britain's children are playing footy edish
Harry Kewell.
any good games
>>222457795duck off
Nobody and I mean nobody has pulled Giroud to the side yet and told him to stop speaking like that?
who is this "pepe"?
do you prefer crinkley crisps or flat crisps?
AI told me to drink responsibly, lads. Not sure if I need to edit it or not
Do Australians know they’re allowed to score too?
Didn't realise Walcott was so posh and zesty
>>222457832
>>222457825Mark Viduka.
>>222457827minecraft
>>222457835>Please stop asking for recipes and focus
>>222457852went to school with lewis hamilton didn't he?
St John's Gardens, 1960s and 2026
>>222457832decent chicken place
>>222457830its mental how french people just keep their accent forever. like dutch and german and nordics slowly pick up some of the local accent but french people keep their thick accent even if theyre here for decades.
quite like our wazza shame he played for man u really
>>222457875i wonder if those are the same trees just grown up at the bottom
blasting my cock with forbidden techniques straight from the survival scrolls
>>222457889that’s apu you worthless mongrel
>>222457825nestory irankunda
>>222457897>40 years old
>>222457795embarrassing how shite these teams are
>>222457906
that walcotts a bit of a fruity don uno
>>222457897He's gradually turning into Bobby B
cathy freeman
put the ball into the net and we'll go dooping mental!
>>222457878nothing decent about this place its horrid
gabby logan sex arse
Australians too embarrassed to post I see
a circle of hell for mankickball posters in /brit/
>>222457922met theo at a fifa tournament at the emirates once
Pretty sure World Cup stickers used to be about 20p a pack as recently as 2018
tim cahill james byrne
>>222457827mass effect
St John's Gardens, 1960s (?) and 2026
>>222457827futa fix dick dine and dash off steam
The Aussies must be the easiest nation to laugh atDislike the Irish more but they're not quite as silly
We say footballThey say soccerWHATS THAT ALL ABOUT??? HAHAHHAHAAH IT NEVER GETS OLD!ITS SOCCERNO ITS FOOTBALLNO ITS SOCCERNO ITS FOOTBALLLSCREAMING
got sunburned today
just found out today that my lilies are poisonous to my cat so I have to give them away
*SHOUT OUT THE OPPOSING TEAM'S NAME*
>>222457986Agreed. Going cheap on steam right now.
if a chant is more than 5 words long its dogshit
>>222458023big boyx
on a mad one
>>222458022For me it's fully-grown men pretending to actually be mad about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcf5kzBCdy4
used to post on /sp/ about 10 years ago and going back it's extremely cringe>yuropoor!>amerifat!>goooaaalllit's like /brit/ level retardation
>>222458023I'm seeing double here! 3 chins!
well that's yet another black guy white/latina woman commercial
wow scotland against marocko. wonder how that will go
Do you know what happens to organisms who don't adapt? They become substrate. They become context. I will not be context.
>>222458067and yet here you are today
free Lucy Letby outlawz 4 life
>>222458033She fell over!
>>222458067the americans there are somehow whingier and worse than the ones who come here
>>222458010This is like when the Guardian kept running those stories about Farage being racist at school
>>222458032witcher 1 is pure sovl too, grab it
scotland/morocco will be better
yanks will win if they can get away with this
ATTENTIONTell me your biggest sexual perversion
>>222458023
>>222458023i know i saw you on /sp/
>>222458110hope scots burn down b*ston after they lose
the night they raped australia to ground
/sp/ is too easy to get (you)s in
done all my drinking far too early in life. should have did weekends only for my whole life instead of drinking for about 3000 days in a row and ruining my one set of organs
>>222458141I'm sorry, but did the Chiefs already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does being tied at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chiefs are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NFL for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the Superbowl. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chiefs are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 12-4 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chiefs wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the 49ers just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Patriots did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chiefs topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>222458126rigging for the hosts is nothing newremember 2002? and 1978? and 1966?
*puts out a bowl of chocolate limes and mintoes*
bit gay wayne
>>222458165sensational post tbf
>>222458139based
>>222458126dunt get it
bet the goths are all very sweaty in this weather
>>222458136girls whisperingx
>>222458126what am I looking at?
Hope you lads scanned that Buy A Licence QR code there
>>222458164what i remember from 2002 was thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiW0IPrv1Ro>>222458178it's clearly offside
>Buy a TV Licence
Mad how the BBC are banging on about the TV Licence every half timeCan't wait until they get defunded
>>222458126just put down a grand on the yanks taking the cup after this, obviously rigged for them
The BBC is doing an entire segment on the wholesome "we're all fae somewhere" Scots. Keep in mind a World Cup trip costs upwards of £10,000. These aren't honest salt of the earth Scots. They're Tarqs that sold the country (literally, most work in The City) to enrich themselves.
no black pussy for leftypol
>>222458195howling
>>222458137scrm
scranning a qr code
how many tv licenses do you have?
he's only gone and posted it again
scranning a tv license qr code much like that other guy but a tv license one
>>222458143massive inflation over there. a (You) must be worth maybe 5% of a (You) on other boards
reckon it's a good thing if the yanks keep winning by several goals against shitters. makes them all excited and think they're going to win it and then they'll face a proper team and get bent over.
