Utterly peng edition
too hot by far.
>>222504284lil zohran watching from la chaise du cocu as i have my way with her
once sang rammstein sonne at the secondary school talent show in year 7 and I got called hitler for the rest of my time at the school
>>222504307get amongst it you virge
rorke reposting his rorkebait post in the new after nobody (you)ed him in the old
oi 'omelanda step away from me woife's son
and what of the bhenchods?
>>222504373we are here at the same time
>>222504381another day in paradise
>>222504381i know its been said before but those glasses really are excellent
nth for the baddiedem
Just rubbed my willy gay pornily
>>222504390went tae pub
>>222504381TJB's miserable pathetic downfall is actually motivating me to avoid growing old alone at all costs
>>222504307get that AC blowing, the cool air flowing, a clue gained
imagine how many nappies tim fills with shite every day. hes eating nonstop
>>222504284Foren muck edish
>>222504436probably had a coke you bender
why do average british all look like this?
The ottomans were the real descendents of rome
>>222504477did coke with your dad and snogged his neck
>>222504488is that a dog collar
>>222504511zesty
ritual axe from bronze age china. makes you think doesnt it
>>222504484why you arr rook same?
hate it when you post a funny comment to no (yous) only to see a slight variation of that post do numbers later on
>>222504518Belt
>>222504484Mad that a freak like this shags
>>222504333>>222504381>>222504438they should stop feeding him so much
>>222504511bit gay m8
>>222504488Haha salad box might say poo
timboid>>222504538
Up om my podium as a know it all scholarDown in my seat of judgement,Gavels bang, uphold the lawUp on my soapbox, a leader out to change the worldDown in my pulpit as a holier than thouCould be messenger of GOD
>>222504538>42-44inwill that even fit him at this point
>>222504538influencer vibes
don't like it when you post a funny comment to no (yous) only to see a slight variation of that post do numbers later on
>>222504527
>>222504538>42-44inBig boy
>>222504578Lol yeah haha , annoying this innit
>>222504420>i know its been said before when?
>>222504578ktim
dog shit filtered flag editionkill all vpn nigs
... got to sign my passport - finally - wearing my excellent glasses watching live US open golf on sky sports golf on my tv in home …
grinds my gears when someone post something really similar to my post later and gets a lot more (you)s than me
wish I had access to drugs but I am autisticus maximus
>>222504597about 40 times a day by tim on his twitter for starters
>>222504578I don't get any yous but I imagine if this site had upvotes I'd be getting loads
>>222504606that's no vpn pal. that's real
>>222504627dark web
photograph from wikipedia that looks strangely like a painting. makes you think doesnt it
>>222504542Almost as if it isn't 100% about looks. Staggering......
cuppa with a plate of nigger biscuits
LOL Tim dying alone in a care home surrounded by strangers while seasideMARK is losing weight, enjoying Weymouth and shagging birds every weekend.
Spain ruining the match by scoring too much
>>222504657SHIT FART POO SCREAMINMG
i leave a trail of vile black mucous everywhere i go
>>222504542he shags women that can at a stretch be identified as primates but certainly not as women
Just want a chudette gf
Why not right
>>222504660evil tranny freak, want infinite compassion for being a deranged ladyboy with (shock) mental health issues but have none for anyone else
>>222504629:/
Which one is Saudi Arabia?
saudi arabia having a bad couple of days herefirst the strait gets closed again now this
trying to stay positive even though everyday I take L after L after L
Used to actually like EW before she started being all nasty to the impoverished
RIP the camel jockeys
Spain are getting the job done this time
>>222504712Here's an L for you: I love you
>>222504695fix the situation.
>>222504721chicken jockeyy
guess not everyone can be as good as the mighty cape verde
the toby carbery take away.... scrannedthe verdict.... not as good as in-house
>>222504660Tim is living the life of a millionaire while Mark smells of shit
>>222504732they've not been here but tbf I've tried to be nice but they just get aggy with me so not entirely sure what to do about that
>>222504717He's always been a horrible little man to those less fortunate than him whilst playing the victim himself
seasidemark is an actual nonce cretin so no wonder it loves it
Alright so for context I'm tuned into BBC One right? And guess what? I'm confused? Because there are two teams on the field? I can't tell which is which? Due to the lack of a distinct ethnicity? Between the players? From each team?
