Toutatis editionFinal phase : >>222414975
>>222461537
Bonġu.
Incel morning /med/.
>>222467073Kwab'd by Paraguay.>>222467157Incel morning to (You) too Sir!
Racism status: almost defeatedhttps://streamin.me/v/04799553Press F for Almiron.Adelante Paraguay!
POV: you walk into /med/ right after lunch >>222461701I don't "bait", I make thought provoking posts
I planned to do a small triathlon this morning but chickened out. My friend is on his way there and probably pissed off at me now. Beautiful weather but I feel like dogshit.
>>222467215In English?
>>222467567Kwabby...Is it the elimination of Turkey that ripped your heart apart?
>>222467616Turkey is eliminated. Pathetic.They didn't even face the strongest team of their group yet. Not a single goal.
>>222467617no, I would have been late and I didn't like the thought being around the people organizing the event. I don't like Turkey in general.
>North twinks at the sight of med bvlls
>>222467800McTominay is decidedly not a twink lmao
Hello medlinhos! Hope you're all doing alright with this heat.Also I won't fall for medsummer this year.>>222467851Love xer>>222467401Cute! Used to be my cat and my dog>>222467269Errmm what did he do?>>222467073Very nice pic. Bongu!
Good morning med, feels good to not wake up early. Last night I coomed to a girl with perfect body desu.
>>222467639I see.
When does the Steam summer sale start? I might get XCOM 2 on Steam because modding it on Epic is bleak.
>>222468493Ok, in 5 days it seems.
Good morning /med/, I went yesterday evening to the gym for the first time after my lumbar injury, everything went well but I put less weight for safety reasons. It feels good as well having holidays so close.
>>222467972Talking to an opponent and hiding your mouth is a no-no since recently (because of Vinicius).Could be nothing, a racism or possibly an homophobia due to the turk's haircut.They're the same shade of browns btw.Also drove under a very strong storm yesterday, it was a bit scary fr fr. Feeling the car being pushed easily by the wind, the visibility... Fug.And on the return, some funimal went under my wheels on the highway, over for this fella (bunny?)>>222468309See above big M, certified MoMoment.
>>222469158>See above big M, certified MoMoment.You have to be more specific
>>222469216Scary driving sessionThat's a MoMoment.
Cute milfs alert
New batch dropped.
>>222468821It's nice that you can go back already.
Goof morning frens.>>222469492These JARVIS spy bots are getting more and more sophisticated.
>>222469492pspspspspspspsps
>>222469529Does Jarvis function purely on cat milk?Nigga must have an insane protein intake.
>222461537>Can the Magyar please translate this for meTranslate what exactly?
>>222468309Name?
Uhh, anons, are you all right?
>>222470000They voted for this.
>>222469742you are fluent in Spanish, are you not?https://files.catbox.moe/j24pqy.mp4translate this then, for it was catnigga's last mandate to you
>>222470000No. It's terrible
>>222470107What will you say in your defense, you filthy cake? (idk what torta cochina could mean tbf, I doubt the guy uses torta as in calling the cat fat)*meow* (translation: lower your tone when talking to me slave, curse of Bastet be upon you)Oh, okayThere. Are you content now, Joao?
>>222470225that was for catnigga's benefit, he's >>222461537 the one who asked for you specifically to translate it not me
webm for catnigga(he said he loves sweaty Portuguese girls, the freak)>>222470000but quads of fireP.S. all this heat fucking sucks
>>222470404
>>222469930Mariaedielma on Erome>>222470000Toasted Gman for lunch
>>222470694
What does med crave during this heat ?For me it's Mr Freeze and fresh fruits
>>222470942I'm eating lots of cherries and apricots
>>222470942>Mr Freezekinoest villain in the arkham series, didn't know he had his own ice cream brand lmao>What does med crave during this heat ?staying indoors with my rotating fan lol>fresh fruitsbased, big fan of grapes mecherries I had some yesterday
>>222470942Sex.
