I'm from Paris and this is hilarious, every single clip is peak cringeThis isn't how you do it here moronAlso this city really is hard mode, makes me wonder how much easier it is elsewhere, probably a lot, I can say I'm probably better at pickup than Clavicular now
>>222470388gb2r
1. He is flaunting way too much, sure you are better off with the status and money but do not talk about it like that. As soon as he says "millions of $" I know it's over. You just look like a retard, it needs to be subtle.2. Don't go around showing off like a fucking peacock it makes every girl hate you, you come off as a dork. If his personality is being arrogant it needs to be a lot more subtle than this3. You need to be interesting, have some storytelling or something, not hello "hello i am rich and handsome" they will laugh in your face obviously4. You have to get past the silence and permanent resting bitch face on every woman in the city that's the shit test and he is disheartened by it. He is too used to girls smiling and being enthusiastic, we don't do this here.
>>222470388is this the child of this retarded american president ?
>>222470507>4 step plan for a whiff of attention, not even pussyOh the humiliation rituals normies go through
>>222470388>She doesn't caremaybe because she has a job to do? hmmm?must be a hard concept for an american.
>in foreign countries, you can walk up to a girl and say "hey i'm rich and handsome, come to my airbnb" and instead of laughing at you they actually do itforeigners live life on easy mode frfr
>>222470388Some women don't like try hard men that think they're amazing, huge turn off for some.
>>222471409In anglo culture, "confidence" seems to be the best quality you can have. Outside their countries a lot of the time it just makes them look stupid.
>>222470388Idk what he cannot make it there. I thought they cared about money and status in paris?>t.last been to paris 15 years ago
>>222471765There's a catch, openly bragging about status signals you are low-status
some that watch him says he is very autistic I don't watch him
>>222470388so sick of these chud grifters
>>222471554It's also a black & brown thing
having sex is so easy. women are retarded and easily manipulated
his only mistake is going to paris as a white man
>>222472305Everyone in the vids is white retard, it's Paris not the suburbs
>>222470388The French stare of disbeliefWhen you witness an American trying game that wouldn't work on a 16yo and you have to give him the French stare
>>222470388And note that in Paris young women outnumber young men significantly, and a lot of these men are gays. And there's also more competition among females because there's a lot of prostitutes in that city.It should be the easiest place.
>>222472685wtf? how did that happen? Paris is full of immigrants(70% males)
>>222472729The ones who live in tents on the highway? Obviously they can't afford to live in ParisIt's full of women because 1/ countryside women go up to Paris massively 2/ a lot of bullshit jobs available to them there to support the crazy rent prices
>>222472729Parisians impose their ideology on the rest of the country but they don't drink their own kool-aid, that's why they're hated tooLeftist Parisian neighbourhood = whitest place you have seen in your life
>>222473257>Leftist Parisian neighbourhood = whitest place you have seen in your lifekek it truly is this way
>>222470388I'm so fucking confused bros I thought all women were shallow, vapid whores I am really struggling to reconcile this with my worldview.
>>222473672>I'm so fucking confused bros I thought all women were shallow, vapid whoresthey are?
>>222473698The only thing worse than a woman is an indian. Fuck off and die. Kill yourself right now.
>>222473721I would be this angry if I were a sexless incel too. why don't you go to a prostitute?
>>222473672It's not that Parisian women can't be shallow or vapid, but above all else they are massive cunts
>>222470388Local NA tryhard enters EU pro gamer lobby and chokes hard
Talking about money like a yank retard is bourgouis and therefore bad in France
This guy will end up becoming a registered pedo mark my words
>>222470388Literally who?
>>222470507The french do in fact suffer
>>222470507One time I met American women, doing small talk and they started giggling and smiling every other sentence, even when it wasn't meant to be funny they laughed.I swear to god I thought it was all an elaborate conspiracy to make fun of me, I was very weirded out there wasn't any of the usual snark and sarcasm. Very disturbing experience.
>>222470507Is getting a French gf really THAT hard, or does this advice only apply to the snooty-tooty, high-class parisienne girls?
>>222470388I don't think that's even how you do it in Miami, I think he's in a bubble where the women themselves are minor influencers or want to be famous/get clipped so they act attracted to him to prolong their time on camera kek
>>222474302No, non-Parisians are entirely different and much more welcoming and friendly. For anglos it's maybe like the difference between a New Yorker and someone from Kentucky I imagine.However Parisians are the only people in the country who speak some English so there is that too
>>222470507I don't care about attracting women but if I get 4 while in a customer service situation or something I want to know how to respond.Is there a common French way to say "get over yourself bitch" in French that's easy for an Anglophone to pronounce well?
>>222471554Please do not conflate nuspeak globosecularism with Anglo culture just because it has rotted out both of our population centers in different ways.
