walk upright,Just 'Cos You Got The Power,That don't mean you got the rightGo on out make another deal,Feed your big fat face,Go on out and cop a feel,Get on somebody's case,You surely would be satisfied,If you could have it all,But time ain't on your side,You're going to the wallYou think that life's all dollars,Greed and lust and spite,But I wasn't born to follow,Like to get my sleep at night,Just 'Cos You Got The Power,That don't mean you got the right
>>222439226The whole world already is racist
https://voca.ro/1gKpfAmfkUad
>>222439219janny's absolutely lost it this time
rorke: https://voca.ro/19zvj0MiHhmh
>>222439234That sentiment is popular in the comments section. Strikes most of the respondents as a no-brainer on reddit. They're going whole world becomes communist.
>>222439243was in the previous thread and posted about 2 hours ago too. we must have a new janny on the force because even though jannies are usually vindictive little cunts it's never been quite this ridiculous
https://voca.ro/1mTyTNmJQErg
>>222439246scr
>>222439246shit roarring
>>222439220>>222439184every single board is nothing but gookpop and vtumour shit dont know why avatarfags everywhere posting tranime
I didn’t read a letter of that tomeJust scrolled past the entire thing
I used to rule the worldChunks would load when I gave the wordNow every night I go stow awayHide from the mobs I used to slayThey once were terrifiedEvery time I looked into their eyesVillagers would cheer my wayFor a hero I was, that's what they'd sayOne minute we had it allNext our world began to fallAway from all that it had once becomeThey all cried for my help, but I stood there numbI gaze off into the boundless skylineNoteblock choirs playing in the sunshineTurn 'round pick up my sword and wieldThe blade that once forced evil mobs to yieldAnd hope one day that this chaos andDestruction turns for the betterNever a bow in handThat was when I ruled the landIt was the creepers and SkeletonsBlew down the doors and boxed us inArrows whizzing by like streaks of lightI tried all that I could to stay and fightAs the undead roamed the streetFamilies broken at my feetLife itself suspended by a threadOh, why is it that I wasn't deadI gaze off into the boundless skylineNoteblock choirs playing in the sunshineTurn 'round pick up my sword and wieldThe blade that once forced evil mobs to yieldIf this battle should leave me slainI know Herobrine will call my nameBetter to take a standThat was when I ruled the landI gaze off into the boundless skylineNoteblock choirs playing in the sunshineTurn 'round pick up my sword and wieldThe blade that once forced evil mobs to yieldIf this battle should leave me slainI know Herobrine will call my nameBetter to take a standThat was when I ruled the land
why is that yank outside btwhe's homeless?
https://voca.ro/13Io3Q2F5W5Xhere's another one where he says>girls with big asses, those are the ones that every black guy on earth is trying to get, and probably got
>>222439246
>>222439246S creaming
>>222439257he's gotta be initiated into the custodial staff. it's like a gang member doing an initiation killing. but for jannies it's ban someone for nothing
https://voca.ro/17x0bsIpeA1a
tummys a bit gurgly this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2cUlVZXCQ
>>222439276sir cuck fetishist
>>222439284shitshrieking
>>222439276why are we like thistruly the most mindraped country in history
>>222439296it's ok xyou're not all like that xx
>>222439302x
might have a cheeky afternoon 'ffee and completely rape my ability to sleep later
yeah, woman's arses stink do they?riveting earth shattering wisdom from the world-weary homeless yank unc
Legendary video game composer Bobby Prince has just passed. He composed for iconic games like Doom and Wolfenstein 3D.
>>222439311Good lad
with catberg
hello satans little minions
distant family member died and all my relatives are using the crying laughing emoji in response
>>222439324lol
>>222439314Doom? Wasn’t that guy in Fortnite? His track was really good ngl
Got my helmet on my headFigure out what that zombie said (what?)Lava all over the roomGot a half-heart left, man, I am doomedDon't have any iron barsMy pick just broke into some shardsScary noise, what should I do?Go left or right? I'll have to chooseVisions of last time flash inside my mindI'm scared, oh wellAnd I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right thereDon't mine at nightI know you're lookin' at that caveAnd you're feelin' kinda braveGo to bed, you'll be alrightDon't mine at nightThere's nothing that is gonna changeIf you just wait until the dayZombies wanna eat your brainsDon't mine at nightI know it's me you're gonna thankMake a bed, it's not too lateThree wool and three wooden planksDon't mine at nightHow many times I have to sayDrop the pick and walk away-a, whoaDon't mine at night (don't mine at night)Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)Stomach's all tied up in knotsThis labyrinth, I'm gettin' lostThis is really getting oldFound like two pieces of coalDown one way, there's just stoneMonsters won't leave me aloneDown another, there's some lavaAnd of course, I get pwnedRemember last time I tried to mine at nightI failed, so badI lost all my stuff, It was really toughThat's it (rage-quit!)Don't mine at night
my bum smells like fresh strawberries and cinnamon vanilla cupcakes
I'm having sex with the nigger men
don't get the minecraft song parody lyrics gimmick
>>222439344Dont make me drive up there and rape you.
mine on me yuh craft on me yuh
>>222439313girls arses smell like lavender
im just miiining minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraftyeah its inspiring
Feel like Scandinavia was hot tss like a trend during the 2010s. Could say it started with Skyrim but I think it was the haircuts.
oppa minecraft style
>>222439358good luck getting through traffic it's wall to wall africans rn over here
>>222439382aviciipewdiepieswedish house mafiakygowhat does the fox sayi could go on
>>222439314vax status?
can a woman fuck a peehole with her clitoris, that would be like inverted sex
>>222439416yeah
When a woman takes steroids her clitoris grows in size and looks like a little penis
>>222439434that's what happened to mine
>>222439404>i could go onno you couldn't
>>222439468burzum
>>222439434their voices change too and they sound like young gay lads
>>222439464Mommy...
>>222439434it's not fair how women get engorged clitorises but men's knobs don't get any bigger even though they are basically the same organ
/brit/ is an early 2010s rage comic appreciating general
literally gross
no leftypol, penises and vaginas are not the same organ...
greetings
>>222439468tove loicona popminecraftspotify
>>222439506not exactly the same no, but they develop in utero from the same proto-organ, nice strawman argument bro
>>222439501
>>222439526I would FUCK that female wojack
>>222439526mad how these 'jaks are old now
me tink me gwan bum me own batty
imagine killing yourself
*gets defenestrated from the top floor of a skyscraper**yells "I HOPE I LAND ON SOMETHING SOFT!" as i fall*
>>222439555been there done that
>>222439520hmm okay, maybe they are the ubermench after all
Hello I am Sweden
i've spilled orange water flavouring drops all over the clean white bedsheets
>>222439580røäring
hope the janny gets reprimanded for that bullshit block he placed on me earlier
me tink me gwaan rep mi own bum
>>222439606>>222439606>>222439606
