'coon edish
>>222439606thanks for making the new mate
Don't skip out on your SSRIs retard. Be smart enough to be afraid.I'm sorry school never showed you a PSA of a person strapped to a wheelchair feeling like they're getting electrocuted at random intervals for the rest of their short life.
>>222439606
>>222439617Nae bother
>>222439622i havent had mine in a week and im fine
sometimes i get insight into the lives of normgroids and it makes me feel like a martian
>>222439622gangblack this niggerfaggot
>>222439644
>>222439654not real
>>222439636shes always sticking her tongue out cheeky brat!!!
>>222439654this images is edited, shes team USA not team "GB" (gay boy)
>>222439654did they make her teeth more yellow in this version or do they really look like that
oh... you touch my tralala...
and the latest from todd?
>>222439654inauthentic picture
sucking a 'ffee (long black with 2 sugars)
>>222439654this is a fraud
>>222439676raped to death by a pack of feral redguards
rorke im see dat chocolate queen mek im bwc shed a single tear
>>222439676wonder how much WE WUZZing it's going to have what with it being set in redguard country
>>222439671they really look like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN5jgNW5mmg
>>222439646Well that settles it.Nothing to worry about here.You remind me of people that do absurd drugs like DMT once a day. I say "maybe slow down cowboy" and they say "naw it's fine bro you can only get a permanent neverending psychosis if you have a gene that makes you prone to schizophrenia". It's like caveman levels of scientific analysis.
Imagine turning up to an election result wearing your furry suit
>>222439654this is the real image here, one you posted is fake mate >>222439702
>>222439690massively munted woman
i had no idea ostriches were so aggressive. i guess those danger signs in australia aren't just a meme
>>222439695yo swords finna get CURVED lil bjorny
>>222439654this is phony
>>222439690absolutely stunning
>>222439710reminds me of one of these things
>>222439716if uncle ben had done this from the start kevin wouldnt have become the villain he is today
>>222439716they are slightly less intelligent than chickens. they can get spooked for no reason and try to kill you. knew a guy who had a small scale ostrich operation and one of them picked up a wrench and swallowed it because it was shiny. big dumb animals
>>222439654
Years of trauma and living as a stone cold incel made me a badass in high stress dangerous situations
More like Olivia Tootin' on the John.
>>222439716This chap has a "rhea" and it's constantly trying to peck his nuts off:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNvkOuuUWoc
>>222439758s
Putting pennies up my bum
my quran brings all the sheeds to the yardand they're like, allahu ackbar
Mad how they haven't revealed any details on the suspect other than his age. Really makes you think
>>222439779very good
anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings
>>222439784maybe he was a time traveler and that baby was future hitler, ever think of that
>>222439784what do you want it to say>dark black african man throws child at crocodile
Not bashing the Brits but I do feel sorry for them. They live in a dystopian police state. They aren't allowed to protect themselves from violent criminals because they'd be thrown in prison for longer than said violent criminal would be if they murdered them. There's no freedom of speech, and every day it seems to get worse and worse with some new absurd dystopian law being implemented. To say I'm glad I live in the USA is an understatement. We actually have reason for optimism.
>>222439801Well he's got to be the dumbest time traveller ever because he didn't even kill the kid and he's got himself arrested.
neurotypical women are the most evil creatures on the planet
It's mad how many yanks have an inferiority complex about their own country
>>222439824You the vocaroo yank?
>>222439824shut up you little mollusk we are fucked beyond repair as well
moving to Lindisfarne and copying down good posts in Latin and Greek
>>222439841vocaroo yank had a meltdown and ran away
>>222439841Absolutely not.>>222439842No we aren't.