>>222474402They won't care at all whatever you say, as we say "I get paid the same anyways". Also we have very different conceptions of "good service". One time I was in India I had people calling me sir and standing at attention as I was dining. Refilling my glass every 2 minutes, fake smile, overly nice. "Are you enjoying the meal sir ?" 5 fucking times during the meal. Very disturbing experience. The guy actually just stood there watching us eat the whole time and we said "thank god he doesn't speak French, this is intrusive and rude". Just leave me the fuck alone and let us enjoy our meal in peace. I refused to tip them and told them to maybe take a hint and he deeply apologized about it, for which I of course felt even less like tipping him.
>>222474402call her a putain
>>222470507>normgroids actually do this and then have the gall to believe that they are not subhuman goyim cattle
>>222470388Go on, share the clips then mate
>>222474401Through reading French posts on /int/ since around 2022 I am beginning to understand the plight of the rural French, and it seems they themselves are beginning to understand it more, or speak about it more.Sure, if you're from Alabama your identity is being shit on by Hollywood, DC, all of Europe, most of the northern states, the rest of the south, and every zoomer retard online and called an incestfag, but you have an identity.Even someone from Wyoming can say "yeah there are still a few of us living out here..."But say you're French and live in Auvergne–Rhône-Alpes.Sure, your neighboring countries might be able to point it out on a map, maybe even know of a luxury import or cheese from there, or something.But the lingua franca is no longer franca so even if you know English, other people generally don't know French, so they're going to know almost nothing about that area unless they've been there or specifically studied it, simply because it will almost never be mentioned in English in modern times. It isn't Paris, Bretony or even Occitania.It doesn't exist to most people online.The language barrier means things have moved differently, culturally speaking. Other forms of democracy or socialism will seem impure or fake or shallow or corrupt to someone from that region, and it will likely be mutual with someone from outside of France, even if the language barrier isn't an issue in the conversation. National unity has gone so out of style globally, partly due to French revolutionary influence itself, that it's no longer considered admirable or practical for even the French to exude national izzat. They've gone from charming rival to "old-fashioned" for what used to be the new progressive way to view the world. Now nationalism is taboo in Paris and also in city centers everywhere, so showing ANY form of nationalism let alone formerly normal French nationalism associates a rural Frenchman with other "backwater" places, not with modern French ethos.
>>222474602Surehttps://x.com/i/status/2068106596966908208https://x.com/i/status/2068211640030404902https://x.com/i/status/2068212503700488523https://x.com/i/status/2068041107456291257https://x.com/i/status/2068056091590639630https://x.com/i/status/2068064288376279219
>>222474868Can you just dump the webms? I don't us xitter
>>222474572Kek I was in that profanity thread recently where the Frenchman said it's their most used word, but as a New Englander specifically I would struggle to say it with a straight face because the word it sounds most like is "poutine" which is the French-Canadian gravy curd cheese fries we also sometimes order from certain places.I know it's same as Spanish "puta" but the Ontarians overrode it in my brain with fast food.>>222474601Clav has got to be a petri dish for forms of autism-related mental illness, there is NOTHING normalfag about any -maxxing movement, they're all derived from -cel culture which is technically failed normalfags LARPing as us but they strongly separate themselves from normalfags even though they're ultra gay and say "normie" instead of normalfagroidbitch
>>222474868>https://x.com/i/status/2068056091590639630lmao>"He said we're cute">"Ah"I would recognize this "ah" anywhere, in other words it means "fuck off"
>>222474816And the worst part is finding meaningful common ground with other rural people in other countries is going to be even harder than Norf FC and Texans trying to agree on anything beyond surface-level emotional stuff.
>>222474894No
>>222475001People assume anything a Parisian says means fuck off
>>222475012>>222474816My region is Normandy and the local identity is so dead everyone supports the PSG and we are just an extension of Paris at this point. One Parisian bill expected the "grand Paris" to extend all the way to Le Havre which would become "the pory of Paris". At this point we are a fucking greater suburb.
>>222471554he's latinx though not anglo
>>222475001Lmao brutal
>>222475153Funny thing is he very easily passes as French guy. I have the same wavy dark brown hair light brown eyes and beige skin tone. Also had a big Roman nose like him prior to the operation.Not sure about his ancestry but I wouldn't be surprised if he were partly French.
>>222475101Intensely huge RIP but I thought Normandy was fairly distinct in that it was half English culturally due to the extremely long history of being the part of France conquering and being conquered by, and the nobility extensively intermarrying with, the English Anglonobles?Or did that sort of fade from relevance when it became most known for WW2?Also I had to look up the PSG to find it's an FC not a political party. At least your region is still very European kek.
>>222475242>half English culturallyWhat a weird thing to say
>>222475282About Normandy though?
>>222472685"Young women"? The graph shows that the surplus of females starts at 20yo hags.
