smackdown in seattle edition
got the footy on>>>/sp/155491133
S
why is australia disguised as brazil
I say, I thought Senegal was playing 3 or 4 days ago?
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>>222456382
has angela white put out any world cup content or is she not arsed?
now my side bitch is my main bitch cuz my main ho aint feelin me
Tonight's tea? A couple of corned beef and cheese sandwiches, one with branston pickle
get the hydration broken
>>222456442possibly the most pathetic thing i have ever read and i feel pathetic just knowing what you're asking
>>222456444For me it's porridge
Adding my world cup stickers to my sticker album
>>222456444not a fan of corned beeftexture thing, you see
surely with all the talent from the MLS we should have no problem right?
any of you lot seen any of isle of wight festival?
being called pathetic is so hot
almost no irl connection with australia but slightly with americanegative connection of course
is this keep ups or football
caved and ordered a munchy box. should be here for halftime.
Told the ol wife that the notoriously corrupt FIFA probably told the refs to go lite on the USA during the first game, thus securing the win, and thus hooking American non-fans to keep watching. For the greater good, of course, because nobody cared about Paraguay or whoever they played. Let’s see if the theory was right or if Australia proves it wrong
>>222456486i prefer ausposters to yankposters
>>222456444bought a tin of corned beef a while ago and can't find it in larderbergcan't decide if it is hiding somewhere or if i scranned it from the tin when blootered one night shan't be buying another until the mystery is solved
>>222456476do you perchance let your girlfriend have sex with other men?
hope my next beer has more flavour than this onetastes like flat watered down lilt
just seen someone post an avatar on /sp/
>>222456509girl-what-now?
dont actually like australians irl theyre quite cruel vain people underneath all the banter
I've got an Aussie mate so it's Australia for meAussie mate doesn't give a hoot about football however
cammon cody score some facking goals!!!!!!!!
>>222456505leave him be
don't care about footie but if america loses /sp/ is going to be very fun for the next few hours
>>222456523british genes
which /sp/ thread are we in boys
>>222456523they're the descendants of british convicts, lowest of low gene pool
>poostralia
>>222456530screaming>>222456531screamingoh lord how are you all so funny
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Aussies pretending to be asleep
it over
you're not supposed to do that
oh my days
footiemongs are so annoying hopefully there's a crowd crush
mass incontinence reported in cities across australia
retard white guy
Swansea City player, that'll explain it Nonce FC
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
SEX 78: USING COCA COLA AS VIAGRA
Our greatest ally australia scoring on their own net for their American masters
corned beefspam and alllike that kind of stuff me
Reminder that it is called SOCCER
>>222456614how do you keep getting your opposition to score own goalsreveal your secrets
>>222456623mental age 13 award
Hydration break needed
>>222456622frey bentos?
>>222456647never had onebut i have seen them and occasionally coveted them
>>222456647
Aussies scored in their net because the goals are on the opposite sides in the Southern Hemisphere
>>222456634American aura
eat them
>>222456663Good one Cody! Send that one in to SNL
post gargantuan tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W2jONIjrM0
>>222456660challenge for you this weekend thenone bentos down the hatch
>>222456559the fact that they built a country that is more successful than ours should tell you something about the law back thenwe sent bruce to the penal colony for something that shouldn't have been a crime in the first place
>>222456672Who pays nearly 4 quid for tiny dessert pots?
>>222456672Never seen a Tesco shelf go up to K or L before
>>222456647LOVE the only chicken one with the white saucetotally pengaleng
american sports look fun
>>222456706>that is more successful than ours has more to do with geography than anything inherent in the population
Fairly certain I made too much noise whilst wanking and now the downstairs tennant has called in the landlord to complain, fuck my life
>>222456688https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9PBMGYiL4
BASED aussies fucking murdering americans, thats how you do it
>>222456672not worth itnot even all that nice
>>222456672are they still little cheeky glass jars you can use to keep cheeky things in or is that a ruse on the label?
