can you smell what the 3d printer is pooing edition
>>222447964
facebook shit isn’t funny even ironicallygive it up
mental how good i am at this daily
goldfish goes to the doctordoctor says 'let me guess, out of the bowl'
ILIA ATUOURO TOP TOROI'M IN MARBELLA BRO
the entire article is about how she thought kids in ballys was a myth until she saw some gyppo kids in Cambridge with them and now she wants them banned
>>222448502>we have enough people hiding their identities on social mediagod forbid
might slope off tfh for a tactical tommy tank
Did he die?>>222447964
>>222448502foids: just ban it lol
no respect for the rules. a lawless board
>>222448255love to see it
Happy Juneteenth
>>222448540saw a foid tryna ban misogyny the other day while defending misandry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aonTwBM1AZMI never bought a PS5 pro and now they cost a grand i'm sure there will be deals on in November though maybe cut it to £500
STAND YOUR BASESTAND YOUR BASE
Anyone else witness that epic spaki melty last night?
>>222448581need to get your priorities in check
>>222448620I'm watching Toy Story 5 tomorrow
Thank you to his Excellency Turki Al Sheikh for making this thread possible
>>222448602That ludicrous display last night
Rare baby 'Geep' born in Ohio
Why did spaki get banned from /sp/ again?
starmerbros...
>>222448683We don't talk about it. Also never ask him why is original trip was banned.
>>222448683accidentally left his trip on when spamming CP :/
>>222448648
No party with Sargon of Akkad attached will get anywhere
>>222448694We fight on
Carl of Swindon
>>222448736Left tummy moggs right one true
fucking WISH one of these faggot youtube auditors would try me when I’m at work I don’t give a shit about losing this job
Graf Karl von Swindonheim
>>222448797neekiest post of the year
>>222448806True british nobility right there, right next to Baron Rorke aus dem Greggs
>>222448583 >>222448583 >>222448583
>>222448797Are you a polisman
>>222448845:/
>>222448845right what've you done that for
Marquis Charles d'Swindóne
>>222448845pictured: rare baby geep being born in ohio
Just can't believe putting those coke addicted paki brothers in charge of ASDA didn't help it
>>222448502never seen a white person wear onedid they pay some white actors to put one on for the photo?
curl of swinedon
>>222448743Never been to one. Where's he holding it?
sir ronald pickering
aussies when USA beats AUS later today be like "aw nawr!"
Emperor Cao Li of Swi Ndong
>>222448913asda is profoundly grim, and their choices for locations stink
>>222448797Depends when they used to just do it to police I didn’t mind but the police stopped giving them reactions so now they just go after the average joe trying to work
>>222448946gp
AAHHH WHYY WHYYY????https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781820829662447.mp4
dont think i will click that
>>222448961>their choices for locations stinkthey seem to think sticking them outside of train stations is a great idea. It's really not.
>>222448957Alright I chuckled at this one
>>222448946you stole this joke from me you little shit
Anyone got any anime recommendations?
>>222449007yeah, i recommend turning the damned TV off
>>222448913Feel bad now. I steal chewing gum every time I go in there
>>222449007ever watch pokemon?
>>222449007Danger Mouse
>>222449007Call of the Night Season 2 - Opening | MirageOne Piece Episode 1153
Lads, I am screaming into the fucking void so would just like to vent a little, if I may.FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>222448973Grim but how is it possible to have such low situational awareness?
city skyline 2 is actually quite boring now that I’ve been playing it for a few days straight
>>222449070reddit tier commentredditors always on about situational awareness in completely normal situations to make themselves seem like they would have done anything differentlyit's just a freak accident get over it
>>222449113bizarre schizophrenic comment
I can’t seem to get hired no matter how hard I try. I can’t get a loan or credit card because I have no credit score. Please be serious please tell me how you would make £5,000 if you were in my situation. I’m really desperate and if I can get this I can start to get my life on track
>>222449113mate...
Crazy they leaned into the meme and put graggle in an episode
>>222449005i created the aw nawr joke lad
>>222449148Do you have a nice bum
>>222449122>>222449154literally every thread where someone dies in an accident you will have at least 1000 comments from bots (who have learned from real redditors) that saying "situational awareness" gets you 1000 updootsjust another way for clumsy retards to feel better
>>222449113reckon you should have had the situational awareness not to post this deranged comment
Arsehole stings
>>222449156>34 seasons>only 10 good onesneeds to be put down
>>222449156who the fuck even is that?
