shirts edition
>>222495737alri sueposter circa about 3 years ago
>>222495753based
lads I'm boiling alive help
>>222495753>/brit/>op uses the most american image I've ever seen in my life
Just done a 6.5k trail run
rorke's mum taken him to thailand to lose her virgin
>>222495794 ok not in this heat bud
had a dream where my family imprisoned me in a house to cure my "wanking addiction" and my dad got mad and showed a porn magazine he found and said this this was the reason i was how i am, but the magazine wasn't mine so it must have been his but he refused to admit that so i stopped talking to him
rorke posting rorke posts for 15 hours a day for the rest of his life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVW5W9BkSBA
man can intea sleep on ground of the warmth
wonder if any woman has ever seen me in passing and thought I was attractive
>>222495844In English, Sven
>>222495826>Hi im bob from st. ives cornwall I'm widowed and looking for new female friends to have some good times together with please only real from cornwall thanks
>>222495841why does balding feel like a death sentence
>>222495856sc
Oh no the low twenties temperatures have curdled Sven's brain
>>222495850devil take you i cant life so here
>>222495808Not hot yet here
dreams edition is it?last night's dream was that my toilfu came to visit me and caught me watching tv, even though i don't have one and never had one in my life, and she started calling me a liar for claiming that i don't watch tv(btw i have never even spoken to her in real life)felt extremely bad and woke up screaming
This'll be mehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=KPfVxAWbHNI
Rorke said "I'm an Englishman" and he meant that shit
I could do that no problem
>>222495914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcrIGHrnB88
>>222495915Chat is this AI
>Burnham has stated that he primarily defines his identity as British rather than English, which he has attributed to his Irish heritageBased
who the fuck would wear this?i'm thinking some obese texan who drives one of those massive trucks and thinks he's hard for drinking bud and not bud light
about to weigh my dog 17 days ago he was 11.5kg let’s see what he’s at today
>>222495935you really think someone running for PM is gonna say anything that excludes large parts of the country?
the rape of rorkeking
i put the milk in first
>>222495936A boomer
>>222495936Someone with a cabinet full of participation trophies
*sincerely*alzheimers jokes, real original. haven't seen that one before
>>222495940catberg was 6.5kg last time he was at the vetchunky fella
>>222495856we're all going to be in this position one day
>>222495980you did, it was just yesterday, remember?
>>222495936whoever he is he's based he's triggered you thousands of miles away through time and space by the sheer thought of his existence
>The name Burnham is of Anglo-Saxon origin, primarily functioning as a habitational surname derived from various places in EnglandAnother plastic paddy
the world will go on without you
>>222496000i am going to be in this position one day hail victory
>>222496030
no wonder muslims are all sexperverts if you cant do drugs or drink or smoke whats left apart from getting your cock wet
wonder what ol mate sheik al britaini is up to these days
>>222496060they invented hookahs and hashish
>>222496060they do drugs and smoke thoughonly thing they don't do is eat porkyou think the ones who rape and harrass and pester are somehow gonna abide by other rules?
>>222496060They drink and smoke like chimneys secretly
>>222496094fuck off jeffo
Doing a watch
>>222496104
>>222496000the good ending :(
Doing a readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Light_boycottIt's actually hilarious how they hired a woman who then decided to make their product more "inclusive" by using trannies in adverts, then conservatives got mad and blamed it on the "woke" "European" "liberals" when it was a failed corporate strategy by DEI hire (itself a form of self- promotion) who had no place telling beer companies how to position themselves.
>>222496060they don't drink pints but they drink bottles of JD, cognac and vodka from the offie
Fuck sake fat cunt has gone up 0.1kg
>>222496132the funny thing was that the lgbt turned against them too after they tried to back pedal
>>222496132i care about this a lot
>>222496060arabs love their fags, turks smoke and drink
>>222496057when's he resigning then?
>>222496166It's hard to imagine anyone caring but apparently millions of people cared enough about it to start a national protest.
i'm aggressive to jeffo beczuse i love him
>>222496104Calm down, log lifter
>>222496094Are you actually Jewish
Keir Starmer 2024 'til Infinity.
yuros are more perverted than muzzies, muzzies just like to rape, yuros dress up like animals and gargle piss and shit
>>222496200you remember
>>222495848utterly mentaly to think supposedly birds also wanki'm ugly incel tho so i know no one has to me haha
how do you get into rowing
>>222496224I think you're fully aware that most furry scat piss weird porn comes out of America, with the exception of tentacle porn.
