so this is bribt is it

Hoping to make a good post this thread so RorkeGPT rates it highly

i've been opening the windows all day to let fresh air in but it's actually making my flat hotter

>>222444842
This is the fittest a woman has ever been

>>222444861
screamincarnating

Erling Braut Haaland.

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You will slave away until you’re 80

>>222444861
hooting

Got the third best post and the second worst post

>>222444877
thats the face i make when mum tells me off in tesco and people saw

Ordered a coffee from a cute zoomer girl without stuttering or embarrassing myself
One step at a time

>>222444877
that's a lot of dosh, wonder how many prossies he could hire with that

Sipping last nights beer while taking a shit and shitposting with the lads.
I'm a man of many talents you see

Afternoon wank on the cards I reckon

>>222444877
dont think so mate, lotto have slashed their odds recently

call me naive but i've got a good feeling

>>222444877
will be a pain in the arse to deposit all of that into the account at the bank

>>222444877
This lad is closer in wealth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

im an intellectual

>>222444877
Was thinking the other day I could go part time but would never be able to afford to retire

had a melty last night and was pulling some insane (you) numbers. mental how 4chan is rigged so the biggest retards win

it's more disturbing because they met and got together when he was 24 and she was 30

I did the feed the thread to an ai and ask it to rate posts gimmick first

>>222444942
If you're such an intellectual then why is this retard
>>222444963
Getting all the yous?

>>222444965
you really deleted your post in the last thread so you could repost it here

>>222444965
Lad, you need to stop, this is becoming obsessive.
I'm sure the lad is just using her for sex and as a practice gf and will drop her by his mid 30s.
Relax, what you been up to today?

learning about what job I can get as a 34 year old with no background in anything

old class mate of mine pulled a bri'ish rose from face book. She is deaf and on welfare and has a child with a guy who looks like a crack addict. He is kind of retarded aswell and gets kicked out of every job after a view months. Every euro he makes he invests into flying to Bongland to visit her. Now he is jobless again and plans on moving in with her and staying in the UK indefinitely.
Iam watching this car crash happening for a view month now over posts online since they share EVERYTHING
its my guilty pleasure.
Anyways hes your problem now.

got the casio A168 on

dont know what to do for lunch munch

>>222444983
I make the posts so you can read them and consider replying to them
need input because unknowns are causing troubling thoughts and "anxiety" haha
so why would he do it
when he should be 26 and marrying a 22 or 20 year old me

>>222445014
Could be working for a supermarket by this time next week easy. You won't though because you think you're too good for it.

Asians give themselves Western names to make it easier to communicate with non-Asians
That's quite nice of them.
What's your Asian name lads?

Think the woman across the street fancies me
She's in her forties and seems a bit autistic but her body is actually pretty good

>>222445031
ho lee fook

>>222445029
I am, working in a supermarket is for children , geriatrics who need some purpose and people who have completely given up

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luncheon

>>222444842
Peak anne hathaway btw
Only brought down by her English ancestry

>>222445005
no they are still married today 45 years later and very devoted to each other

>>222445041
What are you in for?

>>222444871
It's called Netherlands now

My name is Qureshi but you can call me Dave

ruby granger's sister sex arse

>>222444877
you’re not fooling anyone kier

>>222445049
crimes against tastebuds

if he had a speech impediment he'd be keir stammer

>>222445049
>>222445063
i'm actually trying to restore my tastebuds after eating so much junk food and that stuff is already tasting better

sugar and salt destroys your palate

yer da camps outside sports direct at 3am to buy pokemon cards

>>222445082
you have to realise a single police misconduct case won't get people to vote for reform you spastic

>>222445090
No he doesn't take that back TAKE THAT BACK

>>222445029
Guy I knew at uni was like this. Was living on bennies in his parents flat and wouldn't even apply to a retail/starter job because he had a master's in business or economics.
Meanwhile I started there and have moved up into a good job elsewhere after getting a few years exp under my belt.
Not sure what he's up to now but probably the same shit

The singular rape gang scandal

>>222445090
hahaha he actually does

>>222445081
my tastebuds regenerate every week so I just keep good oral hygiene

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>>222444871

fishing trips the hard way's the best

Would be quite happy doing a comfy shelf stacking job but I'm not allowed as I'm not a foreigner you see

the isolated incident of grooming gangs across the country

>>222445082
Britannia ruled the waves when the aristocrats held power and feudal serfs were glad to have enough food for the winter.

