Churchill edition.
>>222464364who
>>222464375Some ol' dead cracka
good morning
>>222464375proto-boomer lush
>>222464375>Lord Randolph Henry Spencer-Churchill[a] (13 February 1849 – 24 January 1895) was a British aristocrat and politician. He was a Tory radical who coined the term "Tory democracy" and participated in the creation of the "National Union of the Conservative Party".>Churchill first came to public attention in 1878 as an outspoken exponent of independent Conservatism criticising the old guard and the Conservative front bench. By 1885, he had formulated the policy of progressive Conservatism which was known as "Tory Democracy".[1] In 1884, at the conference of the National Union of Conservative Associations, he was nominated chairman, despite the opposition of parliamentary leaders. He built up Tory Democracy in towns and the Conservatives won the majority of English boroughs in 1885, strengthened by the part he played in events immediately preceding the fall of the Liberal government.>In 1885, he was appointed Secretary of State for India in the Salisbury government. Despite entering office with a reputation for progressive views on India, his tenure was 'traditionally reactionary', many of his policies focused on exploiting India and his attitude towards the native Indians was similarly illiberal. However, he was most known during that time for his unilateral decision to invade and annex Burma in the very costly Third Anglo-Burmese War.>In 1886, Churchill was appointed Chancellor of the Exchequer and Leader of the House of Commons.[2] He became relatively isolated in the cabinet and tried to use his public support to impose his positions on his colleagues. After proposing a budget that surprised and annoyed his colleagues, he threatened to resign in order to secure his position on armed forces expenditure. To his surprise, the Prime Minister accepted his resignation – effectively ending his career. His health declined in the 1890s, and he died in early 1895, leaving behind a large personal estate.
Me? Dont speak down on anybodys country.
Should i get an aio or an air cooler to replace my scratched one?Im leaning towards aio, if it scratches it wont show up because it would be black
>>222464399i love you
pineapple chimp nigga tower
>buys tacticool bullshit guns to shoot at paper >buys a 3500 gaming computer to post on 4chan
>>222464400you should get a clue
>>222464411rorke's gaff
>>222464411i live here and they don't let me come out
/pol/ in 1982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UoloCC5jF0
>>222464399I wasn't trying to bash the Brits themselves, or their island. The state of things over there is beyond dire though.
>>222464415Im posting on my laptop I dont own any guns
there’s a poo brewing
I wanna have a dog but dunno if I can be arsed picking up the shite and looking after it. But I really like greyhounds or even a whippet would be so cool
>>222464364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEoRorke's daily watch.
>Pineapple mania, also known as pineapple fever, was a period of intense fascination with pineapples in Europe that spanned approximately 150 years
>>222464427>get shot by tyrone>call the police>get shot by the police>go to hospital>go bankrupt from the medical billswow bros.... america is finished..... wow.....
Luckily i have a 30 day return window for the air coolerShall take it down to microcenter to get a refund
>>222464444checked
>>222464441whippets and greyhounds are lovely and very sweet dogs but don't get one, owning a dog takes up an insane amount of time and you can't do what you want anymore
>>222464400forget the scratch, ain't nobody's looking at that pc but you
leaking out all my holes like jesus
>>222464425you are timothy james byrne sat in your pineapple fortressyou thought those walls were there to keep them outbut really it was to keep you in
>>222464442Genuinely mental that we live in the same country as this. It's like watching a film from another planet.
when will my pointless miserable life finally come to an end
>>222464444oh, this old thing? heh... no need to be jealous...
This global golgotha will go on for not much longer...
that episode where jeremy clarkson had to throw ass to save his farm was a little weird. doesn’t he have money?
Wonder if friendbergs have realised I ghosted them all yet
>>222464458Yeah that’s what I was thinking, guess I’ll just admire them from afar. They are beautiful tho
>>222464473>screen-shot-2014-05-10-at-1-28-55-pm.pnghave you been waiting 12 years to make this post?
Its raining AGAIN
>>222464470maybe not making pointless miserable posts can help speed it up
>>222464491roaring
>>222464486randomly stopped talking to any of my friends about 3 weeks ago and none of them have messaged me since lol
>>222464470When you break out of digital samsara like I just did 30 seconds ago. Just came back to tell you to break the digital samsara cycle like I just did. Nothing but youtube allowed.
