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>>222443230
I thought this was Choc Lick for a second

i'm in year 9 of a dead bedroom relationship

Reincarnating as a slug and eating salt

Supporting England but only in a centrist neoliberal way

Picky bits for tea but this time I might do it

if I take Xanax tonight it will be officially 2 months of taking it everyday that is no bueno

rorke holding his own hand when he crosses the street

>Apple (2007)
>Amazon (2009)
>Bitcoin (2010)
>Tesla (2010)
>Netflix (2010)
>Ethereum (2015)
>Shopify (2015)
>NFTs (2017)
>Zoom (2019)
>Solana (2020)
>NIO (2020)
>GameStop (2021)
>Dogecoin (2021)
>NFTs (2021)
>Coinbase (2021)
>Nvidia (2023)
>AMD (2022)
>Palantir (2023)
>Rolls-Royce (2023)
>Hut 8 (2024)
>SpaceX (2026)
What's next? I can't be doing the wageslave thing much longer.

>>222443248
>Having to listen to her and join in with boring shite
>Still not getting to shag
Mate it's meant to be the other way around

>>222443244
Let me in there, I'll bring the magic back

can't stop watching videos of girls with nice big bums sitting on glass tables. love the thought of their bum crumbs leaving a little mark on the table

>>222443276
Jump back on GameStop moass any day now

https://reincarnationresearch.com/ian-stevenson-md-associates-child-reincarnation-stories-with-physical-resemblance/

Took me a while to remember her name but this case is pretty interesting.

>Ten days after Hanan died, Suzanne Ghanem was born. Suzanne’s mother told Ian Stevenson that shortly before Suzanne’s birth, “I dreamed I was going to have a baby girl. I met a woman and I kissed and hugged her. She said, ‘I am going to come to you.’ The woman was about forty. Later, when I saw Hanan’s picture, I thought it looked like the woman in my dream.”

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>>222443294
man of taste

>>222443276
Make a crypto coin and then rug pull it (in Minecraft)

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holy shit it happened!

Favvy delivery service?

For me? It's DHL.

Having a Scouse Prime Minister is unironically worse than having an Indian

>>222443313
inpost by a wide margin

>>222443309
this guy looks like varg with a downs filter

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Indianesses for every ANGLO man!

Feeling obliged to watch all the boring games but then they turn out to be boring

>>222443332
Varg>Asmongold>styxhexenhammer666 all look like a degeneration of the same person

>>222443349
the games I've watched have been good so far, I only saw the last 20 minutes of england thougheverbeit
only negative was sc*tchland winning but hopefully morocco bum them

>>222443347
did a double take there. thought i had posted that but don't recall writing the text.

worked hard for first time in like a year this week NOT a fan

>>222443347
White women suddenly becoming rabidly anti-immigration

USMNT play Australia later :(

Hope everyone remains cordial in /brit/. It's just a game after all.

>>222443298
https://youtu.be/nhGX1YCsvAM
Remember watching this years ago, fascinating stuff and apparently it's not that uncommon for kids to do shit like this

i'm retarded

i've been opening the windows all day to let fresh air in but it's actually making my flat hotter

today i will keep the windows closed

>Premier League fixtures released
>Still in the World Cup group stages
Tescohen will have the Christmas stuff out before you know it

I never bought a 4chan pass because I'm always "planning" to not post here but I really should have got one a long time ago to avoid typing the captchas every time.

when do we all just take the plunge and get AC?

>>222443380
Aussies will be asleep

>>222443393
Based little thing

>>222443409
for a week of hot weather? grow up. deal with the heat. it's character building.

(also millions of people are in fact buying AC)

>>222443409
I got a portable one a couple years ago but even during the heatwaves I don't often use it because the fans are good enough for me

people like you make me SICK

>>222443426

https://youtu.be/_Qa5teuVPRg

>>222443409
almost did last year. was going to this year but it's been bearable inside for now. july decides.
noticed that it can be okay inside until you go out and come back in, then it gets worse but you can't take AC with you for a walk.

what are you trying to say?

