>>222468229it really be like that
fucking world cup fucking 4chan
>>222468229should replace ugly slags with post more brittish roses
>>222468277>>222222222
right well i need a poo
turned the football off after Scotland went 1-0 down sixty seconds into the game. The only morning surprise was that Morocco didn't score more.
Once killed a man because he gave me the wrong change
>>222468277
>>222468356same lad glad I didn't miss anything at least
>>222468213niggas be catchin feelins for they prison bitch :skull:
>>222468371Could just day they're birth marks
>>222468376Stop posting pictures of me and all that
Not trying to blackpill but I really don't see how the White race can turn things around.The people who are supposed to be our leadership class have completely given up on the nation and are actively working against the White population (police, state, legal system, universities).Most people are completely indoctrinated by egalitarianism.The quality of the White race has declined for over a century due to dysgenic trends.There's an ever increasing surveillance state.Most Whites just don't care about these problems.Literally HOW THE FUCK do we even begin to turn things around?
>>222468421Bore off you miserable shit
>>222468371mine are worse than this so I will not be having a relationship or children to avoid those types of conversations
>>222468421can just tell when a post is written by someone who doesn't read and whose mind is completely formed by internet discourse
>>222468421We're moving to New Mexico and marrying tradcath latinas lad Get with the times gramps
>>222468441KinoRemember when Saudis were the worst browns you could encounter?
>>222468441mad, i remember when black ops 2 had hundreds of thousands not sure if it ever went past a million but perhaps it did
wish I had the confidence of a fat black woman
>>222468441Developers wouldnt dare put a player count in game now, not at launch anyway
they ended woke
>>222468521>(not legally binding)
>>222468421stop giving a shitits already over and not our responsibility to save a raceif you wanted to save the white race you would be changing your babies nappiesbut your posting herejust live your life as you please on your own terms
>>222468457It's all facts lad
heatherfungus
people hate starmer but he has stabilised the economy while also investing in public services, tories left migration at almost a million people coming in per year, starmdog has brought it down to 171k and we also have a better relationship with the EU. I know it’s popular to hate the starmdog but if it’s between him and bumham I’m inclined to stick with Kier
>>222468576>stabilised the economyThen why the fuck is shit still so expensive?
>>222468576same. Burnham is a wanker. im a Northerner and can't stand that ponce. sticking with Keir is the best bet
Do aussies really?
How come mousey moved on from this thread yet we're all still here languishing?over the years a number of notable thread characters have grown up, moved on, and started their real lives yet it doesn't happen to us
>>222468611>Newcastlelmao
>>222468619We're NPCs
Arse sex with young Tilda Swinton
>>222468277crazy how ancient greeks all said in unison that democracy is a fucktarded idea only utter mongoloids would fall for and then all the "learned" people decided that democracy is actually the super sophisticated system of civilised countries because it's a greek word
>>222468542but I don't want to be reincarnated as a jeet
woke up needing a poo. gutberg usually gives me an hour or so.
it's coming home
>>222468710No it isn'tBe quiet
my wife
People must stop engaging in delusional appeals to “popular sentiment” or the masses. The mass man is not a workable form in heterogeneous soon to be minority white America like it was in 97% white Weimar Germany. The tactics of today are the vanguard and the guerrilla!
>>222468721erm not sure if you noticed lad you may well have missed it it's an easy mistake to make but that lady appears to have a willard
anyone got a copy of the greentext of the anon from here who had a bent flatmate that would hover about the bathroom door and try to rush in after he pooed to get whiffs of it? it was quite long but amusing
>>222468733I didn't notice that. Thanks for pointing that out. I'll delete the post.
>>222468729we must prepare for war in our countryand at the end of it, we do not want our enemies begging for life, but for death
>>222468715*closes an imaginary zipper on my mouth and throws the slider away*
Just uploaded my first YouTube video and got 2 views in an hour. It's fucking over
Mousey has his Patreon and PO Box to keep him busy
>>222468734well you've condensed it well here
>>222468749cornball
>>222468749
not sure where to walk today
>>222468695reincarnation doesnt exist like that
hot today going to be sweating like an indian in the incel flat
made egg fried rice for brekky. bits of bacon and tomato and a spring onion stirred through it. most agreeable.
