karl dancing with a fit arab lady edish
well she's got er belly out an that
We're all in here>>222497018>>222497018
Barry Harryman and Kenneth Cheddar
controversial but lesbian porn really isn’t that hot
not been eating much recently. need to fix that
getting a little motion
In retrospect, I probably could have had her
Sir K. Dilkington
>>222499196Me when I was on my gap year
Worst kind of person is the type who thinks they're some kind of discerning harnoswd skeptic for saying Karl Pilkington is a character
need to clean my flat for the gas man tomorrow
Protect Keir
she's hot.
>>222499157He's a Blairite so yes he is
>>222499242yeah, I like dicksx
had a panic attack attack because momberg accidentally used a caffeinated teabag to make my tea and it caused my anxiety to spike
Garry Larryman and Andy Stilton
>>222499236kill yourself
>>222499267This violates the Gender Equality Act
>>222499242genuinely not interested if there isn't a dick involved
nth for the baddiedem
>>222499264Rock star
>>222499267right well that's you banned from the massage parlour isn't it
>>222499284not on is it. don't retaliate though.
we need sir cameron :)
>>222499264you just KNOW he has a precisely four inch dick
>>222499277>>222499296i actually like solo and camgirl stuff tho
>>222499296u hay af
Fuck this, glad I'm doing fly back to England toil this afternoon
Ed Milliband is playing the long game
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
>>222499309Stay down
>>222499326not really I just need to see cock so I can self-insert
>>222499262dunno, think rapist murderers are probably worse
The Irish are known for being unintelligent violent drunks ok.
there's this bogged israeli woman on assignment at my toil and every time there's a missile attack on israel her phone plays this crazy alarm that she says can't be turned down or disabled
>not really>I just need to see cock
>>222499242Love to see Ariel X grapple a newbie into submission then destroy her the the 'rap 'n
talking dog at the shell shack lads
God I miss Taipei why the hell did I have to go back to shit shithole
>okay you pathetic little worm, get on your hands and knees and start sucking my toes
>>222499366and your mum is know for getting her cunt stretched daily
wish I was in france. reckon I would be good in paris
>>222499327>flying in the heatrip
>>222499392https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxI4QmvwOw
>>222499395>is knowIrish diaspora
>>222499196
>>222499394my my ruby very assertive todaydid alysa tell you to say this?
>>222499394>What does this have to do with books, Ruby?
>>222499373the deranged mind of the antisemite is truly something to behold
The Right Honourable Sir David William Donald Cameron, Baron Cameron of Chipping Norton
>>222499373would be mocking her relentlessly about her family being in danger
>>222499373srewawing
>>222499394Yes mummy
>>222499429Why do you spend your precious time on earth alternating between posting about interracial nonce fantasies and neoliberalism?Don't ignore me
im irish
>>222499453um you’re older than her
>>222499420hooknosed devil
don't give a fuck mei think his posts about rosenior and bellingham are funny
gf showed my son a pic of his grandad when he was his age and my lad started crying his eyes out that he couldn't meet his grandad as a kid lolgot me a bit emotional too he did
>>222499457bizarre post please seek help
>>222499393I like Taiwan. I hope they don't get invaded.
>>222499196For me it's the one where he goes into the deaf KFC and starts shouting at the workers if they can hear him
>>222499485no you don't
>>222499399in france british men are seen as fat evil ugly asymmetrical dysgenic pale recessed idiots. they mock you in a language you can't understand. in fact this is the case all over europe. you can't fight your genes
A minor setback on my Portillo summer. Time to regroup.
>>222499488never knew either of my grandads. One was an abusive alcoholic, the other a quiet birdwatching autist. The dichotomy of man.
honestly this image goes hard af
>>222499488Do you think 4chan is the place to share this? More of a Facebook/Instagram post that
>>222499504The best food on earth but I will say the Taipei zoo was kickass
>>222499523I can't share a nice story with my friends on /brip/?