Spending thousands of pounds installing air conditioning for all those 12c rainy days in June

>>222443391
would be nice to have a little glacier in my backyard i could stand next to in the summer

might get a shag in tonight

>>222443437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8prvobeGB98

Sir Chris Spargo

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>>222443457

>>222443386
Apparently that was already on my watch list, but I don't remember watching it. Thanks

i deserve to have my dinner cooked for me

zoos should barbecue and serve the animals when they die as long as they aren't diseased

Dr. They/Them

>>222443512
cats and dogs too
get the pets scranned

>>222443518
woke have nothing to say against this

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>>222443522

>>222442420
Inclined to believe in reincarnation

Do you believe reincarnation is random or by choice? Do not like the odds of reincarnating as a random thirdie, ideally would reincarnate within my own family.

>>222443250
What "future generations"?
The White race will be dead by 2100.

>>222443518
this get the rorkes glazed in a lovely msg plum sauce

>>222443512
Imagine how much they'd make from Moo Deng steaks and jerky. And they could sneakily use tons of meat from non-famous hippos. Nobody would know the difference. Some folks would pay silly money to eat a famous animal.

>>222443535
Reincarnation doesn’t work like that

rorke be like "my life a menu"

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I would gladly sniff up Emma Watson’s stinky girl farts.

heathermong is here so we have to talk about his special interest now, children getting raped :\

How the fuck did Italy not qualify three times in a row then
What are they playing at down there

could’ve had a blowjob when I was 19 from a older woman at a wedding after party but I turned her down because I was ashamed of my penis size due to watching too much BBC porn lmao. Mental how much I sabotage my own life

>>222443576
they also won the euros in between
they are just a very disorganised people despite their talent

>>222443574
>children getting raped
It's an exciting field

ever put your entire balls inside a fanny?

>>222443580
you didnt sabotage your life. the jews meddled in your life with their black porn propaganda

it's hilarious when mods ban heathermong and click "delete all posts by this user" and we realise he's like 5 different users

>>222443549
at the very least the money from chinese tourists would skyrocket.
would visit the zoo more often if there was a chance for something exotic on the daily specials board.

>>222443601
would a girl ask this if your willy wasn't filling her up enough

invited dogberg for some num nums and he scranned the lot

>>222443615
he has human feet

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>brits already singing "It's coming home"
You guys never learn, do you?

Cute Nigerian girl said I should come round her house to "try her homemade lasagne" but I said no because I didn't like lasagne

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she brought her boyfriend over just to heightmog him

Sir Heather Nonce

>>222443615
thought this was a tiny animal on a finger from the thumbnail

Just spaffed £400 on a mobile air conditioner. Fuck dying next week

The JFs are trying to banter again

>>222443648
It's a tiny animal on arm

give me a shout if you need anything

got lots of movies downloaded but dont feel like watching any movies

annoying woman at toil keeps questioning everything I do in a very judgemental and passively nasty way
Just made everyone a brew and came in with a tea and a water for me (the water is for hydration) and she starts interrogating me why I need 2 drinks and if I'm really that thirsty and how nobody needs TWO DRINKS
actually hate fat women

>>222443653
>mobile
ngmi

>>222443622
yes it's standard procedure

>>222443633


the virgin 'it's coming home' implied expectation vs the chad 'no scotland no party' actionable threat to the event organisers

Just booked an Antarctic cruise in case it gets above 20c next week

Oh, your wife didn't milk you dry? Too bad, maybe I can be your wife tonight? x

>cute nigerian
simply doesn't happen

>>222443535
There's a theory that we're tricked into reincarnating, told we have lessons to learn or out work on earth isn't finished or whatever. The entities that convince us to come back here feast on our suffering. Hence the mass deliberate cruelty of those at the top of the power structure. They serve these demons (for want of a better word).