>>222470507Of course all women like wealth and stuff but French (and many euro) women also want subtlety. I don't know why this causes seething and normie accusations from 4tards. It should be more suitable for you.>>222474816Lol please. The French countryside is still well appreciated by anyone who takes even the tiniest step beyond being a complete filthy casual about France. Now try doing any of that in an actual shithole like Turkey. If I try to express my heckin' rural regional culture I'll be branded a coping shitskin.>>222475302I think you misunderstand that influence. It's nothing like the modern time England bongs. More like Gaellic for Brittany and Nordic for Normandy.
>>222475242>I thought Normandy was fairly distinct in that it was half English culturally due to the extremely long history of being the part of France conquering and being conquered by, and the nobility extensively intermarrying with, the English Anglonobles?what in the fuck are you talking about? Normandy has always been very vanilla french but they had a unique identity in that we wuz vikings and shiet (they're not)They're not "half english culturally", whatever that means
>>222475242You're a few centuries late I'm afraidEven back in the 1800s Normandy was a peasant-dominated backwater of ParisThere is folklore with vikings in museums and now WW2 stuff. A few weeks ago I saw Pete Hegseth actually, he got snubbed by some local mayors and did his own thing for WW2 anniversary. I saw American soldiers and marching bands, was funny.>>222475302In Rouen there is a museum dedicated to Jeanne d'Arc's burning. There is common history but it is often conflictual. In Caen is the castle of William the Conqueror, who you call William the Bastard. A lot of shared history of course but it is seen from the French side here. They're our rival neighbours we don't identify ourselves as them.It's like, I imagine, a white guy from Texas doesn't see himself as half Mexican but rather an American who is very familiar with Mexicans but on the American side.
>>222474337basically this
>>222475441Classic British culture is the confluence of Gaelic, Celtic, Saxon, and Nordic influence THOUGHEVERAnd modern British culture is just the Marxified gay lovechild of that mixtureThe Gaels might not have been exclusively in the isles but they are generally considered like a subsumed cultural subgroup of themAlso it's a bit different with Turkyay, you are obscure to the west because you are Muslim and obscure to the islamsphere because you are European.I hadn't even realized you were considered European as a kid, I naturally thought you were included in "the middle east">>222475484Most of the European literature I read growing up was 16th/17th-century so I guess this makes sense. See what I mean about the linguistic cultural isolation? I'm sure Italians for instance would know more, Germans and Brits might, but I doubt if even eastern europeans know much about most of your regions.I'm guessing you mean who the French call William the Bastard?The average Texan is a second generation Mexican immigrant at this point lol, but I understand what you meant by that.What is Hegseth doing in France? I guess it sort of makes sense to go to war anniversaries as warchief or something, but I thought he'd be busy deciding if any more Iranian generals need blowing up this fall or some such thing.Did he like make a speech or something?
>>222475665I meant the Brits, I'm not sure what the Americans call him but to the French he's definitely more of a hero we don't call him a bastard in a bad way. A fun fact about this is our emblem is 2 leopards and not lions. 3 lions is for England, Normandie and Aquitaine. 2 leopards for Normandy and England, because William was a bastard and back then we thought a leopard was a bastard lion.Hegseth comes here like every year we have some important Americans giving speeches, it's where the Normandy landings happened after all. I remember as a kid we even had Vladimir Putin once.And yeah I don't think linguistically we are Basques or Bretons or Occitans that is hardly a huge topic, and I don't expect Euros outside our sphere to know much about us. Ironically since we are the neighbours of Anglos I much more often see Americans, Canadians, Australians, etc, and feel somewhat more familiar with Anglos in a way.
>>222470388KEK what is he doing here ?
>>222470507Wtf is this shit bro I am never having sex
>>222475987>to the French he's definitely more of a herono one knows about guillaume outside of normandy mateI'm from the south and I've heard about 1066 only when I learned english and saw it being referenced constantly
>>222476148Very sad, as a kid I was taught about Jean de Florette, Fanfan la Tulipe and Tartarin de Tarascon, it is French patrimony too
>>222476213are you 70 years old? these characters are completely forgotten todayyou'd be lucky to find a provencal who remembers le bon roi René
>>222476332I am 28 lol, but many in my family were White Russian immigrants and insisted to teach the history of the country in depth to the family in order to assimilate and beome really French
>>222475987In the US we call him William the Conqueror, I don't even remember if I've heard him called William the Bastard before. I have read some old English literature and some old translated French literature. I think he's in Shakespeare or something popular like that as The Conqueror?Or maybe after independence we just called him that because it pissed off the British and taught kids in school like that?It could just be because it's his name in AoE2 and so many of us played it as kids, but, I guess we know him by his French version despite speaking English and having a lot of English ancestry, kind of cool.