>>222449148go to job center and get a job
>>222449183No. Not doing anything gay>>222449204Humiliating I don’t want to involve job centre
>>222449186hmm yes fascinating mate do tell me more *surreptitiously presses the button under my desk to summon security*
>>222449202Graggle Simpson, he was in the earlier seasons but has since been edited out
>>222449230>>222449187bbw jav torrent has finishedi'm off for a wank
In Finland we have taattuu do you have similar thing
>literally every thread where someone dies in an accident you will have at least 1000 comments from bots (who have learned from real redditors) that saying "situational awareness" gets you 1000 updoots>just another way for clumsy retards to feel better
Missus and her sister
>>222449113
parasite...
>>222449113I think it's death anxiety. They like to think some sort of smartness could spare them from such things, that you could randomly die horrifically bothers them
reckon Aussies would feel right at home in Texas
Might have a nap with a buttplug up my arse. Thoughts?
go some slags were buying plant pots today and their arses were hanging out of their cut bum pants it was bare arse cheeks just hanging
ever had a brick shit make your ass bleed
>>222449300Being aware of a 10 tonne bin lorry approaching on a narrow road behind you and stepping out of the way is hardly some sort of esoteric skill you muppet.
seen a guy take an open wheelie bin out and a gate falls on him and his head gets decapitated with the side of the binon reddit they were like "HOW DID HE NOT SEE THAT COMING" like yeah retard you would assume a gate that's been up for 15 years to just fall down there and then
>>222449186>>222449186>>222449113>>222449344These the kind of Indian niggas who walk on the train tracks.
Mad how football commentators have put up with all sorts of woke nonsense but the players stopping for a drink is a bridge too far
>>222449113>>222449186hit the nail on the head for how redditors post quippy little remarks on people dying as if they aren't the most aloof people in the worldreally riled up the "situational awareness" posters with these ones
AUS-USA will be the first world cup match between two countries that (correctly) call it soccer
>>222449359don't wanna hear their whinging we should be getting 3 minutes of adverts like the yanks are during the hydration breaks
not illegal to look though is it
>>222449156Hoax imageThough it is surprising they haven't leaned into the meme for a one off Treehouse of Horror or somethingThey're utterly obsessed with the Homer backing into the bush meme and shoehorn that as much as possible now
Homer Simpson is the blueprint for White men.
always hated treehouse of horror. shows shouldn't break their own universe laws even on special episodes.
>>222449521cock mogs me! aha
a nice charitable stranger left dog poo outside my front door so now I have to go out and pick it up in a bag and put it in the binnever had a dog before so I'm not adept in poo disposalanyway I'm fuming about it
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1781847494410545.webm
dangerously stiff from cloggy's last video
what does dog poo feel like for someone who's never had to touch it before
I would like to repeat my rather agressive outburst from earlier, ladsFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
so no one’s going to fcuking help me in my time of need then no? Some friends u lot are
>>222449567why they doing that then?
We here at /brit/ give our utmost support to the trans community and believe trans rights are human rights.
>>222449604what it is you need, my son
The rice and beans are cooked. Just need to cook the meat and peppers. Also I've slicked back my hair so that the Norwood is visible.You love to see it
That's more euros sorted for me holiday. Get up mush x
any disembodied head and neck coming out of a toilet man in
ronaldo must feel awful with messi scoring a hattrick and everyone calling him shit and old
got the jav on haven't i
>>222449614>>222449148
>>222449561Apologies on behalf of another dog owner xshould be allowed to shoot anyone who litters, let alone literal faeces
>>222449222>Humiliating I don’t want to involve job centrehow do you think we all have so much money mate?
any gymlads in
>>222449568Knew it. Tranny post gets attention, 2 big Booba females get 0 attention. Brit is gay for girl-cock
>>222449681lush that if its a white family
>>222449638why did you go to the bureau de change instead of just using your card abroad?
>>222449681This image is from 1.5 years ago
>>222449659why do you need £5000 specifically, what do you plan to use it forall I think you can do is go to jobcentre like the other anon said, get on bennies and live with parents
>>222449697sombalia
>>222449148chances are if you rob a bank branch you wont get caught, maybe like a one in three chance if you do it right?
Seen that webm 4 times today. Dangerously horny now. Don't go outside or else something might happen to you
Had an Autoglass guy around this morning. He's just done a job on a Motability car for someone who's only been in the country for eight weeks. He wasn't very pleased.
>>222449695Yeah we love women here. Problem gay boy?