>>222496242think u just lower yourself into the boat
had a dream yesterday that the colossus of rhodes was found under the sea
>>222496251fink germany's got the most sex freaks per capita after japanof course a more libertine culture will have more libertines
>>222496241yeah these folk seem a reasonable bunch we should import them en masse into rutland
should i buy this katana so i can defeat my enemies
>>222496271For fart porn it's Brazil, forgot about that. And yes Germany wins at scat.
>>222496113and yet you made this in the capitalist dystopiaI am very intelligent
>>222496203Would it matter?
got the frasier on don't i
brushing my teethperhaps they'll go white rather than yellow if i do it enough
>>222496260ive found myself cheering for all these african teams at the world cup i wanted senegal to beat france and cape verde to beat spain and ivory coast to beat germany. thats how not racist i am
sucking a red leicester sandwich
>>222496333ktim
>>222496317Good lad
>>222496303whom is he talking about
>>222496317screaming love this microgimimick
>>222495929>>222496317these two posts are more related than they seem
>>222496358Jesus Christ
take a fucking gander at this janny. take a good hard look at it and then slide my cock down your throat you dirty fucker
right well that's rorke's missus isn't it
any proud farting man in
>>222496379what an odd thing to saydo you speak like this in real life
>>222496400proudfeet!
>>222496378Bit of a misinterpretation of the message of the gospels, I'd sayNeeds to read the New Testament in a bit more detail our rabbi
>>222496402yeah how about you mind your own business pal
Don’t understand the British, they call soccer football and hockey baseball and I can only use minutes, hours and seconds instead of all that metric time.
>>222496456That’s 19 seconds of my life I’ll never get back. Stupid Greek cunt.
>>222496409NO DISASSEMBLE
>>222496430He needs to read Doctrine and Covenants.
>>222496241>3 slides>picture shows 4
>>222496409screm
>>222496409He’s off for a pint.
One like this, please
Alcoholic fat unemployed bitch next door is playing the days notion remix very loudly already
that's a manbaby
Little brekkie to get my Sunday started right
>>222496499you should right the article on wikipedia
>>222496524Hate summer because all the retards start blasting their music to the whole neighbourhood
>>222496303Yeah I was gonna ask if you know how I can get a loan for between £3000-£5000 no credit no income I’m desperate
>>222496570yeah but they're bangers mate
>>222496442i have no idea about south america why are you all black or brown or white there's no rhyme nor reason to it. it's racemixing like i've never seen what's happening over there how can you even tell a local from a foreigner
>>222496317Could never get into this show but at least this hairline is getting some representation
the rorke's r cuming....
>>222496409Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
>>222495753*wears that second shirt to a footie game*
women lose interest in my watch when they find out it’s a Tudor and not a Rolex Stupid bitch it still cost me 2.5k
>>222496479look how happy he is...
>>222496515Is it really possible to suffer in sweden? I'm not so sure
>>222496647Hope Jamal nicks it from you when you're next in the city
want to wank but can't be bothered, anyone want to sort me out?
I’d suck Emma Watson’s farts out of her ass.
>>222496671Sort yourself out cunt
England 4-2 Croatia | 80,000 fans sing Johnny Rebel 'Send 'em All Back to Africa'
not a fan of jf flags
>>222496664Why would you say that
>>222496647this u
>>222496663fuck you
dadtoil looms
>>222496647no ones ever heard of tudor
>>222496699because you deserve it for buying a watch that expensive
Jamal not knowing wtf a tudor is either and steering clear of rorke
>>222496701Yes LOL but I sold that and bought a blue bb58How the fuck do you remember
>>222496663It's not, Swedish girls are perfect angels
What does peng ting (thing?) mean? I was browsing TJ Maxx and walked past these two guys. Both of them smiled at me and one said “he’s a peng ting” to the other. I just awkwardly smiled back and continued walking because I didn’t know what to say...for more cultural context they were both black guys.
I actually hope Starmer stays now
>>222496776>TJ Maxx
Right well that's a shaved chimp in a wig
>>222495772He's going to get ICE'd
>>222496774I agree. When you think about it, the best looking English roses probably have Scandi DNA from the viking age. Vghhh
>>222496774post a swedish one then
that is indeed a man
>>222496777he's resigning today
Amanda Seyfried > Sydney Sweeney
Do I go paint warhammer?
>>222496749are women actually into this look? he looks friendly and capable of protecting them. that's got to do something in their brains?
>>222496777
Is HG Wells a good writer?
