>>222470002What did we think?
A man has been found guilty of murdering his partner.Mohammed Azim 41 ran over his partner Lily Whitehouse, 19 in sandwell.
>>222470013She was pregnant with another bloke's baby
sir the one
love swedish posters its a shame they're all just fat british pedophiles on vpns irl
>>222470013How do these 41 year olds have 19 year old girlfriends? Are they rich? I doubt it.
Bizarrely quiet outHandful of joggers and doggersWhere are the kiddywinks the cyclists the goths the horse riders?
Lads we're in here>>222469996>>222469996
rorke still using centos 6
i am Adolf Hitler
>>222473268hi adolf hitler, im dad
>The [Liz Truss] lettuce inspired a student at the University of York in their protest against the foundation of a Reform Society. They chose to use a raw gammon steak, in reference to the perceived stereotypical Reform Party voter. They hoped that the Students' Union would deratify the society due to concerns of the nature of the Reform Party's policies, which the society aligned with.[45][46] Ultimately the society outlived the steak, which became so rotten that the student's housemates reported the smell to college authorities and the student was reprimanded.[47]screech
>>222470068after the grooming gang report there are so many incidents that need reinvestigating
>>222473268Rest in peace, Sir.
this begs the question, would you rather shag a cute tranny with a dick or a transman with a vagina
>>222473284dadolf hitler
>>222473307i'm not gay so the trans woman
>>222473269Without the hair she'd be the plainest looking Asian women in the world
>>222473307i'm not gay so the trans man
>>222473307trans womanfucking obviously
>>222473214the world cup fixture timings are stopping me from watching football in the daytime
>>222473307As with all trolley-problem derivatives, I transcend the matter and sleep with neither
>>222470100i already went outside yesterday
>>222473320>>222473324>>222473327gay either way>>222473348this is it
>>222473307i've kissed both but kissing a transman felt less gay despite the fact they had stubble lol
>>222473335Watching live football, not football in general. Iplayer and ITVX have the full matches from last night available for 7 days after they happen. You can watch them now if you want
>>222473307the one with the dick obvs
>>222473287do you have any hobbies
>>222473297>and the student was reprimanded.You've just added this bit
To go on the beers or to not go on the beers today is the critical question de lads.
>>222473323but she has the hair
i read mein kampf once. hitler's dad was an arsehole.
>>222473375It's Saturday and sunny, you should be on the bevvies already lad
>>222473360not watching non-live sport lad it's weird. the result has already happened. defeats the point.
>>222473330For fuck sake what video was this in?
>>222473375obviously beers i'm going to have a hazy ipa after my shower
Have half a mind to go to janny and give him a real talking to.
>>222473375don't get too drunk
setting up the sexual slavery system in my minecraft village
>>222473323I'm of the opposite opinion. Her hair is interesting but I think if she had a more modest hairstyle and lost the weird mouth piercing she would be a bit more attractive
>>222473375
i've been done
>>222473287but all the remnants of fascism were absorbed into the western global order for the ‘cold war’. if hitler had kids they’d be running a private equity firm or in charge of nato
>>222473442he looks so happy lol
VGH in York, capital of Yorkshire the greatest place on earth
>>222473269I love her...
>>222473482Where's the biomass?
>>222473482that's a beautiful future mosque
>>222473386Don't have any in. I'll have to get some from the shops later.
>>222473482York Minster is the biggest con in the country as far as church-based tourism activities are concerned.
>>222473432what are the chuckle brothers up to these days I wonder?
>>222470068He was her simp nigga he just didn't know it. She was never his bitch. She had a nigga the nigga she had the baby with. That was her nigga. She picked the wrong guy though you don't make the simp nigga a muslim because they'll just spin back and kill you. He ran over her chest with his van crushed the shit flattened it out. Pick your simps carefully.
>>222470013>A man has been convicted after killing a ‘beautiful’ mom in Oldbury and attempting to cover up her murder.>Lily Whitehouse, aged 19, was found by paramedics with serious injuries in Park Street, Oldbury on 5 November just after 9.40pm. Sadly, she died from her injuries at the scene.>Lily was found with her partner, Mohammed Azim who claimed that she had been hit by a vehicle.19 is a bit young to be a mum. grooming situation?
