*very important post*
fellow gout lad here
any /stout/ man in?
oh maybe it is legit slow atm
>>222475571Does seem very quiet this afternoon
mad how there’s literally nothing to do
father's day tomorrowanybody got plans?
>>222475601looking well here
gamer PRIDE
everyone finally got gfs then congrats lads
>>222475632isnt that the french jew that had a seizure on tv
reckon that if Tim actually went on a holiday to Hawaii he would feel a lot better
daylight come and me wan go home
>Around 7,300 criminals will wear ankle monitors that detect alcohol through sweat during the tournament, with probation officers alerted to any drinking
>>222475626My father is dead
>>222475555yea me
>>222475626might sit in my room for a bit dunno
Why is Australia so shit at soccer?
>>222475609play with your arse lad
>>222475702tbf we have other better sports that suck up the actual good athletes
>>222475626I don't even have a son
>>222475726Well see that's the problem New Zealand is also better at rugby than Australia is
im tearing apart at the seams
sucking an athlete
>>222475684
Drink plenty of water during the heatwave. Will be 30+ degrees celsius in Shrewsbury next week
even the jeetas aren't responding to my hinge likes now
>>222475744are you a well-worn item of clothing
>>222475632marco pierre wide xP
dark fruits weather this
>>222475755thought that was ruby for a second
>cover mouth>get ejectednice sport you brits invented
>>222475768name on Ian
>My father is dead
>>222475808Ian is a piehead gimmick, along with cansnonce and gyaldemfreak.
>>222475741australia is also half and half rugby/afl thoughbeitnz are bound to be good at it when it's all they do
>>222475680goyradar
>>222475788do you often have ruby hallucinations
>>222475786(leftypols queer bame partner traipses in and bats his eyelashes)
just laughed at a family guy short on youtube
>>222475768I got some spring onions from Aldi and there's dirt in them. Is it anyone's job to check the things you're selling?
>>222475786Dark fruits is for brincels
getting bored of this episode would like the hook nosed usurious scheming yid bastards to get some new material for us
What’s the point anymore
lol im so random and quirky someteims XD :P
>>222475680need one of these but in reverse, no booze in the blood means youre an incel freak or a 'sheed imo
any milf man in?
>>222475894actually it’s pretty interesting to see how much of a wedge can be put between yanks and israel
>>222475901why is she wearing so little in a public gathering
>>222475894>le market manipulation face
>>222475684Mine tooGot the siblings and their families over for a big luncheon however
>>222475922seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
>>222475894any chance at all drumpf turns on israel?
>>222475872The managers are meant to check them throughout the day
>>222475945bit strangedo you sit around and talk about your dad
Children's DaySiblings DayMother's DayParents' DayGrandparents' DayFather's DaySingles DayUnc DayWine Aunt Day
>>222475968Yeah we pull his ashes out of the urn and have a little dadball fight like christmas
The Asian Fanny
>>222475935it's a threesom
>>222475970card factory rubbing their hands together
>>222475961reckon hes going to sack hegseth next and blame all of this on him
anyone else here got allergic skin. like all legs and feet just constantly have red itchy welts. caused by carpet fragments and man made fibres in the air. also clothes seams. itched all day every day for 6 years now. i dont even feel it anymore
>>222475991lol
well?
>>222475992
>>222476011genetic freak
black pussy may have changed rorke but asian pussy is where it all began
>>222476017Sikkim looks very comfy would be nice to visit there I reckon
>>222476017lot of poo
>>222476011not me sorry but i heard vagisil is good for that stuff
>>222476017if i had access to the nuclear codes something real funny might happen
>>222476011im allergic to bullshit
the tunagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvOeXwvbK1I
>>222476017what happens in those areas with nothing in them. is it inhospitable?
everyone talked about how good Dark is but season 3 is absolute shite
come on anon, post your goal face
>>222475907SCREAMING!!!
>>222476057The Jungle Book
caught the sun today
>>222476066>time travelnot a chance i would ever have started watching that desu
>>222476066only watched the first two, kino dropoff detector me
>>222475957Yes that was me
>>222476017where's Bombay?