>>222496804let me go one furtherRachel McAdams > Amanda Seyfried > Sydney Sweeney
world war one, or as i refer to it, war war warn
>>222496811>are women actually into xyz?the answer to this question will always be yestheres probably women out there fingering themselves to lightning mcqueen from cars
>>222496814He had some innovative ideas for the time which have mostly been ripped off to death by now. Victorian writing is notoriously difficult to read and overly wordy.
>>222496794Yes!>>222496799Malla is Swedish
2027 is so gonna be my year
>>222496847you can remove probably from that post let me tell you they go fucking mental for him
It doesn't matter who in charge white genocide will always be thea genda
>>222496863qrd?
the gender agenda
>>222496874think i explained it all in the post lad
>>222496776They were gays and they want to rape you
>>222496851lol
>>222496869
/brit/ has gone down the fucking gutterreckon that has to do with the great exodus during the world cup
>>222496774looks like a boy
>UK wages only just got back to 2008 levels. If pre-2008 growth had continued, you’d be earning £10,700 more per year right now.
theres a beast in the barnyard
>>222496888you said "let me tell you" and now you're not telling me the story behind the lightning mcqueen feitishists you're a scoundrel
thea genda sex arse
Clean shoes
the scran
annoying as fuck how the only safe drug is weed and that makes you fat and lazy
>>222496917not me im a neet you see and an autralian
any "I need to piss" man in
>>222496835Fart queen Emma Watson mogs them all.
>>222496917Cor I'd be on £110,500 then
you're making fun of rorke but you know what he's talking about and agree with him
>>222496925(mostly zoomer) women are wet for lightning mcqueendoesn't need further explanation does it
>>222496945i need to poo but dont want to cause the bathrooms cold
>>222496917are that much money?
to shave your pubic region you need a bonerbut it's hard to maintain one while trying to trimso i just had the great idea of putting my phone up in the bathroom so i could watch porn while shaving, giving it a few strokes every time it goes soft
>>222496917Why are they getting rid of Sir Keir when he's fixing the country and shit?
>>222496917Cool but I work online so I'm competing with south Asian wages instead
>>222496948vgh
>>222496948too many people on the planet we need a proper pandemic
>>222496907bro is crashing out
>>222495772not gay or anything but this is a handsome bloke
Starmer >>>>>>>> Farage
>>222496943Hot
thats bait
We lost our sovl as a nation
cant believe new zealand have moved across the world and they're still not on tv at a normal timei think of that utopia meme but it's the 'world if Uk and new zealand scheduled aligned'
>>222496966>>222496966>>222496966
>>222496963vaxx status?
>>222496996
listening to a black gay swedish man music
>>222497001some of them look better, some look worse
>>222496970Media decided
Not seen a lot of shorts today
>>222497008Nigger.
ugliest monkey lonkey flat noname whore avatarposting ive ever seen
>>222496965i cant see my willy unless i shave my pubes
>>222497016thank you motherfucker
>>222497003attention seeking
>>222497001lad on the right is clearly the date rapist among them
>>222497017Which ones?
>>222497001find this meme surreal as I was in the same year at primary school as one of these lads
>>222497014Jag älskar svenska kvinnor så mycket
>>222497021got mine on
>>222497025Weirdo>>222497054Yes
sisterbergs broken up with her boyfriend and moved back home
>>222497025>>222497035why do you go out of your way to post here in a language that isn't your own instead of your own general
>>222497001Middle 2 improved
Pengggh
>>222497071And what race do they like?
>BREAKING: Keir Starmer is officially set to resign as Prime Minister this cant be happening Starmtroopers
>>222497072get the rebound shags happening
>>222497086Boyfriend is white
>>222497080that looks well smart
>>222497073in sweden speaking we english both swedes and immigrants what language do you speak iyc?
>>222497111That’s the cuck
>>222497073i did go into /sverigetraden/ this morning and let them know how displeased we are with the situation
>>222497073you should go there and check it out since you seem to think it's a real thread with humans in it
What can I snack on if I need to stop snacking on crisps and sweets that isn't something boring like salad or lettuce or whatever
She sings and plays instruments too
>in sweden speaking we english both swedes and immigrants
>>222497111>Boyfrienddroppedshe shan't be dating me, i'm sorry to say
>>222497138Pepsi max,
>>222497087>36 minutes ago - Keir Starmer is expected to announce on Monday that he will step down as prime minister, after overwhelming pressure from Labour MPs to make way for Andy Burnham.Will it really happen? What happens if it doesn't... Will Andy Burnham roll back anything he's done?