>>222471264Sex makes you hot and sweaty, not ideal during the heat
>>222471101>>222471166Hivemind.Also Mr Freeze looks like the villain from Tabaluga.Wish we had some fresh fruits vendors like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sm4NpLJ6CI
>>222470942fresh fruit and iced coffeeGot me some prunes, peaches and got my coffee in the fridge right now.Watching South Park with my fan behind me
fuck football, I want some rugby kino with the lads :(
>>222471584Sorry chudie, maybe you should try beating south africa if you wanted more rugby
>>222471350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sTkWBATdNIwas thinking of this, one of the better storylines in that franchise tbqh
>>222471790who's that hoe? she makes me pp hard
>>222471816Copperhead, she's a snake lady one of the mission bosses in Arkham Origins
>>222471942thanksgod imagine how dirty the sex would be
>>222471958very dirty, that's why the Bat should go for Harley's clussy insteadhonks her honkers, if you catch my drift
>>222472016bunda aside, I'm impressed how good the game looksThose games were realased in late 2000s, early 2010s, weren't they?
>>222472050Arkham Knight was released 2015Origins where Copperhead is the older engine and was released in 2013 but it's reusing the same engine of Asylum(2009) and City(2011)>I'm impressed how good the game looksit was around that time in the mid 2010s where pure polygon counts stopped mattering as much, good art direction mogs raw processing power
>>222472183right, I don't know much about those games, I thought this one was released on PS3, which would have been incredible
>>222472183Engines are not that important for graphic fidelity, unlike what some people seem to believe.
>>222472204just checked, the first three were PS3 the last one was PS4pretty great for 2015>>222472361true, won't stop 90% of developers and publishers from trying to turn everything into Unreal slop though
>>222472361>TAA’s in your path Engines have been downhill and devs as well.
>>222472437>true, won't stop 90% of developers and publishers from trying to turn everything into Unreal slop thoughUnreal is just that convenient.Developers are lowering their development costs and increasing development speed and trading it off for worse performance, it's a calculated thing, just one that doesn't benefit players with low end hardware.This wouldn't happen under socialism btw.>>222472445This is really not true but you are just chudded out because hardware is expensive and you can't run the latest games as well as before, so nothing I could say would convince you.
>>222472016>>222472183>that harlotWhat's her superpower exactly? She's kind of hot, btw
heat check fellas?>>222471584same, it'll come soon enough
>>222472571I watched the movie too, I assume her superpower is the ability to kill men with her clowny thighs :D
>>222472601
Spent hours listening to giantess themed ASMR last night. Felt like a young man again when I coomed.>>222470942I like to break these up and use them as ice cubes in my drinks. What I crave most of all is cool air from my fan though.>>222470225Thanks, I'm adjusting my offendedness level to 2.
>>222472563>you are just chudded out because hardware is expensive and you can't run the latest games as well as beforeThat's not the issue. Temporal anything vector based has ruined a lot of great games, and the devs that try to work around it end up shitting everything even more.I'm tired of seeing dithered hairs for example. Or ghosting. Or extremely blurred shit.
Good Lord.
>>222471790Definitely watch it if I had time.Also here's Tabaluga villain.
>>222473547the perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>222473940Maybe her personality sucks
>>222473940Thicc thighs saves lives.
>>222473547
>>222472870Hopefully it goes down during next week. Here, we're gonna draw it out until next friday
Napped a bit.>>222473547Yjk she a slut.>>222473012Senhor... >>222469492
>>222474355It is normal summer temperatures for us, and it is expected to get higher in the coming week.>>222474369My slut.
For me, it's this phenotype: pale skin with dark features. When I finally defeat the Demiuge in single combat, I'm going to ask God for a girlfriend like this as a reward.>>222474369Cute catlings, but you should probably wait a few more weeks before you start feeding them shrimps. How many are you planning to adopt?