>>222476148I have heard of Guillarme but I can't remember who he isHalf of all French history thoughts in America are larpcels like me seething and crying about Jeanne d'Arc and fantasizing about saving her with our time machine
>>222476511kek anglos love to see jeanne as a cute tomboyshe was autistic as fuck and brutal, not some cute princess
>>222471554>Outside their countriesConfidence is hugely important in Latin America (I'm Brazilian ignore flag, just tourist). Shy guys don't get shit in Colombia or Brazil, but a boisterous and self assured guy will be swimming in women
>>222470388>>222474868Jesus he should have also rizz and personalitymaxxed instead of just looksmaxxingAlso not gotten that botched nosejob
>>222476443well that makes sense thenI only know about Fanfan because my mother loved that movie. She also really like the actor Fernandel. I didn't know about de Florette but people generally know a bit of Pagnol. I think people generally know more about Daudet and his letters. The story of the goat of Mr Seguin traumatized me when I was 4.
>>222475484>William the Conqueror, who you call William the Bastard.He's called William the Conqueror in the English speaking world as well. After all, the current monarchy is *still* based off of HIS claim to the throne.
>>222476580No, I know all that, her thirst for English blood was what made her based and objectively correct under the circumstances, and actually believing God spoke to her and told her to kill all English makes her double based. I even read that sort of weird gay artistic letter her childhood friend wrote to his heir about her, about all her weird mentally ill fantasy flights of fancy as a girl.You don't get it.England are the good guys in European history for me with ONE BIG EXCEPTIONI have to save her from the flames and bring her to an unknown province of France in disguise where she can evade the Dauphin's treachery and live to be 105 and teach her great grandchildren to pray to the virgin and the saintsI am not religious, have never been catholic, and was raised a unitarian.Certain things cannot be allowed to have occurred.Also, if I ever visited France (I won't but jic), where should I go instead of Paris?
>>222476636Well it's all relative isn't it. He is lucky to be acting like this in Paris where he is just ignored and mocked. Just from the "hey i'll try to openly steal a girl in front of her boyfriend" many places are less lenient even from random passerbys. In Warsaw or Kiev I could see absolutely this guy getting beat up bloody and left on a sidewalk. By European standards we are very tolerant of this behaviour.
>>222475441>>222475665>The Gaels might not have been exclusively in the islesThey actually were. People confuse Gaelic with Celtic, but Gaelic is merely a subgrouping of Celtic (Gaelic languages being Irish, Manx, and Scots-Gaelic). For example, the Welsh and Bretons are also Celtic but they are NOT Gaelic. Whatever the Gauls spoke likely was not a Goidelic language, but possibly maybe even something even closer to Latin (Italo-Celtic being a hypothetical language family)Celtic is a massive grouping really, it's a very misleading term.
>>222476657the entire philosophy of lookismtards is that only looks matter so he's not allowed to become more personable
>>222476830That makes sense>His entire philosophy BTFO by 5 minutes in Pariskek
>>222476813Then I take back my caution and declare myself RIGHT ALL ALONGHave they discovered any female Pict names or anything new about them beyond the usual rockpiles yet btw?
>>222476688If you love this history, definitely visit Rouen. Bayeux is fine too. But Rouen I swear, the old town is just like in the middle ages, the clock is maybe one of the greatest technological achievements of the age, the cathedral is magnificent, the food is great. Go to Rouen, definitely.
>>222476872they treated him like a nigga in paris
>>222470507>>222472685Dunno anything about Parisian women, but I've met a lot of other French girls here in Australia and they're all very nice and funny, completely goes against the Parisian stereotype of cold, snobby, arrogance. I believe the French girls I know here are from Bordeaux, Toulouse, Lyon, and Marseilles.
>>222476919The opposite of that you meanhttps://youtu.be/fL1i6qJWO38
>>222476903Thank you for the recommendation, I hope one day I'll get to.
flirting is tiresome, its so rare that a girl shoots back with questions and makes the conversation more than just me acting like a jester to get laughs
>>222476890I'm fairly sure the Picts are doomed to be a black hole of history for the most part, most hypothesis I've heard is that they were a Brythonic people (like the Welsh) and a few words unique to Cumbrian English might be the closest remnant relative we have to whatever Picts were yapping in >The most well known Celtic element in Cumbrian dialect is the sheep counting numerals which are still used in various forms by shepherds throughout the area, and apparently for knitting. The word 'Yan' (meaning 'one'), for example, is prevalent throughout Cumbria and is still often used, especially by non-speakers of 'received pronunciation' and children, e.g. "That yan owr there," or "Can I have yan of those?" >>222476998That's why I only ever had sex with girls I was actually friends with before desu. The concept of a one night stand or Tinder hookup is alien to me, I cannot comprehend being capable of "banter" with a total stranger like that.
>>222476998sounds like you would be better off smv chadfishing in the club than jestermaxing and letting foids spike your cortisol
>>222477065zoomers getting creative with these words
>>222477053I can banter with anyone capable of humor or wit but will never have sex with anyone unless I marry, and have never dated>>222477085I messed it up a little from memory
>>222470388God, I relate deeply to French and German culture and maybe Russian from my limited interactions with them. I work and dabble socially in either Asian (East, South, SouthEast) and Anglo countries and I have to kiss ass constantly to get hired and be socially accepted.If only I spoke French and German or Russian fluently, I would've applied to companies there.