>>222499488my grandad was a gay paedo who raped my dad and he wasn't even blood related he was his step dad so he chose my grandmother because he got easy access to a young boy. other than that he was a top bloke and we always got on.
His OCD has been set off like a rocket.
Ian has been abducted by Al-Qaeda so we're raising funds to get him rescued
>>222499488Wow what a mental little bastard
just found out how expensive everything isfuming
>>222499552don't think he'd want us making a fuss for him
My grandpa was a war criminal who used took part in airborne operations in Vietnam I am kind of ashamed he killed innocent people. I do not like my fellow Americans
>>222499488bizarre thing to larp about
>>222499518>He announced: “A leaked report from 2023 produced by a team at the Home Office has suggested that watching programmes such as my BBC travel log, Great British Railway Journeys, could be a sign of far-right activity.”ROOOOOORKE
>>222499522you know what they say about blokes with big hands
>>222499394Right away Miss Ruby
my one grandad was a coach driver and the other was an ice cream man
my grandad ate worms for tea
right well that's a sudden layout shift just as I was about to click on something isn't it
>>222499485Same
my grandad was called Carlos Hitler and was from Argentina
>>222499568>My grandpa was a war criminal>I do not like my fellow Americanswhat are you blaming your fellow Americans for? it was YOUR pop pops. look inwards
pizza today i think
>>222499653corr
Where the FUCK are the rorke posts? They're the only reason I come to /brit/
>>222499607saw a hilarious snl uk sketch about this very scenario
Literally going to quit drinking for the rest of the year
>>222499665rorke's on /sp/ around this time of year
>>222499654drinking guinness from the can is guaranteed spillage
>>222499665did a quite interesting one about portillo if you’d care to scroll up
*Rorke and Leftypol on a Discord call together*Rorke: Just drinking some milk.Leftypol: Creamy?Rorke: Yes, really creamy.Leftypol: I'm on the milk myself to be fair.Rorke: Creamy?Leftypol: Oaty.*Rorke and Leftypol both start chuckling**24 year old woman joins the call with her webcam on*24 year old woman: Hi Rorke. Leftypol.Rorke: Hiya.Leftypol: Yo.
rorke gettin straight teeth under the table, he gums tingling, he fingers gripping, he toes curling
met a black guy called Godswill the other day. isn't that basically being called deus vult
>>222499672Good lad, remember the cringe again when you feel like drinking
Live your dream in the Philippines
>>222499680honestly mental how beautiful she is in this pic
>>222499694you didn't "meet" him. he was your delivery driver. you never leave your smeggy incel dungeon.
>>222499634Generally being ignorant and very prideful while being fat slobs
i smell like dog food
looksmatched
>>222499713Looks like an ogre wtf are you on about
who is the pengrimmest of them all
>>222499680She's so fucking peng. I can't believe she only fucks white guys too.
>>222499718I met him when he handed it over and said ok
>>222499733come off it she's gorgeous
>>222499522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyTruRHZsFQ
scurrying around in the confines of my incel nesting nibbling on plaster pieces for sustenance
>>222499734me....
>>222499721
mad how much peep show mocks lefties
>>222499763fucking saved kekneed him in the next gta
so apparently idubbbz is now a woke mong who's getting sued for calling h3h3 a peadowtf?when did that happen?
We at /brit/ support ugly brown womenWe at /brit/ WILL spam incel at anyone who does otherwise
>>222499734Junko Enoshima
The garden of my newly purchased first home on a busy main road is actually quite comfy and peaceful even with the traffic noise as it's kind of like a white noise. The only thing that ruins it is the lower class neighbour next door when she inevitably screeches or shouts and something because it's the only way lower class people know how to communicate, luckily it's not too often
wonder if rayman has a floating cock like his hands
Lady Ash Farquhar
>>222499549right
>>222499778it is a fundamentally blairite program
>>222499782don't know since I don't give a toss about gay eceleb drama
>>222499782Shut up incel
>>222499780He would actually be a good Lester type character
>>222499782are you fifteen
Can I claim PIP for hay fever?