>nigerian tries to strangle 3yo kid>nothing happens>italians make march to send them back>media lose their shitWe have our own subversive propaganda units like you do
*reincarnates into a mushroom*alri lads
>>222468782>>222468793only 18c here. My best virgin walking days are yet to come. I only like to go on long walks if it's sunny and it gives me a tan. If I'm tanned then people at work think I'm normal, someone who goes outside (even though I never talk to them and have severe mental illness).
>>222468806Had bacon and teriyaki rice for breakfast, proper lush
for the aussies, are mullets still a thing over in straya?
>>222468811An attempted strangling wouldn't even make the news here. Kids are getting chucked into crocodile pits and shit here now, real looney tunes shit.
>>222468811torture any media person asking them who forced them to spill bile onto a piece of paper and follow the lead like an incel vigilante then if it bothers you so much
>>222468806and i HOPE it was day old cooked riceberg
https://xcancel.com/TobyTurner/status/2066223942961094962#m
I had scrambled eggs, same as I have every day in life.
>>222468839Here's one of them, like clockwork. Eat shit and die, your mother is a whore>>222468838It's happening everywhere
why are lads on here being chinky and eating rice for breakfast very queer
>>222468863mmm keep yapping democracy will disappear somehow through your bickering
>>222468782True just stay in and get pissed instead
you lot don’t actually read any media/news, right lads?
your all to to funny
want to complain but no one wants to hear itso there's my complaint, easy one
>>222468871Does oat porridge count as rice-equivalent?
Actually screeching at the Scotland fansNiggas went 1-0 up against Haiti and thought they were going all the wayLMAOOOOOOOOO
>>222468782can't think of a reason to leave the house so I'm not going to
>>222468863It's white genocide mate (meds aren't white but still)
>>222468871I'm even using sellotape to keep my eyes taut while eating it Can barely see anything. This is their life sadly
>>222468876Your guidelines dont allow you to insult others, cuck?
/brit/. Funny
>>222468918this but rape
>nooo he covered his mouth!! red card!!SCREAMINGfootball has changed a lot since i used to watch it 2 world cups ago
>>222468886some of the niggas in this general remind me of that loser that that exists in every social setting who thinks he's funny or wishes he was and forces everyone to fake laugh at their jokes for attention. bit sad really
>>222468912keep reading news
>>222468921this but the suffering of innocents
>>222468857MERCY!
*gay nasally voice*some of the niggas in this general remind me of that loser that that exists in every social setting who thinks he's funny or wishes he was and forces everyone to fake laugh at their jokes for attention. bit sad really
need a haircut but I get my haircuts on sundays rather than saturdays. You see saturday is the busiest day for deanos getting their hair cut because they need to have their fade nice and crisp for when they go out later on in the saturday eveningbecause I don't go out socialising as I have no friends or girlfriend, it would be a waste for me to get my own haircut on a saturday. By getting my own haircut on sundays, this means that MY fade is crisper on Monday morning when I am at toil, even crisper than those who got theirs done on the saturday. My only exposure to other people is at work, so this is the best way to maximise the impact of my haircuts.
>>222468939if you read these posts out in a social setting then everyone would think your cool
>>222468958dunelm
>>222468897And people call England fans delusional lmao
>>222468958did him
I'm the hardest cunt in this thread no questions askedI've killed men for looking at me wrong
>>222468958actually feel bad reading this because i know it's me
>>222468886My all to funny what mate?
you reckon you get a nice bit of compensation if you're on a train which crashes?like £10,000? or is that too much?
today I am tracer !
>>222468988*flutters eyelashes at you*Still consider yourself, "hard"?
Question: how did Haiti qualify but not Italy?
