actually i'm warning the janitoryou touch another /brit/ thread, sunshine, and i'll put you out of business
sweden comeback here we go
Be right back forum
there's an unused thread on the log that janman could sort out instead of being a jobsworth
hope ew logs in later and sings us a songx
Lightly toasted ciabatta topped with a spread of cream cheese, truffle thick cut smoked salmon, apple balsamic vinegar and a sprinkling of dill
>>222482244>willyslol
What can we do about Egypt? He was gone for a few hours and now he's backWhat does he get out of it?
>>222482244Posh cunt and fat cunt
I'M THE LEADEROF THE /brit/ TEAMAND THEY LOVE ME
>>222482244would eat these in 20 seconds and those fancy ingredients would make 0 difference, coulda just ate the bread plain
it's fathers day tomorrow
>>222482305bloody bitch bastard
Day 7 of BPC-157. I'm not gonna lie and claim it has cured my knee injury. Feels a bit better but could be placebo. Will report back in a week.
>>222482244>dried dill
>>222482311already sent me dad a card and a book
>>222482326this is our mantra. this is our motto.
>>222482334charity shop will love that
>>222482297I'm not fat, I'm not posh, but I was raised well in a middle class family. Can you understand now why I despise the lower class neighbour at my newly purchased first home on a busy main road? Bet she doesn't even know what a salmon is unless it were in the shape of a frozen chicken nugget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MTvHCUAsS4
>>222482326Why are you obsessed with that picture?
Common as muck
crazy how women wear thongs willinglyjust a thin strip of cloth that gets sucked up their buttholes
really puts things in perspective
real janny wasn't happy with that fake jannyso you read my other post up therethink on, sunshine
Happy as a clam
I suffer exceedingly for want of vagina
>>222482412Thought this would be a Ken Cheng aah post but not it's a real deranged LinkedIn AI spammer.
>>222482311Fuck Who doesn't anyone tell me this stuff like a week in advance
>>222482412that son...chris hoy
hello
Hydration break
Experiment successful. We can keep egypt in the old if we reply to him.k
>>222482311i know. cant wait to get my gifts
LIGHT IT UP NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBBZLaA6X4k
Hello up very late me going to bed now goodbye
i got my dad the illiad and the odyssey for f day. we're going to see the later in theaters with relatives when it comes out, but im worried it will be 3 hrs of low-effort big-name slop
>>222482454sqeal
Ok so it turns out sisterberg has sorted out Father's day Good shit
>>222481579woke on a maddon
right well
dont like it when the trannards have a longer thicker gock than i do
The shop>2 cans dragon soop>1 pack bacon>apple turnovers>chocolate covered marshmallow bars>rib n saucy nik naks
>>222482477See you tomorrow humbert
you guys have no idea about the chipotle method yet do you?
Heck yeah I'm black
>32>been on the chon since 07>future sold out>AI prison almost here>WWIII or other mass depopulation event almost here>stuck in the permanant underclasshonestly thinking about exiting with boner pills, mandy, coke and some hookers tbqhfam
>>222482461
>>222482485It will essentially just be slop
I'm the blackest man sitting in this chair
>>222482477Ruby Wax
>>222482505The runt shop as it were
>>222482502wait until you find out about niggers
>>222482412smells like horse shit, worse in fact.
>>22248231111 years since i saw him, 20+ years since we were on speaking termsalways found it weird seeing mates get on with their dads when I was at school
got a cornettothe cheap own brand ones though as im a tight cunt
Is this pork halal bossman?
Love a tight cunt me
If she just gave someone a chance that isn't rich and famous I'm 100% convinced she would fall in love with me and marry me even though I'm a 35 year old man
>>222482375is that the jewish vegan health bloke who thinks eating an egg a day will kill you?>>222482393good show that was
>>222482524i do all that shit on the weekend then go back to my mindnumbing office job
any druk man in
Wanting a wank but I've just not been into porn recently Dunno what to do
>>222482586maybe it's time to get onto dogs arses
>>222482582Staying off it
>>222482586you tried dogs arses?
>>222482593>>222482603
>>222482586arse dildo
>>222482586dog dildos
>>222482536i dont have sex with black men
>>222482603>>222482593
>>222482524gonna buy a house in empty spain for 5k and live off grid me
Second beer garn down the hatch nows x
oh my days timmy
>>222482524I'm not a doomer at all but I just realised the other day that I don't think beyond my lifetime at all because in my head, it's just obvious that we'll all be dead either from climate change or world war. It will either be at the end of our lifetime or within gen Z's lifetime
>>222482582Pissed as a parrot
might kill myselfor maybe take my chances in Australia
they got mousey in leith
>>222482582Drinking but not drunk. Not going danny boy mode tonight x
green eyes don't existthey're just blues eyes with the slightest hint of brown
green paint doesn't existit's just blue and yellow paint mixed together
cheesy michael
>>222482724then its green paint
cheeesy michael open up the door
My virginity is important to me
>>222482688care bame poo special for supper
olderfatterbalder
>>222482738important to lose it, yeah.