>>222439784itll be some disabled mongo man so it wont matter what race
>>222439749>>222439770i'd never heard of this, they really are like dinosaurs >>222439756i have a phobia around chicken, their beady eyes and pecky beaks freak me out
*runs up to you in the wildy and dds specs you to death*
>>222439852this country is going to be like brazil in 20 years buddy do not get cocky
reckon chicken is the only animal I eat that I would kill by my own handDont think I could do it if you gave me a gun and told me to dome a cow or piggy Chicken? I'd snap its fookin neck
did you know jay jean's real name is kamaljit singh jhooti
>>222439855if you ever get a chance to hold some baby chickens give it a go theyre great tiny weightless little fluff ball creatures that run zoom around clambering over each other and dont mind if you pick them up or manhandle them
>>222439865seethe
why don't the billionaires just build an army of robots to kill all the regular and poor people so that there's no more suffering poverty and pollution and they can live on the earth as demi-gods
>>222439848it won't end well
>>222439880literally who?
>>222439865she mindraped you
>>222439873if you chop a chicken's head off i wonder if it really would keep running around
>>222439881baby chicks do seem adorable and cuddly but now i will assume that if you manhandle them they'll die
didn't like werner herzog's big speech about how stupid chickens arefelt unkind
>Lifetime Plex Pass subscriptions are tripling in price from $249.99 to $749.99, starting July 1, 2026jeeze
hate everyone and everything and i hope for the maximal amount of suffering
>>222439949I'm a Tubi chad plex doesnt even have anything
now i like werner herzog even more
>>222439952*ktims solemnly*
>>222439952opposite for me overflowing with love and empathy and lovingkindness and want to see everyone make it
>>222439936chickeng
>>222439952>>222439969somewhere in between me
sir andy bumham
>>222439949paid about £50 for mine in a sale
feeling particularly incellish on the fine morn
bum ham is haram
might move to uttar pradesh
noncing the 10pm tea
Are Phil's been doing some new archeology lately lads. Big Time Team fan me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnNk3qLvSyk
more human than human
>>222439606https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Heterosexual_anal_intercourse_with_woman_on_top.webmanal sex with raccoon qts
hella epic
>>222440066
>>222440050stupid animal
your mother's corpse
>>222440063wanking to wikipedia
>>222439624She desperately needs BWC in her. Asians are much better when they're like 1/4th desu
scrolling r*ddit is never a good idea either
Caitlin Clark’s big behemoth sized 10 smelly white soles right in your face
Dixie.....home...
>>222440125
>>222440127true detective vibes
hi
I gangblacked rorke todayTo see if he still feels
>>222440127OH LAWDDD
so
who has better employment prospectshumantiesfag from oxbridgestemfag from non-oxbridge
>>222440223dunno
on the early morning gay porn
>>222440125>>222440132Need her to sit on my face desu.
going to bed
Bet Emma Watson does honking farts.
right well it's already too hot it's going to be a sweaty day today
>>222440310bet she doesn't
>>222440330You wouldn't want to be in the same room with her if she's cutting stinkers, unless you're like me.
>>222440063lovely bum that
>>222440297
let's get rapetarded in here
having a jighttps://youtu.be/rPo6CFTLkqs
Foids on twitter are big mad because this is the new right wing waifu going triple platinum right now.
morning lads, off to toil soon
what's that coming over the hill is it a monster is it a monster
>>222440397*unzips pants*
>>222440390
!!!!!
>>222440418Rape Gang Stream HYPE!!!!!
>>222440389enjoyed this gif (pronounced with a hard g as in graphics)
>>222440390>>222440407ok
>>222440418rorke finna get he popcorn out
>>222440430screamer
bit tired of the literal unironic waifu posting now
Wanking is just a chore these days. Just doing it purely to clean out the pipes.
getting iowapilled
Sir Andy Burn Them
mental how they all have several young kids and are pregnant
don't really understand live streamers any morethey used to just play games but now you'll have millions of people sitting down to watch a man watch a video
>>222440442i would NEVER pronounce it "yiff"
Sir $220k mansion
>>222440418sounds like absolutely riveting stuff
feeling forlorn
>>222440507Clinton is a ghost town and the whole town is an unbearable odor from all the industrial plants. Not to mention its full of meth addicts
oliver tree just died
the sausages? Yeah they're on
>>222440554why would they build a house there then
>>222440561People have to work at the industrial plants
>>222440557That where Robin Hood and his Merry Men used to hang out?