>>222469004Don't play games with me sunshine
>>222468988*touches your penis*You certainly are! :O
>>222468991ha ha see your great
>>222468811Whites are under attack everywhere
>>222469005Every world region has its own qualifications, otherwise the world cup would just be Latam and Europe
So happy Scotland lost
>>222469018It should be. And it should be hosted in the EU so that the matches are on at sane times and I can watch 3-4 group matches back to back shitposting on /sp/ the entire time.Never mind the hydration breaks, the fact that I have to sit here all day with my thumb up my arse until 8PM to watch football during the world cup is shit. >you're just describing the eurosyeah well the WC should be this way as well
>>222468990ktim that was me in secondary school until I got bulliedI wouldn't worry about it on 4chan though this is just a repository for mindless shitposting not all of it will be funny but that doesn't matter
I don't watch divegrassWhat are the odds of the great US OF A playing the kilt wearing Scots or the filthy red coat English.
Anybody tests me, I'll put you in the grave
>>222469054Im not saying you are wrong
>>222469054reckon every world cup should be held in italy or spain tbph. let them alternate.
rorke in shambles
hate "one minute apart" detectivesnibbas got some script to alerting them of samefag activitynow i need a counter script to add a random delay so i don't get accused of samefagging
Shame Scotland can't lose every day
In the bath
hey mambo mambo italiano
>>222469090>Anonymous 06/20/26(Sat)01:28:12 No.222468986▶ok
Proper hard cunt me done time for armed robbery and shagged every prison guard in the joint They nicknamed me 'the drill' because my cock was so good
So it begins, another day of mindless, repetitive, inane posting broken up only by the occasional scran and wank.Vile slug of a life.
>>222469070Scots were red coats as well. You Americans are fucking stupid
praying it rains tomorrow so the fathers day bbq with dad and his partner is cancelled and its instead a quicker meal indoors
it's coming home (to the US)
this jeet at work always asks people for lifts to and from work, just get a license bro
morning lads, any plans for today? might do some gardening me
local bank branch has closed so now whenever I need to deposit money I will need to get a train into town
>>222469132nothing better to do?
wanking to that cute dark haired lass from zombieland saga
people still use cash???????
>>222469175err why do you have cash? you slanging dat rock?
>>222469149POV: You are a Nigerian woman in Rorke's bedroom
>>222469149pigeon ahh physique
brits are natural slaves
>>222469183I don't but my 87 year old gran will ask me to order things for her online and then she pays me the money back in cash (+£10 for my trouble) which I then have to manually deposit into the bank
>>222469183Yeah got loads of it in my safe Not illegal is it
>>222469167>a jeet driving a car It is for the better
>>222469196not really they get too many funny ideas to be dependable slaves
>>222469173gymtoil for me then i'm off to visit the parents. will watch the footy with the old man this evening and drink some bevs.need to do gardening but cba
the rusty spotted cat is the smallest cat speciesthey look like a kitten but this is an adultthey live a completely solitary life, their mothers leaving them soon after birthas with all other cats, extremely cute
The amount of money lost to cheeky chappy tradies' undeclared income is huge. It easily dwarfs the money spent on benny scroungers etc. Every single tradie is at it, they all do it, there's no reason not to. Then they just pay for whatever they can in cash because for some reason places still take cash.
>>222469221>they live a completely solitary life, their mothers leaving them soon after birth:(
>>222469198youd... spend all day depositing 10 dollars?you never spend money in prescence of a clerk, where JUST SAYINGIF THIS WAS TO HAPPENyou'd be able to use your cash and get rid of it without taking a trip to the bank
>>222469173collect my da's present and get some things in sainsburys
He tried to save us.
Just seen someone shit themselves in a shopping centre
sent my da a moonpig card for father's dayI haven't texted him or called him and it's getting a bit late in the day now.