>>222473513Get down to spoons and treat yourself to a curry and a pint in the beer garden (but make sure to face towards the pub if there's a play area, don't want people thinking your a nonce)
on the cans
>>222473537>19 is a bit young to be a mumBoy there are 28 year old grandmas in Manchester
>>222473516agreed Lincoln better
>>222473526Barry died didn't hePaul was in the news for something recently but I can't for the life of me remember
>>222473516Oh yeah don't go in lol>>222473570Yep love Lincoln too great city
was up at 5 in the morning seeing someone get sent off for covering their mouth
>>222473571Oh yeah it was an MBE
ask jeeves on holiday
>>222473534Neither of them look British. Why are we importing these problems?
picking out great big cornflake boogers
watchign funny youtube videos
get the trouts tickled
>>222473610Ok rorke, and how does someone "look" british?
Undetectable is untransmitable
We're all in here lads>>222473631
>>222473546corrr faking beautiful
>>222473597what a brainlet
What is it about lower class people that always seems to bring drama and conflict?Why is it impossible for a lower class person to just have a low bank balance?
>>222473597bizarre considering the bloke to right of him literally does the same afterwards
>>222473539Corr that does sound lush. It Saturday x
Scots found peace in America.
>>222473626>Dadelijk maar ffkes assassins creed origins te spelen op de ps4 pro in de woonkamer in de autizitzak. Waarom ac origins? Omdat de protagonist een grote zwarte bantulul heeft natuurlijk en ik verplaats me zeer graag in hemthis is just not a real language
>>222473632>Why is it impossible for a lower class person to just have a low bank balance?don't really know what to say to this one
>>222473597called him a turkroach
>>222473665Are you a brainlet?
satan controls my soul
> Azim, who had met Ms Whitehouse a couple of days after her 17th birthday when they came across each other in West Bromwich High Street, had taken advantage of his victim’s vulnerabilities, Mr Box said.>He added: "Azim literally walked up to her and they exchanged phone numbers at that time and the relationship developed from there. We believe they quite quickly entered into a relationship. and there it is>>222473564still seems a bit young
>>222473681Don't really know how you want me to respond to that
do other generals post about black penis as much as us?
>>222473516>church-based tourismI thought you just walked around a looked at them, maybe climb a tower if possible
>>222473699the dutch one has ziedy and clogwog so probably
>>222473699nobody was talking about it until you brought it up
>>222473717That's a BBL, bro
>>222473709ya know the more i learn about this Hitler character the less i care for him
>>222473699they litearally do it even more than us
>>222473709sir heather fungus
>>222473571the chuckle bros are no more? bit sad that
my straight porn life
What would Hitler's favourite Pokemon be (and don't say Koffing or Weezing)
>>222473745Koffing
>>222473745misty
eating banana flavoured corn puffs
>>222473620They just do. Don't need to explain it.
>>222473745
>>222473745Machamp because he was a repressed homosexual
>>222473658that's michael owen
>>222473743
Seeing as Hitler was Austrian I'd wager he had a lot of Slavic DNA
>>222473745Mightyena
>>222473745not that cat with a brooklyn accent who was obsessed with money, i can tell you that much
>>222473745certainly know his least favourite
>>222473745Mewtwo was a bit into the ol' eugenics in the film
>>222473745Mewtwo gave me strong aryan vibes
>>222473789Was just saying this down the pub
>>222473788not happy with what you're implying here but i will defend your right to post it until the day that i die x
right, well that's a nice pair of tits
>>222473833*sucks you off at gunpoint*
and the latest from catberg?
speaking of cats. If i get a cat can i legally call it Meow Zedong or is there rules like with naming children?
Ist das ein good outfit für das Dritte Reich get together?
doubt any of you have ever felt anything as nice as my dog's belly
>>222473854licking the fuck out of his bare anus as we speak
>>222473805It's so unfair bros. Every man should be able to touch perky tits on a fit body like this, whenever he needs it. ROBO WAIFUS WHEN?