I wouldn't say the weirdos on /x/ are typically reliable but you do see some interesting conversations on there between people who read a lot about this stuff, and Christians who obviously can't believe it. The most common objections from these Christians is that these are brown people beliefs (as if the middle east where their beliefs originate was ever white), and also that you can't explain how it works. A silly argument. People didn't know how rainbows worked back in the day, but they observed them all the same. I think reincarnation is just another thing like rainbows that we can see happening but don't fully understand. And I think there are powerful people who know all about it and deliberately keep the masses ignorant of it so they can be trapped in an endless cycle of suffering down here. But that's just a theory.

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>phone call from glasgow number
>sounds like backwards chinese then "we are from the local energy efficiency service are you still the home owner?"
>say yes i'm a home owner
>they hang up
thanks for checking i guess

>>222443633
It's mostly tradition and partly willing it into existence

>>222443678
Not unheard of for me to have a coffee, a water and a soft drink on the go
ADHD you see

*slaps knees*
right, I'm off

When foreigners watch the Premier League and they hear Bournemouth fans or whoever sing "we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" do they think they actually think that

*slaps knees*
Right, time to suck some dicks

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well, rorke?

>>222443633
At this point we sing it with a sense of irony. Nobody thinks we'll win the cup, but as long as we're still in the competition we'll enjoy it while it lasts.

>>222443702
you've been marked

RIP

Nigger

standing in the garden with no clothes on

>>222443735
would have sucked him off id like to see him act tough after that

>>222443703 >>222443736

cope

>>222443772
seethe on

Once again total vindicated for getting a ducted air conditioning system installed in 2023. Something I get zero credit for despite being ahead of the curve by some margin.

>>222443819
was this really worth posting you gimp

>>222443809
not an argument

If England win I'll mock the JFs
If England lose I'll mock the neoliberal establishment and the black players
It win-win

>>222443737
only get spam calls on that number but it's fun to see what they're saying.

gorging myself on lamb and wine while my crew subsist on tinned fish and biscuits

does 27 year old man really call 33 year old woman mommy?
it's what I was told previously on /brit/

It's coming home

>>222443821
In need of constant validation eh? Well here's you medal.

>>222443855
No, that shouldn't be happening.

>>222443858
your dog?

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its coming home

>>222443874
yeah she says you can order a takeaway tonight

sticking my finger up my anus, my anal hole, my ringpiece, my booty, my derriere, my hiney, my keister, my tushy, my badonkadonk, my tuchus, my jacksie, my clacker, my caboose

Alri lads?
Doing a big batch cook today aren't I?
Going to fill the freezer.
But I need more cheese... Fuck SAKE

screaming at the Lowe Dick Eaters cope today

>>222443867
so you think it's normal then and there is no mommy calling? when the 27 year old man marries the 33 year old woman? is just a normal marriage? why don't they have children?

>>222443885
OOOOOOOH
SICK BURN (unironically)

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>spaz throws a kid off something AGAIN

jesus why does this keep happening

>>222443895
What you batchin'?

hahaha janny blocked me hours ago for a totally bullshit reason but the ban didn't end up going through, eat shit janny i hope you got yelled at by your mod superiors

>>222443678
there's a young girl at toil who's like this but I don't think it's done in a nasty way I just think she's a bit socially retarded as she's a bit of a geek as well

Might shit the bed for a laugh

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>74th most reposted image

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>>222443881

don't know if it's just cos I have my "society is broken" glasses on today but I feel like society is broken and the system I interact with is fucked up

spainflag drunk last night screeching about qatar and ukraine

>>222443900
Yep. Totally normal. I would expect children to arrive shortly after marriage on account of the woman's geriatric condition.

>>222443906
autists love they throwing infants off high spots

>>222443918
need to pump these numbers up

would shit myself if they threw into the crocodile pit

carefully curating the porn collection like a little old granny pruning her garden

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>>222443951

>>222443701
Will you go into the light?

been fantasising about my funeral
and how no one would expect many people to turn up just my immediate family but then my brother would tell my boss send an general invite to the toileagues and they would all come streaming into the church and my family would be standing there agog and tearful as they realised my real impact on people

>>222443918
What’s first?

youre partying and having sex meanwhile im fucking playing the sims 2 until my fucking fingers bleed we are not the same