>>222464494i don't consider myself to have free will
Dogberg spends all his time looking out the screendoor and goes mental when he sees a stranger or squirrel/rabbit
>>222464489if i were rich i'd have 20 borzois and employ simple, strong, kind men to care for them
>>222464491yes and you've ruined it. you'fve fucking ruinged it you fucking bastard
>>222464496These were just online mates so I removed them all on steam and deleted my discord but they don't delete your discord for two weeks in case you change your mind
>>222464513scsc
>>222464513oohhe en et..
>>222464509i hear borzois put out
sir bradley walsh
>>222464509This dog gives lectures on why we need to accept more pitbulls into our all golden retriever communities
>>222464458i met a whippet and it was bloody mental but very friendly
Samsara (2011) mentioned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjXWqKKLW6g
they're going to reveal a new type of dog soon
i literally just ordered a pizza with double pineapple and they messed it up and put chicken on it. now i have to wait for another pizza it's just not right. i'm trying to be fat and depressed here
>>222464551the world is a scary place
>>222464552That's true it's called the rape dog
the right honourable lord sir rorke the third displaying his fine pineapple chimp before a gathering of well-to-do admirers
>>222464563scremt at this
>>222464563scr
>>222464563psc
>>222464558humans are real aliumsimagine ebing an ET and discovering earth through a telescope
enjoying all the brazilians on twitter talking about that wonderwall video
>>222464582What if aliens are just humans from the future trying to nudge us onto the right course?
what even is a wonder wall
blunderball
>>222464545they're lovely dogs, if you have time to let them run themselves exhausted every day they're absolute sweethearts too
https://voca.ro/1bgdM9zO7SCR
WOT IF YER NAN WOZ A TOASTER?
>>>>222464600>>222464600>>222464600New
*stares at the wall and has a think *
*spooky pipe organ music begins playing from the /brit/ upper floor*That's strange..... no-one should be up there.... bizarre...Well.... I suppose we'd better see who's up there...
wot if yer toaster had a fanny
>>222464609howling
>>222464609harrowing stuff
imagine being almost 30 and having to whisper while you spout your weird /brit/ related vocaroo
>>222464612Absurdly early but Gustave Doré so we shall use this next. Relevant webm:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781918963896836.webm
>>222464610him and philomena were quite funnyspecially his early takes on gaming
what if you fell of your bike but it turned out it was a computer instead
Another day Another 'gulp x
>>222464563What does it do
>>222464612>And the angel sayeth unto Jacob: "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
>>222464652alri charlie brooker
How's my insomnia crew doing
>>222464621don't tell me rorke's got up there again
because maybeeeeeeeeee
>>222464622Id make a lot grilled cheeses if ya know what i mean hehehe
>Wasn't meant to be drinking tonight>4 beers, a bottle of wine down>Cracking another bottle as we speak
>>222464583>>222464690look! he's doing it!
>>222464656
30-year-old guy who still gets fomo. Bro your life is over
Like drinking but don't like being hungoverA real conundrum
>>222464645why is his voice like that? he literally sounds 11 years old
>>222464721he's an aspie obviously
>>222464718i dont get fomo i get kymo (Knowing You've Missed Out)
>>222464721he's got problems
>>222464721he's a man trying to sound like a womani also suspect he doesn't really talk to many women
>>222464652kahteem, whispering so that dad doesn't get angry
happy happy happy
>>222464737ktim
watching pge4 (overwatch bladee guy) while I eat my kebab because I'm a zoomer runt who needs constant mental stimulation
>>222464724aspies normally sound nasally and flat like a robot, not like their balls never dropped
Don't drink devil alcohol anymore, me. I can't because of the blood pressure meds I'm on but also I hate the hangovers and was having health issues from it. Vile muck. Won't miss it.
it's absurd that despite being one of the most shameless attention seekers to ever post here there's never been a single face pic of sackedy pops
>>222464754>zoomer runt who needs constant mental stimulationright well that's described me hasn't it
>>222464762there is but it must be almost 10 years old by now and likely not an accurate representation of his face anymore
>>222464772post it chop chop
>>222464718Think I'm immune to FOMO. Recall very vividly going on a school trip in college when everyone was 16/17 and the whole group went off to do something together and I went to a bookshop to read a book I'd seen that I wanted to read. Only later did I realise that everyone else had been doing stuff for hours without me when the teacher called me and asked me where the fuck I was lol. I think in hindsight I am autistic.
>>222464656>>222464757Gott strafe Amerika
>>222464779I never said I have itYou'll have to ask in /britfeel/ Maybe a former nonce nester saved it
>>222464781nowt wrong with that
Cody lets ride our boards down to 7 eleven and get some big gulps bro
>>222464781What book?