>>222474661falling for the charms of Frenchwomen?I will be sure to tell Portuguese women like >>222470438 of your treason then
>>222474661Sorry Here but she's french and therefore anglophobicYou may convince her with proof of Celtic ancestry
others are swimming and going out and im too scared to go out for more than 30 minutestruly the human mind is bafflinganyways shish tawook
>>222474719She is not French, she is Breton. That is the most celtoid phenotype I have ever seen in my life, literally unchanged since 6,000 BC. She may be forced to speak French and live in France, but she is Breton.>>222474704There are many Portuguese women who look like that too.
>>222474661>How many are you planning to adopt?None.Grandmaberg did not want to disturb the litter and wanted to wait a bit so they would get used to humans. Guess what, too late. They run away now if we get too close.
>>222475034>They run away now if we get too close.You just have to start leaving them food, like high-quality chicken offcuts and tuna. Once they start associating humans with food, it's only a matter of time until they just start coming into your house and sleeping on the sofa.
>>222473547too massive, doesn't do much for me desuI prefer slimmer women>>222474737it's kinda too hot outside anyway.
>>222474797she doesn't look that Portuguese but then again some of us are quite pale
>>222475177I respectfully disagree.
>>222475177damn man imagine being this gay atleast be bisexual like me
>>222475096>until they just start coming into your house and sleeping on the sofa.I doubt the king (grandmaberg's oversized cat, not fat but a L O N G B O I) would let other cats sleep on the sofa desu.>>222475230>just released a song teehee>shows assKazakhstan.>>222475177Rare kwabian L.
>red alert for Gironde Uh oh.>>222475177Based.I'd fuck her of course.
Yo lil’ Donnie boy.
>>222474661Based Catbro, it is my favorite too. :)And indeed, some portuguese qts do look like that
>>222475498>>222475649>>222475940>>222475997
>>222475177based Kwabian take :)>>222475997we're dying ova here.Literally going to the mall just to chill out with the
>>222476271...AC
>>2224762402010s donnie is right you know, 2020s donnie is such a cuck
MoMoment >>222476687
>>222476265Zamn I miss being 14 and dabbing 24/7. Was cringe af but was also fun therefore based.>>222476707Why would she use a showerhead when she could just take Momster's fat cock for a much better (s)experience?
Blast from the past : >>222475610>>222476925Momster is napping.
https://youtu.be/iOvYGQtFBNM>>222475997>>222476271ofc the frogs are tasteful and know what's good. I kneel.>>222476925I never dabbed back then, but recently I realized it was kind of based and very fitting in certain situations.
>>222476973>Momster is napping.
>>222476265
>>222477089objectively sexy, but her face and makeup and this posing and perfect lighting make it sterile for me, idksomewhat related one of my favorite songshttps://youtu.be/OQIYEPe6DWY
>>222476973>momo is napping, quick, load the interesting discussions
>>222477484>quick boys, unfold the scrolls on how to do a perfect parallel parking every time
>>222477354Good point, even if I'm into that, however the focus here should be the thighs.
>>222477354Great track, by the way.
>>222477543https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1781864967747985.webm
>>222477543the focus should be affection and tenderness with a woman you enjoy being with. Grimtastic to lack this and it's making me feel like shit and not a complete human.>>222477565right? My favorite line is>sie stellt sich zur Schau für das Konsum-Produkt / und wird von Millionen Augen an-geguckt>she displays herself for the consumer product / and is gazed on by a million eyes
>>222477618Are you going through my search history?>>222477672>the focus should be affection and tenderness with a woman you enjoy being withThis is unattainable for me.>she displays herself for the consumer product / and is gazed on by a million eyesAverage e-whore.
>>222477514>lock the scrolls inside old bitch's desk drawer
>>222477744JARVIS'Dhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1781762265606213.webm (you will disavow this but we know the truth)>>222477751
>>222477874You do not know the truth.
>>222476973>>222477078>>222477484Unironicallty was
>>222478117
>>222477751Lol
I just heard on the news that we are finally getting a proper online Maltese dictionary. I hope it doesn't get abandoned like the previous attempts. It is already online, albiet incomplete.