Damn I missed out on a lot growing up. Oh well, fuck it.
might have a beeroid
tonights plans are get pissed and watch youtube day in the life vlogs of korean and japanese cuties and imagine having a gfalso Casualty
colours don't exist as physical properties of things
******
>>222482771Have one. Have two. Have three even.
>>222482530kek
>>222482786RED CARD!
lissa loo
has 4chan been laggy for anyone recently?
mental watching a real game of football after the sped scottish national team last night
>>222482794a dangerous prospect
>>222482802Ugly runt
>>222482802would love to sniff her crotch
>>222482795always trying to shame Christiansthey'd never say>woman had sex while wearing islamic garment
>>222482804>Post Timed Out?????what were you trying to say anon?
>>222482763Don't touch my penis or anus
>>222482818they've been really disappointing so far
57 year old uncles new gf is 29
>>222482847The daily mail would absolutely say that you lunatic.
divegrass is ancientneed a new name for this gay ass sport
>>222482864*touches both at the same time*
north americans have national teams and ethnic teams to support :)
>>222482773sauce?
>>222482870hope for us all
>>222482167I legitimately just don't know how I can be confident because I am just a useless fuck I look in the mirror and wonder if God has a sense of humor or malice
>>222482870women in general are immature. They should always date olderMore secure, more experienced, more reliable. As long you don't date 50 year old drug dealers with 7 kids
>>222482870past a certain age a man without a much younger gf can be a bad thing
>>222482901Hes 6'4 and has a full head or hair but yeah
>>222482889recorded some women walking outside
Had a proper autism moment on the bus earlier. Some old lady woke me up to ask if she could sit in the seat next to me but before she could sit down the bus lurched forward and she fell over. She was on the floor screaming but I was so disoriented from being woken up that I just stared at her and asked “yer alri?” until someone else told the bus driver to stop and saw to her.
i'm in my earthen dwelling
>>222482882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtU2cvXCX0
very unfair on sweden who have ripped the dutch a part at times but also very apt because they are a cuck nation.
Ichigo would win the world cup
>>222482918cute pic ngl
how do I approach my mum and ask her to be a guarantor for my loan
>>222482918Not a woke leftypol type but this is objectively pretty weird. Brother was at Uni before she had even been conceived.
>>222482941cunts watching live europe parliament sessions
>>222482964okay woke mong
>>222482939i cant believe they raped an entire pig just for this youtube video
sup bbgirls
>>222482964what does your brother have to do with this?
leftypol thinks love is love until it's between a 21 year old literal child and a 27 year old predator
is this the least popular game at the world cup
482982Pathetic desperate attempt for attention
Jarvis, clear up 2.11MB of data space
I think God is cruel for making me a sperg but not a good kind because I am not that smart and all I wanna do is just travel, study history and languages
if you knew rorke you'd know there ain't no way rorke is doing 20 years inside
>>222482986Alri
netherlands scored all their goals the same way
awful awful thread
>>222482995scream
lil Rorke spotted
grown men rolling around on the ground crying, chrissy. crying. italy weren't even invited, and if they were the team would look like a popeyes in harlem.
That's the wizza ordered x
>>222483019ktimonly thing i had in school was getting good grades but i'm not even smart
>>222483032leftypol mate... you can't take picture of kids in public you know this
>>222483032bames intimidated by literal children
>>222482795I had a lot of sex with a Christian Swedish kindergarten teacher last summer. And it's said in the Bible that you shouldn't judge outsiders because they're judged by God and we should keep fellow Christians accountable.
>>222483019ktim but i'm not even good or knoweledgable at the things i'm interested in
>>222483032get the rorkes raped
>>222483049Worst shit in school was that people didn't think k was a school shooter I was just invisible because I learned as a kid most people would hate me so it was better to be silent
dem irish bois
>>222483024
can GUARANTEE you like i would actually bet my life on it that if that pic had been a bame the thread would have been immediately deleted but british people love hating themselves
>Murder investigation after boy, 17, fatally stabbedRorke rapidly hitting F5 to find out the skin colours
>>222483032He cute.