>>222474868Honestly, this really goes to show just how shallow American thot's are, that this guy even has a fuckin' chance over here.Might just be American men are just THAT bad that somehow this dork is considered high value here or whatever the incel terminology is for that is, but I also barely think that's an excuse.
>>222477299Wait you are unironically making me curiousI always heard anglos say Philippines is the easiest place in the world to date. In my experience most of Asia is easy for flings but anything more is nightmare mode, you're never getting a real relationship besides a peasant girl.Philippinos I talked to said the fling stage was harder than most and it was "LatAm like Catholic macho culture" but you could actually date a girl and they were accepting of foreigners and even normal middle class people were much less racist than other Asians you could marry there.What of it then ? Is it true that it's harder to get laid but easier to date compared to say Thailand or China ?
>>222470388https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cbCkGf1DKLYits over for him
>>222477522I read they are a sort of strange Asian-Latino mix. It was a Spanish experiment.
>>222478170I was 25 when I learned their country existed, before I thought "the Philippines" was a geographical region like the Andes or the Sahara
>Clavicularis that a real american name? sounds like the name of a body part or something.
>>222478316It's his real name, Americans often name their kids after body parts. His best friend streamer is called Femoral and the 3rd one is called Mandibular. At birth they jauge the anatomy of the kid, if they can tell he will be strong they call him Bicepsal or Pectoral, but if he is fat they can call him Abdominal or Gastric.
>>222478508The faggy kids at school were always called Testicular or some shit kek
https://x.com/i/status/2068239320075375048lmao
>>222479063>Bwoonjoow let's spice things up a bit girls hehe>No
>>222470507THIS is the humiliation ritual that normgroids VOLUNTARILY put themselves through every weekend?????
American women are just very easy in comparison to Europeans
>>222475235It's probably not helping at all that in the states he stabds out but here he looks like the fucking bog average Parisian guy
>>222470564He's a guy who calls himself "the prince of Paris"He doesn't actually pull any girls, he's just larping, in reality he is a Belgian scammer who rents overpriced airbnbs to American PUA guys and gives them "tours". He might also very likely be a pimp.
I don't care for the guy but I can't watch these
Imagine getting scammed by a Belgian pimp
>>222475441>the French countryside is still well appreciated by anyone who takes even the tiniest step beyond being a complete filthy casual about France.No? Litteraly everyone knows its a disgusting shithole filled with all manners of negroes, gypsies, nafris and jews
>Humiliate yourself and chemically castrate yourself for hypersluts that would fuck 20 other guys and 10 dogs any given weekends bro
>>222479630Surely you would take another video of the guy being rejected by a bunch of fat 6/10shttps://x.com/i/status/2068175782204350522Welcome to Paris lmao
>>222470507Bunch of Clav fans ITT? I don't get it, many replies here are appalled that a normal person reacted normally to one of the most abnormal subhuman behaviours the Americas have ever generated
why am i reading this threadsomeone make a good post please
>>222480681We hope you have a good time in Paris :)
>>222471882So basically it's show, don't tell. Too bad I'm broke and live in a bumfuck mountain village anyway.
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>>222480681Gid this makes me cringe. Why is he standing in front or random people at a bar. You just go inside, order a pastis and chat with the owner.At least thats what we do back home
>>222470507>4. You have to get past the silence and permanent resting bitch face on every woman in the city that's the shit test and he is disheartened by it. He is too used to girls smiling and being enthusiastic, we don't do this here.This sounds horrific. How do you even get past that? My american mind cannot fathom somebody not at least pretending to be engaged in a conversation.
>>222480846He doesn't know the codes. That table is completely approachable actually, granted he is on the next table drinking with friends and finds a seemingly normal way to approach the girls' table like overhearing something or getting a look or a hint of some sort.
>>222470507>He is too used to girls smiling and being enthusiastic, we don't do this here.
>>222480932>>222480727>That table is completely approachable actuallyReally? Doesnt look that way to me they seem to want to be left alone not be hit on. And overhearing? Doesnt that mean you were earsdropping?But I'm an autist from a 150 people corsican village so what do i know
>>222480960Why are you nice in your country ? We don't do this in Paris
>>222481016I mean if they drop hints not actually listening in, imagine they start yelling a joke and then look at you or sth, this happens
>>222481041>yelling a joke and then look at you or sth, this happensIn my wildest dream maybe. Never seen it happen. Even when i go to big cities on the continent
>>222470388>>222474868Then people wonder why Parisians are rude, this is the foids we're dealing with, you'd be an asshole too
Ugh, I need a french woman to be annoyed by my presence.