I wonder if Fodingz is watching this match....
Sir RFK
>>222456647They smell like farts ad they're 99% crust and 1% cat food.
why is rfk there and not dozy diaper donny
>>222456759They were a couple months ago when I had some
>>222456448i have no idea what he's talking about so that's a W in my book no idea why a porn star would do "world cup specific" content either
>>222456748dont believe you
actually dont mind MARK supporting 5 football teams, like trinkets from your life, a story of where you've been
>>222456756based rorkettina
>>222456741AI
>>222456771probably in a gimp mask in a sauna near canal street having his insides mixed about by down low bbc while he's in a sex swing
>>222456662Just looked him up and was led to a song which showed off the tiny foamy beers Dutch people drink.
>>222456759yeah they still have the little jars that you can put your sour cream or your salsa or your guac in
>>222456771hes lying on his belly watching it with his head in his hands kicking his feet in the air
fucking wish I was smart enough to understand philosophy im smart enough to find it interesting but not smart enough to understand any of the concepts
go gauchos!
>>222456833Just read a book that isn't pop-philosophy and you'll already know more than most midwits who claim to know about it.
>>222456833Its all shite just work hard and tell the truth
>>222456849hi timmy
>>222456871ADONBILIVIT
>>222456871shoegaze album cover potential this
>>222456833just make it up as you go along like diego
>>222456872hows it foing
it's coming home lads
>>222456833I would recommend this book. A lot of philosophy is based on ideas of older philosophers who are constantly referencing ancient ones. The only way to understand it is to "start with the Greeks" and go from there but if you wanna save yourself time this will give you the tldr.
>>222456833what is philosophy's response to this?>>222456623
>>222456833start with the greeks
>>222456907Africa?
We're just normal men
>>222456925i have literally never seen the person on the left
>>222456833https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/german-ideology/ch01a.htm#a2Very simple read, will take you half an hour. First premises of the materialist method
>>222456917time is a flat circle
BOO
>>222456741goff hit him with the ass punch
>>222456886black cum glaze potential on the arse too
just flushed the toilet and now i can't see shit
>hydration breakwhat is this nonsense
>>222456907USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>222456944any rightoid
just seen him pour himself another apple and blackcurrant squash during his little "hydration break"
>>222456952mcafee
>>222456756AI
Went on /tv/ and saw a bunch of browns having a melty over dogsSomething wrong if you don't enjoy dogs (no Chang, I dont mean on your plate)
>>222456833start with hegel
>>222456833Yeah unironically start with the GreeksPlato’s dialogues outside of the Parmenides are pretty easy reads and straightforward arguments
the beeb loves american women
>>222456995Americans have ruined football>>222457022Dogs are shit pets for npcs. Can hear my horrible neighbour's dog barking at nothing as I type.
>>222456925>>222456999Strawman by seething trannies
>>222456833odd thing about philosophy is that the smarter you are, the more obviously fake it becomes
Why is Australia so shit at soccer?
>>222457033IT COMMIN HOME
>in bed wearing his "going out" clothes>eating in bed>hovering his food over his white shirtwhy does he live like this?
>>222456990hahaha
>>222457033And she loves the beeb if ykyk
>>222456952why would you recommend a book so retarded even the authors didn't want to publish it? let alone to someone struggling with the basics...
>>222456833read nothing but ontological arguments and then spend every friday (and occasionally other days) spamming about it on /brit/
scranning a poo
>>222457064what are those tubes in grey behind are tim?
>>222457064I still don't understand why he needs piss jugs and nappies
>>222456944I've never seen the person on the right either, a tranny that looks like it could be a woman
>>222457051why are you all such dogshit posterscan't even enjoy the comfy thread on /sp/ because of you utter utter freaks
fuck philosophy books, let's create our own philosophy, right here from the ground up
>>222457091they're piss jugs pal
>>222457101first day on /brit/?
