cymru against sober football edition
sneed
my willy is on fire
Keep farting on the bf
>>222485997Wales always be talkin' 'bout some cum reee
Kill our farmers
just adult-molested myself
Saw someone doing a fent lean in the grocery store. ~35 year old woman just slumped over on a shopping cart. Was standing in the same spot when I came in and came out. Bleak shit
rape rorke
>>222486035boring, pointless webm
performing cpr on the west
fuck's SAKE scotrorke
Larry Harryman and Toby Stilton
wanking in my orgone accumulator
>>222486059don’t politicise this
>>222486059theres toby gone for good then
>>222486059He'll get a life order as the courts are forced to hand out the most severe possible sentence
>>222486035looks like my mum
i'm 36
that's fathers day sorted
>>222486011>>222486022>>222486029so these are the zingers i've heard so much about?
got the new fent cream latte at starbucks
>>222486052
>>222486088screeching
rorke feeding his dad diddy squad crisps
>>222486099yeah i got my dad diddly squat as well
>>222486059/brit/ condemns this heinous act against our Muslim population
Don't look back in anger
>>222486113just two autistic lads hanging out
toby makes me think of toby maguire actually
>>222485997
>>222486059Rorke is a national danger
>>222486036farmers are so retarded. they take their tractors to protest the government on taxes and lack of subsidies but then embrace every other change that ruined their industry so that farming can now only be done effectively by a bill gates corporation
>hard blokes*cors quietly*
shaking my little white arse
Laura Woods cocaine break
.
Rorke's mum regurgitating food into her son's mouth like a mother bird
Sir Kill Farmers
mumber gets so jealous of dadberg's presents on fathers day yet dadberg thinks only kind things of mumberg's gifts on mothers daythats really men and women summed up
>>222486167*ums in total silence*
>>222486059I cannot and will not comment on an ongoing investigation. I urge /brit/ posters to do the same and refrain from speculation
Considering joining the army because they play football in the adverts
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkBQAvAFjus&list=RDfkBQAvAFjus&start_radio=1
France against Germany in the round of 32 would be funny
>>222486212Good lad
>>222486216What about in the round of 64
caffeine-free Pepsi Max is a cheat code
>>222486195tf would she be jealous of? aftershave? a new belt?
>>222486224he's fucking done it
father's day is woke, it's only like a hundred years old while mother's day is an ancient tradition
would rather have 3 boogers of perfect consistency out of my nose for scran than the finest cuisine on earth
he's cooked fried up packed up rolled up chopped washed it's over se acabou c'est fini
for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fLiDjLf5c
just saw a Titch being posted at 10:04pm
BITCHES LEAVE
>>222486238AI slop
>>222486212i was sat behind some army lads on the train yesterday and one of them was clearly just making up stories off the top of his head or telling a real story and realising it wasn't exciting enough so he would obviously start adding lies to make it sound better
>>222486242Why do you keep posting fake news?
wtf who the fuck is the haxan cloakwhat kinda music was i into
You will all miss Starmer.
>>222486198didn't John Swinney have to apologise after condemning that 12 year old girl who whipped out a knife on that migrant because it was proven that he WAS actually making sexual comments towards herThe reddit threads were all siding with the grown man over the 12 year old girl too. Their mea culpa on r/scotland was very humorous. Deeply unserious nation.
>>222486242
>>222486242How many times have they said this now? Keir still here x
>>222486242It's a shame he has to go, never been a more memeable PM
>>222486230that doesn't exist silly x
Starmerbros...
