Get what ya fuckin deserve
first!
second!!
bought some erdingers for dad day
I never test one set of bodyweight chin-ups but I suppose I can do 35 at least
feelin' timid and nervous*pulls down pants and sticks arse out*
The ISA should not be allowed to exist, you shouldn't be allowed to grow your money tax free when pensions already exists
Just remembered the Panama Papers
the fuckdavid the diver is a real gamethought you lads were messing
>>222477939It's ok for the rich to avoid paying taxes but we can't have the peasants save a bit of cash oh no no no
>>222477957Looks Woke & Pozzed
The Cheadle Papers
>Waking up at 7:30am to go into a dead /brit/ thread to spam BBC memesWhat level of mental illness is Ziedy on?
>>222477939not everyone is saving for a pension you bendermost people need money for the near future
fifteenth!
>>222477957It's such a good game but also there's too much to do. I got bored once I found the seahorse racing (trying not to spoil anything)
ryan the raper now on steam
>>222477974ok
>>222477989weird nose bridgeshe jewish?
>>222477989she is pretty not going to lie
>>222477989she's got nice tits
>>222478021italian
yanks appearing in dead threads if you even mention climate change lmao yes cody we are all insane except you
>>222478021italian so yes
>>222478054i posted insanely retarded not insane mong
>>222478054bringing it to the new thread makes you look like a gimp
>>222478107oh right sorry...*yawns loudly and walks away*
rorke squeezing by a group of blacks and turning inwards passing the men and outwards passing the women
Extremely dull thread full of boring posters
>>222478132ecological terrorist releasing co2 by yawning and further destroying the planet shameful
Think I'll read the Panama papers
>>222478154yeah like you
>>222478056sex
cheesy michael
Taking a poo in my local cake shed
we must return to the 90s
Rorke and his cute Korean girlfriend
>>222478245The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe (1842)
rorke and his AI girlfriend
>>222478274lol
Time travel isn't possible
rorke and his busty italian girlfriend
>>222478213kino
Can't even smoke in a pub these daysIT'S A FUCKING PUBThey'll ban smoking completely soon. Dogshit country
Wonder what the 2090s will be like. Probably long dead by then sadly
anyone used these to jump start their car?
>>222478335put that fag out
>>222477710What happens when chad hits back?
>>222478344Yeah
>>222478344yeah, maybe don't buy the cheapest one
>>222478344yh...
got that du bist gut genug stuck in my head
her pussy was soaked when I unfurled my minidisplayport to HDMI cable to hook up my thinkpad x220 to my 80 inch tv. she was practically vibrating when I pulled up lord of the rings extended edition on sneedtv cytube.
>>222478397it's not the cheapest and it's the highest rated (although i don't trust amazon ratings hence asking here)does it usually work? i can't be arsed trying this if the chances it starts are low
>>222477939Bold of you to assume that pensions will even exist as "pensions", in the coming decades.Have you not noticed that they have repeatedly (and are going to keep) raising the state pension age?
You used to be able to smoke on the tubeIt's gone now. Woke banned it you see
>>222478434I've seen this happen countless times
Edgar Allan Poo
>>222478434But which colour gradient remaster was it
>>222478434did this 12 years ago but it was workaholics
honestly afraid i will electrocute myself trying to jump start my car knowing how retarded i am
>>222478434You're laughing but piracy has allowed me to shag not on one, but two separate occasions.
Toil on Monday
>>222478472just take your time, sweetheart
>>222478472modern jumpers protect against that sort of thing
>>222478478>You're laughing but piracy has allowed me to shag not on one, but two separate occasions.
I'm an oligarch sorry guys
>>222478495well what if you're only wearing a t shirt
>>222478472https://youtu.be/yPbgAbAimoA
>>222477986Compared to you waking up at 16:30 pm and immediately checking through old /Brit/ threads to see posts by people you claim to hate?
(Serious post)I used to go on /v/ a lot, about 10-15 years ago, but then I stopped. I still play some games but I wouldn't call myself a "gamer".I went back on there recently and it literally felt like it was full of children. Has it gotten worse over the years, or was it always like that and I've just grown up?
