online : america derangement syndromeirl : desperately trying to take as much ranch dressing home as possible
Italians WILL dip pizza in ranch within our lifetime
>>222491473>this all gets tossed because genuine retards don't understand basic rules
>>222491676oh no not the heckin terrorist ranch dressing
can a europoor please explain this phenomenon
>>222491473wypipo sauce is pretty good ngl. imported american bbq sauce, I really like it.
>>222492203yuros don't season dey food (but they want to)
>>222492203I cant speak for the majority of europe, but at least for the UK our food controls are so strict most food tastes like utter shit. I actually like our strict control for things like meat and dairy because the shit america puts in its meats is fucked, but most of the time it goes WAY too far.A good example of this is the "Soft Drinks Industry Levy". Almost all UK soft drinks have no sugar in them. why? the UK government taxes you to shit if you put any sugar at all in your drinks with the stated goal of getting rid of sugar in drinks in favour of sweeteners.Now imagine going to the USA and everything, and i do mean everything, tastes infinitely better and costs not even half of what we have to pay for it. Its really not hard to imagine why we think US food is so good.
>>222491473>yuropoors are totally going crazy for gas stations and some random slop sauce cringe
>>222491473This picture looks AI generated.
>>222491473Can Euros not get ranch? It's easily available here and I assumed the same of there.
>>222492507>Now imagine going to the USA and everything, and i do mean everything, tastes infinitely better Lmao, no it doesn't. American chocolate and candy is the most bland and bitter shit you'll ever taste. It's utterly disgusting.
>>222492195Exporting USoid food can be considered an act of culinary t*rron*ggerism
>>222492384"Tennessee hoisin," we call it.
>>222492507I've heard it said almost the exact same thing but about europe
>>222492670I've only heard that brown women bad thing about latinas, not any other brownoid woman. Not without reason I suppose.
>>222492670>>222492690non-asians are demons
>>222492690webm is too true
Why are Americans so susceptible to psyops?
>>222491473>>222492203>This is the TSA oversized liquids bin before MY FLIGHT>THE EUROPEANS have gone crazy for RanchIt's his flight yet he speaks about Europeans in the third person, which means it's some thirdie pretending this is Europeans, or just completely made up propaganda like you have been spreading about Europeans going crazy about some gas stations and whatever else retarded nonsense that you for some reason believe.
>>222491473racist prick, just say mayo monkey
>>222492942>>222492931holy seethe
>>222492554kek rasheesh you've been seething for days on /sp/
>>222491473We could have just deported muslims after 9/11 but instead we do retarded shit like this. Clown world ffs
There have been a lot of threads like this in conjunction with the World Cup.All of them share the same kind of low effort bait and features the OP getting weirdly defensive when someone points out how retarded it is, regardless of topic.
>>222493595why are foreigners so angry about this?
>>222492203Propaganda? Didn't you attend school?
>>222492931Really weird how they're falling for Potemkin village bs
>>222491473Amerijeets really think anyone believes this ai slop propaganda?
>>222493809>>222493611
>>222493822Pajeet
>>222493833why are you so angry about the fact that real europeans like america? you're on an american website and using american technology to post in the language america made you learn
>>222493855>durkadurkadurkaI don't speak pajeet, pal.
>>222493595It's weird to think that there are actually people who waste their lives posting that retarded shit nobody believes.
>>222493595And even assuming it was true, is the conceptnof souvenir really so alien to sharties that it makes them gloat? Imagine if italians made threads about confiscated olive oil on airports, that would be pathethic.
>>222494082>>222493977kek moving from stage 1 to stage 2
>>222494319>SHOWING MY BABBY'S FIRST PSYOP IS RETARDED IN EVERY WHICH WAY?!? KEK I WIN!!!Shart before posting, gasbag.
>>222494353Damn you’re mad as hell kek
Holy shit why did this trigger so many people?
>put out outrageous lie>damn why are people correcting me?
>>222494568He has a humiliation fetish
>>222492203It's because they bitched about it for decades and how stupid it was and why do Americans obsessed with it, then ended up trying it and discovering it's high mid and we like it for a reason, causing them to further overvalue it psychologicallyHidden Valley's export future is bright
>>222494568>>222494602You want it to be a lie so badly bro
>>222492507You don't know anything about our meats and are a victim of propaganda intended to prop up your local industry. Which is fine except you always go on about it to us.
>>222492554You will eat the 99% cacao vantablack chocolate bar and you will grin and say it tastes like freedom.
>>222494627>>222494633>>222494633>>222494638Stop bumping you garbo thread. This was sad before, now it's pitiful.
i ate one single tiny american lemon taffy and had a minor stomach ache within 30 minutes
>>222494698The American chemicals are inside you now and you will turn into an American within two more weeks
>>222494696you garbo thread
>>222492554I don't believe you because of how BS the bread thing is
>>222494726Bread here is cake. Donald Trump tried to bring fake American bread to Paris and a street sweeper there slapped him and stomped his balls flat, then he got arrested for food terrorism and lying about bread. Now Americans are legally required to call their sandwiches cake sandwiches. Justice has prevailed.