>>222464786right well my willy has gone hard
For me it's the usual fantasies of lining all the suits and deanos up against the wall
>>222464796you're good for nothing
>>222464806That's what she said
>>222464814Rude
fuck my stupid ugly idiot retard incel life
cody it’s your turn to suck off the plug stop crying
>>222464805It was a book about age science and immortality. I still have it actually lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MJfTF8uTJMQ
>>222464700Ktim
Disregard teen sex havers. Acquire the secrets of immortality.
>>222464860Its never too late for teen sex thoughbeit
>>222464840hehe weiner
>>222464781quintessential /brit/post this
have sex with teens. acquire the secrets of pubescent pussy.
"1L water bottle" has changed my whole shit in a major way
>>222464757Tryna get off it at the minute meself before I give meself serious organ damage. I hope I haven’t already, but you’d be surprised how much abuse the human body can take.
>>222464829ktimktim!
genuinely just sat looking out my window at the spastic moping around town at this time of night
>>222464829
Chinese bitches
>>222464713so here eye'am
my replacement pizza is also wrong. i blame the world cup
>>222464898flick your light on and off to get their attention and then lick a swastika onto the windowyou wont
>>222464781ktim but i was never invited to spin the bottle or w/e the fuck they were doing without me
>>222464898that's me
>>222464887Jam it up your rectum did you
>>222464918why would I do thatthat would get me arrested for a hate crime
got the bosa nova on playing my last mapgame EVER as my bigboy internship starts on monday
going 2 get the spicy chicken sandwich nowsubstitute multi grain brioche for white bun and remove pickles add Colby Jack cheese and tomato and lettucesmall waffle fries (also free) and a pineapple dragon fruit sunjoy (unsweet tea regular lemonade)
I love the fact that there’s football on in the middle of the night, that’s awesome, I might even put a bet on
>>222464930is a pineapple dragon like a pineapple chimp
>>222464919>*bottle lands on you*>It's OK anon doesn't count>Everyone laughs
>>222464921sealed that orifice up with selley's glue decades ago
I forgot to say that the spicy chicken sandwich is free?
sat in the loungeroom watching some absolute dogshit techno video on Rage
isn't it good that we were all born native english speakersimagine your first language is thai or something
>>222464944where
know this bent bastard lives around here somewhere worth a shag thoughsome cunt just set his curtain on fire lmao
>>222464937erm ktimmy
>>222464952imagine you were one of the like 3000-4000 people that speak one of those weird clicky tongue languages
>>222464929yepsamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSOjaXwekNQ
>>222464936it is like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkieg0XVSFE(at 0:36)
might learn tamil
>>222464937Fucking ouch bruh
>>222464952and the correct english at thatcan't imagine being some yank that uses the retarded burchered version
>>222464968
>burchered
>>222464938Thankyou for supporting the Australian bum gum gun industry
>>222464937This is legit how serial killers are made.
1 man 1 nigga jar
my dad knew a serial killermad that
Paraguay to score there’s a bet
>>222464986nice post you mong lmao
right well i can't sleep
>>222464997brb killing myself
you see, it's burchered as in burcher muesli, muesli meaning a mess in german
I'm thinking of becoming a part-time ZOG bot ama
>>222465018turks will heem them though
Burchered - ancient Germanic, from the proto-Aryan buzhemed
muesli is for fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osAaqRjnAxQ
>>222465051FOUR NAAN JEREMY? YOU'RE INSANE
>>222465022Just close your eyes lol
>>222465022not good :((
>>222465061... eat up
>>222465068genuinely the best advice kekekek
when you realize he looks cute and awkward in the photos because the photographer was a cute english girl !!!!!!!!!!!!
too hot cant sleep
fuck off
wank then sleep
>>222465040Of course they will but I only need Paraguay to score once
excited to start my new life
>>222465070Aлohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiNgAtxTuE
>>222465109right well that's not nice is it
>>222465109sorry I was only joking
*fucks on*
just seen that dune part 2zendaya is a really terrible actress
*keeps raping*
what kind of name is zendaya
>>222465162yeh but she's proper fit right????
>>222465162many are saying this
rape mode: activated
>>222465174no.
Sir Zen Daya
>>222465100maybe the 'murricans are right about the AC thing :(
blud named Vinícius Júnior
>>222465178actually that chalamet fellow was pretty bad toothe american accents really pissed me off
>>222465174yeah
30C here and i've yet to turn the aircon on
nigga named allison
>>222465197gf looks like this but mexican
>>222465206imagine your bollock scent
Apparently there was a fokkin plane crash or something No one told me
gngn
aryan
>>222465219quite similar to mayonnaise
Rorke's evening watch:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF6M4g6xwGE
>>22246520616Cbeautiful breeze
>>222465180*frantically attempts to adjust the dial*
>>222465226ummy face
What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms73O9kNDqc
>>222465162i think shes very good its just poorly directed
>>222465236
>>222465263She was shit in challengers, shit in the spider man
i still can't sleep
>>222464364What if Tolkien had been PM instead? What would the people say?