>>222483066Only languages I bothered to learn was Spanish and French because I thought it would be useful
i want to get into pimpinghow do you get into that?there an nvq you can do?
>>222483090could never find her attractive because she has an ugly bunion
>>222483032basedsend them back
>>222483090need to see a dark log slide out those pale cheeks
Surely one beer wouldn't hurt...
we all just varying shades of red, blood colors the skin x
>>222483100hope it's bame on bamelike a two for one deal on getting them off the street
>>222483132first you absolutely NEED a gold chalice
>>222483120after 6 years my polish is still terrible, feel like a mexican or paki
>>222483032This is what Adolescence was about.
>>222483160ktwm
>pump turkey 5-1>get pumped 5-1 off the netherlandslevels upon levels
ITV with an entire hour talking up the Germany vs. Ivory Coast match
>>222483133she has a great face and supple body of work>>222483137lol
there is a moment when I'm on my 4th 5th or 6th can (it varies) when I have the full benefits of being drunk with a few of the benefits of sobriety still leftjust a state of perfect bliss and feeling like that forever would be something
>I hate my voice >I hate my body >I hate my personality >I hate my condition I have no love for myself
>>222483209ktim
Clavicular talks about the weird difference he noticed between Europe and America on his first day in Paris“The weird thing about Paris that I’m noticing in Europe is everyone’s like minding their own business”“In America, people look around”
how come games used to be at 8 and tonight its at 9 fuck off
need to decide in the next 5 mins whether I'm going to drive to the shop to get booze in and watch the germany match drinking OR not do that and have a quiet, early night
>>222483209what condition?
>>222483234ok
>>222483234Loads of people stare/look at me when I go out what's he on about
>r/adhdwomen
>>222483234He's in Paris where 90% of people are either tourists or Africans and he's making conclusions about the entire continent.
>>222483258beached whale
>>222483238BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE
for me it's no booze never
>>222483234based wisdommaxxed sigma chad
>>222483258incredible
>>222483269one of the most pathetic places i've ever visitedwant them all lined up, lobotomised and drowned
don't hear many people firin' their lazers much anymore
>>222483280then call me green peace
>>>/pol/537459802Actual scream
worms in apples, not something you see nowadays
>>222483308>lined up, lobotomised and drownedktshtm
mental how i'll have to work until i die because all the pension money will be gone by the time i'm 60
>>222483318Old video and it's a fake prank to see if anyone would help him
>>222483254Asperger's worst part is that I am not really terrible looking but I talk like a retard
>>222482995hes doxxed himself
went dancing with the missus
used to like julie cash but she is so fucking bogged right now
I'm gay
>>222483269hello yes I'm very sorry to inform you that following your £2,000 consultation here at ADHD Experts LLC where you spoke to Dr Gupta over zoom I can now confirm that you do have ADHD. Yes this lifelong condition means you will now need to take amphetamines every day and in addition you will receive several hundred pounds a month from the government, for free, via PIP. If you feel elevated mood, libido, motivation and enthusiasm while taking your medicine don't worry this just means you do, in fact, definitely, have ADHD and actually this is how normal people feel all the time. Support is available to help you through this difficult time.
woman at work married a nigerian so i have to watch when i make racist comments
>>222483001not for brits who remember Sashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo
It all a simulation x
could so very easily get my willy out right now.
why is the sweden manager english?
>>222483378It's very rare that I see a post this based. Most people are completely aware of the diagnosis and prescription scam.
>>222483366
remembering that time I was thinking about lying that I had adhd but realizing adderall is not prescribed here and ADHD is not a thing imc
>>222483384teebeeh if those workers earn £8 an hour and there's 2 of them plus the manager, you gotta sell like 100 hats a day and they only sell like 20 a day
Collapse era vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk
world is so fucked up and is only going to get worse
>>222483419Bulgarians not cucked by the pharma industry. Well done.
my life a teletext weather report
>>222483410who is that creature?
>>222483410
>>222483419just brew up some meth its basically the same thing
>>222483419bit antisemetic this post
>>222483355im slow at being able to talk to people but if for whatever reason i get that time to adjust and trust them more then i can talk to themits difficult making friends but it is possible
the golden age of porn was a short period starting with the advent of high quality digital cameras and fat ass white girls, ending with bbls, filters and onlyfans.
what kind of person actually likes those ugly spherical tit implants. would rather no tits than those
>>222483491I don't want to really socialize most people would hate me
They're saying Starmer will announce his resignation in the morning.>NEW: Keir Starmer is reportedly on the brink of resigning as Prime Minister https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2068411090208268308
>>222483461Sara Jay
im on the zinc and magnesium to improve my spermule
>>222483529HE DIDN' DU NUFFINForced out by TRAITORS
>>222483384Not a simulation. Just a cover for drugs and child sex rings.