>>222445082
my vote is further left than kier in the banned realm of gods

>>222445146
dronemaxxing is underrated
just a comfy easy job where you don’t interact with people is what you want

>>222445041
absolutely grim

Genuinely think awkward types should just try some coke and go the pub

>>222445082
how many fucking times to i have to tell you
starmer could sign a paper tomorrow that replaces all workers with foreigners and the british people would do nothing

>>222445155
The aristocrats have abandoned the nation

where deigo

shake what ya momma gave ya

>>222445169
How are vegetables and eggs grim? Just because I didn't add a ton of sauce and salt? What's the problem you can't enjoy things in their natural form?

>>222445173
Don't know where to get drugs as I'm a total neek sorry

Giving the pet nigger a little treat

pension pot about to hit 100k lads

who else /pensionmaxxing/

>>222445176
Yep

If you bought Rolls Royce stock in 2022 you would have increased your money twentyfold by now

>>222445195
Put that cow back together NOW

>>222445209
dis nigga think he gone live forever

right. I've had a wank. time to start /brit/posting

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as long as you're still breathing, still getting up every day, you haven't truly given up

Luv me Gary Lineker
Luv me Gary Neville
Luv me Gary Southgate
Simple as

>>222445181
Not awoken from his drunken stupor yet.
Although, you can rest assured that when he wakes he will see the divine light of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ, and be compelled to share his teaching with us here.

>>222445042
That’s not Anne Hathaway.

>>222445130
>ornaldo
Intentional?

>>222445213
yeah what about my brother faggot

>>222445260
Man only has time to kick the ball, no time to learn to spell.
Also they're going to Orlando Florida to go blast fishing for alligators in the bayou, it's the American way

bought 40 bitcoins in 2012 for a few pounds
sold them and made £800
was a big deal back then

imagine having an umbrella as a male
the word itself just screams gay so imaging owning one like you’re mary poppins

Normies imagining a comfy retirement in the 2060s as if Britain will still exist by then

rorke on life support after being being utterly humiliated in makerfield AND finding out the guy who threw the 3 year old to the crocodiles was just some disabled person who escaped his handlers not a Somalian refugee which he claimed the msm were covering up all within a matter of hours hahahahahaa

>>222445209
You won't get a penny of that.
By 2060 Britain will be majority non White.

>>222445287
yankcoded shite
americans have done a number on zoomers

>nooo you can't save money britain won't be white in 2070

won't be here. already making plans to move to poland or switzerland

Gfberg has a cold so I may not see her this weekend.
That's unfortunate as I am now in the limbo situation of, do I wank and gamble on her not coming for a shag or not... Hmmm

>>222445317
Materialistic cretin

>>222445317
For me it's Vietnam
If I'm going to be surrounded by foreigners I'd like to at least pick which ones

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fucking ROAR

>>222445322
If it were a real relationship you'd see her in spite of her cold and take care of her. If she was the one who put it to you that you guys shouldn't meet this weekend because she "has a cold" I'm sorry to tell you that it's over / she's being pumped by another lad.

>>222445325
retard it's literally the opposite of materialism
i am moving for spiritual reasons

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>>222445303
not sure about the logic, i've hated umbrellas for most my life thanks to this scene in godzilla (1998) even though almost every umbrella user was american

>he thinks poland and switzerland will survive the Gulf Stream collapsing
Only retirement you'll have will be shuffling around on the permafrost trying to keep warm

Kier Starmer personally threw the baby into the crocodile enclosure.

