dancing girl edition
>>222469996idiot
i like how the strobe light matches the tit jiggling frequency
kangaroos and cowboy hats m8
>Red card for covering your mouthThe absolute wokest of woke nonsense
>>222469996DAMN, british hebes look like that??
>>222470029That's because the strobe matches the music and she's dancing to it
>>222470023i posted it first matesorry but it's the law
>>222470040The original claim of this video is that it was a Ukrainian woman I think it might be AI though
>>222470046the tits are not jiggling at the same rate as her dancing. It's pretty much stochastic and the period where the frequency matches is very short.
mad how my mother thinks alcohol makes me annoyed when it's just my sister is the most jdugmental disrepectful person
>>222469996undeniably tasteful webm but you are unfortunately incredibly indian for posting it (even more so for using it as the opening image)
>>222470064>>222470046plato vs aristotle
>>222470064she bounces to the strobes(music) 3 times in a row at the end
>>222470077when i make a new i click a random webm from the SFW folder i am sorry for being a cumbrain though
>>222470085br
>>222470064(every vagina in a ten mile radius instantly dries out and shrivels up)
>>222470085Truly a meeting of minds here
just had two sausage rolls for dinner. soaked them in worcestershire sauce.
Everyone has a criticism of /brit/, but nobody has any actual good posts to make of their own.
Catching up on the highlights, Germany literally have a brown player called BrownSake
there is no need to be upset
Stochastic sex arse
I have a different theory about the effect in OP. I think if boobs jiggle and you flash them with a strobe you're almost always going to have this effect unless the jiggle is in phase with the strobe, which is impossible to sustain.
ah yes the bi-weekly anus bleed
>>222470152In english please poindexter
>>222469996MOMMY MILKY
I'll be your freestyle dancer teacher
>>222470173from drinking alcohol i expectused to get that all the time
>>222470129bet you freaks use beef sausage meat
poo wank on the willy poo nob
my X feed is full of big jubbly boobies
>>222470193nah most likely got some small rapture near ol anusberg, barely drink you see
>>222470196bloody hell tim
mom refuses to talk to the neighbour about his fucking dog even though I asked her about it many times but she recently confronted him about sand hitting our windows when he was cutting grass what a hypocrite fucking cunt the windows in the sunroom are more valuable to her than my mental wellbeing
little green willies on the ropes
Shaved my face including goatee for the first time in forever and now I have a double chin and look like a chinlet.
>>222470196
>>222470216You've done yourself
>>222470212what's wrong with the dog and why don't you talk to the neighbour
>>222470194i'll never get why us eating beef sausages mindrapes you people in such a way. black nigger mentality>AYO LOOK AT WHITEY OVA DERE INVENTING THE WHEEL AND SHIEEEET. DAYUMno wonder all you eat is beige mush
>>222470197like this?https://x.com/LilyLuvely/status/2068190054489460985
Does anyone there have the video of Dirlewanger shirtless and Anne Frank twerking in the background?
>nearly shat myself the other day, was walking with a couple of work colleagues and suddenly had a code brown emergency out of nowhere. had to sit on a wall and clench my bumcheeks and pretend my ankle was fucked til the immediate urge passed and then fake limp very quickly back to the office. could have been a disaster.America-tier bowel movements come on lads we're better than this
>>222470237here x
>>222470212how long have you been doing this neighbour dog barking gimmick
>>222470245thank you
leftypol's da'shttps://x.com/i/status/2068170987263148116
I wish Emma Watson would defecate in my mouth.
oh it's the baby's leg
I'm assembling a team
'oogs on the es pee 'log>>>/sp>155533300https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1781948923752412.jpg
>>222470235>pothead bratty gffoids love their autopedophilia don't they. strange creatures
>>222470279where is 'rena?
Why is rape wrong but eating meat OK?
>>222470230Why are these nuisance gaijin using the hand grips improperly! So disrespectful
right well I've totally fucked up that crossboard link how embarrassing>>>/sp/155533300
rorke's been waiting for a guide to come and take him by the hand
>>222470279You have good taste
What do you do when you're feeling down?
>>222470279would behead all of them with my cursed katanaonce its unsheathed i cannot put it back until it tastes blood
Eat, wank, poo
>>222470291I don't think she was popular outside of /int/, whereas the others were huge on twitter
>>222470319:(
>>222470317I love her...