why does the chicken breast sometimes say 20 mins in over other times 35 even though it's the same size
>>222473877sometimes call my flatmates cat a different name to confuse it when shes not around
>>222473881mouthing off on some dumb shit
>>222473887never heard a chicken breast say anything before desu
>>222473901probably cos they don't wanna talk to your boring ass
>>222473896
>>222473887same size and weight? or same size? either way I dunno but heavier meat takes longer even if they're roughly the same size
>>222473905Shoving my nose deep into that crease
>>222473909:(
>>222473877whatever you like
>>222473901>canadian humour
they just don't make proper music like this anymore
rough 35
Bit of Fortnite then garn head off out. Chill vibes only today x
>>222473960leave your smelly bedroom once in a while
getting bummed in my own house by the bumming bailiff
>>222473960post the image
>>222473985i'm about to
>>222473960i look well better than this because mumberg has ran after me my entire adult life
>>222473960should include the black bull they supply for the date in these photos
>>222474002ever shagged her
>>222473946>they don't make music like this anymoreyeah because it's shit and I grew out of it at 15
>>222473967wat is this
>>222473994
>>222474029the prize
>>222473967corr bloody ell I'd give her a right shag if you know what I mean. keep the boots on luv
>>222474029AI artefacts
>>222474038happy couple. whats wrong with this
lighting up my vape and inhaling reek
>>222474038She has weird eyebrows and weird proportions, but he has no jawline and beady eyes, so I guess it's looks matched
>>222474038cute couple
scraping black mold off my walls and smoking it off a bit of foil
shall be sucking on my cbd joint shortly
>>222474038>>222473960Oh yeah that is a bit rough
He's the nicest person you'll ever meet but he has a deep, unexplainable sadness behind his eyes
>looksmatch
happy refugee day!
>>222474044picturing you fucking her in the missionary position, with her boots still on up in the air as you plough her like a maniac and finish off inside her, quickly getting dressed and coming back to /brit/ to tell us how you shagged a fit milf
>>222474116bit gay
>>222474075What do you think that armpit smells like
Alri lads I'm gonna do itI'm gonna bake this chicken breast......with NO OIL !!
looks like bad news for the *squints* "orke" family
>>222474132is it gay looking at people having sex then?ever watched porn?
watching documentaries on uboats all afternoon
>>222474116cheers mate, me too
>>222473880I remember these x
almost time to start cooking
>>222474169so this is rorke
>>222474157watching other men have sex is gay yes
>>222474169genuinely what is wrong with women today
>>222474157it's gay to imagine specifically a man and his manic ploughing ability and no i've never seen a porn because im not gay
>>222474172my great-grandad was a lighthouse keeper and saw a u-boat emerge from the water one morning. scared the hell out of him lol
>>222474172Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>no i've never seen a porndoes he think anyone will believe this
BBL RORKEYBBL RORKEY
>>222474205Psyoped by the Jews to take mind altering drugs and mentally captured by a device that they're constantly looking at
>>222474169hooting
I am in love with my married coworker it’s the worst thing in the world so depressing
going to watch the da vinci code while i'm cooking and eating and a bit while i;m drinking
>>222474272lmao i recognise all those pics
System Of A Down - Chop Suey! (Official HD Video) has 1.5 billion views
>>222474272sc
>>222474300Is she into you?
BBC
>>222474300in the same situation alas
>>222474324Not like that.
wish I could've been a U-Boat sailor taking other sailors torpedoes up my arse
>>222474272unironically better than the original kek
>>222474341unfortunate.
>>222474349scream
earthen dwelling
250 years of making fun of dumb yanks to end up with this
>>222474365If that's a real quote then I legit might vote for him
the eu is gay and run by jewish demons
>>222474300never understand people who go after married people, say she leaves her husband for you, what’s to stop her leaving you for someone else down the line? she’s already shown she’s the type
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAINI GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
>>222474403i'm better than her husband, of course
>>222474309they should be watching System Of A Down - Spiders (Official HD Video) instead
>>222474365European immigrants are surely better than Mexicans but either way it doesn't matter, most immigrants are inevitable Indian.
>>222474438ktim
>>222474403I won't let her outside
>>222474403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlrJZm0SLDoRIP PIMP C
>>222474365The second we rejoin the EU I'm outta here
feel vindicatedi asked what the song that goes "da da da da du" was and everyone was like hOw dO yOu NoT KnOw tHe FraTelLis!!!! but it turns out most people don't the name
>>222474436Smart
>>222474365what about the soviet union?
>>222474452>i hate europe but i will move there if we join the EU
you have to be a right shitgibbon wanktrumpet to not find count binface funny
>>222474481When did I say I hate Europe?
>>222474365what about the british union of fascists?
right fess up who is sneaking into my flat and stealing my tea spoons?i've gone from four to two in the space of three months
>>222474385@gigachat is this true
>>222474505dunno
I'm a wankshroom niggerpuffin
>>222474365what about union carbide during the bhopal disaster?
>>222474460maybe yanks dont know the name
>>222474288Why are they such cucks?