>>222481179Let's trade foids
>>222470507>we don't do this IN FRANCE
I traveled all over europe, my experience with women based on attitude. I have no interest in casual sex so was just talking wasn't trying to bang.Scottish women: Worst, they're terrible. they have the princess syndrome of other white women whilst simultaneously being the least attractiveEnglish women: Hit and miss some are princesses some are fineFrench women: Didn't have any issue but I was in south of france not paris. No strong impression compared to the others. Neither particularly liked or disliked.German women: Surprisingly the best of the group by far. Really really nice, pleasant, well mannered, and surprisingly easy to talk to. Was night and day compared to everywhere else. The thought of staying and looking for a wife even crossed my mind. Mostly spent time in baden wurtemburg and schleswig holstein. Swedish women: Not outwardly obnoxious or unpleasant like other european women but still tend to be rude and frigid.Irish women: Hit or miss. They're more extroverted than other white women and tend to be funnier and have more personality. My understanding is that irish women used to be less promiscuous than other western women but I don't think this is true anymore. Most weren't very attractive but among the few that were some were extremely attractive.
>>222482278actually now that I remember glasgow/glaswegian women were very pleasant but seemed very promiscuous and thus not in my interest. scottish women everywhere else I hated though
>>222470388Bro was #1 in major league soccer and thought he could play the champion's league
>>222481179I don't have a humiliation fetish but there is something appealing about a completely indifferent stuck up city foid looking at me like a pile of garbage.
>>222482469if you're a guy and you have that attitude women swarm youthey're like cats they like you when you're not interested in them
>>222482534Only works if you're attractive I'm afraid.
>>222470388>>222470555Ever wanting to go to french soulsociety vs ever wanting to go to eurodisney <<<<<<>>Watch the search bar you imbecile!I'm sorry that was so disrespectful!
I don't think there's any city in the world were picking up girls is harder than paristhe parisian is the final boss of women, coldest, most callous most calculating cunt in the history of the world, it was over for the looksmaxxing sperg before it even began
Has anyone considered that this woman just didn't want to deal with having a camera shoved in her face
>>222482643It's somewhere in the top 3 with Pyongyang and Kabul
>>222482751stop using common sense on my autism forum
>>222482757Peetty sure if not for the police I would rizz up the nork foids and get a harem over there
>>222476511>>222476148>no one knows about guillaume outside of normandy mateThis is an autistic nitpick but he is not 'Guillaume', he is actually William. In Norman French, 'Gu' is not used, it's always 'W'. So not 'Guillaume', 'Gauthier', or 'garde-robe', but always 'William', 'Walter', and 'wardrobe'. The English get this from the Normans, not the other way round.
>>222476148John dark is english unironically
Most people in the world would feel proud that Clav can't get their womenParisians get angry at the women for some reason
>>222483634Not it's a W for them but it's not like Parisian women are chaste or virtuous they're just assholes and it's funny when the rest of the world figures it out
>>222470507>sure you are better off with the status and moneyZoomer retard detected.
>>222483802How the fuck can you argue otherwiseSure I know lower income guys who pull a lot but they're charismatic and always have *some* resources, you need to bring her to do cool stuff even on a budgetActually being poor poor low status street sweeper tier is a big problem you need to afford a basic amount of going out, at least pretend-poor hipster tier bars and clubs for a decent girl
>>222483021Yes but no one cares you cringe faggot, the modern french name is guillaume so we say guillaumeJust like how richard lionheart was AKSHUALLY ricard, jeanne d'arc was AKSHUALLY jehanne. Do you want to do this with every name?and also it was williame not william you larping mong. If you want to be """autistic""" at least be serious about it
>>222470388who's the slim tall dude? how's the streams going? only saw couple clips but they look so odd kek. frenchies really giving them a hard time
>>222484135>>222479614He's his handler I guess
>>222472590kek, he has that "are you shitting me?" look
>>222479614Isn't he the guy who rented a castle, said he was a noble then tried to sublease the castle to Americans at 3x the cost? Then the castle owners heard about it and expelled him lol
>>222484343Something along those linesI bet he put all the money in crypto in a Malta online bank or some low tier shit like thisMany of those streamers are tax cheating lawsuits in waiting, I almost wish I were a tax controller I would light up those motherfuckers so hard
imagine he stumbles across this guy
is that TheReportOfTheDay?
>>222484168ive seen him on the tok before, whats his name king of france or something, weird
>>222484553honestly he deserves it, no matter how short or tall, if you don't stand for yourself you deserve be walk all over
>>222484553and then they kissed
>>222484625Prince of ParisHe's not just a grifter, he grifts the grifters, impressive stuff, wouldn't be surprised if we found him in a sex trafficking scandal 10 years from now
>>222484715Back in my days Conversano actually found Romanian peasant girls for his incels to marry at least, does this guy just offer PUA tours so you get laughed at and humiliated by Parisian women ?
>>222484857Yes
>>222484882AmazingEvergreen business model
>>222470599...job?
>>222480681>https://x.com/i/status/2068175782204350522Oh that's not just an online handle, he is actually retarded enough to introduce himself as that? Lmao.