>>222504764i dont care fix itbring them back now
>>222504754a millionaire with very warm drinks. wish the daft cunt would put them in the fridge.
mum taking the absolute piss with this Sunday dinner ETA 8:00 PM IS SHE FUCKING JOKING
>>222504717will always hate him for that profoundly mentally ill songannoying little earworm find it getting stuck in my head at random times
>>222504786reckon they'd come back if I offered to pump them
>>222504307It's going to get hotter, peaking on Wednesday and Thursday>>222504462Most people in the UK don't have AC because traditionally the UK rarely got hot. But I guess climate change is now making the UK hot more often.
woah
Who gives a fuck about shiteball
>>222504781oh give it a rest rorke you incorrigible bhenchod
>>222504789in spain they eat dinner at 11pm on a workday
>>222504803see if you can blow rings vaping a can of lynx
hi lads anyone from MI6 or the CIA in?
>>222504809true detective, what a tv programme that was by the way
coming to realise that very few experiences in my life were my decision. i just go where other people tell me to go and do what other people want to do
>>222504819well they're fucking idiots arent they
>>222504823i'm quitting vaping because my head keeps hurting when I do it
>>222504819Not in Spain am I cunt
>>222504532you all look this face
>>222504810love a world cup me
>>222504284she's hideous
>>222504806About 30p an hour the AC is.... that adds up it's too much. As the weekly electric budget is £30 at most for my horrible little household.
think sheed is just dogshit at football then
its telling EW's affinity for seasidemark who we know to be, for a fact, a wrongun meanwhile he derides tim for being a wrongun based on zero evidence utterly despicable
>>222504842i do actually look like that
>>222504852muslims dont really like sportor scienceor artor music
>>222504789shall be barbequing my din dins at halftime
>>222504867The fire… whatever happened there
>>222504901it rose
mark is more entertaining than tim
>>222504841Spanish weather, late dinner, simple as
>>222504867That's the entire gimmick. Purposely and obnoxiously being wrong to wind people like you up.
to shreds you say
>>222504891maybe if you dont know anything about history
>>222504919>the picktim
>>222504867if you filter it you don't have to see any of it
Piehead sperging out about Tim again
>>222504930really is strange how people dont realise this and continue to give the freak exactly what he wants whenever he wants it. i didnt know it was possible to be that stupid and gullible
>>222504930we see you leftypol, we know what you're doing
>>222504942They stopped liking that stuff a millennium ago
>>222504919for me it was when he livestreamed trying to kill himself by lying on train tracks at christmas then got scared because he heard a helicopter and thought it was the police after him
Not sure what to have for dinner tonight
God I hate roasting weather, I just sit here on the PC watching youtube all day and no that's not what I normally doI'd play video games and the like normally but it's just too hot to have my smelly bedroom heated up by them
Wish people in the thread would stop posting things that make me think, I don't want to think I want to return to the primordial ooze.
>>222504950trying to cut out phoneposting for this reason
Hate not doing anything productive every single day
>>222504994same also wish they wouldn't post pictures of birds or normie stuff that reminds I'm a lonely vampire incel
got the big paddling pool out of the garage earlier. shall be inflating and filling it on tuesday morning ahead of the worst of the heatwave. will have a nice float around in the garden whenever it gets too much.
>>222504951Hey EW, Piehead even really exist?
>>222505021what the food elton's squatting over sees
wasted my 20s being an incel and genuinely don't know how to copehonestly feel so upset and borderline suicidal I just want to be a normal person ffs hate being this way
any sweaty bollock man in
>>222505031shall be having a swim in my bin myself
>>222505024dont blame her, imagine the south asian freaks that come in expecting a wank
>>222505024im feeling extreme emotions towards this headline and image, just absolutely boiling over with various thoughts and feelings
>>222505009did lots of gardening today cos it was looking a bit ragged out there. very neat and tidy now.
scared and comfortable
>>222505079expound
>>222505068Rorkes dad more likely
might move to the UK and build homes with traditional middle eastern cooling techniques for the poor
>just got a fraud charge from a euro ride app on my cardthe afro scammers have become the scammed
just got banned from my favourite massage parlour lads
>>222505059wank your willy x
the lush life
>>222504284thought that weird tag on the glasses was an earphone
Alrigato
>>222504985We're on the "Chip and Dip" formerly known as "Picky Bits"
>>222504993Buy an AC unit
>>222505059ktimstarting to come to terms with the possibility i might be an actual autistthere's a screw loose somewhere anyway, that's for sure
sons just drawn this for school, hes in year 4. is this cause for concern?