>>222478156Also loved that MoMoment, is there more of this lady ?
>>222478117Siesta is peak /med/.
>>222478218Idk. Glad you did.
>>222478201It is practically empty.
>>222478201good news. I listened to a speech/discussion by some academic I deem smart and he pointed out how in the 1800s and 1900s people looked to the nation to achieve immortality by dying for the greater good of their nation but now with demographic changes, overaging populations, immigration and emigration and cultural influences even that is not always possible anymore. But I guess it never really was, many cultures and nations fell or were absorbed by others.
>>222478340While I am sceptical about how this will aid in Maltese's presence on the internet, and its usage on whole, it is good to have a proper online dictionary.
>that feeling when PayPal, forced by a decision of some Polish office from last year, refunded you 0,085 €https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEp7gnM0Ms8
Neighbor is insulting birds award
>>222478340Nationalism is dying because of those factors, and it seems it’s by design.
>warm outside>force pc to render shit at 4k instead of 1440pFucking sauna my room is lads.
>be cracker albino from Minnesota>convert to Islam and start a rap careernot sure if favstian or autisticbut I like this guy's musichttps://youtu.be/ToWj8ui6VaA
>>222479030many such casesZUS keeps pestering me with emails saying I must fill out some form to get back 2gr they owe me
>>222481155bro looks like a gta online character
>>222481173Imagine being an accountant or a clerk and wasting time, energy and resources for such an incredible triviality
>>222481155Still browner than Andalussy
>>222481229>>222481388kek
this is funny isn't the german system seen as expensive by other eu countries? why is germany always the target of this kind of seethe campaign?
Watered garden. Got raped by two or three mosquitoes. It's jojover.
>>222481980>isn't the german system seen as expensive by other eu countries?I think most people don't know how cheap or expensive healthcare is in other countries.
Tuna and rice, simple as.>le spicesThere is olive oil with the tuna.>>222482250Trvke
>>222482341i was playing vintage story and they added olive oil recently and i can't wait to find olives
>gay 3d western erotic game on steam front pageNah these folx are insane
>>222482341learn 2 cook man
sup bbgirls
>>222482659>spread raw pork on bread>"learn to cook ja?"
>>222482890oui
i can tell when someone looks italian or german but i can't pinpoint something looking "french"i don't know whyis my racism level too low?
>>222483445>is my racism level too low?the answer is always yes
>>222483156
>>222481980>isn't the german system seen as expensive by other eu countries?most people don't really know about healthcare in other countries, but when it's talked about yes it's generally considered expensive which is objective reality>why is germany always the target of this kind of seethe campaign?because amerimutts are fucking retarded and think begging on gofundme whenever you get a life-threatening condition is normal for some reason
>>222484038Saw it days ago and it was grim
Who's gonna watch Germoney Côte d'Ivwar ?
>>222484167Might watch a bit, currently watching a documentary of the savannah THOUGH
>>222484167I don't even know most players on the German team anymore.Also wasted the entire day.
>>222484127It looks like something Hieronymus Bosch would've painted.
>>222484733Same, I was meant to go play basketball with someone but he didn't have the time to come, and in the end I didn't feel like doing anything, so I just lounged around the house all day and went for a short walk just nowI'm feeling quite lonely and sad, I haven't met a single friend of mine since the end of May, just waged
>>222485060I'd play basketball with you desu. I always liked that even if I'm not good at it and rarely played it.>I just lounged around the house all day and went for a short walk just nowrelatable. Feels bad particularly when feel like you should use that free time better.>I'm feeling quite lonely and sadsame, sorry bro.I see my two friends after work regularly at least. Do yours live far away?
>>222485211Don't worry, I'm terrible at it, surely worse than you considering that you are very athletic >Feels bad particularly when feel like you should use that free time better.Yes, precisely> Do yours live far away?Yes, I've got no friends where I live except the guy I just mentioned, who's more like a friendly acquaintance
dumbbells sesh doneshower during the half time
First grilled sardines of the year for me.They were delicious, especially the broa I dunked on the sardine’s fat left on the plate.Grilled peppers to accompany them.Ate so much I had a sudden urge to puke, but I managed to contain it all inside.