>>222457044people look at you and think you want to shag kidscome to terms with it
>>222457081It's an introductory chapter used in most philosophy, political economy, and political philosophy modulesKill yourself
hydration break over, time to park the bus
Is it possible for a willy to shrink? Asking for someone else
flashback to my 21st birthday when one of the only cards I get is one of those big ones that are supposed to have a lot of people signing them but it's just my Mum and Dad with a message in the centre of the card surrounded by loads of blank space
>>222457041Chad dog barks, Virgin anon posts. Makes you think
>>222457120why lie?
america needs a better chant than "USA USA USA"
>>222457133ktim
>>222457131all our willies shrink when the mighty star and stripes are on the pitch
>>222457145FIGHT AND WIN
found a song on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhK06MdPn4
>>222457115I hope you're not implying that the blokes in dresses posted here look like women, because that is dire.
>Government sources are saying Starmer will announce a timetable for his resignation by SundayIt's over.
Congolese mastiffs
>>222457145eat our sharts
>>222457143I'm not, it was in my BScEcon for Political EconomyIf you can't understand it you shouldn't be reading philosophy in general
>>222457167fake news
lying down on the bed and pointing my cock towards the ceiling and pissing all over myself
is seattle a soccer city
>>222457167Genuinely don't understand why everyone hates him
might become prime minister
>>222457167government sources means nothing
>>222457175no it wasnt why did you start projecting?
since philosophy is being spoken aboutBehold my favourite quote
>>222457188I saw that webm on /sp/ last night too
>>222457167He must fight on. For the good of Britain
>>222457188any chance you're a cute brucette?
>>222457194it's a reddit city so yes
>>222457145USA USA U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
>aussies playing dirty and still losingwhy are foreigners such scum?
>>222457200>just suffer for no reason, m8
>>222457199Cope, seethe, dilate
>>222457164does this look like a man to you?
>>222457145B L M
fuck you bruce
Poo S APoo S A
>>222457236Nah more just accept it and get on it with it, what good does wallowing bring?
>>222457236you don't have a choicewe exist to suffer
>>222456819can't stack them though
>>222457158LOL
>>222457195pledged to be more decisive and 'adult' than the Tories but just does the same shite with U-turns and silly decisions
We dont have enough Walkers for the party
Guys, I think we might have to start calling it Soccer
>>222457243>Aberystwyth doxxed
>>222457271>>222457270retards
go home bruce!!!!
me and 'rseberg earlier
>>222456756cute
australia just cant do anything
Guys, *something stupid and gay*
>>222457243 the marxist nobody prof at the sheep fucker university had it on the reading list for the class about marxism did he
get Gary Lineker in as PM
>>222457316KIN ELL, was expecting them to be saggy grim tits
>>222457315I don’t know who this isHow am I a retard
>>222457295>Caring about uturns Hello early 2000-s
we won that headbutt
>>222457336go back to /britfeel/
>>222457308Was there ten years agoWas the number one research institute for Politics in the country at the time, not sure if it still is
bruce wont rest until every american is a smear on the pitch
I've finished writing my daddy's day card for daddy, have you lads done the same for your daddies? x
If I was brown i would try my best to be a good person so as to set a better example for my race
>fat pig>tattoos>unshavedpig disgusting
got totp on
>>222457343shat on downing street
any of you not drinking. seriously what the fuck is there to do instead ive already ripped my cock off here. might go and buy a load of non alcoholic beers see if it gives me a placebo effect
>>222457339Seething, it has the Woodrow Wilson Chair and the national library of Wales 500 feet from its campus
>we won that headbutt
>>222457365uncle tom “nigga.”