>>222445197
Just go to the pub and ask someone

>It's a "climate change not global warming" episode

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>>222444842
We are so back Norf Chads

>>222445357
australia was my first choice but then i learned that zhangs and pajeets have taken over

>>222445345
I can't go to her parents house where she lives. She said she wasn't feeling well so couldn't come over last night.
Hopefully she will feel horny and well enough to come over tonight at which point I will look after her

Will actually laugh if it was a refugee who threw that kid to crocodiles

>>222445342
Lad prematurely spaffed like a hose

>Apple (2007)
>Amazon (2009)
>Bitcoin (2010)
>Tesla (2010)
>Netflix (2010)
>Ethereum (2015)
>Shopify (2015)
>NFTs (2017)
>Zoom (2019)
>Solana (2020)
>NIO (2020)
>GameStop (2021)
>Dogecoin (2021)
>NFTs (2021)
>Coinbase (2021)
>Nvidia (2023)
>AMD (2022)
>Palantir (2023)
>Rolls-Royce (2023)
>Hut 8 (2024)
>SpaceX (2026)
Ok let's put our heads together. What's next?

funny how now we have more BAMEs the weather is warmer

Scousers aren't Northern

We're hearing reports that Andy Burnham has unleashed a level 89 Hiryū Gekizoku Shinten Raihō hadō blast wave directly at Keir Starmer yet Sir Keir blocked it by casting a level 81 Danku way of binding (without the incantation) to block it effortlessly. More to follow.

@ChrisMasonBBCNews

>>222445400
We don't like weeb shit here thanks

>>222445390
SIVE

German news talking about a british city called Luton as the tone about refugees changes. I have seen it beeing mentioned 3 times now

>>222445390
never seen any of these films

>>222445390
modular nuclear reactor makers

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7% is great actually, better than expected! British MAGA is here!!

>>222445399
Do they vote Labour? They're Northern

>>222445407
>SIVE
Ok, looks like we've missed that one too. I'll add it to the list.
>>222445422
Say more.

>>222445400
Sir kier starmer of motojinken school?!
You killed our master!

>>222445414
That's where Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon, leader of the English Defence League (formerly known as the English and Jewish Defence League) is from.

>>222445414
mental how merkel said multiculturalism is dead 16 years ago

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Reform didn't really lose and here's why, A Thread (1/47)

Surely this time Labour will fix the problems Labour caused

>>222445437
u just got to look at growth potential dont u
i see modular nuclear reactors as a good growth engine

>>222445426
scream

still don't know what job I want
can any of you lads lend me a million pounds please

... watching Remy Lacroix rimjob scene in my excellent glasses from my PornHub streaming via laptop ...

a blessing in dee skies

>>222445393
i got in trouble for blurting this out in the photon part of chemistry class a decade ago, but melanin absorbs UV and emits it as thermal radiation, whereas pale skin reflects much more of it. the IR radiation could also explain low IQ attraction to blacks, as it mimics the fires whites evolved around.

>>222445437
it hasn’t even started properly yet, it’s going 2000% + from here MINIMUM
Nasdaq listing soon

Right well, instead of going shopping and doing productive things, I've laid on my bed watching the bone snatcher, shitposting with the lads and cracked a tinny.
This day isn't going to turn out well by the looks of it so far.
Need to do something to turn it around before it's too late

>>222445497
I went shopping but now I've been on here for three hours and next I'm having a wank

little peng ting kept turning and looking at me in the lidl queue just now

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*crashes into you and ruins your incel walk*

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>>222445516
should have done this

>>222445497
still need to go to the shop myself to get alcohol and snacks for the night's shitposting and football but it's a long, long walk and it's rainy outside

>>222445497
the obsession with beeing productive is a american jewish invention. Beeing bored and doing nothing is important for our human psyche

showed my dementia'd granddad hentai to cheer him up but because of the blurring he started got violent while screaming "that's no a fanny, that's no a fanny"

just got sent £782 by HMRC lol

>>222445526
he got greedy

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>>222445534
>the obsession with beeing productive is a american jewish invention. Beeing bored and doing nothing is important for our human psyche

Just been robbed £782 by HMRC

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No one talking about the new qt Scottish MP

THINGS can only get better...