>>222458187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8r4HwiNXE
>>222458225got a first edition me
>>2224582252
>>222458225Utterly bizarre. Like who is watching the game like:>Oh fuck I forget to buy my TV license, better get right up to the telly like a mong and scan the code
>>222458216no doubt plenty of schemos and mongs who have put themselves into debt to go aswell
>>222458156could've died suddenly at any point mate, instead you lived it up every single day like a true legend
>Scotland have only beaten England four times in the last 50 yearsjesus
what happens if australia loses? are they knocked out?
>>222458237yeah they have to know what its like to support england
Even Australia have Ngubus now, crikey
>>222458225just bought 7 more to be safe
67
can't watch anything arousing otherwise I'll start wanking and that won't end well
need to stop wanking for like 3 days straight so when gfberg is back from holiday i can fuck her
>>222458275dont think they have any abbos only one looks half abbo
yanks have a player named gun scream
just been soaked by beer at the pub for blocking the tv to buy a tv license
>>222458272their division is a meme, theyll still get top 2
>>222458291same, always end up sticking stuff up my arse
>>222458269Scotland has only played England 4 times in the last 50 years. Englishers stunned
>>222458001im an american outlaw
>>222458291i've wanked 7 times today just because of certain webms that were posted here and got me mad horny
Mad how Australia have a goalkeeper called BeachMental that
dont understand 67is it just "lol so randum xD"?
>>222458297Where's she gone?
>>222458269
>>222457827dave the diver
>>222458310fucking screaming >>222458332denmark
>>222458330It was in a rap I believeThe children love raps
i got paid time to order the bad dragon
4 fookin' months since the ASMRfu posted a vid, aint bloody right
>>222458312we lose control. whether it's wanking or sticking things up our arses we just go on autopilot
Lads, we are not having the cans are we?
three words: alba gu bragh
>>222458359she's too busy having sex with a man's penis
>>222458350really enjoying this game. find it very relaxing.
>>222458366Gesundheit
>australian flag is blue, red and white>australian olympic and divegrass teams have yellow/green uniforms
>>222458323nigga responded to himself like a schizophrenic
>>222458297why cant you fuck her if you wank in the next 3 days
>>222458359who's that?
Had a five hour goonsesh this afternoonOrgasm wasn't even that good
>>222458381There was some whole thing about 20 years ago to get them to adopt some ugly as fuck green and yellow flag with a kangaroo on it (no seriously). They've been seething and trying to push it ever since. But there ain't no black on the Union Jack.
>>222458395shagger need to know basis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQKMAas9niAmakes me think that we should cyber-attack Russia's busiest airport to disable their air traffic control systems
>>222458381cos of that flower that grows there lad all their sports teams wear those colours
>>222458126The guy you circled isn't the goalscorer though
>>222458395cus i've been wanking so often to progressively more degenerate porn that i don't think i'd be able to get it up in the presence of a mere woman who wants vanilla sex
anne hathaway is pregnant and she's 43that kid is gonna be a retardo
still have no idea how to make this photo look goodlike fundamentally it's just a bad photo and i suppose i need to come to terms with that but i wish i could just move some sliders about and it suddenly become a good photo
>>222458437giwtwm
>>222458410gooning is about the journey not the destination
>>222458433why do you even need porn if you have a gf available
What's the best American beer
Enjoying the World Cup but if normies keep asking me about it at some point I'm going to let slip I don't think black players should be allowed to play for non-black countries
>>222458426You don't understand the offside rule. The who didn't score but was offside obstructed the goalkeeper so it's offside. The linesman had his flag up and when the overruled they didn't even bother checking, just accepted it.
the classic fifa shows some nominally famous people in the crowd and the bbc commentators ignore steadfastly refuse to acknowledge it for 15 seconds
sexy brown ladies on the football
>>222458442yeah well i enjoyed looking at this picture on my computer so there
>>222458442save it for someone who cares
polish bird coming over. I've got booze, she's got the bag
>>222458437Not necessarily. She conceived at 39 and it takes 9 months for a baby to grow so it should be born when she's 41
>>222458454as i said she's on holidayalso most men wank even with a girlfriend
>You don't understand the offside rule.
uh, did you know the seacocks play here? yeah, they do! GUYS THE PEEATLE SEEHAWKS PLAY HERE! look, here they are now!