If you insult zendaya a bunch of teenaged retards with anime pictures will send you death threats in twitter
>>222465285*buuuuurp*
>>222465285don't know x
>>222465285Doubt he would have wanted to be PM to be honest. The idea of power politics was very against his world view in general.
Rorke getting detained by Starmtroopers for siding with Ulfric Stormcloak against the Thalmor-loving empire in his Skyrim playthrough.Leftypol downloading noncey mods.
>>222465282*kisses you on the forehead*how about now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyoxTAuOiUk
>>222465331>why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow?
>>222465331why was he always so fucking sweaty
>>222465343too warm and he cannae sleep
>>222465278both also poorly directed
>>222465343that was his bio-oil era, he would rub it all over his face for some reason probably because the voices in his head told him to
>>222465316hold me
>>222465376
>>222465340Your fingers would remember your old strength better if they grasped your teddy.
is 28 too old to become a professional soccer player? reckon it would only take a year for me to get good enough to kick the ball in that net
>>222465403
>>222465403just become a prize fighter instead and get CTE
/dead/
Need Emma Watson to let a pooty in my face.
>>222465263well i havent seen anything else shes been in so cant comment
>>222465476emma lost her butthole in a movie stunt gone wrong. she runs on electricity now, sorry.
>>222465403no messi didn't start playing until he was 31
Another day of being a shitaloid...
>>222465509i would swap lives with you in an instant
>>222465509
>>222465518No you wouldn't Be quiet
that's haiti raped
*starts doing a subtle gay porn haka*
nothing subtle about that.
days get shorter tomorrowget in
I've got ops in whsmith
playing rocket league
>>222465529good
>>222465552do you now
when was the last time a girl was visibly attracted to you
centrist ambidextrously wanking his knob getting the best out of the left and the right
>>222465555top gamei used to be good at air play
>>222465562quite literally never ever in 24 years of life lol
>>222465562yesterdaycould tell the nurse was feeling me right away when i stepped out the room all the other nurses we're staring at me so im sure she said sum
>>2224655628, maybe 9 years ago
my spaff is tasting nice today
>>222465557why is that gato (gâteau) so angry
>>222465562never and if they were the night ended early and everyone separated with no thought to it only to never ever ever meet again
sensual 1-on-1 gay porn haka (nude)
>>222465582why are you eating your own jizzum
>>222465562milf working in co-op a couple days ago, started waffling about the specific wine I'd bought and then laughed hysterically over a joke I made
>>222465562saw taylor swift at anfield a few years ago and i'm pretty sure she fancied me
>>222465313damn grandalf mogs here
>>222465600habit
What song do you want played at your funeral?
>>222465623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCkeLBGSINs
>>222465623Nearer my God to Thee
>>222465623probably thishttps://youtu.be/Avrv8t_nEI0
>>222465623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
>>222465623amazin grace
>>222465562when I was 19 or 20 I think so more than a decade ago
>>222465623https://youtu.be/OeLQOfb6IBU
>>222465623https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZEsfteJ5g
havent lost a rocket league match yetlocked in
persona 4 remake looking goodi'm in
my stomach is in shambles
>>222465631Based and Wallace Hartley pilled.
they're making rocket league in real life
pooberge missile being formed in my rectum i gather from slightly pressure building up against my anus
i akshually watch rocket league matches sometimesseen some insane reversalsi've sweat bullet to that game
>>222465691fire when ready
Another day on this gay and cursed Earth.
>>222465626see this is proof your hairline does not matter
>>222465717>he didn't stand a chance
>>222465717
>>222465717yea i'd kill the cop
>>222465730sc
>>222465730Not funny
>>222465732theres no screaming at this ....
Can't afford to go to the dentist
>>222465744more of a yelp, whimper, gurgle, silence
officer cody saw this and feared for his life
>>222465767
Lots of stray dogs where i liveUsed to be scared of them as a kid but not anymore
>>222465767>>222465776
>>22246571790% of police officers are genuine psychopaths.
the new
>>222465793give 'em some meat they'll be your friends for life
>>222464600>>222464600>>222464600
>>222465796I don't think they are mate
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
