A kilogram of oysters and a bottle of vinho verde. All for me.
Immediate verdict: overrated. But the wine makes it more palatable
zesty ass sirgay
>>222469789Nice>>222469846Seething
>>222469883I think I just ate one with poop inside
>>222469818Did you make a kilo of oysters without actually ever having eaten an oyster before?
>>222469789はいうまい
>>222469928I went to fishmogers and bought oysters. I think I've only had them once and it was a baked oyster with spicy mayonnaise and cheese and shit
nuisance gaijin eat all the oyster !! !! !!
>>222470067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzLHzGbP9lk
>>222469789I salute you Sirgay. Waiting for shashlik myself.>>222469846Seething.
>>222469789I couldn't eat with that clock staring at me.
>>222470174Damn honestly I envy you. I also bought a few fancy beers
>>222470208First good weather this year. Must grill.
>>222470254Yeah. It's also nice here, the fucking rain season that lasted from the beginning of March till the 17th of June has finally ended
>>222469789Good wine choice.
>>222470571Thanks, I love VV in the summer
>>222469789I wish you won't die from this amount of raw oysters.
>>222470671Is it dangerous? I mean I microdose salmonella every time I cook chicken because I can't be arsed to bother with preventing cross contamination and sometimes I eat salts with "Do not eat! ACK! " sign at work so I hope I'll be fine. One time I accidentally cooked spoiled meat and my gf immediately got diarrhea while I just farted a lot
So all this time I've been eating oistes while applying to yobbs but after almost a bottle of wine in my system instead of actually reading job description I just recite it with an Indian accent and fall on the floor laughing
>>222470732Based immunity maxer. I also eat garbage and never get sick.
I'm having a shitty VB
>>222470900Based. I unironically never puke. Last time I actually got sick was 10 years ago when I bought a mysterious "burrito" in Yakutsk after PE class and later woke up at 3 am and had diarrhea
>>222470930i get sick from 2 days old rice. i am not surviving the apocalypse
>>222471164When I was like 12 I had hallucinations from old rice and a panic attack
And I started crying and said to my mom the dogs died the dogs died during the war because soldiers ate old rice and you fed it to me and I ate the fungus I ate the toxic fungus why are you lying to me And she had no idea what I was saying
>>222469789what about the putas
Walk to the kombini or evil ride the bike to the kombini?
Damn the fucking chat gpt knows I'm double-checking his shit with claude>I know what the previous assistant was trying to doNigga tf?
>>222470899The text contains several grammatical errors and informal language. Here is a corrected version, followed by explanations of the errors and alternative examples:Corrected version:"So all this time, I've been eating oysters while applying to jobs, but after almost a bottle of wine in my system, instead of actually reading the job descriptions, I just recite them with an Indian accent and fall on the floor laughing."Errors and explanations:1. "oistes" should be "oysters" – a spelling error.2. "yobbs" should be "jobs" – a spelling error.3. Missing commas after introductory phrases: "So all this time," and "after almost a bottle of wine in my system,".4. "job description" should be pluralized to "job descriptions" because the context suggests reading multiple descriptions.5. Missing article "the" before "job description(s)".6. Run-on sentence structure without proper conjunctions or commas.7. Informal phrasing such as "fall on the floor laughing" is grammatically acceptable but informal.Alternative examples:1. "All this time, I've been eating oysters while applying for jobs, but after drinking almost a bottle of wine, instead of actually reading the job descriptions, I just recite them with an Indian accent and then laugh on the floor."2. "I have been eating oysters while applying to jobs, but after consuming nearly a bottle of wine, I stop reading the descriptions and instead recite them in an Indian accent, which makes me fall on the floor laughing."3. "While eating oysters and applying for jobs, I found that after drinking almost a bottle of wine, I no longer read the job descriptions; I just recite them with an Indian accent and laugh uncontrollably."These corrections improve clarity, grammar, and flow while preserving the original meaning.
I don't have enough soyjaks to soyquote all the stuff clankers be sayin
I think my neighbors must be tired from hearing my BLYAAAATS but what else I supposed to say when my zipper falls apart after I pee? Anyways I have finally finished the oysters and wine so I can now go outside for a walk
Ok maybe I'll borrow pliers from work and fix it later
When. I'm drunk I'm in a tie mood. I'm gonna wear my tie now and go to the convenience store
are you the one who moved from siberia to moscow? or is that someone else
>>222472874I mean kindaI was born (86 years ago) I mean I was born in Yakutsk and lived there until I was 18 when I moved to Moscow and last year I moved to the 4th world nation known as okinabwe
>>222472910you are quite the adventurer
>>222472951Thanks
I like this songhttps://youtu.be/ewphY7jULL0?si=Jf21shOQqlsTttm3
>>222469789Fat fuck
Going to the convenience store
>>222475072With how much you post about food and cooking I never thought you'd be this slim
>>222475072bros got a talking heads shirt
Coffee and ham&cheese burritoid
The biker fellows gather here every night. Probably one of the biggest contributors to the feline welfare
>>222475731do you get laid in japan?
On first name basis with this motherfucker
They're even got biker girls here
>>222475996bros gonna get eaten
>>222471380he means the hands
>>222476245spent a few seconds trying to understand what you typed, whats the inside joke