>>222478503Excellent post
>>222478503roar
>>222478436chances are good, unless it's a very big engine, but they can break down after some time, it's all chinese crap innit
>>222478513:|
right might get on something but dont know what
>>222478527all of 4chan is worse and more full of children
>>222478344no one here has a car
>>222478513good one
Bring in the boats
>>222478527they act like that because they're all nonces and therefore want to relate to children
(Serious post)poo
>>222478527everything now is just IS THAT A BLACK? GO WOKE GO BROKE! although its true the gaming industry is shit now
i found 4channel during the arab springhad the best coverage, i thought
>>222478527Same, used to post there in 2011 and would get into prolific multiple paragraph multi post arguments about everything and anything The board has 30+ year old threads now so not everyone's a child
>>222478538>unless it's a very big enginei think most yanks would laugh if you saw how small and weak my car is lmao
>>222478568alri haiku poster
speaking of cables, i need to get some bungee cables for me bike
watching some lotr sub edish
No chance GTA VI is going to be good
>>222478588i steal mine from brazil
>>222478517Why are you defending someone who posts interracial nonce fantasies?
GTA VI rape mod
>>222478622flag checks out
>>222478604you’re right but if it is i’m gonna buy a ps5 or whatever number it is now
Rorkeypops watching the Cologne major in his XL Kalvins with a lolly ice x
>>222478527/v/ is a curious case. Your instincts are correct, it has had an influx of zoomers, but the core issue is that it's a /pol/ refugee board, which means the entire board is propagated by ESLs.
I wish I could do my incelwalk on Figueroa Street, Los Angeles but alas I'd be arrested for loitering.
>>222478546What changed?>>222478569>The board has 30+ year old threads now so not everyone's a childReally? I'm assuming those are a bit better?
Not getting GTA VI at launch. I might get it at some point but it's not a must play for me. I prefer quality games like Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts than flavour of the month normie slop
>>222478527lot of south americans there now and it shows
>>222478604true, gta v was shit as well
>>222478666Yeah but they're quite depressing, just nostalgia rants and posts about having no free time
>A controversial Green Party candidate has narrowly won a London council by-election despite backlash over previous posts on social media. >Ms Lie had written: “Almost fancied the Indian guys at the swimming pool yesterday. Despite their thick prickly torsos and rapey grins.”>She won the seat with 1,340 votes - ten more than Labour’s Alex Brooks, who came in second.
>>222478567/v/ is also full of hardcore system wars between pc, nintendo and playstation
>>222478600the fabled incel attic
Mastering the art of the Indian Rape Grin
/v/ was only ever good for e3 threads
>>222478724If she was my mum my entire life would revolve around having my face in her arse. I'd remove all the chairs from the house and force her to sit on my face. I'd make sure wherever she was, if she needed to chop carrots or wipe a mirror, I'd be there so she could perch her fat arse on my face.
>>222478713wtf i love green party now
I live in Birmingham and I'm gay and want sex, I'm currently by the art museum and I've got a big arse ready for cock.
>>222478713>ms lie>spits nothing but the truth
>>222478756Meant girlfriend not mum x
>>222478666the internet changed, the kind of people that have access and know about 4chan changed, a kind of game theory played out until the best way to act was a defensive posture leaping on all weakness which obliterated any kind of originality, it's too easy to dox people now so not so many personalities can exist or funny projects, 2016 happened, anti-establishment cultures were replaced by establishment backed anti-establishment culture war aesthetic, and above everything the idea that 4chan is a nasty place where you're supposed to be nasty has gone from a funny meme that mainstream thought to the reality of this platform
>>222478741… i’m not an incel :(
>>222478775brown hands typed this post
>>222478713does she post here?
>>222478756based
>>222478794lie on
>>222478713Kek
>>222478775how big is your arse
>>222478796I'm white and my arse cheeks are as pale as milk
>>222478713>The charges officer?
>>222478713
>>22247881838 inches (I'm skinny so it looks huge)
>>222478836sex
>>222478853post it.
Hell yes I'm black
Currently taxing the rich
wot if yer oven had an arse
foodgeek
Why is brit so slow lately?
>strait closed againthis war will literally never endit's not good for my equity
>>222478903not a lot of posts
>>222478903Beautiful day all the shaggers are down the pub in the beer garden watching the footy.
warwick davis compact sex arse
it's in the bagthanks for the advice lads
>>222478784>anti-establishment cultures were replaced by establishment backed anti-establishment culture war aesthetic
>>222478903a rise in clue gaining and no new blood to replace them. soon there will be just a few clueless souls remaining
>>222478921lad...