>>222485682This is a actually a good match honestly
>>222485743>Ate so much I had a sudden urge to puke, but I managed to contain it all inside.based
Côte d'Ivoire is playing good, no wonder they beat us
>>222485889>>222485965second halftime will bring everythig in order
>>222485965didn't we put b team in second half doe?
>>222486056Yeah but maybe they didn't play to their fullest either
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1781989562372034.mp4
>>222486325Remember the time where Miriam Leone was the Italian queen of int and not Gio ?
>>222486359I certainly do.
>>222486325>>>222486359Miriam is a million times better than these zoomettes.
Germans (Turks)? Say no more.
>>222466437Is that Sofia Boutella?
>>222486359Never understood how Gio managed to gain so much traction on this board, especially compared to other former queens of /int/ such as Miriam, Victoria Flamel and Irene.No accounting for taste, I guess.
>>222486865>IreneNever understood the hype.Quintessential Portuguese woman (“alternative” hoe version).I still remember when it all crashed down when /int/ found out she was sexing a gyppo.
>>222486922She was just being shilled hard by a few very dedicated anons, and they got their comeuppance in the end.It should have been Yolanda in her place. The Queen Who Never Was.
>Starmer expected to resign on Monday and set out orderly exit>One Labour MP, who is usually considered to be a loyalist to the Prime Minister, said he believed Sir Keir would announce his departure date as soon as Monday given that his support among MPs was now down to only a handful of “friends and family”.>“There’s no one left. Literally people whose relatives work in No 10 or people who are long term personal friends of Keir’s are pretty much the only ones left,” they said, adding that trying to stand in the way of Mr Burnham’s path to Downing Street was “like trying to fight gravity”.In my country btw.
>>222487180Kek, sounds like the last days of hitler without metamphetamins
>>222487180On what key issues does Burnham differ from Starmer?
>>222487310>thousand year starmerreich>lasts less than 24 monthsThe brightest candles burn half as long, I guess.
why do we have trillions of nafris and 0 good one and germany has a decent one with low amount of nafrispeculiar
>>222487460I have no fucking clue, and I don't think Andy Burnham does either. I barely know anything about Andy Burnham and it's beyond my comprehension why he (allegedly) has the support of more than half of the Labour MPs.
>>222487180The carousel keeps going round and round, ready for another round!
mb it's a kurd
>>222487644
Feeling cheeky and wanted to listen to my younger self bad taste.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9t3t2Cl0Nw
>>222488553>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9t3t2Cl0NwYou wore eyeliner and converse shoes as a teenager.
>>222489623Just the converse part. Not even black clothing or anything like that.
Bumperino and good night, dear frens.
good night /med/
>>222482594I went into steam's settings and filtered all of this trash, kept being recommended to me even though I never buy this trash.>>222487180Well he messed up, I wonder if he was paid to make all those bad decisions or it was just his idea of proper governance.
>>222487180Burnham is going to be more of the same though people talking about him like he can act the same way a mayor of Manchester does in 10 Downing Street, but the fact is he's a former MP(16 years from 2001 to 2017) where he did fuck all and Westminster will break himthis is my prediction
>>222466437Who's that woman?
>>222491529
Bonġu.>>222487180Onto the next.>>222492752Fun-sized.
>>222493510No.
>>222493514Zamn, it's midget-tier.Sexo.
Incel morning /med/.>>222492752I'm surprised that labour MPs pushed for this, this just makes their party seem weaker and doesn't even address the real issues people have with Starmer, that could have been addressed with any head of Labour if the party got behind it.In most other countries, the party would have rallied behind their leader, even to a fault.I guess Brits are just that perfidous.
chudcel morning.friend called off our gym session because he's having sexI should go alone now but I feel more like wallowing in self pity
Good morning med, it's summer day, father's day and music day
>>222493653summer solstice too tonight.