>>222443954
kek that is the incel collection hobby isn't it, the porn on their computer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzJPYvd2PQU
Today's tunage. Another Beatles song

>>222443951
we’ve got better bradleys these days

>>222443964
if you can’t guess it you’re new af

>>222443958
No chance

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the very cute mixed race girl in Greggs decided to accept my free meal deal QR code despite it not actually working on the till, wonder if that means she fancies me

>>222443918
what webbedsite is this

Cut my life into pieces
Gay porn is my last resort
Sucking cock, creaming
Don't care if I cum in your arse bleeding

>>222443954
been curating mine for nearly 20 years now, all neatly separated into sex act

might get a job at the local bottleshop because there's a cute girl who toils there

with absolutely nothing but the shirt off your back how long could you survive in the wilderness?

i reckon id be able to make a shelter but i have no clue what you can eat in the bush so id probably die after a few days

>>222443977
Yes. If a woman is nice to you that means she wants to be your wife that's how it works.

>>222443940
they never did arrive
sad and troubling

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>>222443951
he needs your support

>>222443964
more frogs

>>222443992
Would just be easer to ask her out

fuck's sake didn't wash mugs last night so I've washed them now and I've dried one and I've got tea in it but it's a bit green-coloured so it's gonna taste like washing-up liquid and I'll get poisoned and die

oh, me? off the porn, off the wanking. don't even care if I have a wet dream still won't be doing it

you’re on the wrong planet bro

>>222443961
I want my casket to be catapulted into a castle wall

>>222443984
https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/

>>222444011
i'll bet she gets a dozen alkies a day hitting on her, if i actually worked there i could get to know her a bit

>>222443968
I don't click on this when on the phone because it interrupts and closes what I'm already listening to

>>222444021
think about the minge though bruv think about the minge

rorke accidentally destroying the universe by raping his own arse at 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 999 m/s

>>222443999
ok good I will propose to her next time I get a bacon roll

my life a menu

>>222444029
cheers big ears. of course #1 is starefrog

>>222443965
playing the sims 2 is partying

>>222444035
screasing

>>222443965
sparg made a video recently which referred to sims 2

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gmgm

spargbol

touching my own penis at 0.00000000001mph

>>222444066
doomfists rapemeat

My life a windows XP pipe screensaver

>>222444085
you know nothing.

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Me this weekend

stomp clap hey

left a vent post on the discord server but no one gave it a people_hugging emoji reaction :/

>>222444098
miss him dearly
https://youtu.be/Q56r1t-FNb8?t=21

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>>222444092

Ian see me quiet yesterday
worried about him

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>>222444134

>>222444136
he seemed quiet, you mean?

Cum, sweat, and beers

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>222444158
the weekly forecast

Remember when England could've won the Euros but then Sir Gareth had all the black lads take penalties

finna watch anime

got my anal hole out

>>222444147
blud think he autocorrect

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why did muhammed do it?

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>>222444098
this will be me

mad how Lily Allen was promoted as a grassroots celebrity when she actually had a famous dad who provided the network for her and also Lily made a song about her brother being a weed-smoking dosser but then her brother got a role in Game of Thrones, again because of their dad

>>222443907
Rice, beans, peppers, chicken and chorizo.
A sort of dirty rice one pot thing if you will.
Need to grate cheese over the top once I tub it up

whatever is troubling Ian we must men's mental health him because men's mental health is important

>>222444198
hes a pretty good actor to be fair

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>>222444167

>>222444208
cor

cajuns really saw salmon and asked "what if we blacked it"

>>222444155
>>222444158
troubling juxtaposition

>>222444198
>Sam Smith is her cousin
Interesting

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why cant i have this

>>222444212
I think the stigma around mental health is a problem

Can't believe the lockdown era was real, just mad shit after mad shit

>>222444167
I remember some bloke in here saying he'd been ostracised by all his friends because they were watching it in the pub and when we lost he drunkenly shouted the gamer word at the big telly.