>>222478921don't get that one
>>222478921um
Hey lads wouldn't it be funny if someone created a video chat page and put gay porn on there and we all watched it together pretty fucking funny eh haha
>>222478921Alri Ashley
>>222478921>Ashley
>>222478940>>222478941what's wrong with it? too late now mate should have said somethign earlier
>>222478882*takes out a low interest loan from a private bank using my assets as leverage*tax that mate
Sir Barring Ton
I'm back home now and ive reviewed this thread and I'm giving it my official 4/10 rating, thank you
>>222478903Arent you guys protesting right now?
>>222478947oh fuck i have doxed myself haven't i
>ashley barringtondid he use his mother's amazon account or something?
>Ashley Barrington
big man barrington
>>222478953cancel it and get literally any other one the B8 is a known piece of shit the charge port will break immediately
genuinely think it could be funny to convert to judeism just to ragebait browns and leftards
Reminds me of the whole Scraniel saga.
>>222478976Ashley is a male name here
how do i delete a post
>>222479004Put your full name and phone number in the name field then type [delete] in the comment field whilst quoting the post
>>222478966>I'm giving it my official 4/10 ratingbut enough about your missus
>>222479004not me btwdon't think a name is enough to identify me given it's so common
>>222479004Bottom right
>>222478985time to go outside buddy
crazy how in movies and video games people stab through clothing to inject themselves
archives will have anything you post before you can delete it
>>222478985not a very mature reason to convert to a religion is it? grow up
>>222478996LOL dont call anyone cody ever again
no one interested in my arse?
On the phone with Amazon support right now.
>>222478527/v/ is 5 different groups of discords and paid shills fighting for supremacy. The normal posters have all left
mutilating my cock to own the libs
>>222478990looks so nice
>Ashley is a male name here
>>222479070no smells awful
>>222479070hard to believe that image is real lad it looks strange
>>222479007the lads
>>222479054I also think there is some good wisdom in the more esoteric side of things, like the kabbalah
>>222478985Fairly certain it's difficult to convert to Judaism as opposed to islam which is just repeating some wordsWould be better off just pretending you're a jew
night off the booze for me. Yep it's nothing but clean living and suicidal thoughts for me
>>222479086
winetoil looms
>>222478903Spaki meltdowns for 12 hours a day drive people away
>>222478996
there's a lad in our area who everyone knows and likes who we thought was a chad shagger deanoturns out he's a bender and planning on marrying his long term bfnot even jokingfunny thing is is that I was at a house party years ago and he kept pinching my arse but I thought it was just bants haha
Business Idea: AreolaAI and train it on scraped/hacked and user submitted titpics to map out the overall size of women's areolas in any given country.
Ashley only started being used as a girl's name in the last hundred years, before that it was almost always a boy's name, ashleigh is the girl version, americans just started using a boy's name for a girl's name
You have Yanks called Stacey and Cecil don't be laughing at Ashley an actual boy's name
>>222479007So this is the so called "Western Civilization" I hear so much about...
cousinstein already asking me to lend him moneyFUCK OFF!
Tracy was originally a male name
45 minutes until World Cup toil
Americans call boys shannon
ashley defending his masculine name with honor
>>222478996Do brits fucking really?
Baby Diego
>>222479155Looking forward to seeing Ireland play.
SIR ashley barrington
>Ashley is a given name which was originally an Old English surname. It is derived from the Old English (Anglo-Saxon) words æsċ (ash) and lēah (clearing, meadow) and translates to "Dweller near the ash tree meadow".[1]this is just an americans are dumb moment
genuinely actually literally knew a lad called Mike Hunt who changed his name to Robert when old enough
brody cody and chodeighvius having a laugh
>>222479141cecil was huge here
doing a watchhttps://youtu.be/HKH_MtLJimg?is=RDyMcEzrHpV_Iglh
>>222479185kek
popping to lidl for a sweet treat. Any suggestions? Might go for profiteroles
>>222479203massive seen him standing astride all of africa
>>222479061>>222479125>>222479174?
>>222479070any pics in lingerie?
Glass houses Yanks
>>222479070I'd have a go on it
Le'Dell, Chantayay and Jaden ganging up on Ashley
>>222479233he looks like a bette midler fan (if you catch my drift)
>>222479227yum yums
ashley desperately googling his own name to find the gvrmanic anglo saxon masculine origins and some random american actors
Do brits ever mock American accents between themselves?Like in my disc its only Americans but whenever someone is doing anything with numbers we always follow up with "MAFFS INNIT?" and giggle.