>>222494726He’s obvi lying out his ass
>>222492203we don't have ranch here. That's the only reason. Same reason why americans buy stroopwafels when they come here.
>>222494803We have stroopwafels here
>>222491473Americans who make these dumb images do know that you can buy ranch in Europe, right?
>>222494811fine, chocoladekruidnoten then.
>>222494698Weak ass
>>222494828It doesn't taste the same. REAL american Ranch contains>SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, WATER, BUTTERMILK, SUGAR, EGG YOLKS, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF SALT, ONION*, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, GARLIC*, WHEY (FROM MILK), PHOSPHORIC ACID, XANTHAN GUM, SPICE, PARSLEY*, DISODIUM GUANYLATE, DISODIUM INOSINATE, NATURAL FLAVOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM BENZOATE, AND CALCIUM DISODIUM EDTA (TO PROTECT FLAVOR). *DRIED
>>222493420>>222494668>>222494726>>222494763You faggots really eat Hershey's and Lil Debbies and think it's good? That's genuinely tragic. There's really good American food and American BBQ is some of the best stuff I've ever had, but your chocolate and sweet stuff is beyond horrible.
>>222495134No one eats that garbage past the age of 12 you mong
>>222495134
>>222492532Really speaks to how trashy the average euro is really
>>222491473I also brought some ranch the last time when I was in the US
>>222495188Ameritrash is just so exotic.
>>222495540Based ranch banditNot sold iyc?
>>222495134Yeah, I like Hersheys chocolate and I think euros and wannabe euros have tongue autism>>222495159Slurp more you insecure ass kisser
>>222496157No, they don’t sell it in yuropoorlandI got myself a whole pack at costco
>>222492670the dudes switching grids pisses me off, wouldnt be suprised if a women drew that
I tasted ranch it's awful. Again, I don't understand one thing about America and its fans.
>>222492547of course they can, its just not popular because its awfulthese posts are a mix of propaganda and astroturfing from a coalition of large companies and the united states government
>>222491473I don't get all those articles / posts about>DAAAAMN GURL DEM EUROPEENS GO CRAAAAAAAAAY-Z FOR [Insert Amerislop]I can literally go out and come back with a cartload of Ranch in 30 minutes max
>>222499633Because it's all done by people who have never been to a single European country.
>>222494803>>222494811>>222494846I actually drive by a farmshare every day on my way to work that advertises stroopwafels, but they are certainly not common.
>>222494638american "meat" is dogshit, your chicken is 90% brinet. used to buy meat over there because it was cheaper, therefore actually do know
>>222492507You can make ranch at home. It was made by an American that was bored as shit while working in Alaska and just mixed what tasted good. I'm pretty sure you have all the ingredients at home
>>222500231Isn't it just mayo, sour cream and basic spices and herbs almost everyone has at home?
>>222492507ah yes let's add a ton of sugar and salt to everything that'll make it taste better and give it flavour
I've read many times that ranch sucks. Though, I like mayo so maybe I'll like it.
>>222500291To be honest I have no idea what is actually in ranch but I like that the bottle has pictures of vegetables on it. And if I ever were to eat ranch it would be by dipping those vegetables in it.
>>222491473Most european are americanized beyond salvation. Especially right wingers, they loooove USA and they wish for the total desteuction of their national cultures in favor of USA culture.It's only a minority that has america derangement syndrome
>>222491473why not just use an online recipe instead of getting paint thinner in a bottle?
>>222491473The most likely scenario is this is americans trying to bring ranch shitting to Europe and having to toss it, Europeans are smart enough to know about the liquid limit because they already took the flight to UShiststain
>>222501224This is true. Rightoids want us to be dependent on cars, be slaves to megacorps, privatize everything and destroy local culture because they think it is tough and manly to live like the third worlders in lardmerica. Have you ever heard of a rightoid actually supporting their local culture? No, they go home and watch netflix and order online on amazon and then complain the things they buy are made in China.
>>222499822Why do Americans bring Ranch with them to Europe?
>>222502220>rightwingwant american Nothing culture>leftwingwant to import infinity brownseuropeans suffer, it is true
>>222492690>webmwhite boys love this psychotic behaviors because they were emotionally neglected by their mothers, so the obsessive, controlling behavior is mistaken for love and care.
Is it some kind of vinaigrette? What is the white stuff
>>222502792It is mayonnaise with sugar and garlic
>>222502326>>leftwing>want to import infinity brownsNope. It's the right wing that wants an infinity of browns.