>>222469229and to make things worse, even though collectively they make a large proportion of the nation's income, indivisually they don't make enough for HMRC to bother investigating how deano got his £50,000 Audi S5 on a £25k salary
Just shit myself in the shopping centre take that normies
I — will take — my strawberries — outside
>>222469077>Scored an early grave while wearing my excellent glasses
>>222469241The £10 is what she pays me for the act of buying her item online. The item(s) themselves are often well in excess of ten pounds. For example she might ask me to buy a bottle of perfume for £80, then once it arrives she pays me £90 (£80 to reimburse me for the perfume and £10 to say thank you).So now I have £90 in cash that I need to either spend or deposit. If I try to spend it then I end up with a bunch of copper coins and 10p, 20p coins jangling about in my pockets like a nonce. A coin nonce. I don't want the ballache of cash, I just pay with my card like a normal person under the age of 65.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lu06XPjaML4
>>222469272we don't have a shopping centre anymore they knocked it down
>>222469303Dogshit
>>222469294yep this sounds like a nightmare, do the ol pillow over the face trick
I've killed men for mispronouncing my nameI'm dead serious, mess with me and it's over
nearly shat myself the other day, was walking with a couple of work colleagues and suddenly had a code brown emergency out of nowhere. had to sit on a wall and clench my bumcheeks and pretend my ankle was fucked til the immediate urge passed and then fake limp very quickly back to the office. could have been a disaster.
> I don't want the ballache of cash,just had to stop and think what this "ballash" word means, some kind of french word... then i realised he meant ball-ache
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzardWhen we drink we do it right, gettin' slizardSippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6Now I'm feelin' so fly like a gay pornLike a gayporn, like a gayporn
>>222469310Amazing how boomers wank off on faceberg over shitty 70s shopping centres then refuse to use them
i crave something more than this slug life but im a limbless brainless gormless slug
imagine not using cash, could never be me
my flat door has been unlocked all night i've just realised and given the heat i was sleeping with my bum outat any point a homosexual or group of homosexuals could have crept in and had their way with my holequite a close call
might go back to cash tbqh, feels more real than the digital numbers in bank account
>>222469330I got a code brown on the tube once. Clenched my arsecheeks all the way up the escalator trying to get to oxford circus primark but shat myself before I reached the bogs. Had to buy new underwear and joggers
Mad how in yankistan they had all these indoor shopping centres where the shops were made up like small town buildings and now they're getting refurbished into nursing home unitsgrandma living in a doll's house inside a warehouse
>>222469334I was in a night club in like 2011 after out school leavers party and they played this song and an older woman started grinding my cock (that was my only sexual experience) and now whenever I masturbate I need this song playing in the background if I want to cum properly.
rorke getting caught in a black pussy and shedding his cock off to escape like a lizard
>>222469352be harder to explain why you're going to leave it unlocked again tonight
going to waste another day playing starjew valley and watching jewtube while drinking the liquid jew then getting the takeaway jew later
The Black Pussy Conundrum
>>222468997Why would you get compensation for an accident?
Think I need to acquire some strings for my sunglasses
>>222468436kek me tooi LOVE feeling daily shame and humiliation that will never go away for things i did a decade agoi LOVE not being able to wear short sleeves without embarrassing myself
scored an early shower-wank by my excellent missus
>>222469372it lush
yeah i cut myself on my thigh when i was 16 not my arm because i am not a little attention seeking faggot
>>222469359did you have to walk around selecting new pants and trackie bottoms with a mess of poo in the joggers you were wearing?
>>222469396australia mogs them all
right well higher than average percentage of people in here who have self-harmed
>>222469384well there's a responsibility upon the train company to keep you safe as they ferry you from A to B on their train. You're even paying them for this service, you're a paying customer. If some fuck up by the train company means the train crashes into another train and this hurts you then the train company owes you compensation for the inconvenience and days off work
>>222469396I'd let turkey scoff my sausage GORR
>>222469396aus, croatia or ghana for me
for me it was cock and ball torture
>>222469333*gives you a juicebox*
Thankyou for supporting the Australian simulated bint industry
Requesting CBT on the NHS and being confused when I'm given a therapist
>>222469418>higher than average percentage of people in the mental freak containment thread are mental freaks
>>222469409No my mummy did that xoxo
never done any self 'arming
>>222468997Will depend on injuries.Minir cuts will be like £1000Break a leg morePermanent loss of limbs in the £100ks
scrolling through and not seeing any posts worth reading think ive outgrown this place
>>222469464lack of mental elves
biggest pet peeve around AI is being around people who respond to AI content as if it were real. You can't convince these people that it's AI either, they seemingly lack the brain machinery to understand such thingsbut then you think "how do I move forward with this person when they don't understand what's real and what's not? How do I have a relationship with such a person?".