Been into town seen a lot of bare tummies
>>222479266t. teyton diangelo
>>222479266it's not actually me i don't care if some americans are unfamiliar with british names
>>222479286American accents are so fucking whiny and nauseating to listen tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rncAgAdbCUs
>>222479266it's old english
Sir Wankard Pooser
>>222479233You wouldnt make it past grade school in America if your first name was Ashley desu. Even the girls would bully you.
come on guysstop bantering me made a mistake with the amazonshan't be doing that again
>>222479296you're home now, you're safethose tight exposed tummies can't get you anymore
Mashallah
>>222479296actually fucking mental how horny it’s making me seen the pengest ting in my life earlier dressed like an absolute slut first time i got a boner just by looking at a woman irl for years aaaaAAAAA!!!!!
me da when i turn on waze and input destination before driving off
>>222479240will have a look hold on x
mad how arthur is a celtic name but here it's mostly associated with muslims because they really like that name
>>222479353leftypol's dad
>>222479306t. ashley rodriguez
>>222479286when impersonating a gay person people do an american accent. like the gay chinese man on SNL
New business idea: accussing someone of being a specific poster you just made up and keep it going until the /brit/ psychosis believes it's a real singular person>>222479286obvious winkydink post trying to rile people up baka we know it's you
>>222478996OMFDSSSSSSSS
>>222479365no muslims i've ever met is called arthur
how do i stop google giving location based resultsi already turned all the settings off
>>222479360gladiator on the field?
>>222479364Ok
Rorke: Warranty! Got to get the warranty activated! Move out of my way! I need the computer to activate my warranty.Leftypol: Consumer rights maaan. That's free labour dude, you don't have to activate shit.
>>222479394duckduckgo you can set any location
>>222479402ex took this last year xx
>>222479357Nice to have a quick glance but you sound like a raper
>>222479422how did you get that arse
>>222479415i recently learnt that warranty is mostly a marketing thing and there's no need to activate it
right and we’re supposed to believe that yh
>>222479442just genetics, but also the angle and the camera lens makes it look bigger
>>222478996'kin ell lad you've embarassed all of us
>>222479422ever had it bummed
submitted a support ticket to Bumble to get them to fix their app so i can find a gf and be happy maybe
do gays get a stiffy whilst taking a shit
real or false positive?
>>222479422wish i lived in birmignham
Once fucked a lad named Ashley he was quite feminine and delicate. Always wondered if there was a bit of nominative determinism at play.
>>222479538that's my brother's name
brit niggas really be called ashley
>>222479538well the ashley here had to ask 4chan if a jump starter actually worked so you're onto something
right well that's gay porn
I really like this small unknown band on Spotify they have less than 500 monthly listeners. If I bot their views for them would that help them or hurt them?
>>222479566scream
SEX 79: PORN ON PS4
cody still on about ashley
>>222479517looks like a sumerian curse has been placed on your hard drive matey
*in Borat's voice*my life a gay porn
>>222479552why is he so yellow
just not you though is it
>>222479552um
>>222479596his mum is half black
>>222479552bart shagson
>>222479592somehow laughed at this and it's not even the first time I've seen it
>>222479566psc
>>222479596homer simps
Really like the Aussie accent ngl. They sound so nonchalant and smooth and cool.
>>222479566scrije
>>222479608hmm>>222479626more likely explanation
>>222479566raor
>>222479596chinese
>>222479552
>>222479596little asian fella
that is literally me btw
ashley mathesonwhat a pair of chebs she had by the way
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1781959570391068.jpgthoughts?
aint clickin
>>222479677that your mum?
>>222479574botting just rapes their algorithm discovery almost irrevsibly and dooms them. spotify can tell straight away
was an autistic lad who worked at the same mcdonalds as me who would mutter 'my wife' in a borat voice at random intervals
>>222479677fat sowbut yeah would plap raw and not pull out obv
>>222479706the word "there" at the beginning of that sentence would help. assumed you used to be an autistic lad initially.
>>222479706sche probably posts here
im an autistic faggot
>>222479738ok
>>222479723whether or not you pull out doesn't really get rid of the risk of pregnancy
Just stuck a cotton bud in my ears and fucking hell it was like digging for gold huge clumps of wax coming out
>>222469996>>222469996>>222469996New
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>>222479797sc
>>222479797alri matt how you been matestill at maccies?
New>>222479835>>222479835>>222479835
>>222479823...ʸʰ ᵃˡˡ ᵐᵃʰ ˡᵃᶠᵉ