>>222483536just eat some spinach and lentils nibba
>>222483450Yeah it's very difficult to get anything here except very weak benzos. For strong painkillers who have to be recovering from a car crash or going through chemo. >>222483471I have a few recipes but always failed a would blow myself up. >>222483530>pornstarewww
honeywhose idea was that
>>222483530Mad how you could get by in the porn industry lookin like this and just doing knob in fanny. Now you gotta do 12 man piss gape gangbangs just for a chance
>>222483523thats what you tell yourself is it?
for me it was flower tucci and phoenix marie
>>222483529it's an unjust world
heard porn is really bad for the brain and makes you depressed so i dont watch it
>>222483561Love inserting as the woman in those videos imagining all those big rough blokes ruining me
>>222483561I think she got famous because she did interracial during a time when no white women wanted to.
>>222483550>always felt>>222483536Got that magnesium glycinate and zinc glacynate last week
>>222483570this plus alexis texas and kelly divine
>>222483577retarded fag
>>222483549that's wokei do eat quite a bit of spinach actuallyput it in smoothies and stir fries
>BREAKING: Timmy is reportedly on the brink of scoring an early bedtime
>>222483557bee
>>222483617yepyesvery much so
Free Lucy Letby
Where is the love, lads?People killin', People dyin'It not righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QenC54YUQ0k
>>222483599A jewish trendsetter
Gravy's good tonight.
I'll be really upset when he goes. No chance Burnham is as memeable as Sir Keir
Sorry, [text redacted] but we need him for the football team
The coom stack is Zinc (glycinate), Magnesium (glacynate) Selenium, L-Arganine,L-Cysteine, L-Carnitine, Lecithin
Why did the Jews and the masons want to destroy the gaelige languages so badly? Why not welsh? Sometimes I wonder if there are truths only understood from thinking in a different language
>>222483624no need for this
Sir Queer Bender
>>222483703all made up nonsense by professional victims
>>222483633
>>222483703may was gaelic heritage month where i live
>>222483721id love to rape his bussy and shoot my nut down his throat
>>222483703Still mad about their capitivity in Egypt. Pharoah probably made them speak oiriish
>>222483703welsh was also suppressed the famine and highland clearances are why gaelic is worse off
um
why is porn so jewish?made mainstream and legal by a jew, most porn companies owned by jews, onlyfans is the largest corporate donor to aipac...
>>222483732Nova Scotia and new foundland should secede
that trump's got a funny hair cut doesn't he
>>222483742um thats kinda freaky :>
>>222483158I smell a second series.
my brother slingshot a cherry tomato at my back earlier and it still stings
hey bunkie imma make a particle accelerator you want somehell yeah I'll take somefo sho man I gotchu
>>222483799is your brother dennis the menace?
>>222483799escalate matters
>>222483813pscrmm
>>222482244for me its bagel, cream cheese, salmon, lemon juice, pepper
>>222483777checked and based pilled
Working with a Jewish guy sometimes, took him to a Turkish restaurant once too see if he would get startled but he was cool, he actually liked it and went back.
>>222483796
>>222483799turned you into bruschetta
>>222483032imagine he was saying nothing and the inbreeding inducing schizophrenia is making him hear things (very common, ask nowak)
Sir Adana Kofte
got a black man's pinch
one red-hot zinger aimed straight for the prospective newno further updates to follow until then
my bum
>>222483928Adana Kebap MC
>>222483032nonce taking photos of kids
the back of the club, sippin' Moët is where you'll find me
what does 'ktim' mean?
>>222483775i think the first time i experienced antisemitism was when i was watching curb your enthusiasm and he's at this pornographers house having dinner and they're all laughing and joking about porn and him making porn in an upper-middle class dinner party settingi'm not a prude but something about it repulsed me and i realised these people are really different
>>222483955a scot telling his family how his first shift at a takeaway went
>>222483974keep talking: I’m masturbating
>>222483974keith totally impregnated me
RIP Clint Eastwood
hi
just held and gave and did it at the right time
>>222483974Keir 'tarmer in mourning
sources tell me starmer is stableplease god
>>222483966went to someones house once and he had 10 empty moet bottles bellow his TV - so cringe...
>>222483995made me check happy?
>>222484019>>222484019>>222484019
>>222484017thanks for sharing
cum
not sure where to walk tomorrowhave to find some time to speak to my father