People here don't believe it but I do. Bit of a Pewdiepie moment innit

>>222444198
remember when she used to do that accent

>>222444221
so am i

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*microwave sfx*

might pull down my trousers in public and start playing with myself

>>222444241
we will play football and talk in a big circle and then we will pat each other on the back and hug each other

Can I get Rimworld working on Linux with all these game breaking mods? We're about to find out.

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i don't want sir keir starmer to get old

going to the beach and shoving fistfuls of seaweed down my mouth

weird how sometimes alcohol just doesn’t work for some reason

>>222444291
tranny or just autistic?

Didn't really like Lily Allen but The Fear gives me absolutely mad nostalgia for the late 2000s

>>222444291
Easy

even eggs have gone woke

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>Two weeks after Henry Nowak story broke
>One week after Belfast
>Two days after Rape Gang report released
>Labour still wins with 55% of the vote

Britain genuinely has no right to exist. Just a nation of materialistic kikeslaves from top to bottom.

>>222444296
Don't worry about it

fucking fuming and seething

>>222444329
heatherfungus

i'm unemployed and live with my parents

>>222444344
this is unheard of

>>222444306
Neither of those but there's definitely something up with me lol

>>222444308
With ChatGPT by my side, how can I fail..? Nope not even making it to the title screen now haha

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>>222444344

>>222444329
A decent amount of normies would genuinely rather have their children raped by foreigners than be called racist by the Guardian
It probably sounds like I'm exaggerating but this is genuinely true

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>>222444334
take a deep breath chuddy

unfortunately I'm displaying behaviours and acting in ways

>>222444365
heathershiitake samefag

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feeling devious today

>>222444307
lyrics are very 00’s
muh reality tv and tabloids muh famous for being famous

having a go

I wonder how long heatherpaedo’s Makerfield melty will last? His poor mum must have been dreading those results coming in

Going the shop, anyone want anything?

>>222444392
whys he ornage

>>222444392
orange man bad

Can’t believe spoony retired

>>222444405
curly wurly

Would quite like to move on from being angry about everything but everyone else is angry all the time so it's quite hard

at worst i feel bad for a while
but then i just smile

>>222444444

im racist and what

Remember Big Brother
Remember Robbie Williams
Remember the Iraq War

Whats a good beer to try lads
Last one i had was a pale ale that i enjoyed more than the other beers ive had

curly wurly curly wurly curly curly wurly sang

>>222444466
dogshit

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>>222444466
I'm loving Adolf instead

pk fire!

Need a 6/10 gf with one outstanding feature

does an angel
contemplate my fate

any farting man in

>>222444496
a large willy?

>>222444473
great northern is really worth a try

*gay spacker virgin voice*

Last one i had was a pale ale that i enjoyed more than the other beers ive had

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WAKEY WAKEY RORKE

don't want to be going to the jobcentre every two weeks for the rest of my life

Indeedberg emailing me about jobs 3 hours away that require speaking fluent Dutch

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>>222444473
this is a good one

>>222444526
that’s gotta hurt

I need a gf that challenges me

>>222444516
Wasn't thinking of that but okay

rorke traveling back in time to fight for the germans in ww2 but having a change of heart after witnessing atrocities commited by the nazi regime against the jews

>>222444534
jobsteins everywhere are scraping the barrel now

>>222444534
this is the sort of shite the UC job coach recommends

My head doesn’t fit a 60cm bucket hat

>>222444531
you could be going to a warehouse every day of your life instead

Rorke Uzumaki

None of you virgins talk to me, you don't deserve my time

>>222444365
Yep.
Just a complete lost cause.
People really underestimated to what extent most people are natural slaves. Covid proved that.

Oh did the neoliberal man get replaced by the other neoliberal man did he did he really

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WHO of these two will lead the Labour party into the future?

>>222444562
character development this

>>222444580
*storms off*

>>222444595
I like the left one because he is "King of the North"

"Andy Burnham's a wanker" doesn't quite scan as well but we'll make it work

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here's Shrimp

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>>222444385
Need a shit me

>>222444623
why do you have so many cats

can I get a real explanation then as to why an extremely attractive 27 year old man would marry a 33 year old woman?