>>222469471
brb crashing a train for the financial compensation
Bros I'm weekend maxxing so hard rn fr
>>222469396all whores look same
I know most of you get your opinions of girls from /int/ and have never left your smelly bedroom but go to Australia and your average white girl there is a literal 9/10 here.Of course there are a lot of browns in big cities like Sydney but it's actually insane how many fit girls there are.
>>222469469what about liability for reproductive and genital injurieslike a testicular tort
Feel like I'm lowkirkuinely going insane.
some of the arse wanks i've done with knotted dildos would probably count as self harm
>>222469497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OsKkaHXXfYthats my dinner time kino sorted
>>222469478think a lot of people are still adjusting because unlike you they don't spent all day looking at webms to the point they have a good rubric for what's real and what isn't
Im a brown arab and i just fucked a married scottish milf with her husband’s consent
>>222469497alri literal gay homosexual
nearly pooed myself on a date once. went to the bogs and there was only one cubicle and someone was in it. was bashing on the door and having to physically hold my arse cheeks together to keep it in. sweating and shaking and clenching every muscle in my body to try and keep the poo in.. bodyberg is cruel sometimes.
>>222469493I don't remember a single second of that match I was absolutely steaming by 19:45. Fairly certain I was unconscious on the couch for the full duration of the game or lolling in and out of it.
fucking prick
>>222469493Australia were absolute dogshit and mental midgets in that
>>222469493What's the context behind that
>>222469515They'll never get there though because the tech is still advancing. Like if someone's first exposure to AI is a video like >>222469396 then they've fucking no hope of knowing.
>>222469554Australia losing to yanks and they started pushing and acting like wogs
>>222469556At this point people just need to accept that anything could be fake. I would say it's a good thing since it forces people to exercise scepticism at all times but most are too gullible especially if the content is something they agree with politically.
>>222469525bruceland were fucking shite. no attacking plan at all.
we were sabotaged not saying which country or group of people was behind it
>>222469585i do believe that ai will make the internet absolutely unusable in a few years, finally ridding us of this horrible invention
>>222469593all countries sabotage each other because there are no friendships in realpolitik, only interestssome groups are better at it than others
>>222469602I'm already at the point where I have a shortcut for limiting Google results to pre-2020 for any search that isn't about recent events.
>>222469585The big problem is faceberg and xitter paying people for engagement. So bangladeshis are incentivised to spam ai boomerslop all over for engagement. That's why there's loads of farageslop all over, for example, as reformboomers are the thickest most retarded group and fall for it
homer likes donuts Lol
>>222469593you needed to go route one. biggest lad up top, spam long balls up to him, win the knock downs. didn't look like your lads had a strategy really.
>>222469396half of them look genAI'd
Feeling like this checking my email and seeing all "the unfortunately we have decided not to invite you to the next round of our hiring process"
>>222469622cheers ill let them know
>>222469593
>>222469627>halfYou're half right
>>222469593...it was a jewish ball
>>222469614i find myself using -ai more and more when googling, sick of it being forced into every crevice without asking but yeah give it a few years and the internet will be a simulacrum in a simulacrum
mate thought an ai trailer for a popeye film starring Connor McGregor was real
>>222469509>>222469519im right and you're wrong
i dont lessons in courage from that spastic
*yawns loudly interrupting you*
>>222469630fresh off the press
>>222469640this is the fuckn worst aspect of ai everywhere nowadaysbeing forced to watch the goycattle population online wallowing in their slop is bad enough, but when someone you care about is caught in the ai jew's spiderweb it's even more disheartening wish xi would just launch the nukes already this whole western world thing clearly isn't working out
>our backend position has been filledoh matron
>>222468229Tell me more about thenSweden girl.
>i dont lessons
got the gangrene porn on
>>222469716
Mess with me mate and it'll be the last thing you do
>>222469692do you think jobs like this are gonna be wrecked by AI or maybe AI will create more demand for it and the jobs that actually get wrecked will be stuff like law, accounting, consulting etc.
what if they sent a friendly robot to your house to tell you they're not hiring you
>>222469747all jobs are getting #REKT
>>222469563Only met a handful of Australian men but all of them were supremely arrogant. Even the ugly ones with misshapen heads.Same goes for South Africans. Awful people
How do I stop blackpilling about the state of this country?