>>222497138smeg crust
>>222497131Don't think so, mate
>>222497138*presents arsehole*
>>222497086BWC>>222497139Cute as fuck
special needs day in Sweden is it?
>>222497139>>222497154bjork stalker behaviourwhen are you gonna livestream the suicide lad
>>222497131you don't need to be like this
>>222497145English is common in Scandinavia because it's the easiest way for Danes, Swedes and Norwegians to talk to each other. Some words are similar but English is easier because everyone speaks it.
Right well none of those suggestions were helpful were they
>>222497090howling
>>222497138carrot sticks with hummusa bananasnack a jacksporridgeslices of goudablueberries
>>222497175>Cute as fuck
>>222497186You’re right. I don’t know why I do it Just boredom I guess
>>222497195nigga you are a golem
business idea: living a life of virtue
>>222497178he is a spamming pedophile who spams sverigetråden with women he stalks for 6 years now he is called sisselapedofilen or sisselacucken after a girl he stalked and spammed
>>222497139mental when you can just tell someone is going to be a massively influential artist from a young age. this is like if you found bladee in 2012.
I'm like that psychic octopus from the last world cup
>>222497147Oh well
>>222497239nigga paul the octopus died 16 years ago
>>222497236She's a wannabe crystal castles type of gal, makes that kind of music
>>222497239why does ivory coast has the flag of ireland can you tell me?
>>222497229why do you snow apes have to pollute our fine Australian general with this shite like shitskins who move to a new country and bring their old ethnic tensions with them
>>222497247hnnng
>>222497274other way round ireland is african
what caused this religious turn on the online right recently with all the tradlarpers?lockdown?
>>222497071Wait I swear you posted these two women months ago
it ends right now
>>222497329I did>>222497295
scotland is going to be celebrating losing 4 and not 5 nil to brazil. what a cuck nation
I bet Emma Watson has a pooey bum. I’d volunteer to lick her anus clean after every dump.
>>222497357she already has a guy to do that. every celebrity does. it's one of the more secure jobs in hollywood because the last thing they want is staining on their suits and dresses at the award shows
>>222497312contrarianism
>>222497381whats the entry path to this career i wonder. do you just practice on the dog at home or somethign until you're good enough
Right well its really time I clambered out of bed to greet the day isn't it
>>222497397day is basically over mate may as well start getting ready for bed and go again tomorrow
>>222497354love slappers like this
>>222497312Extreme binary thinking. Either you're a hermetic monk or a tranny
>>222497394it's usually parents whose kids have grown up
>>222497423what's the golden mean between a tranny and a monk
>>222497423You ignored me before -.-
i hate everything that exists
Probably about time I shed my cocoon and let the world see the pattern on my wings now isn't it?
why is life so long. after you're through the excitement of childhood, adolescence and your twenties you need a maximum of 5 years of adulthood . any more and it's just boring
>>222497419>Slappers
>>222497354she could definitely get it
>>222497455cute post x
just finished 100 pull ups over 4 sets
>>222497470Fuckk>>222497464So you can enjoy nature's beauty, see the pic below you
T
my cock looked so big and suckable after the shower this morning. shame i've got tiny balls
There's so much to see in this world.
>>222497470would kill to drink her fanny juice
>>222497475Get what?>>222497493
>>222497414*puts on my pajamas and sleeping cap*
>>222497493i can only do 4 but cant get past it. i try doing max reps on the bar every time i go through my door during the day but stuck at 4 reps
>>222497499a suckable cock is small. a big cock can only be licked like a giant novelty lollypop
total simp death
>>222497470Always feel jealous when I see these sort of friendship groups having fun and being cool. I cope by telling myself they have rich parents but they actually often don't. They just life's winners.
took the whip to a drive through car wash. good laugh they are.
>>222497533screaming sameexcept i really do have rich parents im just that socially repulsive
>>222497533Girls have more fun than boys!
>>222497513you add weight I could never really get past 7 without adding weight
see you laterx
>>222497504taj mahal gardens before britishers ruined it
>>222497507Lovely body. I wish kvinner didn't wreck their skin with sun tanning.
i need a green woman
been a chav my whole life really wish I could dress different but I don’t want to look like a posh faggot
>>222497582green women are trash, get with the purple nurples
>>222497582Alri Captain Kirk.
>>222497606we carry the flame
New>>222497632>>222497632>>222497632
ate far too much at a buffet and I still feel fucked 2 hours later kind of want to spew