>>222440559thanks gov, how about those hashbrowns?
princess diana just died in the grand scheme of things
rape rorke gang inquiry
>>222440554im looking at a job in one of those plantscould buy that mansion in 2 years and get a gf from the gas station and live my myth in Clinton
Shdhdhdhhddhdhdhdhdhdbbdtrhwj2ldmqfk4nybjyj6bdb2brdismqkw
graping my own ar$e
>>222440507weird occult looking house
>>222439716the bird doesnt seem aggressive. it's just trying to fuck
>>222440598and die of cancer 3 years later
>>222440598all gas stations across the country are staffed by jeets or other swarthies now kid
>>222440605how so
>>222440587Brendan, his shit, unfucked!
big birds are dumb
feeling a bit foden this morning x
>>222439784>if he's a bame you'll say "ah yes just as i expected, it's always that lot">if he's a white you'll say "well obviously he was just mentally ill, time to move on"
grand risings
catberg does love his food and waterhe's a food and water loving boy
Sorry but old people are not cut out to man the self checkout tills at 7amI have places to be woman
where did it all go so wrong
>>222439797tell me about your feelings with your cock in my throat
right then time to get started on the tins and bokkles
>>222440685don't do your shopping in the morning then, that's when all the oldies are about, insufferable morning people they areyou'll also notice that you'll get stuck behind some cunt driving well below the speed limit for the same reason
musical rorke: do-re-midulcet leftypol: do rape me
tried watching dune, the movie, and it’s such a bizarre castrated version of the book, filled with “modern” speak and ugly versions of the characters it was so far removed from the book i simply couldn’t care for it
>>222440643this one is relatable tbqh
last living thing left in cheadle
>>222440664ew. i like delft china but everything here is just inexcusable
zesty fode
oh my niggy aunt
reckon at least 50% of SIDS cases are mothers killing their own babies
>>222440666how did you find such a quirky little fella even
https://voca.ro/1oEW6IfT4hlK
>>222440758he's a rescue, came from some degenerate hoarders place who had like 100 catbergs
if i saw a toddler get lobbed into a pit of ravenous crocodiles i'd be like oof that's a big yikes, chief
>>222440720its not that bad
Need children
might have to increase the amount of beans delivered through my subscription, I drink an awful lot of covfefe
>>222440784back in the old days if that happened they would just lynch the man who did it on the spot and is that really so wrong?
saw a cool artsy girls taking photos this morning near the asda where i often take photosgood taste
rorke behind the camera like "now let's do a silly one"
100% of sudden rorke death syndrome is caused by me
>>222440685>*checks out my wares with zero help because im not retarded*oh wow the time sure made a difference
He’s got tremendous moxie for his size
>>222440803i think we should lower the culprit into a vat of piranhas and grind his paki bones into smithereens
>>222440793probably not, but i was spoiled with the book and the movie doesn’t live up to it
>up reasonably early - wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis via sky stream on my tv in home …does he just watch tv all day?
Can you help us find Ruby?Ruby, aged 13, was last seen in Forster on Thursday, 18 June 2026.
Just measured my head 60 fucking centimeters Serious head work
i've got sudden incel death syndrome
i love my beautiful little cat
>>222440839yea i wouldnt say its a good adaption at all but on its own merits as a film its entertaining enough
>>222440781that's very sweet actually, i'm glad he found a good home
>>222440826can't doing that when i'm buying booze can iit's a friday
>>222440840ah, so it's non alcoholic beer he's drinking?
all i needed to hear about dunchttps://youtu.be/UbvQILHVSLshttps://youtu.be/K8Qr20HYj6k
>>222439690Pajeetas look like THAT?