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>>222445534
>beeing productive
>Beeing bored

>>222445559
you really have to press your face in to get any aroma so he had no choice

>>222445390
Ghostbusters (1884)

>>222444877
What do you do?

ffs line manager just walk past me hiding in my incel car eating my meal deal and just stared at me

Off to the gfs later to fill her up with cum

>>222444900
KEK

I wonder if it really was so easy post-WW2 to just walk into a business and give the manager a firm handshake and get a job there and then

>>222445598
speaking from experience?

Niggas really be like:
>I don't normally fancy leathery 45 year-olds but this one is from the thrilling world of politics corrspaff

>>222444929
Live stream?

>>222445189
There's a happy moderate option out there. If you dont want to slop up your meals with too much salt fat and sugar, try making traditional sauces, vinaigrettes etc.

greek leaving the job centre:
>I can't wait for my gyro.

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>>222445614

now I have 4chanX on I can see that many posts on 4chans are deleted but for many of them I cannot fathom why

>>222445601
bro's watching the one where the ghosts were made

>>222445638
they’re deleted for a reason so you probably shouldn’t use that
same with the archive

>>222445638
Sometimes it’s an idiot getting banned and all their posts going with them, good laugh when someone’s being a massive twat and you can clearly see all their posts deleted

a gyro is not a sandwich, nyt crossword people

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the anal bum nigga sex clobber

>>222445534
least german post

>>222445638
either someone reported it as off topic or someone got banned and all their posts deleted

>>222445660
Yes yes I will go and die for the Rothschilds

>>222445616
arshdeep

off out to the Spar does anyone want owt

which protestants came up with the protestant work ethic?

need a summer jacket for those chilly nights around the campfire

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>>222445660

>>222445209
I am survivalmaxxing

>>222445701
Mormonists

all the lads are out in their polo shirts and shorts. bald patch on the back of the head

>>222445718
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>222444941
Musk's assets are trash. Bezos is richer

>>222445708
my great-grandparents voted against newfounland joining canada. they were right.

>>222445742
based

>>222445745
don't you ever steal my post ever again

It's unironically raining outside

>>222445751
i'll admit
shagging her in that bed will be a challenge
i can kneel on the floor if i need to eat her
but full sex would be a trial

i would love to lick milly alcock's arsehole

those ai cat family videos on fb make me so angry

>>222445770
same

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>>222445761

Alcock and no hole

>>222445751
whimsical fairytale life

>>222445718
ouuu shiiiii

saw a lad with a nicely shaped arse walk past me earlier and i thought about tonguing it
not gay though am i

>>222444877
how much money is that?
looks like well over $100k
seems a bit silly to have so much cash

>>222445769
Definitely possible, would just take a little creative thinking and positioning

mallardlad thinking about drake's passage

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Can't wait for GTA 6, lads

>>222445842
at least 2k i reckon

the website where you can paste the YouTube playlist and it takes out the ads

rorke counting his steps in his head

>>222445868
rain man over here

>>222445863
>Majority of GTA 6 developers are Indians

>>222445375
Mad how lefty morals are so correct they have to utilize every media in existence to propagate how true it is 24/7

>>222445863
>office manager (female)
>client liaison officer (female)
>customer support (female)
>HR (female)
>recruitment consultant (female)
>project manager (female)
>software engineer (trans)
>software engineer (trans)
>head of people (female)
>software engineer (trans)

grand theft rorko

Okay Google, turn on anal sex toy vibrator-500

>>222445666
haven't seen this bee in a while. get it raped

>>222445894
the wife

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Women in Tech

is it the blue bin or green bin

Mad how our entire society collapsed in less than the time between GTA main series releases

lads lads lads
my sodastream has arrived
haven't used it yet because ive got a lemonade open but ive set it up
all very cool

>>222445938
actually so true
2013 is the year the world died

>>222445940
excited for you lad

>>222445940
whats your empty canister strategy sodastreamlad

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fixture news lads

>>222445708
Look at the little pansy Candadians and saf ifricans with their gay little skirts

>>222445967
the plan is to take it to the shops and get the discount on the new one so you only pay 15 quid a bottle instead of 25
or maybe if im going through them too fast, get on the 90 day subscription on the site

Not a fan of 'them'

>>222446014
bender

>shout at police
>remanded in custody for months until you get a trial
>throw a toddler into a crocodile pit like a cartoon villain
>get sent home
mental how openly the left hates us all.

