the truth is often stranger than fiction
>>222452946i always thought northern europeans had the highest concentration of neanderthal dna but apparently it's the east asians.
why do they always make cyclops look like the rock
br*ts become infatuated with silly trends like "nigga jar" this does not happen to other continental euros.
>>222452983yes on the fourth of july
Making my own nigga jar
putting another nigga in the nigga jar
british genes poster is a mouldie gimmick
>>222453016just realised after posting this I'm playing metro last light REDUX another remake
cheesy michael
>>222453050Cambridge mogs Oxford for museums, but the Ashmolean is excellent.
Bellend smells like piss
Diego hath let us down
rorke showing up to dragon's den with his new invention: nigga jars but with HP sauce instead of koolaidasking for 200K for 5%takers?
SEX 77: SEXO WITH JEETA WHO SMOKES MARLBORO
What did he mean by this
Myco myers
free gazafree palestine
>>222453071why do you say mouldie when I point out our shortcomings
>>222453071we know nigga who asked let him do the needful
>>222453083Was in Cambridge today.Always thought Cambridge was the quintessentially British quaint little town with an elite academic institution.Despite the lack of vape and kebab shops it isn't. All I saw were rivers of Indians and Chinese, a surprisingly obnoxious variety that I've never seen anywhere else.I went to trinity college to see the iconic building but my view was obscured by 600 Indian and Chinese tourists all just standing about screaming and taking photos.A disappointing trip
>>222453110War of the Worlds (2025)
free willy
>>222453135free goyim
*slowly morphs into a mushroom*alri lads
>>222453148Sup roachie
listening to mordecai by between the buried and me
(8) aí é muito fácil, professora, é six seven (8)
>I live with 7 indians in a houseshare
>>222453131>All I saw were rivers of Indians and Chinese, a surprisingly obnoxious variety that I've never seen anywhere elseIt's a university city
>>222453135made me cry when i was a kid ngl
>>222453131Forgot pic.
>>222453131Cambridge, like Bath and other historic towns, is just a theme park for tourists now and there are studentmongs everywhere. Cambridge for some reason has tonnes of Chinese people living there so there are always Falun Gong organ harvesting demonstrations and other weird stuff. The history, architecture and museums are great though, it's a bit weird to let a load of foreigners ruin your day.
>>222453156sup burger
>>222453184Rape
>>222453135If you insist. *unzips*
Might go down to the pub and just see if anyone's there. If nobody I know is there I'll befriend whoever is up for a chat.Life as a charismatic and handsome extrovert with high self-esteem is so so sweet.
>>222453175They were tourists. A lot of families just trying to get a photo of themselves in front of each college.
Two hours till Aussies get a dose of BYC
Things Americans are overrepresented on>the amount of ice in their drinks >how often they shit themselvesForget school shootings these are the real metrics
can’t wait to hear about this labour leadership contest every day for the next month
>>222453211Okay don't report back because we don't care
hope australia eviscerates the yanks later
>Lidl opens first-ever pub, The Middle Ale, in ‘milestone moment’ for supermarket chain>The move is a strategic manouevre to navigate Northern Ireland's strict alcohol licensing laws.>A tight regulatory environment governs liquor licences in the region. Permits are not easily obtained; they typically require purchase from businesses that are either closing or no longer intend to sell alcohol. >Furthermore, applicants must demonstrate an “inadequacy” of existing provision in the area. Unable to prove a shortage of off-licences in Dundonald, Lidl pivoted its strategy. The retailer instead applied for a pub licence, successfully arguing that there was an insufficient number of bars to serve the local community.
>>222453218>mordegoy
>>222453218benson fi mad
>>222453211life as a no-friend loser lol
happy midsummer /brit/
Rorke compensating for the memory of having crossdressing wanks with his sister's clothes as a teen by being a right wing gymcel chud and burying the homosexual shame deep down
>>222453218I like the ghost with the fork on his head
>>222453211>high self-esteemmeaningless if you don't have the accomplishments to back it up
>>222453240KTIM
poo is just weakness leaving the body
>>222453249the fuck are you doing here bro shouldn't you be out in a field with tall blonde peng ladies?