>>222476094big patch of something behind you
>>222476119that's my flatmate
>cockwobble
shan’t be doing any screaming in this threadjust not appropriate
>>222476073
thread is bouncing now can feel the atmosphere the banter is flowing
>>222476007thank you, mr. bond
>>222476163women are good actually
hash browns in the air fryer
>>222476163tits made for bbc juice over them
consistently breathing in and then back out again
right well that's a pineapple chimp house owned by bradley walsh isn't it
>>222476134i enjoyed watching e.r. with mum as a kid:)
>>222476165*wriggles my way inside you*
blud said right well
rorke's half-caste sons will inherit britian
>>222476185
all women should be arrested
catberg fucking hassling me for my paki 'za AGAIN
you are now manually shitting yourself
>>222476206*sharts you back out*
reading the book of ecclesiastes again
>>222476246would love to boot that cunts head off so hard it broke the sound barrier
Um
>>222476094is the one of those attic rooms with the cupboard that goes under the roof?
>>222476269bit repetitive
willy
>>222476272This is my sister btw
>>222476272bizarre looking
>>222476163hope i get this one day
seppo is our version of cockwomble
>>222476313LUCKY!
That's tea sorted then
why does he post the twitter whores and ugly trannieswhy
>>222476325who
porn detoxing hooked up to an iv drip with nurses checking in on me
>>222476341yeah could I please have a buttered meat and 4 naan
>>222476342the one who posts the ugly trannies is a different one
The real villain is the socially awkward white boy that just wants love
nicely toasted
>>222476307just like everything else in the world sun goes up, sun goes down, sun goes up, sun goes downmental
>>222476393i like lad that posts the weird knobs
>>2224763414 naan?
post the lads with the weird nobs and the girls with the lewd jobs
>>222476352Wille disguising Itself to lure you into perpetuating Itself
>>222476414seen any purple dragons yet mate
lel
>>222476451yea my #knob
putting plasters on my back before going swimming so everyone thinks i had really rough sex last night
The soulful elegance of a 34 year old unemployed white boy
it's an eminence front
anime eyes
close the straits
ate too much
>>222476527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owK-2zmVhd8
>>222476527:)
wish I had posh cocaine feind gf
>>222476557she legit looks likew a freddo frog
Time for my afternoon nap
>>222476557froglike
>>222476560do notbully
>>222476597bit late for a nap
>>222476573mad how they shadow banned this, they didn't want rorke to change
>>222476590wish i had a posh and nice gf
>>222476573mad how this is tom hank's kid
mental that there are 4 billion women, 3.5 billion of whom i would have sex with, and i am still sexless
>>222476655you could have sex with them if you tried
can never sleep well in hotelsthe mattresses are always, always too softthis is what it means to be working class
Goon control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
yeah...
this owlet i rescued kind of looks like a potato
Looking at pictures of the Ascot crowd you can tell it's mostly working class people spending 1/4 of their income on clothes and champagne to get a taste of what they think rich people do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PubTLn0MWHsi wish i didnt find football so boring because the fans have so much soul desu
>>222476806Ask it a question, these things are supposed to be wise
happy saturday
Is that you John Wayne?
>fathers day tomorrow fuck sake. well that's me to the fucking co-op then isn't it for whatever box of chocs I can find, just don't have the fucking money for this
>>222476844a bit of make up and she'd look like a right sexy slag especially with that fat arse of hers
A smile would be nice
>>222476817so? life is for larping
>>222476855haven't spoke to either of my parents in about 8 years they don't even know which city i live in LOL
rorke getting fined for torrenting I,Claudius
>>222476839if it was wise it would still be in a tree instead of an owl sanctuary
any ideas how I can get a loan for 5k no credit no income
>>222476891done em
>>222476909mate shut the fuck up you're doing my head in now. you get given advice and keep reposting the same fucking question.
>>222476909You gotta start taking it up the butt
What I've noticed is that summer is so peng simply because daylight is longerDon't care if it's sunny or raining, in fact I quite enjoy a tropical storm, just as long as it's not pitch black outside at 4pm like it is during grim depressing winter months
mario if he claudius: it's a me claudius
>>222476687surely pressure that low doesn't feel as good as she's making out
>>222476946I think she's putting it on I think they all are
>>222476938shit for photography though init
>>222476855co-op does a 2 pizzas + 4 beers deal for £5Get him that
>>222476978Fuck off do they
I also haven't spoken to my parents (or anyone I knew) since my first job, when I moved out from Cornwall to the north of England. I even changed my name so they wouldn't be able to find me on Linkedin. Nobody knows where I am and I'm sure they've reported me as missing or something. I plan to fake my death and move to a different country eventually.