>>222469692hehe I work here
>>222469762you can't, it's shit
>>222469692Story of my gay porn life
>>222469747software is already wrecked.three years ago i had recruiters on linkedin messaging me daily and i switched job every year for one with a higher salarythis year i am struggling to even find anything despite having some big companies on my cvbasically no one is hiring and everyone is firing their bottom 20-30% of their workforce
>>222469640missed opporunity for me was
>>222469747you do more with fewer peopleso in theory there should be more companies hiring but each requiring fewer people for certain functions
another weekend down the shitter
>>222469772So what do I do
how did this happen then?
>>222469762Run for MP, become Prime Minister, don't become corrupt and save the country with your positive uplifitng policies
>>222469769which department? did they end up hiring anyone? seems like a lot of companies are keeping their adverts out but not actually hiring
>>222469792get your arse blacked
>>222469779>and i switched job every yearGee, I wonder why nobody wants to hire you
>>222469779>firing their bottom 20-30% of their workforcethe permanent underclass is already forming LOL we're so fucked LOL humanity's over LOL!!!
>>222469759Releventhttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x93m5ma
>>222469817we will rise up
>>222469795Were they going at five mph, that's the most unimpressive train crash ever. I was expecting them to be crumpled and burning the way the news is going on about it
>>222469795Either signal failure or driver fuckup.Apparently the rear train of the two had some issues with its AWS, which is one of the warning systems.
>>222469795would this happen if two gay lads tried ramming their cocks together or would they just slide off each other since theyre smoothe and round at the end?
>>222469762do what >>222469796 he said and """""(((become one of the good ones)))"""""
might actually unironically learn to weld
>>222469790why more companies though
*squelch squelch squelch squelch *
>>222469837Look up docking porn
going to do some pushups in the living room so women like me
multiple swedes ITT
>>222469811i was a contractor working on payments/financial software, most of my gigs were 6-8 months then as it was mostly consulting. nobody ever cared about this especially because one of the jobs was with revolut.
>>222469762its ok reform will win the election soon then everything will be wicked well have pukka pies for breakfast and full english for tea
>>222469850dont think i will desu. was in a very gay place in my life when i made that post and ive already moved onto better things
incels will rise up
dont see why i need a job when i can post on /brit/ from the public library and eat trash and sleep under a bridge
it's mad how we're going to need to cull literal millions of people if humanity is to survive
>>222469862reform win will mean everyone under 60 and professional emigratesCountry will be pensioners and benniesmongs who vote reform
>>222469895*white people
>>222469858i’ve noticed this other lad, who seems to be posting mostly during the night reckon he’s svt refugee, bit unhinged
My life be likeaaa gaaaay poooorn yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mhHOytg4U
>>222469896Why?
There are most a dozen people posting here, and it's bizarre how despite this, when someone mentions cutting or having a specific fetish, multiple people will say they share the same experience.
blud posted a daily motion link
all you need to get a job
>>222469916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdqbI0_0GsM
sir blood donor
>>222469932If you see a frog attached then don't read it let alone screenshotting it
>>222469795Bioleninism
>>222469949it's for a shite retail job of course it's gonna have a frog
>>222469949its obviously his own post
it is oversociety has collapsed
>>222469932been on multiple job interviews and i never lied on any since i’m a horrible liar been rejected my 10-15% of them too
>>222469962it's actually not, i thought it was funny someone trying to be a deanonot something is strive for
just done a tremendous smelling fart
whoever makes the new is a faggot
b-but what if a swede made the new...
>>222469978*gives you a standing ovation*
new>>222469996>>222469996>>222469996
>>222470002>>222470002>>222470002
Hold on. Gonna make the new
>>222469856tried thisdidn't work
>>222468356The tall one taking the little one and keeping her as a pet.
>>222468390Maybe he was the only one who ever cared for the prison nigga in his whole rat life.
>>222468421I personally blame the world wars, the American revolution, and Christianity, for the irreversible decline of the white race