>>222470312And lead him down the streets of London, they'll show rorke something that'll make him change his mind
s
just got back from a three day ban on tv I got for posting in an off-topic thread and immediately made a post in a porn thread that's gonna be deleted for sure
>>222470287noticed how little of this woman i see now that the season is over
>>222470321wasnt that a tf2 weapon
>>222470279What's this then, all the women you've fallen in love with because they were on the telly?
In bed and doing some nasty farts.
>>222470194ive had all kinds of sausage roll. all the way from pork to crocodile.
why are britishers like this
>>222470351Still not calling it Türkiye
Butchers had mango, like and coconut sausage rolls and they were fucking lush. Wish I'd bought the lot
>>222470383this nigga a little fruity
>>222470353I only ever see her ITT as I don't really follow football. This is the only pic I have saved of her.
>>222470374You wouldn't get it
>>222470378united ireland
So much pain and misery is caused in the anxious by their vastly disproportionate sense of how much other people are embarrassed or ashamed by them. This is largely imaginative, it takes place entirely within you, learn to let go of this. Learn to love what you love without fear.The platitude 'be yourself' only works when you ACTUALLY enact it fully. Emody your perspective, behave as you would spontaneously and people will gravitate towards you. Shall not be responding to any nitpicking so don't bother.
>>222470364SheReminds Meof ..Zigzagoon !!
>>222470374england might just be the ugliest shaped nation on earth
>>>/sp/155533440
>>222470394that's clearly a video
using youtube music for the first time its pretty good
Ronnie Pickering sex arse
>>222470279where's maria?
>>222470399Screeching like a Voltorb at this
>>222470415all the same shite innitpixels, 1s and 0s, atoms
>>222470399
>>222470419i use a wrapper of that on my phone
lads the eu regional qualifiers starts tomorrow, lot of good dota 2 watchings for me ti26 in august too corr
so much hatred inside me
>>222470460ktimmers except I've never had a gf and I think all the music I listen to is cool
>>222470374Don't care about any of these
>>222470419it's better than spotify and soundcloud but the algo is still not great
didn't know they made a new top spin
hey, wait, ive got a new complaint
uber driver is white
>>222470484ktim
>>222470364She's beautiful...
its not right
set 10 alarms on watch and still overslept awardsweating 5 minutes after shower award
>>222470506recession indicator
>>222470460bottom half of this is ktim
how to get a gay porn girlfriend?
>>222470489swear the spotify algo was really good a couple years ago, now everything has a shit algorithm that never gives stuff youd like
why are britishers so evil
>>222470457Based, thanks for the OC
just said beveragino to catch a sexy suburban milf whos curious about cavetroll cock
>>222470513Why do they bite the gold plated medals are they checking for if it makes teeth marks on the soft gold plating?
>>222470526what diego calls his bathroom mirror
>>222470468Why when you can get it patched by Morphe for no ads etc. (I don't actually care btw)
>>222470519For me it's getting up on time then doing fuck all and getting in the shower 15 minutes before I need to go out
>>222470519>setting an alarm and interrupting body repairs and rejuvenation to arrive at toil on timeHumiliation ritual
>>222470535why doesnt it mention japan
>>222470554the one i use has no ads and looks better than youtube musichttps://metrolist.cc/
>>222470519>sweating 5 minutes after shower awardktimbeen blasting myself with frigid water before hopping out the shower in hopes that my body doesn't feel the need to sweat as a cooling mechanism but it doesn't workfeels good though
>>222470547Yes, that's exactly it. Gold is soft but cheaper metals won't dent. Also, that medal is worth more now because it has her teeth marks!
ever had to walk somewhere immediately after having a showermental how itchy I get with my open pores
>>222470544indecipherable
tummy erotic
>>222470625someone post a link to the webm
The lower class neighbour is screeching again. What a surprise.
>>222470535wtf I love Churchill now
>>222469996fake, where is the nigger?
need a pair of soft wet titties on my face to cool me down
>>222470547They're not actually checking for teeth marks, it's just a nod to how traders would check the purity of gold. Bronze and silver medalists also do it despite being much harder than pure gold
fighting systematic white supremacy by seasoning my chicken
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781950560539457.webm
>>222470539i know she's a psyop but she makes my heart soar. love her
was going to watch something but i dunno now
>>222470535>we grew enough food but had to give it to the British so we starvedThis is the same shit the Irish complain about. Got all the benefits of being part of the empire but the moment they had to make a sacrifice for the greater good they bitch and moan and call it a famine. We spent decades and billions raising them out of the mud and into the light of civilisation, and when the time came to repay the debt we took what we were owed. That's fair, not genocide.