>>222493650>be Kwaby's friendo>he cancels the triathlon>talk to a foid instead>have le sex
>>222493650How did you know he's having sex ? Did he tell you straightforward "I'm having sex therefore I can't come with you" ?
>>222493675he knew her before alreadybut he told me he doesn't feel in love at all and told me how annoying it is to have to write on dating apps all the timeI like him but he's in a different reality than mealso way more sociable>>222493685he met a girl and he asked if we go to the gym this morning, we do it almost every day. then he said he can't if she stays the night and then he said yeah he can't.
>>222493576The nafri fears the samurai.
>>222486004also I was right hehe
>>222493731Barely, also that Ivoirian fucked up a clear goal opportunity right before the second goal
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHFakecel morning frens
>>222493753I don't want to go to cagie tomorrow, I want to stay indoors and watch football and play bidogames and browse med
>>222493753Just go on your tippy toes and headbutt the sun
>>222493747our team also scored 2 goals in the first half that weren't counted doeanyway, the german team marches on
>>222493772Had a bet on harvetz (or diomande) scoresthe jews did this
>>222493782Isn't Havertz jew ?
>>222493787Worse, dutch.
>>222493782we will have to talk a serious word with dorfanon
>>222493760You'll be able to do that soon enough Momo! With summer there will be less work.Me I want to go to work so I can slack with the AC>>222493769I will not do such a thing to anger the biggest thing with power over me. He is my God right now. A kinda rude one
Rockstar removed a pajeet NPC back in GTA SA but the unused quotes are still there, pretty fun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpUmeQ0y74M
>>222493864Also there's an intern tomorrow for the whole week, hope the old bitch takes care of her and not me
Good morning, sisters.
>>222493540She needs a stool.>>222493753Sizzling.>>222494143Words of wisdom.
Good roon seshPlanned 45 minutes at low speed, ended up doing nearly 10km/h, was confused by the app, I could have sprinted harder to get those 7,5km.>>222494069Maybe she's cute.
https://youtu.be/M6o1SEj02t0
>>222494648She's 15-16 I'm not eating that kind of bread
>>222494681you probably watch the same kind of content so it's fine
>>222494697kek
>>222494697No way, zoomies watch Tiktok, browse Instagram and play Roblox
Public TV rare W tonightA documentary about foids and simps>Married to Stéphane for about fifteen years, mother of two daughters, and running her own dental practice, Iris seems at first glance to be enjoying an idyllic life. But she's actually hiding a secret she struggles to accept: she's incredibly bored in her marriage, as she and her husband haven't made love in years. On the advice of a friend, she somewhat skeptically creates a profile on a dating site to try and find a lover. The idea quickly proves brilliant, however. Indeed, Iris, surprised but flattered, soon finds herself courted by dozens of suitors...
We play today.
>>222494852I hope they beat Lelgium and qualify and make Amerilards seethe
>>222494861Mashallah, they would allow one tanker for (You) but your car is electric anyway.
>>222494911I hope you didn't bet on Ecuador last night
>>222494987No.
>>222494697Kek>>222494776Really really hate foids
>>222494776And yet, he still loses the children on seperation.
>>222495153>>222495094it's a movie btw, calling it documentary because it's realistic (if that wasn't clear)foids will see this and think: what a great idea
>>222495153it was his fault for not taking care of her properly, chud.
Crazy how they never caught him
>>222487180>The opposition has managed to break the front in a broad formation.>In the south, the Greens have taken Hackney and pushed on Lewisham.>Reform now operates on the north in Wakefield and Sunderland...>...and in the devolved national governments, the nationalists have reached the line Holyrood, Stormont, and Cardiff Bay...>...>Everything will be fine I'll reshuffle the cabinet and...>Mr Prime Minister... Burnham...>Andy Burnham was just elected the Member of Parliament for Makerfield.>Burnham is planning a leadership challenge.>...>Es bleiben im Raum: Nick Thomas-Symonds, Richard Hermer, Pat McFadden und Darren Jones.>Das war ein Befehl!>Die Verhinderung von Burnhams Wahl ins Parlament war ein Befehl!