Elections are won on the centreAsk yourself when the last far-left or far-right government in Europe was
>>222474509umm not sure mate*waddles away with a mysterious rattling sound coming out my arse*
>>222474509I know times are tough mate but I simply cannot fathom only owning 4 teaspoons.
do the harlem shake
>>222474576four teaspoons is perfectly reasonable amount to owntwo is not
>>222474560orban’s government was genuinely anti-immigration if that’s what you mean by far-right
a /brit/ poster has hacked my phone and posts little clues from time to time, just little details about me like my name and such
Cutlery comes in bundles of like 10 don't it
>>222474583I know what will smash racism! Holding signs!
>>222474583incel worm creatures that are too cowardly to protest irl posting this thinking theyre the guy on the right but theyre not even the guy on the left
need some umdickingis this anything?
cannot think of something more indicative of a low IQ than trying to refute statistics with an anecdotevery common in this thread full of retards
>>222474616SEX
Don't know how many teaspoons I own I have 10 emergency forks and one main one the only one I like to use has the best handle
>>222474583me half way to the protest against racismlad
back again to ask if anyone knows how can get a loan of 5k or make 5k I’ll do anything nothing gay
four tea spoonsfour forksfour knivesfour dessert spoonsabout 20 wooden spoons
>>222474621toby!
>>222474653why 5k specifically?you can try get your credit rating up and take out a loanor you can get a job/pip and save?
>>222474681What happens there
fork handlrs
>>222474681that's further north than i've ever been
>>222474700sheep
>>222474718i live much further north than that
>>222474713sir heather fungus
>>222474638many are saying this
>>222474681Aussiemong shaking with excitement after finding out there's an area called Black Country
>>222474692Then I can become self employed.I’ve been trying for months to get a job and most never reply to me, some do and then treat me like shit in the interviews. I have no credit score whatsoever so even the scummy predatory loaners won’t touch me
Welp time to get sorted and get off out x
>>222474742mate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Willy
webms that make you want to smoke cigarettes
Jugemu's full name is:Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke
>>222474638an entire field you have no understanding of beyond ‘per capita’
>>222474807tell the statistics bureau of japan that, not us
im a blacking victim
with or without gang violence
>>222474759what would the job be? starting a business? hope you know what you're getting into
Soon
>>222474761Take care luv
>>222474811rorke jr. on a madness
Heading off out on me e-scooter x
>>222474823>smoking kills>me uncle dave smoked all his life and lived till 80you are truly a genius
>>222474919what you gonna make lad? hope it's delish
>>222474922Cheers lid, have another Goddess Celaine pic before I depart x
>>222474919salt and pepper tofu lad?
what's trump done to the reflecting poo
>>222474198ktim
>>222474936living in an imaginary world are we
>Apu 2180>Celaine 416harrowing glimpses into a wasted life
helpernonce samefag
>>222475025ironically if you ever conversed with a real life person you'd know this happens frequentlyspain flag going in the filter now btw ;)
Good afternoon /Brit/ team. ASDA delivery has been. Got a £30 off £70 spend voucher so I did an ASDA delivery. Got some cat food, some noodles, some cheese and onion pasties, some Vimto and some compost. All the essentials
>>222475066Feeding piehead I see
royal mail delivering something todayhopefully they just drop it downstairs i have no inclination to answer the door today
>>222474427plenty of reasons to rejoin but the word Union being in the name and giving him warm fuzzy feeling is not one of them.
>>222475090Piehead eats pies, usually PUKKA pies or Fray Bento's pies. He dislikes pasties
>>222475108I meant the compost love. He's a growing manchild x
>>222475053Nothing wrong with being a digital hoarder lad. Better than hoarding shit in real life.
>>222475060sure, and those people are stupid. as are people who unquestioningly base their beliefs on ‘statistics’ in news media headlines. especially regarding health science because guidance from that changes all the fucking time. your example is good though as it is very well established that smoking is harmful
>>222475123LOL sent piehead flying
Saving your posts for the new are you?
bit slow this one
>he’s too scared to post at end of the threadKWAB
>>222474823Presumptuous
christ the start of the thread is going to be dire.... isnt it...? sheesh.
predictions?
they aren’t even zingers that’s the funny thing it’s just mundane comments
right someone get a new posted so we can see these slurper posts and carry on
>>2224754063-25-1
>>2224754062-23-0
did the men post the numbers
>>222470002>>222470002>>222470002
any /gout/ man in?
>>222475493run fast, do you?
>>222475493alri henry viii
>>222475513>>222475513>>222475513
>>222474949she's hot
>>2224754061-512-1
