I am 25 years old and have still never known the transcendental joys of having a Russian gf. I dunno how much more of this I can take bros.
>>222438970It's hell. There's only brown and a few SEA and black women where I live. I wish I could have a Russian or any Slavic gf
>>222438984We. Are. Owed.
>>222438970>>222438985Suffering is a word that doesn't exist in the Russian vocabulary
>>222438985Are you the Romanian who used to shill the Study in Russia program? Putin kinda killed your master scheme huh?
>>222438970Is it true Russian girls are exceedingly open to anal?
>>222438970Good news is: Russian women are the easiest women on earth Bad news is: majority of them have BDP and half a dozen STDs
>>222439336So the bad news is that they're literally like 95% of modern women?
>>222439336>Russian women are the easiest women on earthNot exactly easy for an American to get to right now though. Unless you want to end up on both countries watchlist
>>222439398Then just go to a country where they're 20% of the population like Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Latvia? Or go for a Belarusian or Ukrainan that are almost the same thing and they speak Russian anyway or go to Poland where the girls are kinda similar enough anyway?
>>222439591No habla pyccкий язык
>>222439591Do they speak English at all?
>>222439687Get Duolingo and do one lesson a day until you build a vocabulary then move onto other resources
>>222439711Not a single human being has ever learned a language primarily using Duolingo let's be real
>>222439729That's why you only use it long enough for you to build a vocabulary If you completed the entire course on there you'd learn a good number of words. Then you move onto other resources
I'm doing some Ankis for Spanish vocabulary. I don't want a gf I just want to shitpost better.
>>222438970A lot of the ones on Interpals seem pretty well educated and have very good English
>>222439765All I know is I learned a good amount of words from Duolingo, anki is probably more efficient but I haven't looked into it. And after learning it from there when I went to those YouTube language learning channels stuff started making more sense. And I could understand more words here and there in Russian music
As far as Russian women go I thought there was a program to pair them with Chinese men. /int/ OP images wouldn't lie to me, would they?
>>222439861Those women are prostitutes/golddiggers and they'll fuck any man. You cannot imagine how poor Russia actually is. Especially outside Moscow and to a lesser extent St. Petersburg.
>>222439861Idk if there's a program but considering the countries border each other and changs have less women to go around it's easy to see some of them might go to Russia for women but I don't think it's a lot. It's probably not even 100k changs
>>222438970Truly don't understand how their birthrate is so low. They're not even richies like the Scandinavian countries.
>>222438970Your purpose is providing a Green Card and 50% wealth tax, be serious.
Daring a Russian woman sounds like hell.
>>222439576Holy fuck, imagine being such a braindead coomer thant you think the shit on the video is attractive. I would rather kill myself than be there
>>222440007Who do you want to date?
>>222439993>Your purpose is providing a Green Card and 50% wealth taxRussian queens deserve 100% of my wealth and all I have to give
>>222440045Nobody, but if i had to certainly no one from Russia.
>>222440101What foreign women do Russian men like?
>>222440040Disgusting she has advanced BPD surely. >>222438970You don't know the hell of having a Slavic gf and honestly I doubt you could handle it. Firstly, the pool of Slavic women that will date foreigners cuts out a lot of normal and well adjusted women. And then you have to be the man all the time and any sign of weakness will cause her to incessantly test you until you want to beat her. And you're maybe thinking "oh anon that's just regular women". No. Dial it up 5-10x. If you get cold it's gay. Use an umbrella, gay. Can't drink enough vodka to kill a small horse, you guessed it: gay. With the added bonus of if you drink too much you're automatically a piece of shit. There's a reason the Slavic man & Slavic woman meme is a thing. You have to be full grug mode, it's the only thing that's respected. They are loyal though, kind of. Mostly because they're afraid of a beating or honor killing. Slavic-anything is not for beginners. If you can't handle a milqtoast wasp gf, you will get yourself hurt dating a slav. Emotionally and possibly physically
>>222440111I don't know. Russia isn't a 1st world country where everyone wants to emigrate to like the US and you don't have many women from other countries around, so local men usually marry local women, they don't really have a choice. Exceptions are rare. At least that's what it feels like, i don't have any data to back this up.
>>222440175What about Central Asian girls? I have seen a shitload of Russian man Kazakh/Uzbek woman porn online
>>222440195Uzbek immigrants in russia are overwhelmingly male construction workers or middle aged cleaning ladies. And kazakhs don't generally go to russia. You can find any sort of fetish porn online but irl that stuff isn't frequent.
>>222440175Really? Why do Russian women like all types of men? I thought Russian men would be the same liking all types of women
>>222440260I was talking about realistic availavility of partners, of course a random man probably wouldn't mind having sex with a woman of a different nationality. I wasn't talking about preferences.>why do Russian women like all types of men?Foreigners are exotic. And probably rich and can bring her to EU/America. It's the same things everywhere.
>>222440300Oh. Well yeah it's the same here honestly. Most guys aren't rich enough to go out and find something outside their city
>A Russian girl is likely having a crush on me>My family and friends hate Russia and would ostracize me
>>222441684Your family is stupid. Why would you hate every single person just because of their nation or country wrongdoings?
>>222439035Give me her name
>>222441713Generational trauma + current events
>>222439000Because suffering is the default state of existence in Russia.
>>222441684Finbro it is about your personal happiness not theirs to decide what you want and what you love and if they object your personal happiness how can they be really called your family
>>222442324I don't want to disappoint my family and my entire kin :(The ironic thing is that she is absolutely both sweet and intelligent, not at all like the stereotypes would have one believe; like a diamond in the sea of coal. Unfortunately I don't believe it would be possible to convince them otherwise. Not to mention, despite her being a gem, most of her own family are exactly the types of slavshits the stereotypes tell about
>>222440245>or middle aged cleaning ladiesCute ones?
>>222441684That's good, imagine your mom and your gf insulting each other and calling each other slurs