>>222495179Quite realistic.
Rooning race next week, let's hope I won't melt from the heat desu
>>222495466Maybe it will be cancelledhow long ? early?
>>222495494We start at noon, it's 6 kilomemes with obstacles.
It's so hot here that the heat woke me up at 9:30am. It's going to be a long week.>>222495335'emmieIf only had Starmer had Hitler's charisma, he might have lasted a little longer.
went gymcelling and deadlifted 160kg 3x, new PR.>>222495335gemerald.
I haven't walked in a while. I need to get something for my heels.
I swear every snack have these three :same package saucessfrozen tendiesknock off tiramisu
>>222495933they really do
>>222495954They would be so much better if they used cup sauces instead of these tubes, have one homemade sauce (like white sauce), homemade tendies with cornflakes and other desserts than "tiramisu"
>>222495966many do thoughbut yeah basic snake is the pic rel
>>222470000>that one spot in france where it's 455ºCo_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNn834-5fvAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD3FvnZpVigSport sesh for today>>222496066This is where cagie sent Gman to
https://youtu.be/2hc0Hb6NWAg
>>222494069>herOffice qt alert!>>222494697>the 16 year old girl that watches women with oversized mammaries oiling and massaging themselvesKEK
>>222496121Not really>>222494681
La mama caught me drinking beers on the local park's bench
Bbq time >>222496201
>>222495933Because it's slop.
>>222495933All of those are for goycattle tho.>>222495561>160kg 3xstrong boi
>>222498485thanksalso just wanted to incelrun, but the heat and my feet btfo me after 7km so I walked the last 4km incline while listening to Soviet 80s rock like a proper chudand I normally don't goonpost, but it would be rude not to share this one desuhttps://files.catbox.moe/7nbky9.webm
i must've spent too much time in germany because i'm playing simulator games now
>>222498748which one?
I'm just not ready to get owned by Saudi Arabia this evening.>>222473547S E X.>>222496201Is that allowed in France?, here local police can fine you for that.
>>222498947I don't know if it's allowed, I don't care anyway
>sitting on a bench drinking coffee>young lad sits down on the other side of the bench>says he got blackout drunk and lost his phone, needs money to buy it back>ah shit here we go again>asks if i can get him any odd jobs, he can't find any himself because no phone>"sorry i don't know of anything like that but i could give you some cash">look at what i have on me>€2, €10 and €50 equivalent>give him the fifty>"but why?">"why not, if you're really in a though spot">wrong dialogue choice>proceeds to talk about how he lost everything, lost his gf, but he has to get through it, no one will help him>don't go for anything past "uh huh">shakes my hand and leavesdo you get shaken down in broad daylight iyc?
>>222499449No because I would have left the second he sat down on the same bench as me
>>222499449>get my neetbux (about 580€)>hang out with some cutie>buy a Zippo>"how do I refill this...?">some guy makes his entrance>"hey, can I ask you a service...? oh, you bought a zippo and you don't know how to use it? lemme show you">he shows me how to refill it>he goes on about how he's an artist but is short on cash and how he needs money that he will give back very soon>I offer him 50€ as well>he thanks me and gives me his instagram>he never replied backfug
>>222499449>lost his gfI'd have called him a fakecel and moonwalked away
btw>some drunk slav guy asks me if I have a cigarette as I'm chilling on a bench>say I got nothing>he sees I have a grocery bag and searches what's inside>when I grab it and give him a "tf you think you're doing?" look, he just drunkenly rambles, calling me a "cyka" and a "pizda" (or pizdor?)>I quickly leave as I fear the slavic drunkard
>>222498791super market simulator
>>222499511wish my autismo was this strong>>222499548>he's an artistchecks out, what they do really is an art>>222499548>calling me a "cyka" and a "pizda"uhh anon you're not a foid are you?
>>222499757Not a foid, no? is that insults for them?