>>222440867ever pull their tail for a laugh
>>222440880doesn't have a tail he's a manx
>>222439952ok demiurge
sick of having shitty eyesight, wish i could get kiroshis from cyberpunk
>>222440885bit cruel to breed a cat without a tail, you're just giving it a disadvantage
when girl is missing it's almost always with a parent or boyfriendpeople act like it doesn't happen but half the girls i knew in year 11/12 were dating guys in uni
>>222440885sounds unnatural and evil
>>222440901You’re gonna build beansie a ramp
>>222440885Bald bottomed manx cat
>>222440898>>222440903true but i'm not the one who made him that way
>>222440868reckon i’ll give the latter half a chance tonight, with no intention of it being connected to the book>>222440876not clicking those but if it’s someone else’s opinion on it then grow up form your own
always a key & peele sketch you ain't seen
>>222440764indubitably
amazon order declined because i've maxed my credit cardwill have to use my other credit card instead
>>222440918no i refuse
>>222440909or what? you gonna cry about it?i'm in no mood for your shit
>>222440921Shame about the tatts otherwise very nice
>>222440923seen them all me
>>222440921Wouldn't mind buttering her baps desu
>>222440921Really love the tatts very nice
Ah, another day in which I shall be subjected to the tedium of 'footy chat', interchangeable automaton dullards insisting I know their thoughts on the phenomenon of grown men payed an exorbitant amount of money to push a ball with their feet in a field.
poo thinking having a poo think
any given up on life but still living because too cowardly to kill self man in?
still thinking of Clinton, Iowa. Sure it smells, but it's industry. Made in America. Production. Real, tangible goods. None of that woke computer shite. Products. Things people use. Made right here in America, by Americans. A mansion? Well that can be had for a small price if you don't mind the smell. The smell? American Greatness.
>>222440970Jarvis, gangblack his arse.
>>222440390>>222440407Imagine being transported to superstardom overnight due to being discovered for being cute and hot. It's just a funny thing to happen.
>>222440875he has the non-alcoholic beer in the morning and drinks the full bottles of champagne and malt liquor at night
>>222441003strange beast but very polite
ismäel konébeautiful Canadian name :) x
got my tackle out
We must make it all great again. All of it.
>>222441007>.. Finished off the bottle of champagne - wearing my excellent glasses watching tennis highlights on sky sports tennis via sky stream on my tv in home …tim mate it's haf 7...
inshallah he will bring glory to his nation
>>222441003he allowed a little bite
>>222441019fibula as strong as a single strand of dry spaghetti
thoughtless empty gesture moonpig father's day card paid for. Sorted.
why would a twenty seven year old man marry a thirty three year old woman bruhhhhh what the fuck
>>222441037you can't make all of it great because you have to remove the parts that make it bad
Does Tim wank?
>>222440993Dont you just want to berry your face in her cute tummy?Shes so pale and skinny and cute, it physically hurts me :(
25 bastarding degrees in this house at 7:45 with all the windows open
>>222440927alri robbing peter to pay paul lad
The Makerfield result in insane lol
>>222441092opening the windows makes your house hotter in summer spasmoid
>>222441092Takes the piss
wish mumberg would buy me a new car, she's always bragging about how much money she makes
>>222441092Are you seriously complaining about 77 degrees? Grow some balls you soft cunt!
>>22244109219 didgeridegrees at quarter to 5 here and i'm freezing my knackers off
I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>222441078mopey cunts like you?
let Tim live that good lifeyou envious little prick bastards
>>22244111477 degrees in the house is NOT comfy. Outside is a different matter.
>>222441108older models are cheap
Just googled where makerfield is because I'm a brainlet and now everyone's talking about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNsous1nbBQSOVL
>>222441124among other dead-weight, yes
>>222441121Bloodninja was a true pioneer in the art of trolling in the golden age of the internet
>>222441133Cunt with the Uhaul crossing two lanes of traffic to turn off.
it gives me the fear thinking about him marrying a 33 year old woman at 27 and then never having childrenmake it stopit's like a night mare :(
>>222441130I used to run 6 miles in 90 degree weather with 80% humidity in Texas, 77, even inside, is nothing.