>>222453196bath was already like that when i lived there in 2008. no pakis though
>>222453239scream
>>222453268:(
>>222453256Seems a bit targetted this
>>222453268
>>222453278nh, celebrating with a whiskey and the missus for me
>>222453256very autobiographical post
rorke celebrating juneteenth
Ray Johnston plans to visit Lidl's pub
>hometoil>did not get the BIG lunchwell FUCKLads, I don't even want the BIG cans or the fucking BIG chips now
manifesting rape for all of us
leftypols have started lifting
mordecai fucking rigby rule 34https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZPQaihwZRA
nobdoy in britain care about the sun and the moon except the hippies. theyve killed our cultyre. we just work and go on about our lices. its over
>>222453340big fuck off
>>222453340you're a BIG twat
this is "beep"
just had a shower but i want to wank again
>>222453118sup fungus
wanking to black people in public
>>222453337ok
>>222453354Alri, lad. Where you fucking off to?>>222453366Just like your mum x
>>222453379nopenegativenuh-uhwrong
>>222453379that's juno
>>222453422she's doing ' beep ' face
>>222453349so they won’t be lefties anymore thenlike when “socialists” start actually making money
>>222453379that's juno overwatch
my mum is not a twat
gonna go to Mexico to get a Chinese EV for dirt cheap
>>222453415HATE this reply. STOP SAYING THIS.
>>222453404why am I him?
aff tae kill and murder
right so the jews, ‘luminati or the fuckers at cern have opened some sort of portal for demons because people seemed to have bloody lost it
Bring back Joga Bonito
>>222453446They'll be swolecialists instead
>>222453463your intense autism and obsessive posting has a mouldy texture to it
ok?
juno overwatch R18
>>222453481well i'm not him. i'm just an honest lad fighting the good fight
>>222453470you can't say that mate
>>222453379she gets passed around the talon barracks and used as a fleshlight
another day another gaping in poundland
>>222453480this would have killed in 2013
no alcohol for me tonight. for me its a boring incel friday night watching screens in my incelhouse
they made gta woke
>The Wachowski sisters
>>222453510Right is more attractive morethoughver
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uzt4V0dXTrM
>>222453528of course rorke would say this
>>222453528truke
if the truth will rape them, then let them be raped
crusty hippies going OOGA BOOGA BOOGA OOGA WOWOWOWEEEEWOWOO WOW AYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAY WAHEYYYYYA HEYOOOOOOOWA around a fire infront of stonehendge and then all shagging eachother in the back of their campervans
having a kokoro attack
>>222453510>Nice Baby
Nice to see Kunley talking about the very point that I made on here a few months back, and how 'Northern' is a fake and politically-driven Marxist identity distinct from being Northumbrian, Cumbrian, Lancastrian or a Yorkshireman.
>>222453510oh no, the vapid bitch is brown now!
>>222453546corr and the women are all hairy
>>222453562Yeah he's more of a /brit/ aggregator account now. Copied a few of my posts here verbatim and turned them into image macros so he did.
wish there was a holiday for every season or important astronomical events so we can feel more in touch with nature the only holidyay with a seasonal vibe is christmas which happens near the winter solstice easter also happens near the spring equinox and has themes of renewal
you know when you drink and it’s just shit and makes you feel shit
>>222453593you mean like everytime?
>>222453562>>222453588this is a scobie gimmick
>>222453593yeah not bothering tonight I've got a sore neck and I'm already tired going to get a good night's sleep instead, get up early and go for a run
>>222453340Your gimmick is stale
mad how they've officially made boston and glasgow twin cities because of scottish fans.
emotions are gay
nugget biscuit nugget in a biscuit
>>222453546did this last yearwas actually mental they had chip vans and everything
my dolly came up with a new personality
*starts pretending to know who kunley is*
>>222453591shut the fuck up
>>222453277This but unironically
>>222453626
>>222453630the fat one from pawn stars
>>222453632why
>>222453622need a man hug, la?
>>222453602i don’t mean a hangover
how runtish is it to cook a steak in an air fryer?
Need to clean my flat, apply for jobs, lift, pack for a holiday and watch the world cup all over the weekend. Need Bernard's watch or Adam Sandler's tv remote.
>>222453656Using an air fryer is runtish
>>222453632Uncalled for
>>222453612Sounds like you need a lad, can
>keep getting intrusive thoughts to take the front off my fan and stick my bellend in it
>>222453627not a hippy are you mate
if england end up playing in boston will they get abuse from the plastic paddies
doing a poo !!
in stardew valley drowning junimos in a barrel
>>222453656erm it's 28 degrees your gay if your not cooking that steak outside
>>222453622Caring about anything is gay
prawn stars
>>222453686they've already said to scottish fans that they like scottish people and hate brits which is a great start.
I'm 6ft exactly with a decent beard but flabby and inadequately-cocked. I see women do a double-take when they see me out of the corner of their eye, thinking 'ooh he might be nice' but then their gaze lingers a little longer and they turn away having realised I'm quite mediocre. It works sometimes in pubs and bars as I've had absolutely stunning - and I mean beautiful - women throw themselves at me a couple of times after the alcohol has numbed their perception, but then I've also been rejected by fat ugly girls that make Lena Dunham look like Helen of Troy, having only gone for them thinking they're easy targets, to break a dry spell
>>222453685...yhbut i also have a 40k pa job
>>222453683Dyson Hot+Cool bladeless fan. Pronto.