>>222474868>https://x.com/i/status/2068212503700488523Girl broke her hand jerking off all the dicks and she's still laughing at this kid lol
how do i invite him to my country
>>22248444910 years from now he is like all the other ones, e-begging for his lawsuits fees from a gypsy trailer park and morons in his comments will cope like "better to live 1 day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep :prayinghandemoji:"they never think this when they end up in that spot, they always realize they were retards and regret harddon't play rich when you don't have the coin
Clav's just too autistic to understand that the latino machismo/bravado style boasting he's used to in North Cuba doesn't work everywhere in the world. He's not smart enough to understand that flirting is contextual.
>>222485652Cubans are poor as fuck aren't they? I'm not even sure this would pass in Spain
Imagine caring this much about women
>>222485728Well he would make an absolute killing with Parisian gay men
>>222485724Yes, that's why half of them are in North Cuba (Miami). All of South America/Caribbean has a very boastful, cocky style of flirting that doesn't work as well in the whiter parts of North America or in Europe.
>>222485515Getting rejected by sub 6 brown women with 30% bodyfat lmaoTo be honest they are very gassed up , mids are often gassed up, imo it's a losing game anyways because he is showing interest in women way lower than him in the first place which is already not serious and they know it themselves>>222485784I could see it working in the Balkans. Or Eastern, Eastern Europe (not central Pol/Cz, I mean Russia/Belarus/Ukr). But ironically hardly in Sp/Pt/Ita. Just in my opinion.
>>222485746Gays aren't picky
>>222470507Don't know why everyone is freaking out over this. Just sounds like French girls aren't fucking stupid.
>>222485897>Eastern, Eastern Europe (not central Pol/Cz, I mean Russia/Belarus/Ukr)there's a reason that people in the U.S call russian/ukrainian/east slavic girls in general "snow latinas"they have very similar dispositions when it comes to romance (detest anything that isn't machismo/bravado, extreme gold digger like behavior even when compared to other women) etc etc
>>222485897It would totally work in the Balkans or Russia up until the "i'm gonna seduce her in front of her bf" part, where they probably just kill him
>>222470507what if I show her my model train collection.
>>222470507>Smiling? Oui zo not do dat een FRONCE
>>222485979They would give him a whole new nose, this time one that people would take seriously
>>222486026Jokes aside if you like fat autistic girls the nerd/autist/weeb scene in France is probably one of the most active in Europe. Go to japan expo or a medieval reenactment thing and you'll find a wife. Brittany in particular is the chosen land for this.
>>222486026They will be much nicer to you than to Clavicular actually. In a very condescending way like you are a 3yo trisomic child.
>>222486274true, it worked for another /int/ guy
>>222482278Where in the South exactly ? South East Mediterranean riviera is famously one of the worst. All the girls are loaded, all the guys are loaded, they have yachts, champagne every night, luxury cars, very class based. Maybe it's like USA in this way. I went there with friends, upper middle class, fine in Paris, and holy shit fort the first time in my life I felt poor.Try setting your tinder there, they all have 50k minimum instagram followers, half the girls are Russian prostitutes who spend their time on yachts, the other half are also Russian girls whose fathers own the yachts. The Antibes-Cannes-Juan les Pins axis is colonized by Russian and Ukrainian oligarchs and their kids. Possibly worse than Paris.
>>222470507It seems that spiritually the French are Slavs
>>222486602what if I'm into that thoWill I find a french mommy gf who nurses me like a tard kid?
>>222486818Riviera is definitely worse than Paris lmao I'm well off by Paris standards, went there with a high school friend who is a fucking Jewish lawyer and we got sent away from a beach party, dude actually told me "i fucking hate rich people", which certainly put things into perspectiveClavicular might be at home though
>>222482278>traveled all over europe>no opinion on Slavic womenDisappointing, I was curious about your experience
I like the French, looks like they're putting those two jesters in their place.
>>222486978I'm not going to pretend it isn't a thing, I know people in those circles, a friend is a popular photograph for cosplay girls. From what I see women in those circles are rare so they all have a fucking court of simps who worship them. Beta orbiting to the next level. They all have a discord with a dozen massive simps who worship her and give her money.I think it's pretty grim. But my friend said "those girls have low self esteem, any normal guy could swipe her up and make all the simps mad" so there is that, I suppose.
>>222486274>Go to japan expo or a medieval reenactment thing>implying women show up to medieval festivals
>>222488075Not only they do but the %age of women is pretty high compared to many domainsPic rel is the Guédelon renovation team for examplehttps://youtu.be/06nlnqST__sI had the sister of my uncle (not my aunt, I mean the sister of the guy who married my aunt) who was one of those types and had many kids who did actual medieval LARPing with swords from a young age. Usually they're somewhere between communists, far righters, antivaxx ecologists nutjobs who love magic stones and the zodiac. But it's full of women and they have a ton of kids.