>>222499794sounds lovely happy for u that you've found happiness
>>222499807>>222499818once again /brit/s need to mock overrides basic rationalitymy comment was premised on the fact that I haven't payed attention to either person for a long timegrow up
>>222499782He apologised last week and h3h3 dropped the suit If you're going to spam about edrama then at least do some research you slow thick cunt
>>222499786right but she’s not a real person is she
>>222499820no just say you've got 'pression or 'xiety
>>222499763Get side quest hijinks in schizo order, the goons from sainsburys are finished
>>222499712best he could do haha
don't like using the urinaldon't see why I should piss alongside others when I have the option of using a cubicle and no reason whatever not to take that option
>>2224997824 years ago
Tim Byrne pooey sex arse
>>222499812tim sat at his command centre as he talks the main characters through the big sainsburys heist
>>222499842one post isn't spam is it, hostile little gremlin
>>222499849But that would be a lie and frankly I think sneezing 24/7 and being half blind a much more debilitating ailment
I've seen Tim's throbbing cummy penis
>>222499782Never followed idubbz, saw a bit of h3h3. Seen that idubbz is supposedly whipped by his wife. I dunno the rest but he had a catchy opening
I've seen throbbing cummy penis
>>222499847She's the only person I can think of
>>222499878sounds like you've got hay fever induced 'xiety ;)
kind of funny that you can talk about anything other than online content creators heresuch a bizarre arbitrary line for such a terminally online community
>>222499734Amy Winehouse (pre-death)
>>222499858Lmao he literally flew across the world for her too
>>222499941she was flirty and fit before the heroin
>>222499950simply not watching them doesn't explain the hostility, try again sarky cunt
zip it porke
when I see people my age who should be my peers they are all much older looking than me but have achieved much more in their life, milestones etc.
>>222499951people will do unimaginable things for love.....
>>222499972I was on your side you stupid prick. I retract my support.
https://files.catbox.moe/kfw6kw.mp4
>>222499985marathon not a sprint bro
>>222499988I apologise whole-heartedly and sincerely.
>>222499996
vape nation
interesting seeing how the price of whey protein has increased in my order historyin 2012 - 2.5 KG was £25.99 but with vouchers you could get it for £20Current price is £80, £75 with deals.The only explanations I have managed to find about this are>brexit>tories>covid>racism
>>222499986Yh she really is unimaginable... as in I would never want to imagine shagging her
Feeling nervous that their isn't a definitive song for this Summer yet AND I don't have that one perfect outfit yetttttt. Summer 2026 might just end up being a complete wash idk...
macafee
best yters are smaller channel hobbyists sharing their passion ecelebs are all gay and annoying and constantly drone on about their gay annoying drama
>>222500024it's 360 still
>>222500024Slayyyter Dance and Beat up Chanels are this year's summer songs.
>>222499985around age 25-30 its weird how you see who the genetically blessed and cursed are. some blokes look their age for a bit then at 26 they could pass for 34
>>222500029I have lots of smaller YouTubers I follow but I gatekeep them and don't tell anyone hehe
All I'll say is that Ethan Klein isn't helping his tribes reputation being so litigious after becoming known as the Fair Use guy.
>>222500042>Slayyyter Dancethe production is good and the intro got my hopes us but as a song it's mid
>>222500021May I see what sort of physique 14 years of working out gives you please?
odd that far cry 6 has a kind of happy ending
>>222499935Post what you want, ignore the spergs
>>222500055twinsieees xxx
>>222500024>>222500035>>222500042limpwrist.jpg
>>222500055dm me the list x
i'm 36 but i look 17
>>222499522I live like this and look like this
>>222500058>but as a song it's midNot really
I don't mind AI I just hate AI art
where’s the bloody gimmicks
>>222500066shan't be posting here but i don't take steroids and have just maintained what /fit/ calls a "mid physique" despite people IRL thinking of me as a bodybuilder and complimenting my physique (i am still a virgin)
>>222500119Spaki's off for the hour. You'll get your rorke posts soon dw lad
>>222500086
>>222500021i remember when creatine mono was £10 for 500g
If Jay Bauman was 10 years younger he'd have been a video essayist talking about The Haunting Implications of Roy Story 3
>>222500066there wouldn't be much difference between 5 years and 14
roy story
>>222500147creatine is still pretty cheap is lidl
>>222500127Find a pic online of someone with similar physique. I'm curious as all hell now.