>>222470693genuinely makes me proud to be english this
>>222470693the lasses x
>>222470693best part about vids like this is them holding back the laughter
How come everyone's allowed to moan about stuff we did hundreds of years ago but we're not allowed to sing about defeating the literal Nazis in case it upsets Germans
busy day doing DIY today lads
nothing not even emma watson's farts could compel me to open that
>>222470707She's spiraling out for you
absolutely retarded tournament
>>222470765what position does he play?
Knob so small I have to limit my dating pool to women who have equally pathetic bust sizes
>>222470776right-back, because that's where the right will take usbackwards!
Another day in the schizo pit
>>222470730The Nazis and modern Germany are two different things. The Nazis took over Germany (first country they invaded was their own) and ran a corrupt government which was abolished and replaced by democratic modern German Republic. Can't shit on them for stuff someone else did in their name.Meanwhile we're still the same Britain that ran the British Empire, we never got rid of the monarchy or apologised for the crimes against humanity. Hell a small gammon-hued portion of the population are still proud of the empire. That's why its different.
>>222470733pornbrained retard
Oh shut up you absolute jam sandwich of a man!!
>>222470803I have a 4.5 inch willy and my last ex had big british knockers
it's just one obsessed british (indian) faggot this bitch is not and never was /int/'s waifueven 4chan has better taste
thriftypol: my life a coupon
goat in the water
Just made a cup of tea but now I need a poo so it'll be getting cold by the time I'm done fuck my life
>>222470843you spastic chud mongs will never ever make me have the same sexual neuroses that you lot have
>>222470851Why does she make you seethe
>>222470863microwave broken?
>>222470803if you find a large chebbed woman you can tittyfuck her with reckless abandon cause her tits will swallow your knob completely, spare a thought for us normal cocked freaks who will never experience this
>it'th jutht one obthethed british (indian) faggot>thith bitch ith not and never wath /int/'th waifu>even 4chan hath better tathte
>>222470863if it takes you that long to have a shit you have issuesI'm literally in and out in 5
>>222470863fs how long does it take for you to have a shit?
>>222470871raped that prudish little hobgoblin in half
>>222470871your brains an empty cave with a black ass indian man sweating and wiping his brow hurriedly pulling levers on a little machine that controls you
thought today was Father's Day but it turns out it's actually tomorrow. That moonpig card I sent might arrive on time get in, i'm a good son after all
>>222470832>we never got rid of the monarchyso?>or apologised for the crimes against humanitywe abolished global slavery at our expense and forced others to abolish itAll you're saying is that we should feel sorry for Germans because they were defeated and we should hate ourselves because we weren'tYour worldview is weakness worship
dangerous day to be a twink's tidy bottom out for pride
>>222470879she doesn't, i add the MD5 to the filter but he keeps changing the photos so i have to see her stupid mug every threadshe's also a cunt judging by her interviews>>222470889yeah yeah we know you're rattled
>>222470886i thought women find tittyfucking demeaning. especially large chebbed ones
>>222470908scremaing
>>222470917Oh youre seething alright
i am spiritually indian
>>222470733That's an arse. Don't see many of these around any more. Also it's an ancient photo and most likely not a BBL. Very rare arse sighting.
>>222470908and you're calling ME pornrbrained?
>>222470914and an even more dangerous day to be a bar of daily milk biscoff in my fridge
>>222470912i was going to tell you when i saw your last post, but couldn't be bothered
>>222470937yes
pornbamed
>>222470913we abolished slavery after we got our money's worth. of course people still feel strongly in the same way the family of a murdered person might not ever forgive the murderer even if they become a reformed model prisoner. also many of our crimes against humanity happened well after slavery was abolished
>>222470913>All you're saying is that we should feel sorry for Germans because they were defeated and we should hate ourselves because we weren'tNo, I'm saying we shouldn't criticise modern Germans for something that was done to them, and we shouldn't praise ourselves for the bad shit we did to others
>>222470958okay then, I'm pornbrainedI like sexy woman and like posting themnow what?gonna stop me?just do not share this deep shame over male sexuality that you have as a result of having your brain battered into submission by other chud incels
more filters for ugly racoon girl/a0w+fa6+9jyDg914VTg0dA==//Z3S00WVdZFzf45vvncAa/A==//BGIgLXHh3iMh2ABK1/MHcg==//XYLb4ocj9zv1d1xQyj3YJA==//UrOA+eXL5n+dUiznLYVNFA==/
>>222470917always found it interesting how some incels end up with an almost sagelike demeanour after a life of loneliness but some of them just kind of turn into shallow bitter shitflingers like you kekthe same boiling water that hardens the egg softens the potato
>>222470979do as you will
>>222469996dressed to attract the finest african mating partner
>>222470986the mental gymnastics to justify spamming pictures of the same girl in every thread are fascinatingwhatever makes you feel better
>>222470996I shall
>>222470919>thinking women are a hivemind monolith in the first place not very woke that x
60 hours without a drink. my mind is hell my brain doesn't know what's happening to it. my stomach is churning with anxiety. it wants the sweet relief of vodka. but it will not get any i will lie in bed and go insane
>>222471008*rapes your asre*
>>222470851You wouldn't get it.