>>222476797>Just from the "hey i'll try to openly steal a girl in front of her boyfriend" many places are less lenient even from random passerbys.Lol he would've get punched here
>>222482643Big city ladies want a guy who was a wild child and wandered in the woods instead of helping villager scum with serf chores. They want their knight errant raised in the forest by the lady of the lake. I had a positive reception in paris while dressed like a hobo with a backpack, unfortunately i dont have a BBC so i didnt try to flirt with the ladies.
>>222489309I was not a wild child btw as i was cooped up in an appartment. Maybe thats why i dont have a BBC that allows me to flirt with the ladies.
>>222470388earth is hard mode i hate all the fucking girls from here
the only time I spoke to women in France was when they approached me in the street to ask for a cigarette
>>222489855You ruined the akward ending for the thread i created aimed to make the desperate natalist shills go to sleep with cringe.
inb4 he wont go scandi because he knows he will actually be mogged
>>222489933all in a days work
>>222490089Its night
>>222490101wrong, it's dawn
>>222490132Ah yes i forgot the night/day circle is fucked in your country. Your sky has dawn syndrome.
>>222490053Lmao who are you gonna mog ahmedsson? With your piss hair and bulb head?
>>222490160southrons will never understand
>>222470507Normalfags unironically humilliate themselves like this, they really are animals
>>222490053sverige och de andra nordiska länder verkar som jättehardmode
>>222470507>we don't do this hereThis is gonna be the next "viral" catchphrase that sprung out of /int/, isn't it.
>>222490182he will probably go london though
JBW
>>222490436More like lonedon amirite?
>>222489928Better opening than Clav had, by Parisian standards that's saying they're into youThen you offer to light up their cigarette is a huge indication if they're into you or not if they accept and smileThe saying goes "qui allume encule" meaning "who lights up assfucks"
>>222489309More likely they expect a fellow city dweller, otherwise yeah maybe you are fucking Conan the Barbarian. But they don't want a peasant of course right.
a french girl's arse for every man of albion
>>222490532I was thinking more how link who was raised in the forest is meeting zelda in the hyrule capital palace dinamic but yea conan the barbarian works as well. >>222490574>arseStfu
I'll do another 100 years war for a British girl
Frenchies, what's the QRD on your girls who backpack here? I reckon the Aussie agricultural sector works off of French 18-24 year olds doing their 88 Days of rural work lmao I like 99% of the French I meet here, very beautiful and fun loving girls.
>>222490653fucking whores. Met a few of them who went to australia, all whores, one very ugly but probably still got fucked
>>222490636Dua Lipa is an Albanian thoughever, if you want an English trophy wife everyone knows Elizabeth Hurley is it
>>222490264https://youtu.be/_VSFsgO0pEY?si=rkJtHu0DcAa21WQx&t=13
>>222490653They're there for fun like erasmus girls who gives a shit. But as far as I know we're mostly sending a bunch of nafris to Australia too hence the "French shopping", same with nafri girls. They will ask for drugs, leech off off you, blast shit music, refuse to work and try to make anchor babies and get fat on you.When they have ambiguous mediterranean looks and ethnic names the golden rule applies : if you're not sure it's white, then it's not white.
>>222490715For an actual ethnic English woman I'll stop at 100 minutes war, don't feel like fighting over it
I don't care that Americans are retards, that's normal. What really scares me is that all of you internationals also see things through an American lens. Have you NEVER interacted with a woman or even a person outside?
>>222490750I met an Asian-American woman in Thailand, 5 minutes in she was going on about /int/ tier racial talk, completely unpromptedGot her to invite me in a club with Asian people and ditched her asap, I can't stand crazy women
>>222490775Asian-Anglos are the most mentally ill people in the world
>>222490775>Asian-American girl in ThailandThat was only ever going to end one way
>>222490927In the taxi she started ranting about "the west" and her "very white ex boyfriend" from California, I laughed and asked her what she meant by "the west" exactly and why I would give a shit at all about White-Asian racial relations in California, she started frowning and going mute on me lmao
>>222470507
>>222490984america is a mental asylum, was always baffled at how normal our asians/hapas were compared to theirs
>>222491148Some people are idealistic, boomers mostly know the nice 1st gens, but we have a lot of 2nd gen Communist Viet contrarians even thought their parents ran way from Commies.But they're just leftists, they don't seem to be nearly as fucked upI've shortly dated a Chinese 2nd gen leftist girl too, parents running a tobacco shop, she was repeating talking points like a run of the mill white leftist, in a way they integrated to big city white leftist cultureAsian Americans are on another level they are actual schizos with identity issues that would shame a fucking school shooter.
possibly the only person i've ever seen fail at the boomhower method because he has no charisma or confidence and hes not famous, hes infamous. hes like a pest lol. Peter Thiel's jester twink
>>222491222Some Viets hate all white people and want us all dead. Whatever, get in the queue. But when they add the weird obsessiveness and sexual fantasies it does weird me out.
>>222470507Clav is the best
>>222491404Well not everywhere apparently
>>222491404>t.