>>222500108there's a certain deadness to it that's hard to describe
>Roy Story 3genuinely screamed at this
>>222500127based virg
>>222500158Oh word? 5 year is the plateau?
>oh wordfor real dawg
>>222500164closest thing i could find on a quick skim of /fit/
>>222500190genuinely would smash her head into the wall if she said this to me, then id kill her :)
>>222500183yh..
>>222500173Going to get a bit pretentious here, but art is partly about discovery. The finished product never quite matches the conception, things change as you work out how to execute the image in your mind and these little idiosyncracies form a personal style. AI just gives you exactly what you want, so there's no opportunity for discovery or development
The summer hit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmfsEUV9cj4
>>222500190CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>222500205Zamn!
what did andy burnham mean by this
>>222500263the wretched humidity
>>222500219It depends
I've kept my curtains and windows closed all summer and my house is quite cool
>>222500219also the fact that art at its core is a conversation between the creator and the viewer but with ai there's no creator, no intent, no conception, no "conversation", nothing
>>222500307a daring synthesis
wouldn't mind if it was a little bit less hot, know what I mean lads? haha...
>>222500314yep, very true
just noticed a particular artefact i leave in some of my posts and wonder if anyone has caught on to it and perhaps give me a moniker
>>222500314>>222500331It actually does depend though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuAuBsPGbNIThe watch
>>222500265Kier married a jewish woman and is raising his kids jewish so Andy has to step it up
Might play a Mario but don't know which one
>>222500370> Ceo and y/n ahh moment. the fuck does this zoomer shit mean?
>>222500392have replayed super mario world probably two hundred times get it fucking emulated
aye, you might have one this round, jackbut i'm the victor
me and the gf https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782014384428350.webm
>>222500013should i watch the first and last season of twin peaks?
thanks for not stabbing me
>At CrimeCon true crime obsessives come face-to-face with real loss>Podcasters rub shoulders with prosecutors, and attendees - wearing T-shirts emblazoned with slogans like "True Crime And Wine" or "I'm Only Here For An Alibi" - carry conference-provided bags stamped with "unsolved crime is a choice". Honestly what is this shit, also there were maybe 4 blokes in the pics of this article, two looked like camera operators and the other two were parents of someone who was killed/missing
Just started my new streak and blud posts "male:rape -yaoi" :skull:If I were a weaker man I'd be cooked
There seems to be no consensus about which GTA game is best or how they rank. I've only ever played San Andrea and wondering if any of the others are much better, as I don't want to play something of similar quality.
>>222500364currently running lexographic analysis on every /brit/ thread in the archive and comparing it to scraped social media posts to dox each and every one of you based on how frequently you use certain words, phrasing and punctuation
this was basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnlQW8Rh80A
Don't understand how men with penises that large have sex. I am barely 6.5 inches and this seems to be too big for most women in real life apparently.