>>222449730o I am laffin
>A recovery driver was today found guilty of killing his teenage girlfriend with his truck after she had a baby with another man.>Mohammed Azim, 41, used his Mercedes sprinter flatbed 'as a weapon' to crush Lily Whitehouse, 19, against a lamppost. He then lied to police that she had been a victim of a hit and run.>Azim, a divorced father who moved to the UK from Pakistan when he was 14, had denied murder and manslaughter and was convicted of murder by a majority of 10-2 following a two-week trial.>The court heard the pair met on the High Street in West Bromwich in 2023, when Miss Whitehouse was 16, and exchanged mobile phone numbers. They went on to have a sexual relationship but separated for a short time, during which Miss Whitehouse became pregnant by another man.>Azim then picked up her body and put it in the cab and drove around the corner before calling emergency services. In a 999 call played to the jury he could be heard screaming and shouting but refused to start CPR telling call handlers 'she's dead bro'.>Jurors were told Ms Whitehouse had a 'pretty awful childhood'. Her mother left when she was three and she was brought up by her father Jamie. She left home in 2023 when she was 16, moving in to supported accommodation.
that looks really painful around the penis
>>222449747Name?
got off the phone to rorkes mum just there not sounding good at all we’re all with you mate
Don't post leaked content
>>222449714To start a business become self employed >>222449738I’m not a criminal
>>222449783>>222449812Maaaaaate>>222449804https://xcancel.com/zoeyamara_
>>222449823Did the content make you leak?
>>222449683that's not chubby
i don't get how cloggy is able to post so quickly after getting banned.
>>222449769standard 40 year old pakistani bloke approaching a white working class 16 year old in the street and pulling her. meanwhile timmy is caged up and on estrogen LOL
What BBC does to ytboiz
>>222449882I am the hacker known as four chan
>>222449769cant wait to go extinct desucant believe my own people allow this
Could do with a long sleep. Been up since I don't know when. What happens if you go to bed at 4pm? If I count 8 fingers while starting from 4pm that ends up at midnight. I'd be waking up at midnight.That might actually be quite nice. All night to do whatever. Maybe go for a walk at about 4am as the sun's coming up.
>>222449926why did you get up early
Alcohol shits coming on strong. Feeling very uneasy but need to finish chores and play more armoured core
what kind of man is attracted to trannies?
>>222449884Yeah sounds like a healthy relationship that doesn't it, a 40 year old man and a 16 year old girl. Until she tried to get away from him and he murdered her. He's a total stud apart from the murder bit. Bet he was cool enough to offer her drugs and alcohol too, what a sound chap.
>>222449884fungus
>>222449969I don't remember. Don't know how long I slept. My sleep pattern is out of control and I'm suffering. Maybe 8 hours in the last few days, I don't know any more.
>>222449007Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Arseberg is in control of the situation now and there's nothing I can doSend help
>>222450049why is it happening
>>222450017A weak man too insecure to goon to BMWF
>>222450067I love her so much
We at /brit/ wish Scotland a completely humiliating defeat!
>>222450066Alcohol mostly. Either getting shit sleep because it's in my system or can't sleep because it's not. And this fucking heat.
been rock solid all day at work thinking about scotland getting BLACKED tonight broadcast live to the entire world not long now x
>>222450107Buy a fan and sleep with the windows open it's really not complicated
quite a few mentally ill people here
>>222450092Who? Lycragun?
a THIRD cup of coffee?? At this time of day? Why not...it is friday after all and you only live once as they say...
get ya fucking willy out for the IRA
>>222450120Any Scottish girls getting blacked on video?
love it when the rorke twitter accounts do their daily performative sharing of a white pedo story to pretend they care about them just as much
>>222450093in that scenario he'd be a gay prince, not a gay lord
>>222450135yes
>>222450131There's no handle on my window so I have to use tape to slam it shut. Can't do that at night or it'll wake the neighbours. And I don't have a fan. And it probably wouldn't do shit if I did, I've had a fan and chucked it. Everything is complicated when you're running on fumes sleep-wise
on the bokkles even though I've got a catchup with toilberg at half 4 idgaf
scotland are going to win the world cup
Mad how she took BBC
>hihi I'm so modest I cover my chebs
Bit dark and grey clouds, lads>>222450196Reminds me last week, had a 'big' meeting for an office renovation in one of the New York officesWas on the 4th can when I forgot to mute when I went to open a new and pour it off cameraHAd to explain how big a fan of the mineral water in cans the Irish are
sir clog wog
>>222450163>its about stopping children being raped>no it's not you just don't like children being gang raped by these men because they're BROWN you RACISTgetting really, really fucking tired of you people now
cloggy mega meltdown
>>222450143On my 8th of the day myself. The old tummy is rumbling but it just feels right.>>222450190A fan would certainly help, maybe you just had a really bad one. Get a free-standing one and not a box fan, you want it to be slightly above your bed.Putting a wet towel on top also helps to cool the room down.