>I owe the coffee shop I used to go to everytime something like 40€I've been dodging them for more than a year but I miss their food, do you think they'll charge me extra cash for all the time I spent not paying them?
>>222499900You can use a disguise.
>>222499961
>>222499789pizda means cunti wouldn't call a man that, but maybe it's different in other slav languagescould be used just as an interjection thouever
>>222499931kek
>>222499973i look like this but don't do this
>>222498602Wtf, it's alive>>222499449>>222499548Lmao
Mistook the worcestershire for soy sauce and I added to my mum's food (she's vegan).Are you also a disappointment to your mother in your country?
>>222500048Sorry to hear you look like that Venetanon.
>dad died last year, this very day>since my mom caught me drinking, I just know she'll piss me off by lecturing me about how I shouldn't drink today out of respectfuck my life
>>222500150there's no water in his village now so he can't shave, probably has a visible horseshoe by now
Also I cut myself cooking, probably a cosmic punishment for failing my mum,
>>222500094That's ok, vegetarians should learn to live a little.Not eating pigs is not going to save the planet.>>222500192Here drinking to honor the memory of deceased relatives is something we do.
>>222500150He doesn't look like me, I don't shave my hair, I just keep them very short (kind of like the cut Majakovskij had) and I'm clean shaven in the face>>222500193By the time I came home on Friday it was running as usual, thankfully
>>222500224I only really just wanted a beer tb h
>>222500246Just beer is not a big deal.I thought that you were drinking vodka or something.
>>222500262My mom's always on my assI usually hide vodka or rhum by putting it in a bottle of water but I'm afraid she might one day "check them"Beer is just an easier way to go
>>222500292Are you the drunk Slav who approached this dude?>>222499669
>>222500322I'm the same dude!
>>222500240so you really do look like >>222499973
>>222500292large mcdonalds sprite enhanced with one of them small vodka bottles is the ultimate stealth beverage
>>222499449>>222499548Would never give 1 buck to a stranger let alone 50, what is wrong with you ?
>>222500629maybe I wanted to impress that chickplus I always feel almighty when I get my neetbux, I feel like I could buy the sun
>>222500694I have 20k in the bank and I live rather frugally, I couldn't imagine having your mentality and just giving away my money.
VGH, ye olde ‘tuguese firewater…>>222499449I would have ignored him and left.>>222499548This doesn’t happen in Portugal either.>>222499669This happens, but with local Portuguese drunkards.>>222500192Keep drinking, it’s a good day to drink.
Fuck the sun
>>222499449>>222499548Generous souls maybe a bit too much kek.I gave 20€ to some poor niggas who didn't have enough to catch a train but only because I felt so happy in the morning after losing my virginity and still smelling pussy juice
>>222501130I once offered some chewing gums to a homeless guy because I literally didn’t have any coins or notes and he almost tried to punch me in the face.
>sorry for ghosting you but your Instagram follows...I can'twhat did she mean by this, why did she check this lmao
>>222501371Women have nothing better to do but to look at ridiculous stuff like that.Your fault for having social media.
>>222501436too bad she was cute
Had a really comfy wank sesh. Felt like drinking a brotein drink, but was certain I had none left in the fridge. Guess what. I had exactly one left of which I forgot cuz it was so well hidden. So fucking BACK.>>222498602>webmZAMN>>222500720I will watch 5 seconds per centimeter soon sir. I have been postponing watching it for more than a month by now. I will revert back to you kindly sir.
>>222501747>Had a really comfy wank seshI personally can't wankIt just won't come out and my arm hurtsI think I'm broken
>>222501371Maybe she saw this.
>>222502058Kill them with fire.
>>222502314Just reduce the rice supply and they will be fine in no time.
>>222501371You gave her the ick by following chuddy politicians. Should have given her your decoy instagram where you only follow green party politics and local cat cafés.
>>222502058>>222502419she probably saw my femboy/goth/asian girls follows
New : >>222502568
>>222502058chubby chicks are my most degenerate fetish