>>222441133true i wouldn't mind some kind of 80s model corolla that has real character to it, however i absolutely must have a console with bluetooth so i can listen to spotifyberg while i'm driving, not sure if it's possible or how much it would cost to retrofit such a device into an ancient carberg
>>222441162Not having this conversation again, fuck off.
my last car was a 2018 honda hr-v which i rolled and totalled because i was off my face on xanax, good riddance i say, it was a feminine car anyway
the car retards are doing retarded shit with their cars again
isn't texas dry heat? uk is very muggy and that makes the heat slimy and gross
>>222441174Oh right you need a license to open your windows LMAO
i want an ev but dont drive enough to make it worthwhile. and theyre filled with spyware
>>222441187skill issue
yo cody the foids on twitter are big mad because this new right wing waifu is going triple platinum
>>222441191Eastern Texas is probably more humid than anywhere in the UK, and by a large margin.
>>222441191east texas is very humid or so I hear
need you faggots to stop whinging about the weather please
>>222441191Maybe in the Southwest, but not the South East, its basically tropical swamp over there, gets very humid after a rain and it rains alot.
Sun went in for a second and I could actually see my phone screen properly for about 10 seconds. But here it is again. Shouldn't complain about the sun. Source of all life and that. Does it have to be so bright and hot though and what is starmer doing about it?And now I've bollocksed up the captcha cos I can't see the screen properly if I was a taxpayer I'd be fuming at the council right now
>>222441188>>222441199these posts have friendly digits
>>222441224need a little cloud that follows you around and blocks out the sun for you
Look yanks it's not a competition we just aren't used to it and like complaining about the weather OKAY
>>222441242Fair enough
rorke thinks the shark is called Jaws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgcHsIxUtVU
>>222441242the type of guy who when you mention only sleeping 5 hours goes "yeah well i only slept two hours last night and i'm fine"
How can anyone look at the Makerfield results and think there's any hope?
>>222441242i dont say anything about it x the rest are just a strange bunch who poo-poo everything! miserable bastards! not representative of trveblve americans who are jovial like me
that's where they went wrong in this is spinal tapthey never complain about the weather and because of that it's entirely unbelievable that they could be english
>>222441250love this one
Quite sad he has cancer
Sir Andy Burnham's sir leadership challenge
>>222441242you need perspective if you're whinging about 77 degrees in the middle of june
well that's embarrassing. just looked at texas on a map and ofc it would be muggy
only watched a few episodes of top gear the ones where they go abroad
>>222441260Never even heard of the place. How representative of the country can it be? Also there was a guy who's challenging Starmers party leadership position or something so that will get his voters out
rick! wake man!
just heard something get eaten outside my window
>>222441312Tenner says it was a burger
>>222441272They don't talk about it once even in the four-hour workprint cut
>>222441277imagine the relief of being told you have some terminal illness and are finally being released from the misery of lifeI mean not for Jeremy Clarkson obviously because he's a famous millionaire with a loving family but for me, a friendless sexless loser
just remembered you owe me 20 quid
the yanks have their great american pastime, baseballthe brits have their great british pastime, complaining about the weatherwe aussies have our great australian pastime, glassing lebs
>>222441339Oh yeah well this lad >>222441331 owes me 20 so get it from him and we're all square
new >>222441368>>222441368>>222441368
>>222441260It's odd that they willingly voted for a bloke who so clearly has no interest in the area and won't ever be seen there. It's the same as the people who vote for the Speaker to retain his seat, he literally never goes to his constituency and spends all his time in Westminster. Something of the cuckold about it.
it was a sea snake eating an eel
>>222441380I'm sat here wondering why the eel didn't fight back but I guess the snake got him with his venom
>>222441380how come he's got comfy pyjamas on