Why do we give free housing to immigrants when British people can't afford our own homes
>>222450258
just been raped
will suck a willy for 30 quid
got to clearance level 6 in DRG rogue core but level 5s already took about an hour probably be a bit long going any deeper it gets lonely in the solo gaming mines
catching up with last nights america first
what we thinking lads are we giving this shitshow a watch or nah
>>222450293Is that game any good? Big fan of the original but it seems people on steam don't like the new one so much.
anyone else want to suck my willy for 30 quid
Me in the hood (Amsterdam South East) stealing the hearts of chocolate girls
>>222450310bet this got deleted immediately
>>222450310this is fake I've been through the system and you have to give them loads of details even during the pandemic, submit al kinds of paperwork
so warm that rorke took one step outside and started talking like a jamaican
The chocolate girl I scored
>>222450163Yeah people never actually care about kids being molested do they? That's unimaginable. Literally everything is about racism and only racism. Even kids being raped. "But what colour skin were they??" Are you even human?
>>222450322don't have any cash sorry
>>222450243>>222450368hope elon reads these xx
>>222450326I hate nigger culture
>>222450391>>222450391>Back from a 3 day ban because I wasn't kind enough about Israel.>decides to go on a racist rant about blacks on a blue boardWhat the fuck, lad
>>222450380unlucky
>>222450418He probably got a lot done in the last three days and doesn't want to get sucked back into this infinite time sink again. I'd do the same but I can ban evade at the touch of a button.
>>222450418If facts are racist so be it. Also I'm trans btw.
was not the weather for this
>>222450310This is fake as the comments pointed out. You have to give bank details up front for any benefit claim. Russian D&C bot spam.Reddit is fucking crazy for this ever since LLMs came out. I'd say like 80-90% of the front page is just obvious AI gender wars, culture wars bullshit. Likely driven by state actors.
>>222450318yeah I like it and some of the things the negative reviews are about have already changed (you can pick a casual time limit now I think was a big complaint) or will surely change because they're bad in a roguelite (shared loot pools) but I don't notice that one as an incel solo gamer so I prefer it being faster and having more combat
>>222450477meds, NOW
>>222450456Oh you can ban evade, can you?Like a big lad? Think that makes you a fucking hard lad do you?Wouldn't have the fucking balls to take that ban face first like a real fucking hard lad >>222450458Nothing wrong with being racist, lad. Just don't be retarded and get banned.
the russian lad who posts here isn't evil i don't think. he just hates dogs
shitting my guts out
>>222450315watching for the 5% chance the yanks lose
>>222450493>Online disinformation doesn't exist because...because...well it just doesn't OK!
>>222450493no they're right, this is all just pumped out shit to push agendas
big toe is throbbing
he's going to be raging all night
>>222450551a lot of it is just made up shit from people who want karma tbf
How long before some group or state unleashes a bioweapon designed by AI to target certain racial ethnicities? Every race is a potential target here, depending on who uses it. We might see people forced to live in pure global ethnostates in our lifetime. Only Indian people left on the planet. Or Jews. Or white people.Who's most likely to do it and who would they target?
>>222450529If I think a ban is reasonable then I will reflect on my behaviour... for about 2 seconds lol
>>222450572is that possible? is that something that can be done???
wanking to 9/11 jumper footage
>>222449007I recommend having sex
>9/11 jumper
>>222450619which studio is that
>>222450639s
>>222450639roaring
>>222450610We already have genetically engineered viruses. The real danger is if it's a sort of delayed effect. Everyone has got it, dormant, symptomless, spreading it, before people know it exists. Then it becomes deadly and it's too late to quarantine or whatever. Maybe we've already got it. How would we know?
need a new series to watch
>>222450639Rorke's garms for the Restore Britain march
>>222450571oh yeah that too
>>222450618mental if one of them jumped off, went through a wormhole and landed right in the new wahey
>>222450347>>222450477bullshit. i got my pip in 2020 i just ticked "can't cook by himself" "can't get dressed by himself" etc and gave them by ssri prescritpion (never take nit)i got 1200 a month plus rent (600) paid and they never bothered me againstill on pip today and i have about 30k in savings (mostly cash they don't know about it)
couldn't get steaming could i
thinking about how my great grandparents ruled a giant fuckoff massive empire and now we have literally nothingit not bloody right
>>222450639rorke rocking up to prom with this instead of a suit
>>222450715Widow's Bay
>>222450755Don't believe this.
>>222450780good. less of you know about this more money for me (and fatima, jamal and rasheed).