SLAGS DEPART
Starmdog never quits
>>222486290The Sir meme will live on
>>222486212saw a vid of a scouse lad who spent 6 months straight underwater in a submarine could never do that you knoweven for our shut-in incel selves seeing the sun everyday is kind of necessary for mental elf you know
>>222486290The past 10 years we've had plenty of memeable PMs
>>222486238wtf would btw
might look back in anger
>>222486318nah just boris and lizzy i don't remember the otherscorbyn would have been kino
About to watch this Eastenders bros because I've no idea what the fuck its about
sir useless wanker
wondering what the country would be like today if Remain won the EU referendum vote
Sir Dead Gimmick
I just don't understand why everyone hates Starmer
to scran, or not to scranthat's the question
>>222486361we'd all have EU gfs thank to being part of the Shagthem Zone
>>222486361loads better
Sir New Gimmique
>>222486369
>>222486361covid still would have happenedukraine war would have happenedmigration spike after covid fall would have happenedI'd reckon Nige et al would feel more embolded than ever
btw i just realised it will be the 10 year anniversary of the EU referendum in 3 days' time
>>222486361flying cars, fusion reactors, personal assistant robots for all, etc
>>222486354there's more popular moments
You want sum? I'll give it yer.
>>222486395ok
>>222486361Would unironically move to Italy and live there for the rest of my life
Dame Keira Starmeress
It's not right is it
>>222486407reminds me of those small and fluffy but grumpy dogs
>>222486412no you wouldn'titalians do everthing in their power to leavethey've got a median age of about 50, taxes even worse than ours to pay for the giant state pension, bangladeshis en masse to make up the difference, african scammers in the historical nice areas
On the penicillin, steroids, antihistamines, paracetamol, strepsils, vienetta, and chicken soup.
Save Italia Save BritainSave America x
yer nan in a wetsuit
>>222486361We'd all be millionaires and all the darkies would leave
>>222486113It's funny that the kid is actually autistic and we now have everyone claiming to be "on the spectrum" because they're awkward or shy or like trains. >>222486144
>>222486480dont get it
the muslims just have to die
who is the pengrimmest of them all
Classic chune alerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kymymy-3g
>>222486480>american slopshan't
>>222486460I still would, love the culture love the language etc Just a lovely country
>>222486492Millennials love fancy packaging
>>222486480i don't get itmost likely zoomers not understanding what dopamine is
>>222486439at least we get to be poisoned with microplastics, drink used tampon contaminated water and breathe in petrol fumes all day
just had an unusually painful poo for no discernible reason
pretty sure we all have to die mate
evening
>>222486523good, that means my voodoo doll is working
>>222486371My scran from the other day
had a nice evening walk to think things throughno real closer to any conclusions but it was nice to get out of the house for the first time in days
>>222486512>culturetad strange thing ot say in the big ol 2026thanks to globalisation all western countries have a very amerislop-esque culture You want a different culture you go to the Islamic world. That's night and day.I'd wager Italians would be disappointingly more similar to us than you'd think.
>>222486480Grow the fuck up, now.>nailsYeah, that fits. Fucking grow up.
>>222486535good evening miss, your feet smell so could you remove them from the table please?
running `sudo apt-get autoremove` and feeling good
well rorke?
>>222486535your mum having one of her nights?
>>222486544that is disgusting
>>222486513really? what kind of packaging do zoomers like
>>222486561/brit/ is a pacman general
>>222486560>):
we're top. read it and weep, engnigs
>>222486572gotta be SZs = white fillz = square
Rorke being flanked by women holding wine glasses with their bare feet on the table
>>222486585i want to meet a cute polish girl in krakow or warsaw and cum on her feet after sex
>>222486544Alri Bulgarian wife lad
>>222486572c
>>222486572SZ
>>222486608off-topic
>>222486579Yeah I'm sure Billy bear ham is more your thing faggot
I just realised there's going to be hydration breaks in the final
>>222486610>>222486623>>222486626
>>222486579It's quite nice actually
>>222486550not really true
>#BREAKING | UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer reportedly to resign on Monday, according to multiple media reports.knew this was coming but still lmao
>imprisoning a man who demanded equal official status for the welsh languageenglish are truly evil people
got isle of wight festival on
>>2224866434 more than me ffs
americans will ruin everything with their greed
>>222486637hydration breaks are good and necessary rorke. never heard of wet bulb temperature have you rorke?!