>>222453683mate
>>222453622the so called toxic masculinity
>>222453702Care enough to respond though didn't you? That means you're gay.
>>222453681Haha fycked it
where the fuck is the pokemon champions "stream"
>>222453713
>>222453716gave up after a few words sorry
if you saw a woman being assaulted by a man would you step in? what if he had a knifereally not sure I could say with 100% certainty I would physically intervene without some kind of weapon of my own
'Ee by 'eck like I have to vote for 'em because me dad did and his dad did
>>222453716>6ftok?
>>222453713What the fuck are the yanks going to do? They're probably intimidated by drunk hordes of English football supporters.
have socialist leanings and can bench 265 lbs me
refuse to download something so bloated
>in stardew valley
Mi 6ft exactly wid a decent beard but flabby an inadequately-cocked. Mi see women do a double-take wen dem see mi outa di corner a dem eye, a tink 'ooh him might be nice' but den dem gaze linger a likkle longer an dem turn weh afta dem realize seh mi quite mediocre. It work sometimes inna pubs an bars as mi have absolutely stunning - an mi mean beautiful - women throw demself at mi a couple a times afta di alcohol don numbed dem perception, but den mi have also been rejected by fat ugly girls weh mek Lena Dunham look like Helen of Troy, having only go fi dem tink seh dem a try break, easy fi break, easy. spell
>>222453729Didn't say I wasn't
>>222453733Have a lad too, can
>>222453683I've genuinely tried it, that blades are really light so don't actually have much force behind them, it wasn't pleasant but it doesn't chop your cock or anything lol
one doner calzone down the hatchfollowed by 2 litres of m&s cornish whole milkthats bulktoil sorted
>>222453746would step in and assist with the assault
>>222453686anyone who actually likes soccer here will like england anyone who gives you animosity there will be foreigners simple as
did the frogposter type a dull post?
>>222453774Fat cunt
>>222453758listen they're not yanks they're irish son
>>222453774Where do you get a doner calzone from?
doing a watch
>>222453746I would watch and then later masturbate to the memory
>>222453772I've stuck my finger in them before and it felt quite nice, the current fan is a more hardy metal one though so I keep thinking about sticking my stiff willard in it
>>222453793turkish kebab shop init>>222453788i'm a spooky skellington
>>222453794you said you were watching this the other day you lying sack of shit
>>222453774>t.
>>222453794What did he do
>>222453716can I get a shag if i'm in a pub working
>>222453794>Jared Scott Fogle[2] (/ˈfoʊɡəl/; born August 23, 1977) is an American child sex offender and former spokesmanI like how it makes it sound like his job is a child sex offender.
>>222453695i live in an incel flat on the 6th floor with no balcony
>>222453794looks like chudjak
I'm a kissless hugless handholdless virgin and can bench 315
>>222453818Sounds womfy
>>222453809Scream
>>222453809>before and after 6 months of quitting crack
I'm a fat cunt, I shag regularly and will be shagging tonight
i'm jonesing for some footy
last time I pulled a pint = £2.50last time I bought a pint = £4today = £999not right
so no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay
don't know what that is
Reading until its USA VS AUS
>>222453813I do fantasise a lot about being sucked off and rimmed by a submissive twink, so sure
>>222453805;^)
>>222453857men shag anything though that's why you never see a gay virgin
NEED to increase my gut motility with bulk forming insoluble fibre.
>>222453871What do you think about cucks
>>222453880um
doner calzone
If women show any interest in me I'm completely oblivious to it. They seem smiley and friendly if I talk to them but I don't think that means they're interested.
im gonna try and get a pub or bar job to get shagged bby drunk fittys
>>222453880loads of gay virgins post here though
>>222453809left is genuinely the sort of body I had when I was a teenagerfor the longest time I didn't have pecs, could see my ribsright is what I look like now, around 62kgaiming for 70kg by end of summer
Replaced all my sex arses that charge via micro USB with ones that take USB-C. Woke up and my Shabana Mahmood sex arse failed to charge overnight again. sick of this lads
>62kg
fuark lads I'm so bloody snackered
>>222453905>They seem smiley and friendly if I talk to themI mean, that's a start. better then running away in disgust
>>222453928I weigh less than that and I'm 5'11
>>222453746I would shout "hey you!" to gain the attacker's attention, before running straight at him. As he raises his knife I would jump and kick it out of his hand, sending it flying. While I am still mid-air, I proceed to repeatedly kick him in the head, and upon landing start punching him like Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star. Once drops to the ground, the woman will be so impressed and grateful that she will shag me right there and then, as everyone around us claps and cheers. Hope that answered your question.
catberge
browsing r/askwomen and getting angry
>>222453895Not for me, I've tried to work out an evolutionary theory for why they exist as many seem to look very masculine but the fetish seems the opposite. The only thing I can think of is that they're a throwback to a violent caveman past, and their desire to fuck a woman after she's shagged an enemy is a biological drive to dig out his sperm and replace it with yours. Dunno though.