>>222497977>the dudes switching gridswhat do you mean?
>>222492203It isn't real. It's a marketing stunt. Europeans have real food they'd never want Amerislop.
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>>222504772kek
>>222495167anonymous...you...you understand that nippon creates those flavors for tourists right...locals don't eat them...you are proving their point!
>>222491473all these tweets "euros SURPRISED at how AMAZING america is" reminds me of japanese twitter jerking each other over foreigners being amazed at their country
>>222505710I think it’s being pushed by algorithms but Americans are also so desperate for approval at this point they’ll latch onto it
>>222503837Correct the record here
>>222501224What national cultures, worshipping migrants and imprisoning anyone who dares to question it?
>>222504772and for me it's brown girls with big noses,so fork them over, argensimio.
>>222505710reminds me more of those videos where a white ytbr eats some third world food.
>>222505534Tourists are all american
>>222505710did you know japan has AUTOMATIC TAXI DOORS? AAAAAHHHH I MUST SACRIFICE MY FIRST BORN MY JOY IS IMMEASURABLE
>>222505809Yup we love and crave approval from yuros that we're not just beasts shoveling pig shit down our throats.
>>222491473i could never find that ranch thing here eitheri thought it was sold everywhere
>>222491473that cerave bottle is the forbidden dressing
>>222491473it's just yogurt dressing?
>>222510872Kek
>>222510919Not exactly.
>>222502101>Europeans are smart enough to know about the liquid limit because they already took the flight to UShiststainNot if they weren't trying to bring liquids TO America, then they don't have actual experience with the rule. Also American TSA might actually be enforcing the rule where in Europe you probably think 'who cares'?
>>222491473Very convenient of the departing Europeans to leave the ranch bottles neatly on top of the other unimportant rubbish, not leaving one ranch bottle in the back
>>222511138the TSA obviously had to stop them from picking it out of the garbage.
>>222492507Maybe but American ranch sauce is very tasteless, why choosing that
>>222491473I always make sure to carefully place stuff the airport is forcing me to leave behind gently in the bin with the label facing upward.
why does this make foreigners so mad
>>222492507>>222492507>sweeteners.disgusting. Better just have it unsweetened totally than have aspartame or whatever in there. That shit is gross.
>>222492507I have tried a lot of food in different countries, american food is unedible. Even their snacks and drinks are just blocks of sugar, I ate barely anything on my trip to usa. Germany is not great, food tastes very bad but at least its not a chemically engineered poison. Here in Bosnia, the food is the best, everyrhing we make, we make at home, nobody goes out and buys a lunch, because you will get cardboard, instead we cook our own food with basic ingredients and it takes like magic compared to the world. I have never tried british food but from what I've seen online, I have no desire to ever give it a shot. Western world is not capable of making good food, I don't know why, but they fail at almost everything, I guess that is a good an explanation as any other.
Kek theres no way this shits real
>>222492203Made up so Americans can jerk off to the idea of Europeans actually enjoying their disgusting goyslop
>>222507348Lol, you're using some AI regurgitated rightoid propaganda to form your opinions. The ones who are promoting the increasing work-based immigration are the National Coalition, the right wing capitalist party who wants to replace expensive Finnish unionized workers with cheap foreign labor that doesn't understand their rights.
>>222491473>ranch dressing and cheese whizForeigners came here and immediately came obsessed with american's last choice meal optionswhat the actual fuck
The only time I eat ranch dressing is if I want to feel absolutely disgusting and I use it to dip pizza crust in it
>>222491473I bought Hidden Valley Ranch because of all the dicksucking it and wasn't impressed to be honest.And not to be negative, one sauce I really liked is the Honey Chipotle BBQ one from Sweet Baby Ray and that one even has competition locally and still manages to be leagues above compared to Ranch that just does not exist here and still manages to dissapoint.
That is bad advice, those bottles are going to shatter and ruin your week haha
>>222518476Ranch can be alright but there is 0 good brands that are sold in bottles. the only time it's ever good is if it's made in the kitchen of a restaurant or at home. Also siracha ranch can be alright at times
>>222517880They’re literally eating what we'd call garbage
>>222492532Italian girl call it 'gas' Cringe
>>222518540Another thing you guys do really well is beef.I can't for the life of me find cuts of beef for burgers here, we must have some kind of leanness fetish, most steaks are like 95%-98% lean but with a fat cap.I can get angus or wagyu or whatever but it's specialty stuff sold with a mark up, I can't go to a supermarket and get 80/20 beef.
>>22252014195% lean make good burgers desu
>>222520299It tastes good if it's good meat but still lacks richness and depth.
>>222517842I have no doubt that there are right liberal parties who want to increase immigration, libertarians here do as well. Are the Swedish People's Party, the Left Alliance, The Green League or the SDP anti-immigration?