>>222486618Zdr ko stava? Otivam do Bulgaria v juli
Me?Planning to be up at 3am to watch the sunrise.
Sir Sacked In The Morning
>>222486666Conveniently not mentioning that>He was imprisoned in 1970 for his refusal to pay fines for defacing English-language road signsThey let him out early too.>serving three weeks of a three-month sentence
>>222486664it's so stupid. the incapacity of the PM is structural. it appleis to all PMs. that just means more PMs than tottenham has managers
What I've noticed is that summer is so peng simply because daylight is longerDon't care if it's sunny or raining, in fact I quite enjoy a tropical storm, just as long as it's not pitch black outside at 4pm like it is during grim depressing winter months
>>222486708you're responding to a divide-and-conquer russia botjust filter it
trying to fit in on /cum/ it not working they're all 15 years old
Why are they calling them Cote Diviore? It's not like we call Germany Deutschland
>>222486674why are they talking about ads. neither bbc nor itv do ads during the breaks. americanised media freaks
>>222486675most players are already drinking during the match and not during the 4 minute advert break you mong
reckon a PM resigning should trigger an automatic snap election
>>222486728older than you ahmed
>>222486676Oh yeah? Pretty cool, where go? Na moreto?
Why do Scottish fans do the same shit English fans do, but get away with it as the playful jocks?
>>222486740noooooo
we at /brit/ support Côte d'Ivoire
>>222486722Weirdly can still find the 4pm darkness comfy. It's the mid area of March - April that's the worst for me. Winter's dragged on so long and there's still 2 months until decent sunlight.
>>222486731if you dont ask you dont get
>>222486727Just mentioning it for people who were not aware x
>>222486745Why
>>222486744exaggerating lying prickonly gks and some times left/right backs can practically use a bottle during play
>>222486754because yanks are evil mutt ghouls
First time I agree with BBC comments>>222486738They have Gatorade ads and on American channels they show ads
>>222486731this is why the government psyopping everyone into using ‘Kyiv’ was a bad idea.
irevry coast
SEX 82: CUMTROON NETWORK
>>222486754not as many of us so we're not as much a threat to anyone. small population privilege
KWAB
Sir John Davidson
>>222486791first time watching football retard?you don't see the players drinking because they literally do it when the action is on the other side of the fieldgo watch a live game once in your life
>>222486812going to miss himx
Sir Slow Poke
>>222486791never watched footyjewish astroturfer
>>222486797we're not american and that is a BBC article are you retarded. they have powerade ads in the stadium not gatorade. that's nothing to do with the broadcaster
>>222486750I wish, no I'm going to Pernik to see the wife's family. Might do a bit of travelling though. I like visiting Plovdiv but it might be uncomfortably hot.Last year we all went to Dospat reservoir, it's so beautiful around there. A bit of a culture shock hearing the prayer calls but it is what it is, I'm sure the locals are friendly.
>>222486669I'd rather go to the Isle of Awight festival
I was watching this documentary on Ghana one time and they were spitroasting a goat over a car tire fire.
>>222486819Doesn't happen
>>222486808post feet you horny little slut
anyone feeling sad?
>>222486812sir kwab oty
>>222486837sorry I am not familiar with electrolyte drink brands
>>222486851no
>>222486731BasedBC doesn't
>>222486847im not that fucking troon
>>222486819why do you think you can get away with such outrageous lies. centre backs do not away to drink just because the strikers have the ball. it's dangerous enough for the gk to take a sip during play
>>222486851im a little bit more than just sad
>>222486843goat is a top-tier meat when done correctly, bit of marinade and seasoning with some good curry sauce makes it delectable
>>222486851feeling incredibly happy actually
jewish astroturfing in progress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2LaN6BQj3E
>>222486851I was but then I drank beer
>>222486754Scots hate Trump and love mass immigration
>>222486856i accept your concession
why does starmer have to quit because that other fella won a by election
i'm prey
>>222486861oh :/
>>222486880this is quite literally what elon and rupert lowe were attempting to incite tho, they wanted bodies and they got them
>>222486895british honour or something
If having a knife on you is armed then I'm armed at work and school
>>222486864use your brain. 45 minutes. in the history of football no one has never complained about that being too long to go without a drink. the suddenly americans host an event and they add random breaks to show ads mid half.