>>222450780i completely believe this because i've seen it happen several times in real life.
>>222450538thank you mr us government employee sir rubinstein, it’s definitely those evil scary forrunswestern governments would never lie to you
>>222450759
Nice swimming sesh today. Lads in the sauna were talking politics. Just stayed quiet me even though I agreed with them lol.
>>222450780It's piss easy to get PIP. They can't refuse you if you have been diagnosed, and the doctor can't not diagnose you if you tick all the boxes for 'pression, 'xiety and 'tism.
>>222450814Have you recovered from your 4 hour long melty last night spaki?
>>222450755based
>>222450837yes, thanks for asking
>>222450572The Chinese would. Whites died in 1945.
>>222450828Sauna is bad for your balls
>>222450828What were they saying?
>>222450814Are you really that gullible that you think Israel doesn't spread online disinformation?
>>222450477if you're using reddit that much that you can make assessments about the front page you should probably stop or at least go back there
>>222450755My nigga rollin in bennies
>new starter at the toil>it's the same name of some fucking cunt I went to school with who was a retard. Like seriously level of retradation>had to call HR and confirm it was indeed not the fucking retard who was known in school as 'the lad who'd wank in the library to the biology books'
polcels are in meltdown over on pol
>>222450872bizarre post functionally israel is america
>>222450716We know you don't have the balls to actually get cucked so can't take you seriously
>>222450921Oh right, so Israel and America spread disinformation online, but Russia and China don't? Because...err...um...
>tfw no latex gf
Call me when you try and wake herCall me when you try and wake herI can always sleep standing upCall me when you try and wake her
>>222450920why
>>222450610
>>222450943because russia and china are BASED and fighting the GLOBALIST AGENDA with TRUTH
helped a woman fix her bike earlier so now I've got some karma built up and can spend the evening being racist and sexist
>>222450866The Chinese government definitely would. So would North Korea. Maybe the fanatical Wahabbist Muslims would if they could, with the backing of a Saudi Royal. Russia, possibly? There's loads, and that's without worrying about a cult, or secret society, or random terrorist group, or rogue paramilitary group, or even a single wealthy genius once AI is sophisticated enough but can be hacked to design a bioweapon.The more I think about it the more it seems inevitable.
>>222450977screaming... SCREAMING
>>222450977You were probably looking at her ARSE and TITS weren't you?
>>222450977You didn't rape her, lad?
>>222450943My side: noble Internet warriors fighting for truth and freedomTheir side: evil spreaders of disinformationHe's sub-100IQ.
>>222450962chud on ultrachud wars about the byelection
>>222450964did you really screenshot your own threadwere you that proud of it
>>222450761unfunny quintessentially canadian post
>>222450977aw, that was sweet of you
>>222450943maybe they do, but reddit (what this was originally about) is a us government propaganda website
yeh so dad didn’t get my new gf a bday present noted
>>222451017sure it isn't a canadian government propaganda website?
>>222451017Right, so you were just talking out your arse when you said that the notion of well-funded Chinese disinformation being spread on the Internet was a "lie"?
It's going to be hot next week>Amber extreme heat warning issued as 35C heatwave approacheshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cz0jde5xkjvo
been working on this same spreadsheet at work for months just to look like i'm busy. could finish it in 5 minutes with AI but why would i do that
>>222451011dont know what these words mean
>>222451020happy birthday!! xx
>>222451058Reform-mongs fighting Restore-mongs because they all got btfo last night
>>222451020happy birthday x
>>222451043He will deny ever saying this despite it being there in the thread for everyone to read in 3...2...1...
>>222451020he's from the old school, he shouldn't have to explain himself
>>222451020why would your dad give your gf a gift? very odd post
>>222451013yes you see i did in fact get pip in 2020 and got all the extras and moved into a better flat so now i have an even better deal
>>222451043i think it’s sensible to be sceptical about claims from us intelligence officials about china. but there’s probably some truth to it. however you reflexively accusing china of subverting what it is a proven american glowie propaganda website, instead of the americans, is bizarre. you are far more biased than me
im the ummypops, im the ummypops pops
just been given one million pounds
I'm ummyployed
>>222451143i'll slap you with my ummycock
there are both prosand consto going outside in the summer
>>222451072it's different because that election was a referendum on sir keir starmer
gail boetticher
>>222450933I showed my gf my redgifs BBC post listShe watched every single clip
just died at my desk
>>222451190what did she think
>>222451020baffling post
New>>222451208>>222451208>>222451208
>>222451210
>>222451198She said the cocks are too big to fit in a normal woman, and that the girls are probably trying to hide in how much pain they are.