>>222458461commentators don't know what to say about celebritiesat least with ex pros they can bust out the old 'what a player he was by the way'
>>222458401prefer not to say, she's a delicate soul and I can't risk autists making her take even longer
>>222458456Native Texan but you cannot get it here
wanked myself silly
>>222458475bag of what?
Mad how some women just want to get railed
>>222458487he's done you mateno recovering from that
>>222458364having a can of monster
>>222458492she polish?
>>222458484but your brain must be fucked if you cant get it up so you have been using bad porn for a while?
>>222458505genuinely pathetic how women are biologically hardwired to want and NEED cock in them
>>222458503coke ayfk
how did the yanks do it?
>>222458529yes i just need a porn detox but it's hard when everyone's spamming coomerbait all day here
>He is now starting in the World CupFeel old yet?
>>222458528Nah, American, not huge since her vids are always a month or more apart
>>222458525Right then!That's afucking canI can't let you of all lads, have the can alone, ladI will have to get the BIG fucking cans
>>222458540infrastructure was already built unlike in brazil where it was all done from scratch pretty muchfootball countries have lower expenses since it's all already there
>>222458540Already have great stadiums so don't need to spend gorillions building new ones
>>222458540why did qatar bother
>>222458540They already had the stadiums built unlike Qatar
>>222458540Had to save that money to send to Iran instead.
>>222458540all the infrastructure allready existed
>>222458560the thought of a middle aged man posting this gives me the fear
>>222458540already having stadiums built helped
Britain and Straya are linking up. need it or keep it?
>>222458590It's coming home!!!!!!!
Britain is legitimately completely finished as a country.By 2045 it'll be like the Purge for White people
>>222458590He's a pretty convincing one tbf to him
>>222458595Canslad isn't middle aged. Bit of a young un if Canslad does say so Canslad's self, who, I am, by the way, me, Canslad
>>222458603mould
>>222458540helped that they already had the stadiums built already
you can't beat our blacks, they're the best blacks, except maybe france, they have good blacks
>>222458598peng for when I move to nz
>>222458442start by cropping it so it only has the important business going on
scran
>>222458605there are plenty of passable trannies but in this case, the shoulders, jaw, and general size give it away
Guys did America have their stadiums already built? I heard about it somewhere but not sure it's true
Genuinely heard a commentator the other day who was surprised America has such good stadiums, people have really convinced themselves it's total shithole for weird political reasons
>balliganIrish, is he?
I just found a tool that can find posts from deleted reddit accounts, so I spent an hour downloading pics of this redheaded girl with a big ass who used to post entirely SFW but slightly teasing selfies. Then after I nutted I felt immense shame for having all these pictures of a woman I've never met on my computer. But I don't feel like deleting in case I decide to jerk off to them againWas gonna post them on simpcity but what's the point? There were no nudes and it was 4 years ago
maslow pyramid of needs:my cock suckedeverything else
>>222458629
>>222458626lovely usa rose
>>222458633you would think that a country with high inequality would have lavish playgrounds for the rich
>>222458633Outside of the shiny cities it's a dump>t. Lived in California for 8 years
>>222458619Most of your blacks are actually American thoughbeit
>>222458633yank stadiums are shite mate
>>222458626>>222458652could have been a cute moment but the cunt decided to money out of it with her own sauce and dumb fucking music video
>>222458605yeah and he still looks like a bloke still has male hips and shoulders and hands
>>222458641got 14 terabytes me
>>222458633theyre NFL stadiums, why are people shocked that they huge
gay sex with women.
>>222458669same as the UK though aside from some nice rural villages most of the small towns are fucking kips
>>222458670rorke wont be happy with this post
>>222458648we used to be a real country
>>222458670leftypol won't be happy with this post
Top 10 WEIRDEST Holocaust history moments
>>222458669USA is best outside of our shiny cities thoughbeit
>>222458725lol they were eating poopoo there.
this match is dragging the f*ck on
>USA is best outside of our shiny cities thoughbeit
>>222458751it's not great
absolute state of posfailiya
>>222458751first time watching slurpball?
who are all the celebrities. i dont know them
>>222458750why do you have such a mid stretch-marked arse saved to your computer?
>>222458770all me
3/4s done
>>2224587605 billion+ people who would crawl through 10 miles of broken glass for a chance to win one of those houses in a caged deathmatch
>>222458763I deserve a wife like this
Haha lads with the drinks breaks it's like having four quartersGet it, because it's in America?Four quarters like they have in the American sports you see
>>222458790same, 3 to 4 seconds and I'm done
Right, AI is advising me now to get the cans today and for some fucking reason, tomorrowOff ta the shop, lads.Anyone want anything?