>>222446027
:-(

>>222445836
not gay

>>222445082
the english are a slave race. they could make it law tomorrow that everyone has to get shagged up the arse by a migrant and the only people protesting would be tommy ten names and the boys in belfast.

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>>222446028

reform and restore tears

just realised maggie from the simpsons is named after her mother

Marjorie - Marge
Margaret - Maggie

just realised sneed and feed is named after chuck sold it

Sneed and Feed - After
Chuck and Fuck - Before

>>222446065
those are different names mate

can hear people laughing outside
cunts

>>222446065
bizarre post

too fucking hot by far

>>222446088
reading my posts mate they can’t help it

Rorke have you ever considered moving to Northern Ireland and becoming a loyalist? If enough Rorke did it you could break away and create a Rorke ethnostate and conquer the ROI for lebensraum.

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why can't you gimps simp for a real baddie and not that ugly raccoon cunt

haven't pooed in five days

>>222445708
>America not on the list
Gee, I wonder why.

wish i was french
sometimes get genuinely depressed im an anglo and not a frog

maggie is named after matt groeining's own little sister

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so happy we're bedding up to this fella in an effort to stabilise the world

>>222446116
shes mid as fuck
post other pictures of her. you wont (you might post the AI one)

>>222446122
Not in the Commonwealth and probably still not joined the war at that point that was made

>>222446116
Looks too much like a boy
First exposure to her was a thread in the catalog that literally said 'kazakh twinks' so I assumed she was a boy

>>222446074
nigel thornberry

>>222446141
Ah, a fellow stable genius.

What are most average and common facial feature types in English women
I don't go outside but am trying to draw something

>>222446153
>mid
alri blackie

>>222446188
being beautiful and radiant

>>222446116
sup mouldie

>>222446188
british genes create fat ugly evil looking munters with recessed asymmetrical faces and pale sallow skin that wrinkles easily

>>222446189
grow up

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>>222446153
removing sound from her videos as we speak so i can post here

>Zeidy posted once and it was immediately removed
Squeakin'

>>222446188
maisie williams

>>222446208
alri blackie

>>222446206
English genes

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scran

>>222446210
she gets fucked by kazakh boys

>>222446014
that's what i do at argos

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02Jh8uyDsU

>>222446211
too little too late

is tim political

>>222446206
It's just the food and lack of exercise

https://scrandle.com/

lets play todays scrandle

>>222446221
does he not have a little fridge he can lash those beers in
warm becks ain't it

>>222446221
Paired with a selection of beers, Coca-Colas and premade coffee drinks delightfully brought up to room temperature.

>>222446221
looks like alan carr belched on it

>>222446210
imagine being a successful teen athlete and then all of a sudden becoming famous internationally for your looks. it must make all her peers very jealous. probably gets ostracised and negatively effects her mental health. something to think about.

>>222445842
seems like over 100k
>>222444877
going to be funny when he dies in an armed robbery

here you go with sound

>>>wsg/177221

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781871479309902.mp4

>>222446287
she's loving it

>>222446287
are you going to start posting and replying to yourself about this unremarkable skeleton indefinitely now?

Watched too much of the football and now I'm bored of the football

i'm sleepy nigga

>>222446210
holy crap, she has big feet

I have identified Kilkeel as an ideal site for the first Rorke settlers of Northern Ireland.

>>222446337
same, was up until 3 gooning

>>222446332
too many fucking teams group stage going on forever

Weirdest thing just happened
Went out into my garden and the way the sun was shining and the smell of the air or something uncovered a memory of a young me singing that vindaloo vindaloo na na football song from 30 years ago
Not heard it in decades but I somehow remember the entire song and now it's stuck in my head

>>222446303
why does social media make 100% of women want to strip and show off? it's so weird.

Niggas be like:
>Omg is that a fat Indian woman with a massive nose AND she's a huge leftypol? I'm literally in love