usa vs australia is like our sons playing against each other
just measured my feet with a ruler and I'm a size 6 but I've been wearing size 10s for years so don't know what that's all about
>>222453960silence boyim
is the world really spiraling out of controlwill the normies really suffer this time
>>222453809he needs to bulk aggressively then cut or recomp to get anything done
>>222453977the outcome has already been determined. the game a mere formality
>>222453982howling at that pic
>>222453980used to pretend my feet were bigger because I was ashamed of my size 8 feet and wear size 11s that were obviously ridiculously uncomfortable
oh my days I'm such a mong xD
>I've tried to work out an evolutionary theory for why they existget a job
I just love the twitter autotranslate so many gems
mad how busting a nut changes your mental completely
cody gettin cocky
>>222454015interesting. my shoes don't feel uncomfortable but then again I don't know what shoes are supposed to feel like since I've never worn the appropriate size
Raping a tree
>>222453980>>222454015well let’s solve this debate once and for all: do you have small willies?
really want to wank but I've run out of sandpaper
>>222453960>ask simple question>reply is filled with suffering and despair +200 updoots>followed by another reply basically saying "It's even worse for a trans person" +5000 updoots
pusilic might be out against australia, fug
>>222454004he's starting a new bulk
the swoletariat
could my lack of charisma and luck with women stem from me wearing shoes 4 sizes too big?>>222454067rather not say
>>222454076uh oh kwab
>>222454085grim man should be eating better food than that
>>222453939Are they not like that even if you're ugly? Isn't it just being polite?
A Don doesn't wear shorts
>>222454019I am in gainful employment. You may not enjoy pondering the great questions of the Universe, but I do.
cleaned out me arse yesterday. scrubbed out the little bits of toilet paper and such. felt good.
>>222454085why is all the bulk is accumulating in the top of his skull?
>>222453960too thread atm is discussing beard hairs…
salmon and cheesy mash for dinner
>>222454085>dirty bulkingngmi
big fan of big pale oily bums me
>>222454118gay n full employment yeah gay boy
Wanking to the thought of getting fat again
>>222454085dysgenic mong freak
want to get drunk so bad but I'm losing weight and I'd feel like shit
>>222454147you mean shagging them and not just looking at images im sure
>>222454147oiled up for python bbc
>>222453960>r/BenefitsAdviceUK>r/DWPhelp>PIP Facebook groups>Social housing swap Facebook groups>r/HENRYUKThe daily routine.
>>222454169ktim wank to feedee vids most nights
got so scared of the grand high witch face reveal in the witches that I cried and ran away while pissing myself
>>222454189would i have to talk to her? i get nervous speaking to ladies
>>222454201For me it was>r/gonewild>r/PLASTT>r/buttsandbarefeet>r/knotty>r/assholebehindthongIt was good fun asking random women if they were into knots too, most of them ignore you or say you're disgusting but occasionally they surprise you by telling you their filthy fantasiesAll gone to pot thanks to 'SAFETY', of course.
>>222454221must have been hard for a boy of 26 to witness
>>222453819corrrrr
Anyone had a seizure in here before or am I the only one and therefore the winner
must be incredibly erotic being overweight or obese>>222454253use a vpn
>>222454247my goats linked up
if scotland dont win tonight am gan tae dae masel in
>>222454289>use a vpnnah it's not the same, too glitchy
yeah just a quiet night in with the /brit/ ladsNOT!
might make some positive posts this weekend instead of continual negative doomposting shite
>>222454286ive overdosed on heroin before so if you’re trying to have a suffering contest im not the one to play with boy
>>222454253what are knots?
r/jailbait
>>222454360umm...
rorke
r/fatpeoplehate, r/deuxrama
Why is it so sexy to see women pronounce 'th' sounds?
>>222454372r/fauxbait now
>>222454426if collapse were imminent then your life probably would suck tbf
5th year of 3-day special military operation
is she still on the gala bingo adverts when the chase is on?
/r/brapbarn was legit the funniest thing in history
>>222454467grim
arianahomosexual found dead after falmouth international sea shanty festival disaster
>>222454467sad. so many young fellas dead.
I meant to say 4th year
>>222453975Sorry I meant what do you think about cocks
>>222454542aussie ahh post
>>222454467at this point the only way this ends is literally over putin's dead body
new >>222451210>>222451210>>222451210
>>222454585early new nigga loves linking his early news
>and onion
>filtered flag newnah
>>222454585Good ladMaking a /new/ 11 posts early like a proper nonce
Someone make a proper /new/I'd do it but don't want to be banned
did a fart and it sounded like my cat purring and smelled like my cat dying
>>222454654it was actually made 3,000 posts early you dumb mick