>>222475970>Children's DayUMM...
don't care though really still wanked
>>222477001why
>>222476931Give me some good advice and I’ll shut up fuckint shit advice “get a job” yeah no shit faggot I’m fucking trying every single day
>>222476909put on a little hat
>>222476817they've got a dress code now too. no trainers, as though people would buy new shoes just to watch some horses
>>222477017got caught in a compromising position with the family cat
>>222476909buy insurance for your nan then katana slice that ting
>>222477017Hate my past and want to move on.
wonder if mummy would send me to bed without supper if she found all my incest porn
got the swans on
>>222477051don't think you need to fake your death to do that
>>222477054you'd probably like that though you worm
I've lived a rich life for about a collective two years and just can't return to this working class east london way of living, it's like a very cruel joke played on me. so many things you get used to and now back here, back to having to clean a tidal wave of mould off the bedroom ceiling whenever it rains, back to mice using the interior of my house as a highway between dirtier neighbouring houses and the allotments behind my house, back to having shit or no food most of the time. and it's all just life and what I've been used to but you can't just take a person like me and let him live rich and then pop him back here it's just wrong, I know what life is for other people now firsthand and I have fucking this
spongebob big guy pants okay
>>222477070maybe she'd wake me up in the middle of the night and punish me with a big strap on
>>222477075blog on you boring bastard
saw fitties in sainsburys
>>222476844Need her biting on my testicles!
>>222476999no word of a liepicked one up the other day
eating some UMmus
lighting the bbqgf has only went and said she's bringing beyond meat vegan burgers
>>222477097that was it really let it all out
some fucking mates you lot are
>>222476855My dad lives overseas. Too late for me.
>>222477115get her head caved the fuck in
The fit ones can stay
Screaming
>>222477115should press the daft bint's face on the hot grill for that
>>222477115make her feel as awkward as possible by really laughing it up and pretending you and everyone else think it's just a joke. like how spielberg rejected the 'martian men from mars' title change demand for back to the future
>>222477162wazzaaaaaaa
Tried to finger a finger in my arse and it slid right in, zero effort. Then I realised its because there was soft wet shit coming out
>>222477001alri robert thompson, you spoken to jon lately?
>>222477063guy running the grill at the paki barbecue be like
i feel like Britain is the place for me. imagine sinking into an armchair inside an old inn overlooking a coastal cliff while reading an 18th century fiction and waiting for the waitress to bring me a cup of earl grey. and outside it has been raining for a week straight
The fit ones can stay until they're old enough to claim benefits
>>222477162AI! How do I know? Well... it's just too perfect.
>>222477183eat it for a laugh
>>222477185old jon venables? yeah we chat sometimes
>>222477186scr
>>222477187please PLEASE comei want you here NOW
>>222477150
>>222477210what does this mean
>>222476341are you in the uk or india
is there a speed limit for horsebergs on the road? like if you get one to gallop fast enough would the rozzers be able to give you a fine
>>222477150had this same thought when I saw a qt jeeta at the argos tills earlier
>>222477230means i found very funny
>>222477235asking chatgptberg this right now
>>222477230scr
>>222477202my finger? but its dirty
>>222477235I would imagine that there’s no numbered horse speed limit, but rules about reckless driving and such would still apply
going to sneak a fillum in before the footy
was drunk last night making grok describe the death of archbishop thomas becket in graphic detail
>>222477187we've always considered the vietnamese people our closest ally
>>222477222
>>222477266Waste of a post
if so many mexican and mexican americans like 80s british music does that mean they might marry me if I tell them I'm morrissey
>>222477289Some people just can't let go
are vietnamese women fit?don't think I've seen one before
>>222477230Scream
>>222477235Yeah, they call it horse power
>>222477235no it's the same as cycling, no speed limits. horses can't run on hard surfaces though, they just skid
>>222477301scr
>>222475513I remember the poor Scottish man who was slapped by latina
>>222477321vietnam was beautiful when i went
>>222477235>>222477264NO fine
>>222477321tila tequila is fit af
a lot of people think 1 horse = 1 horsepower but this is not the case
>>222477315Mexicans like the Smiths and Morrissey because they like to get sad and drunk while listening to sad music
>>222477288i was going to do this but a xev bellringer step mum roleplay wank instead
OHHH STOP ME OHHOHO STOP MEEESTOP ME IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE(the /brit/ theme)
>if my horseberg you mean horse
accidentally calling the police officer officerberg when I ask him if jailtoil looms
Catberg is on the prowl
>>222477393trip them over
off to tesco
>>222477315they like it because it’s whitelatinx are bwc worshippers
A person who in a road rides or drives furiously, recklessly or carelessly a horse or other animal (whether or not that horse or animal is attached to a cart or carriage) commits an offence.