How can I filter Australia but only in /brit/? Is there a way to keep only British (and maybe Spain) flags when the subject is /brit/?
>>222471007it doesn't need to be justified because there's nothing wrong with it outside the minds of autists completely dominated by the process of attraction and aversion to behavioural patterns
when a songs so good you replay it before its finished
dangerous day to be my gran
my past time? reposting the same photos of a girl i have a parasocial relationship with online because i am lonely virgincompletely normal btw doesn't need justification
>>222471038BWV 244 Erbame Dich
>>222471028/^Australia$/ boards:int;will do it for all of /int/ using a subject filter won't work as well because people change it to /birt/ or other things to kill the filters (on purpose)
>>222471028*shoves my index + middle finger deep into my slimy anus and pokes both of them into your nostrils*
>>222471038spent about half an hour replaying the riff about 2 minutes into immortal's withstand the fall of time yesterday
I know a lady who finds titfucking to be purile and pathetic and offensive.
rorkje
>>222471058>says this>with a bradley walsh pic attached
>>222471065
>>222470972>after we got our money's worthSo you think there was no more money in slavery? We abolished it to save money you reckon?>>222470978>for something that was done to them>the bad shit we did to othersThe germans put Hitler in charge and killed millions of Europeans. That wasn't done to them. That's what they did.What exactly did we do that compares? Some irishman in India shot a crowd of Indians for a laugh and that's our fault?
>>222471016me?had a gin and tonic with my breakfastlove getting steaming and wanking at the weekend then doing a cheeky passout by 8pm
i have a sexual obsession with tv host bradley walsh
Scotland have embarrassed themselves
me and my brother just been pissing ourselves for the past 10 minutes because our mums left shit on the toilet seat fucking grim man
>>222471058>some of them just kind of turn into shallow bitter shitflingerstacking on a silly brad image doesn't hide the fact that you're properly angry about this for some reason kekhave you ever held a woman's hand?
>>222471075she'd do it eagerly for chad and then thank him for the privilege afterwards btw
>>222471089the implication that bradley posters want to shag him?
>>222471089yeah a reaction image is exactly the same as textless posts of the same person over and overreally smart people here congratulations on your iq go post some ariana grande pics now
cant even keep track of the meltdowns in this thread theres too many going at once
>>222471113isnt that kind of their whole thing
just had a beer poo
>haha look, one of mums delightfully smelly poo fragments besmearing the toilet seat ha ha>how thigh slappingly amusing
>>222470832>The Nazis and modern Germany are two different thingsthere were more registered nazis in the west german justice ministry than when adolph was in charge. denazification only happened in east germany
erotic armpits
>>222471116mental that you are this mad over me calling out your pathetic little hobbyyou're going in the filter now don't bother with any zingers i won't read them
love pork; sausages, bacon, gammon, loin, belly, chops even jowls I'll eat it all. Jews and Muslims dont know what theyre missing.