>>222500401You wouldn't get it unc
>>222500440they are genuinely extremely overrated, my favourite is gta4 because the npc physics are the best for enjoying going on rampages
happy heavenly fathers day pa a ken your watching the fitba wae me looking doon
>>222500263>"fakin beaut m8, rell day for a white fish and parmi"
I didn't really watch that video I just saw it in my suggested videos and thought I'd post it here for a laugh. Don't even know what it is
>>222500470seen far too many of these today
those sex machines you can buy off Amazon don't move in and out very far
>>222500392Been watching thishttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZN9jwqaWYaxBE-GITjN/
>>222500447holy fucking shit how are americans watching this and not realising how zogged they are
>>222500401>ceo and y/nreferencing common self-insert fanfic tropes, y/n means "your name">ahhESL zoomerbabble for "ass", one of many contemporary examples of already-clunky nigger slang devolving into an even more execrable form of online mystery meat pidgin english (you'll start noticing this one everywhere if you haven't already)
pissing it down in here
>>222500515it's jew york they have to kneel to their rulers
is gettysburg 1993 just a bunch of gay hoopla?
>>222500517Thanks lil bro
sometimes, all i think about is youlate nights in the middle of juneheat waves been faking me outcan’t make you happier now
>>222500495Delete this.NOW.
Give the Prime Minister seat to me. I will handle it until the end of the season.
poo york, poooo yoooorkkkkk
>>222500537It's utterly bizarre how it's supposed to be a debate about New York and the reported straight up asks him what he thinks of Jews and Israel lmao
>>222500572i wanna pee and shart in it poo york, poo york
wonder what the factors are in deciding which articles have a comment section on BBC News
Type "F" in the chat for Keir
>>222500583gp
>>222500517Unc ahh asked jeeves :skull:
>>222500590S
unc ahh bruh yn ceo 6 7 aah
>>222500590Sir Keir stays
Australia is a mental place. These fuckers pop in the water for a swim and get eaten by a white shark. Think that's 5 this year
might watch a molly darling kino after my dinner
rorke plapping aunties from cape to casablanca
There are a lot of old political caricatures and comedy sketches that mock a certain kind of person that spends too much on coffee and picks unconventional kinds of coffee in coffee shops. Did such persons ever actually exist?My notion is that coffee enthusiasts dont frequent coffee shops, they buy their own coffee making equipment.
Is the Starmer defender still around?
We here at /brit/ say goodbye and goodnight to Sir Keir Rodney Starmer - your cultural impact on this general and beyond will be fondly remembered
>>222500370First couple was very real in my school
>>222500263it nor right IT JUST NOT
Keir inspired a generation to do things. I don't know what they were but they were inspired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Uy86fidIkYoutube is healing.
>>222500640Coffee used to be seen as a rich persons drink in the past iirc, tea was the working mans drink
>>222500677beer was fir poor people
sir final hours
>>222500431well obviously that's extremely erotic
>>222500677About 200 years ago the wealthiest had hot chocolate now it's considered a drink for runts and women.>>222500693One of the left gained about 200 pounds since that pic.
>>222500617Damn, what a freak accident... *tiptoes away with bucket of chum and guts with a horrible evil grin on my face*
>>222500693#slopfaps
>>222500693Get them snogged
Let you lot in on a little secret, switch to doing things in the night and sleeping in the day during heatwaves
>>222500693you've got a license for posting these outrageous pictures?
>>222500693this was what I saw all the time back in secondary school
>>222500617patrols dont do anythingjust false sense of confidence
>>222500693i pledge allegianceto the slag
poo
>>222500746scron
>>222500590Downfall (2026)
>>222500769some jobby that
>>222500769Kinda looks like a uh... you know
right well thats a stool big enough to sit on
>>222500807why would you sit on it
i predict that in a couple of years there will be "AI rehab". As in, a movement for normies that let AI manage their lives to such an extent that cant function without it.
>>222500742sc
Eat it
>>222500817https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a36650744/how-to-have-prostate-orgasm/
>>222499219
starmer putting me in prison for googling a jpop girl (clearly this means I want to wank to her)
>>222500855fucking state of that early new
>>222500865it's. recycled.
UHHHHHHHH ME A DI KING A DI JONGLE ME A DI KING A DI DESERTME A DI KING A DI CLIFFTON SUSPENSION BRIDGEDATS WHERE I JUMPY TONIGHHTTA
hey hey ho hothis post count has got to go (up)