more like good bye Keir election
>>222486895it's beyond your comprehension, stick to my little pony faggot
think all the stupid traditions they do in parliament and the city of london are gay and wank
>>222486866KTIM
>>222486908you're also armed by having a big cock that can rape people
>>222486920ok
fucking krautistanis
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kt tunstall is looking old
VERY sweaty after runtoil
On episode 7 nows xAlso on me 7th beer xIt synchronicity xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaOG1xOk7XY
McRorke on a mad one because a Muslim team beat Scotland
>>222486955sacked tranny
>>222486955You know there's football on right
>>222486851yeah i always wanna rope on weekends
why do brits add "do" to the end of "should"e.g.>It's going to be a nice day>Yeah, it should dosounds dumb as hell if i'm being perfectly honest with you
>>222486910most of that was slow as shit in the pass back era, football is only now reaching a high pace that can compete to other well developed sports (ones with pacey ngubus). they made it faster for the american NBA audience and that generates more heat requiring more water
a nation of meek fencesitting nancies
>>222486943Suddenly I don't see
Sir Kier Resigner
>here's your next PM bro
>>222486975>Türkiyefuck off
>>222486900How has Lowe incited anything?
>>222486975>israellol
>>222486840It has gotten so expensive here on the coast, the beauty of it years ago was that it was cheap, the beaches are not so good but you can go for 2 weeks and spend not a lot of money, I remember going to Nesebar before the pandemic and sleeping for 25 Euros a night in a decent room or renting a big apartment for 80 Euro. Now it's tripled so it doesn't make sense, it's the same price in Greece and the beaches are 100x better, that's where I've been going. Yeah Plovdiv is just hell during summer, last two years we had 40C for weeks, that's why I go to Rodopi mountain which is very close, we just rented a villa there for a few days and I just came back, it's so nice. Dospat is beautiful, my dad used take us fishing there.>A bit of a culture shock hearing the prayer callsYeah that does suck but the muslims here keep to themselves and we don't have problems, probably half of the Turks are secular.
>>222486973screamingi will repeat this at work on monday when the inevitable conversation about hydration breaks comes up, despite not agreeing with youi will use this exact phrasing thanks
RIP Sir Keir Rodney Starmer 2024-2026
>>222486975all that investment in ireland and they hate them lmao
wow, no wonder mary shelley named him frankenstein
might be visiting you lads across the pond next year :)
>>222486955kys nonce
playing loud music to hide to boos
poo evolution soccer
>>222487000LOL are you the guy who made a thread stating he refuses to say turkiye the other day? made me laugh
>>222486868Goat is very good but it has to be a young one, Greeks do it so well. Haven't had it in a few years.
>>222487005>>222486900literally any moment something happens - RTC/stabbing there is a literal foreign bot farm on twitter thats primed and ready to spread disinfo
>>222487053I am and thank you for supporting the British shitposting industry
>>222486615you don't know what you wish for >:
ivory coast manager went for a poo
>>222487073Mental how this is actually true and they’re literal bots/foreign troll farms and still Rorke denies it
>>222487095poo breaks when
Ingiltere :)
remember when the media made a big joke for decades about a baby getting eaten alive by a dingo
fresh fade from turkiyeish barbers then back home for chicken kyiv.
