>hello anon ever heard about jesus christ our lord and savior?how respond?
>>222494674sorri I dont spik inglisce
>>222494674What if i'm already going to church but not going to mormon church?
Please don't take my legos
Sure, come in
>>222494674Fuck off heathen
>>222494674I don't open the door if someone hasn't called me in advance telling that they're coming over.
No never heard of him actually
>>222494674I would love to use my hypothetical horniness-level-controlling superpowers on them
>>222494674jesus who? our what? never heard of him, sounds crazy
>>222494674Yeusha?
>>222494674hit them with the incel stare
>>222494674>Have you considered getting Blacked? Stupid christwhore
>>222494674good morning sister riggs, can we have a private chat.>*hands sister 4 eyes 10 euros for an icecream
>>222494674The one on the right has a cute nose fine rape meat
>>222494743is lego sinfull in mormonism?
Are Mormons massive manchildren
>>222495617yes
>>222495617They are but they are also very high functioning and thus well paid etc, it's uncanny, they don't lolligag around wasting time, power of semen retention ig
Jehovah’s Witnesses do this here. Too bad I'm quite shameless when it comes about my body and receive people that knocks my door wearing nothing but boxers.They knocked once, things got awkward and left quite fast.
>>222495220Based
>>222495617all religious people are some degree of overgrown children since they need a magic sky daddy to tell then what to do
>>222495766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URuKQWVUeGM
As a catholic I don't really mind them even though some of their believes are dumb as fuck. I debates them and went to their meeting (they call it a meeting not a mass) And I don't think they really "get it", they're too autistic and not really spiritual. I also don't like all the tricks they use like "selling a course". Wrapping God in a lie is off-putting to say the least.
>>222495911Sorry I though they were JW but I see they have the mormon book, never met a mormon.
>>222494674>Didn't you read the sign?
>>222494674*unzips cock*
>>222494674Allahu Akbar!
>>222494674Yes, have you?
>>222494674>sure, you can come in, but you have to take off your shoes first>hehe...hehehe
>>222494674"I'm non-religous, thank you very much and have a nice day."
>>222494674>Sorry, but I'm not going to worship a Jew.
>>222494674Id ask them if they ever heard of St.Nicholas and Arius and then punch the closest one in the face
For me it's the short one with glasses.
>>222494674you know, I sometimes wish these people would come up to me so I can learn more about them. I think Mormonism is very interesting. Kinda like if Islam happened in America. Too bad I'm muslim and they're too scared to prosletyze to muslims.
>>222494674>y’all mormons?>wanna come in and soak and jump hump?
>>2224946741. Grab. 2. Basement. 3. Feed eggs.
Unfortunately they only send male missionaries where I live. If they send some hot blond american cute girls I would pay more attention to what they have to say.
>>222498428lmaooh man you devil
>>222494674I have and i hate him and I am going to assault you by brutally beating the SHIT out of you for bringing this gay shit in my house
>>222495220Based>>222498428Very based.