>>222471126
>>222471129good grief you are rattledliteral steam shooting out your earsstamping your little feetface red as tomato haha
>>222471116>have you ever held a woman's hand?...nh
she won
>>222471154more for us, eh
>>222471097most of the money to be made had been made. of course there was still money to be made but the point is more that the ethics took a back seat to monetary gain.
my arsehole is FATIGUED
just imagine getting angry because someone posts a picture of a femaleimagine that being your mindset
>>222471194indian-brained mong
>>222471151not even angry lad just kind of puzzled as to why something so innocuous bothers you enough to melt down about it so frequently where does the anger come from? you could at least direct it at the belgian freak or something it's just odd
just imagine calling women and girls "female(s)"imagine that being your mindset
just pure thigh slapping myself to death soujds like firework night since my brother is sucking mums skids. pure tongue round the u bend. is he mad LOL
doing scary incel robot dances to the depeche mode music
>>222470892>>222470896I do massive gigantic poos that I have to ease out otherwise they rip my tight bumhole open
The meta in online debates is just claiming the person you are arguing with is mad. It's amusing because being too cool to care is an anachronistic millennial trait. Before and after this generation, apathy is considered a trait of the meek, useless, directionless runt.
i held a woman's hand in 2008. actually 2 different women
>>222471211yeah like I genuinely have no theory of mind for you, like an odd little mollusk of some kind that's managed to access the internetjust a truly alien mentality to me
>>222471204probably the pengest tranny in the history of humanity
>>222471227GOOD post
>>222471217sorry hon, did my reminder of biological reality trigger you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCkeLBGSINs
How we are preparing for next week's heat wave?
>>222471256HE'S GOING INCELLO MODE
>>222471144Nah it was more funny because we didn’t know what to do or if to tell her
>>222471254It was motivated by your posts... I noticed how your entire approach to a debate revolves around implications of anger.
>>222471227because zoomers are deluded mongs who think how they feel has any effect on reality
>>222471227You do seem a bit upset though to be fair
new whiteness map just dropped
>>222471256type of thing rorkes da says in the comment section of his local buy swap sell facebook group
>>222471273building an igloo on the balcony
>>222471295Well that's me done then. I am clearly foaming at the mouth and therefore anything I say is automatically false.
>>222471299squealing
kill all red people
>>222471297Yellow countries are more moral since pigs have a higher consciousness than Chickens so it's more evil to kill & eat them
>you're seething! you are visibly upset!! MAD!!!me:
>>222471290it may surprise you to learn that there is more than just one australian on planet earth
mental that some of you neeks lose sleep because the 'white race is dying' yet you have no gf or job or life prospects in generalmight as well lose sleep because alduin is threatening to swallow all souls in tamriel
>>222471273got one of those air cons with the hose that goes out the windowdoes the job for my small incel bedroom in my small incel flat that smells of incel
>>222471316>>222471345Hahaha
>>222471345kek thats me about 90% of my entire life
>>222471348Your particular posts have a recognisable cadence, tone and vernacular.
>>222471374youre seething
leftypol and rorke summarised
>>222471374point out which posts are mine
dad knew a bloke who went to prison and came out a flaming faggot
>>222471097>We abolished it to save money you reckon?Yeah same reason we got rid of the EMpire, wasn't profitable anymore. Saudi Arabia begged us to let them stay a British protectorate but at the time it wasn't economical
>>222471361a society grows great when virgin men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never shag in.
>>222471361screaming this is mewell except the losing sleep over iti lose sleep over my inceldom and life prospectsbut i'd rather the white race didnt die x (also want a white gf)
"He who smelt it dealt it" is a rule to live by. If someone accuses you of being made you can guarantee they are in fact the rattled ones.
actually high as fuck off some evil nigga weed laughing my bottom off at regular show clips on youtrube
>>222471397you reckon the bummings just broke his brain or they made him realise he was gay all along?
>>222471397this would be meif i was in a yank prison i'd end up a freeuse bitchboi for the bbcs
>>222471392All you:>>222471336>>222471297>>222471240>>222471173>>222471094
>>222471361Alduin's job was essentially that, thoughI hope you don't mean to imply that the white race's job is to die
>>222471429oh ok cause we were wondering
>>222471425probably a bit of bothsaw him once and he looks like a thin Ross Kemp and acts like louie spence lol
>>222471418love the episode where mucsleman gets flayed alive
>>222471429roar
>>222471443nigga think he socrates
reckon i’d be ok in a british prison but would get raped to death in a yank one ngl
today I will be breaking the world record for the largest Xanax dose known to mankind stay tuned
Lunch consists of kippers (British), sauerkraut (European) and chili sauce (asian)Love diversity desu
niggas be like "i'm not mad" and then make multiple posts about how he isn't mad and everyone else is mad
am twinkprison no good for me
>>222471522>>222471522>>222471522
Paying off my virgin card
>>222470319just cry like a sissy bitch nigga
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website.