I heard in the uk if you go prison they ask you when you enter if you've got any races you don't like and if you say you're racist to all races and hate white people they might give you a cell on your own. although that might have been before prisons were so overcrowded
>>222477290:)))
>>222477420need to see more of her arse but first impressions have it bbc worthy
>>222477345lightbulb appearing over toby's head while reading this
>>222477434when i got cautioned by the police for vandalism they didn't ask me that but I made sure they knew just in case they forgot
i have a tax class disabled "horse" they cant stop you from "speeding" to get tobacco
Warning the female police officer I'm a potential sex offender so they don't get ang funny ideas
Mihai- Homealone - Mikey - Heatherpaedo - Emmett - Spaino - Mousey- Employed Woman - Canslad - Emmayank - Leftypol - Belgiumnonce - Gingernonce- Rorke- Mr. Boombastic. What you want is a boombastic, romantic, fantastic lover Shaggy. Mr. Lover Lover, umI'm Mr. Lover Lover, haha, girlMr. Lover LoverMm, I'm Mr. Lover Lover
trousers always smell of piss think i have inconstipance and penis leaks throunought the day
>>222477498such terrible jew ink
>>222477564birds love the smell of piss on a man
might get a pizza in does anyone mind if i get a pizza in
>>222477498aWOOOga!
>>222477420u fine galdem
>>222477581I'm neither for or against it
>>222477581as long as you give me a slice and a kiss
>>222477504was it this gang?
>>222477191corr yeah
>>222477581as long as you're not supporting the biomass industry
>inconstipance
>>222477571
Lord Of The Rings Extended Edition stream starts in about half an hour on sneedtv cytube if anyone wants to join
You know what time it is Keep on rolling baby
>>222477603pick a side, coward
>>222477434they stopped doing that, now if you say theres a race you dont like they slide you into the incinerator "accidentally"
>>222477504amazing when you look into these how many of them get away with this. so many sleepy towns with cashpoints and they just swoop in and out no issues. one round my way used a whole stolen tractor
>>222477609Martin wondering why he's always put on lookout duty
>>222477635Link?
my god
>>222477635During the wc? Are you INSANE?
>>222477666CytubeGo to sneedtv
>>222477674thats nothin!*posts 38c, dry, flat, desert shithole with no humidity* yeehaw
reading criminal stories makes my blood boilwant them all just shot and crematedthieves, groomers, fraudsters, all of them
>>222477609No happened a few days ago in Cambridgeshire they havent been caught yet
>>222477674it's over....
>>222477705think you should stop as consuming content that negatively influences your mental is masochistic
>>222477705For me it's repeatedly torturing them but making sure they stay alive
I could be in jail right now or dying in hospital but I'm alive, free and healthy..Life's good x
>>222477674If only scientists would have warned us about this decades ago
>>222477635Couldn't think of anything more boring
>>222477758Talking to you x
>>222477750they won't like this one bit
>>222477674really wogged up the weather haven’t they
Nu>>>>>>
>>222477705based
>>222477750don't think they knew what was going to happen on june 35th 2026 lad
>>222477777well well well
>>222477705Think you should go put your Batman costume on and stop them then you little faggot you’ll do nothing
it was over when the industrial revolution got underway
feelin' timid and nervouslike prey
>>222477705what about tony soprano
if global warming real how come its been hotter before now
>>222477832lol(reddit space)that's crazy
>>222477809i would vote for a party that's tough on crime and whose policies don't revolve around protecting certain people, that's the best i could do
>>222477832*bums you*
you can blame climate change on emissions and fossil fuels, but on a personal level, i’d prefer to blame the jews
>>222477710>>222477710>>222477710
>>222477857still doing this gimmick retard
>>222477899I'd blame it on the boogey
>>222477908dno what you're talking about
>>222477809t. thief, groomer and fraudster
you have to be insanely retarded to think humans could actually influence and permanently alter the climate of a massive billion year old ball
Why do female lifeguards where those shorts. Couldn't stop staring at one this afternoon, proper right arse, loved it when she climbed the ladder into her chair