>>222505064This lad fucking tiny
>>222505111you just know that starbucks iced coffee has been sitting in the warm all day cos the mad mong hates fridges
going back in time 200 years and becoming a revolutionary novelist by ripping off all the books i know about from today's world
>>222505142Nah it's fine mate
Doing a poo, it loose.
/brit/ stands with incels
probably wouldn't have that much 'pression if I didn't have to work. it taints every waking moment of your life.
always felt those statements all sounded similar
I are actually autistic but not autistic enough to hang out with disabled people
to fart, perchance to poo
>>222505152listen nob head, if i want to have a swim in me own bin, on the hottest day ever had in england, then i'm entitled to do so!
>>222505142Elementary school incels
>>222505198what do you think /brit/ is
>>222505184get a job you like
If you're worried mate, just don't worry x
>>222504427get some of the new soogs posted
>>222505184I was more depressed when I wasn't working and just sat at home alone doing fuck all
>>222505218work delayed. a cock gooned.
rapetoil
>>222505236weird pic
best/worst MARK moment was when he started stabbing himself, bit surreal that one, someone has the webm
get them outget them pumpedget them goonedget them housedget them fed
>>222505218get him gooned sounds like a brit gimkick
>>222505209Lol bincel
>>222504488>>222504456>>222504438>>222504381>>222504333what has happened now that hes almost always in bed in this heat? is this a deterioration of whatever condition he has? will he be bedbound or dead in a year?
>>222505218“Get him gooned” is crazy
>>222505059in the TV show F.R.I.E.N.D.S ross is 32 in episode 1in the TV show frasier dr frasier crane is 41 in episode 1you don't got much time because those people are much more accomplished than you will be at that age and they're TV show characters but still x
it fucking looms
>>222505194Some lad posted here that there's an agency that basically guides victims families on these statements, forget their name
A goon for me a goon for thee
>>222505236willy twitched reading this
>>222505288bros just a chill guy
it looms
>>222505298his name was ken
/brit/ is a gooner general
>>222505292kelsey grammer raped a child
>>222505194blacked poolanski silent on this one
>>222505297alri laura loomer
>>222505194finbar's dad is real tho
>>222505275bin sell your self
n'yeah see? gonna goon the batman, see? n'yeahhhh
How did Tim earn enough wealth to be living in a decent care home? Was he normal once?
>>222505292okay thanks or fuck you or whatever
sproinggg
>>222505335Get this lad gooned NOW
>>222505319MERCY
>>222505339he was middle class, did some acting
>>222505339He went to a yank uni, going to assume he came from some wealth
>>222505343shag it
SAUDI ARABIAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I can't post
>>222505343such a perfect goon cock
>>222505335wouldn't the bin be all nasty with that sickly sweet smell?
https://youtu.be/ymWc_AxitpY>>222505288He wakes up at like 2 am
>>222505369south american niggas get to shag this for 15 pesos and half a dubloon it not right
bag of Haribo 'Eggs Galore' down my gobhole
>>222505319listen he's had a hard lifehis dad diedhis sister, murdered, what a tragedyand lest we forget that not 13 years ago, he was punched in the face by a man now dead!
>>222505369The hepatitis you ordered, sir
>>222505339he was the best trader on the floor in the 80s. they called him timmy trades. it was a taylor woodrow trade in the 2000s that sent him mentalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhSA2b8GE8
> Young men caught up in extremism ‘in search for belonging’, says UK youth violence campaignerBingo. Need to get rorke off the computer, outside, in a job, in a club, get him some friends
popped a £250 air con unit in the amazon basket. think it might be time to just get it done. for the bedroom like.
we did it /brit/
>>222505392err ok
/brit/ weekend conference at the National Shaggers Event Centre, featuring Tim as guest speaker
just had a sip of water
>>222505423How expensive is it to run the kind you jam in the window?