>>222457384smoke crack
>
>>222457373Tits on the prozzy? good lad
Hate hot weather, walked around for an hour earlier and it was all too much, feel like I can't do anything
>>222457359baffling post
>>222457384I'm drinkingx
its comin homeeeeee
luv angloid girls me
>>222457393
remembering this
>>222457390you brought up your random undergrad reading that had no relation to the question at hand because you havent read anything other than what was assigned to you
>>222457384>ive already ripped my cock offsilly man. put that cock back on you this instant. you need it to pee
>>222457328corrr corrr give the horseberg a scratch on the nose for me eh
>>222457384got the footy on but I'll probably stop watching at half time then read my book and go to bed
>>222457418isn't that tart english? shame on her
>>222457430great headlinewe got brought down to Earth so hard in that match
>>222457430moral victory wasnt it
>>222457441corrrr
>>222457440that is fucking mesmerising
>>222457432You're still seething lmao, read the chapter you dullard you might actually learn something
>>222457248That's quite obviously a woman with a vagina
>>222457430>16 years agofucking hell
team AUS are not very good are theydisappointing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUUPNzF3-2Q
circus game
lmao all the Americans cheering way after the offside
Still in love with the married chubby woman at toil
https://youtu.be/dvwO1hdMUyU
if football teams were pro wrestlers then USA is John Cena while Australia is Brian Kendrick
these highly sexual posts with breasts and vaginas and all that are really giving me an issue so i think you should stop posting them so we dont get a problem
ITSCOMINGHOME
>>222457517Sir Plumperpass Subscriber
>>222457536YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>222457514What's he bloody gone and done that for?
>>222457476you cannot be serious have you even read that polemical mess?there is no value in it for a beginner
>>222457559And yet I'm recommending it to you
need them out of businesshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781898369239533.webm
oh my fucking days lmao I wasn't expecting the ref to be fucking mic'd up for the entire stadium to hear
It's Paraguay and Australia, I wouldn't get too cocky
that was offside to every other country in the tournament
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
niggity noggeryabolish public woggery
>>222457514landlords avin a melty @ this
>>222457514Catberg no!
just took this photothis feels a bit ominous
>>222457514My cat does this
>>222457568ok troll have a nice evening
>>222457573TOUCHDOWN YOU ESSAY
>>222457514irresponsible and downright reckless
>>222457442do you enjoy your life
something impotent about the voice of a referee amplified
is usa england playing or something?
ITS COMING HOMECOMINGHOME
>>222457514why did he do it
>>222457607Cope, seethe, dilate
Might have a fish supper
>>222457617AFTER FURTHER REVIEWGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
need joe pasquale to ref a game
Sober still, lads
>>222457514>Not meow problem
>>222457625england's children are playing
why don't they simply sprint away from their goal and make every play offside
>>222457617imagine if one got nervous and had an anxiety attack when they were supposed to announce the decision
the energy in this stadium needs piping into my arse
bird fell out of its nest and I couldn't save itwas too late by the time I made a makeshift nest for itI'm really sad now
>>222457643Saw him do panto in Swansea
>>222457638>fish supperalri 74 year old grandad from dundee
Why do Aussies have a third worlder colored kit
Diego would've loved this
>>222457616don't feel strongly either way most of the time I just exist
>>222457580cope
>>222457663are you going to punish yourself for your inaction
>>222457663continuing your poor luck streak with birds
>>222457663I saw a bumble bee dying on the road the other day. Wish I put it out of its misery, made me sad
/brit/ stands behind the Australia team, as we recognise the contributions of the Australian community to /brit/posting
did something shameful. too afraid to even post it here.
>>222457663it would have died anyway
Watching the world cup in my newly purchased first home on a busy main road
who is the most famous australian footballer
>>222457706she definitely looked older than that tbf lad
>>222457735Mark Viduka
Glad you incels haven't become bitter and twisted from life that'd suck
australia won the story
>>222457735John B. Football
Sir Tillman
>>222457735
>>222457752this must be the rayguns that lad was talking about
why are the australians running through treacle
>>222457696
new >>222457795>>222457795>>222457795
>>222457735Harry Kewell
>>222457735In Australia Irankunda or Jackson Irvine. Outside of Australia it's Tim Cahill.
>>222457797kek
>>222457797