>>222486975>N/A = Don't know, no opinion or never heard of the country>never heard of the countrythe most based people on earth
>goatit's called lamb or mutton you freaks
>>222487117off-topic
>>222487133lamb is baby sheep. goat is a different species
>>222487117Extremely lickable pits
>>222487122haha LOL yeah that was bants, baby being killed by an animal LOL
>>222487130lmao
always thought a goat was the gay rapist of sheep
>>222486968I've watched loads of footy lately. I'm having a night off.
>>222487122they found the baby's booty in a dingo den years later mate definitely happened
>>222487012I saw an image of a guy selling corn at a Bulgarian beach for €4. Not surprised that people go to Greece now. Let the tourists get scammed at the black sea instead.Yeah I might go back to the rhodope mountains. My wife said Smolyan is quite pretty. Other than Dospat I've not really been around that area. You got any recommendations?
just banged my toe and it hurts
>>222487146>different species
>>222487117sexico
just casta hex on the German team
>>222487168sex with pomni
>>222487148aren't all pits lickable
>>222487122Really? Are you joking about this? Whether you are or not, I do hate it when there is a murder or a mutilation or something and the headline about it is a pun or something.
>>222487168why aren't you posting under your trip, sacked tranny?
I have to say this World Cup has a lot of SOVL. Extremely funny seeing Yanks have their first experience of drunk Norf FC football hooligans and making outraged TikToks about how they told a woman to get her tits out
Rorkes nan lived in a cave until she was 15
>>222487181yes it is
any man of poor socioeconomic factors in
what is the average diet like among young people in this country because ive been avoiding most ultra processed food and junk and fast food for a while now and not sure if thats a flex
oooooho he used AI so he must be right
>>222487197Wouldn’t say so. Mine for example are rotten and ripe, wouldn’t force my worst enemy to put his tongue there
>>222487239I had a multi pack of hula hoops for tea
artemis fowl then... did enjoy the first four books, he was a very clever chap. never imagined him speaking with an irish accent in my head but I should have done. and what about butler then, where exactly was he from?
>>222487169obviously yet the parents weren't found innocent until 30 years later
>>222487239really bad from the state of people
Houston I think we have a problem
>copilot searchhwat in tarnation
>>222487239Medal’s in the post
>>222487215Hannah Hauxwell sex arse
tormenting a poo
>>222487168watched the last episode and the rabbit is the tranny creators tranny self insert
this real then?
>>222487289>>222487290right you two to continue posting in this thread you have to say something to prove you have BRITISH souls
>>222487267I was a Series of Unfortunate Events lad
>>222487312pls no
>>222487239judging by their ugly cottage cheese arses of teen girls in leisure wear its mainly mcdonalds and dominos
Sir Two Weeks
>>222487312@grok is this real then fr straight up bussin
£100,000,000 for Diamonde, lel
>>222487322what do you care leaf boy
>>222487314i am from india
>>222487317we know lad it began when your dad met your mum
>>222487314Used to wank over Lucy Pinder when I was younger
>>222487351I mean yea.. that's why the books resonated with me as a child
>>222487344
These THUGS are playing so dirty against Germany
>>222487336i find him inspiring
do you think poo likes being pooed out of your bum?
>>222487331guy with a Spanish accent after seeing the cost of the Koh-i-Noor
>>222487276>>222487324ok good goodi do let myself have one treat as long as its less than like 7g of sugar most days so one digestive or donut, and today i treated myself further with a flakeless mr whippy but otherwise doing good. eating chicken drumsticks and salmon most nights and finishing the night off with a bowl of clementines and strawbs. the thought of fast food makes me sick now.
>>222487382Yh you can tell they all pimp hoes n that
>>222487392British soul this
>>222487399>>222487399>>222487399
>>222486975Based Norwegians
>>222487395screaming, SCREAMING even
>>222487382african soccer is awesome. reminds me canada bullying the sissy euros in hockey
germany (slurp) - (slurp) ivory coast
>>222487267I always assumed butler was like Kazakh