Sir Bon Jovi
>>222458803Yep. And in America 4 quarters makes a dollar. Maybe we should call 9 minutes a dime haha.
>>222458810Nothing from the shops for me, just want you to string yourself up
>>222458803I shoved my hand down my pants and I feel nothing
>>222458803haha I didn't look at it that way
Can't listen to Americans having too good of a timeIt's like the world's biggest party and I'm not invitedShouldn't be allowed
Leather clad fascist-coded techno-music listening Starmerite Einsatzgruppen squads roaming the countryside hunting trannies with long rifles and dogs.
OOOOOOOOOOOO we're half way thereooooOOOOOo living on a prayer!!!!!
worried when i run out of weed i’ll start eating poo to get high
>>222458797being better than the bottom half of the world is not a flex lil bro
>>222458544It's this thing called self control
fucking gay porn roaringhttps://youtu.be/2n4ruyN8N9A?t=21&is=NIpW99pyadMj41FJ
>>222458760thank god i live in stoke on trent and not that hellhole
shouldn't it be ohhh we're 3 quarters of the way there LOL
why did they put the scots in boston and the english in kansas city
>>222458867we're the best country in the entirety of the world however
might get on the booze and stay up for scotland
>>222458544have you tried not being on your computer all day every day
I deserve a fairweather but enthusiastic soccer gf
Might get a kebab tonight. It Friday x
>>222458890scots are celts english are german
>>222458882lol
Its ok Australia will still qualify for the next round
>>222458899You deserve that and more
>>222458901it is Friday, good day for a 'bab
>>222458126this is why soccer is an inferior sport. football we painstakingly review every play from 5 different angles in slow motion
>>222458890What do Americans think of Scotland? Do you reckon Americans could point to Scotland on a map? I doubt they could.
Australia are just quite shit arent they
last night's game was so much funmy elbows haven't been higher since the tariffs!
>this is why soccer is an inferior sport
our dribble moves are awesomedidn't see epic moves like that in the 2 other soccer games ive ever watched
>>222458901Don't do it. I'm boycotting all of that shite. Fish and chips at a push if it comes from a good source (always check Companies House).Do NOT use Just Eat, Deliveroo or Uber Eats.
>>222458929more of a cricket nation or so i hear
ADHD lass back sending me random pics and videos again. Oh aye x
the summer is giving me a headache again
the /sp/ stickies are like a whole thread of gyaldemfreaks
>>222458928you mean Britain?
>>222458928They know Scotland but unironically most of them don't know what Wales is
is it true that all scotsmen are cucks that eat poop
>>222458968yeah indians
>>222458982many are saying this
USA? dajoosMusic? dajoosMovies? dajoosChristianity? dajoos making money? doing it for dajoosstarting a family? making more slaves for dajoosOnly wise decision is being angry online for 14 hours a day
>>222458622why would you move to nz when aus is right there?
>>222458984yeah stop dragging our names in the mud mate
>>222458961I told you yesterday, tell her you’re out with people but you’ll talk to her later and hope she’s well. Mess with her head a bit. She’s not your only option but don’t be a duckhead about it at the same time.
>>222458877thanks doc im cured. you should cure all the other people with problems with this method>>222458896no, have you?
>>222458997true and fact
>>222458968go to the croquet thread instead
U *clap*S *clap*A
>>222458997Good lad
>>222458968come and have some fun instead of seething lad
>>222458997trutholocaust
Holy shit this referee is so biased against Australia it's insane. Americans literally punching the Aussies and the ref doesn't do anything
>>222459000mind your business yeah
just tossed my vegemite in the bin
>>222459011Alri Vasquez from Aliens
>>222458997he's done all of us with this hasn't he
If the Yanks get good at football what will we have left
Young women have ARSES and nice shapely bodies these days. When I was 17, 18 etc most girls were the plainest janes imaginable
Mein Fuehrer...der West...ist gefallen
>>222459041maybe start a blog
>>222459011yeah i do it often like most people is the very idea of doing something else that alien to you?
>>222459041i also like supporting whoever is losing x
>>222459041fifa are clearly rigging it for the host teamsvery based
>>222459041shut up tranny freak!!!!USA! USA! USA! USA!
GOAL
>>222459051eau de poo barm
>>222459041mad you haven’t had your soggy hole punched lately are you
>>222459073>>222459073>>222459073
>>222459070FIFA have never done this before
>>222459068I supported Australia from the beginning in this match. They have played poorly but that's no excuse for the biased ref>>222459070Yeah that goal was offside earlier too but somehow got allowed
>>222459066i work from home. in the evenings i have nothing to do that doesn't involve being online. i leave the house twice a day to eat and go to the gym but that's 2 hours max.
>>222458979Do yanks know that Scotland is part of the UK? Or do yanks think that Scotland is a mythical place that might not actually exist?