>>222505428got hired to dj this, shall be spinning you're from the sainsburys aren't you
>>222505425looks like a large black chasm which is quite apt for manosphere topics such as testosterone levels
rorke in a dark corner in a trench coat handing a document about the 'temu porn niggas'
>>222505380He likes scoring a good early bedtime
>>222505428i'll present the keynote>Rizzing her up on Hinge: How, and Why
>>222505443oh yeah, what's the gear?
>>222505298research information and communications unit(ricu)
any zesty fodes in
>>222505478dunno was planning on just hooking up my spotify to the speakers pressing shuffle and going on my phone
>>222505471i'm a fat bastard and even i don't have a fast food app
>>222505471der ubergoyim
>>222505432bizarre lie
>>222505438dunno. would only ever be using it about 20 days a year though so it probably doesn't matter too much.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1782060400731902.mp4b
>>222505471love this. perfect ring to propose to a cheeseburger with
>>222505471YOU FAT BASTARDYOU FAT BASTARD
Drinking tea and scowling
>>222505288only condition he has is being a lazy cunt he's living how he wants to live lad
A system that must employ lying as it's foundational base because of the many victims it creates, but it's totally working and not leading us into civilizational collapse.
>>222505471>spend probably thousands of pounds on goyslop>your reward is free chips but only for a year
>>222505500naah well rent some CDJs and a DJM and make it a proppa party
>>222505540
ricu in actionhttps://youtu.be/t9Zp5GdxV4U
Been car boot sale me xHad a few jars as well xIt Sunday x
>>222505540who has nigga
Sir Pseudointellect
>>222505567well i know a guy who got paid £400 a day to dj shopping centres and he just did the spotify thing so i reckon i'll stick with that
steal scrap metal and make counterfeit coins
>>222505540Oh look another 'conspiracy' that just happened to turn out to be true. What number we up to now?
>heat dome>pollen bombit's over
heaven knows i'm miserable now
Currently voyaging to escape the heat in Britain.
drinking zero alcohol IPA. tastes alright.
Don't particularly like Mel Gibson's movies. Reckon they're too schlocky and needlessly gorey
currently eating weetbix
is it possible to get a gf as an autist
>drinking
>>222505685prefer a shredded wheat
got ice in me drinking vessel me
>>222505688female autists exist
>>222505688get yourself on love on the spectrum x
>Young men in search of some serious growing up
>>222505684apocalypto is very good
>>222505690genuine talent
can a weetbix guy fall in love with a shredded wheat gal
>>222505625lol, good for him, but If I'm coming we are renting gear lad
>>222505635No one's counting unfortunately. English lives don't matter.
>>222505760well its a shaggers conference so i don't expect you shall be invited
if geowizard did a straight line mission through my field i would shoot him
>>222505765>stand up to racism >kneeling on the floorYou couldn't make it up
looking forward to getting sautéed this week
the most freakist female autist subgroup is the bird freaksTRUE knower here
honestly realised that a 'good person' is basically a complete fantasyeveryone exists on a spectrum of self absorbed narcissism and genuinely no one truly cares about other people other than a projected self-considerationI include myself ofc
i would also rape him
Patron Saint Georgius Floyddus of Fentanalis
>>222505765>NO!! going back to school
geowizard more like geotwatracist plonker
>>222505798hows year 9 going x
she pussed out that other blackie came along and destroyed her it's over
>>222505773excuse me?
Getting raped up the bum hole by some Australian farmer for trying to film a video
Wonder if I'd be happier if I had a job
i got sunburned yesterday
>>222505831sorry lad was just fishing for some done himsi'll see myself out now
>>222505782lol
USA vs France world cup final will be kino
>>222505798that’s true of moids, women love their kids
>>222505823unfathomable chin
getting it gooned
>>222505780>>222505800bit rude
>>222505873women believe on a spiritual level that their kids are actually an extension of themselves
If the boner police are here I DEMAND a LAWYER
>>222505857Activeeeee
>>222505820Just further proving my point, you could have demonstrated a modicum of moral depth by patiently trying to explain to me why I'm wrong, but you opted for mockery in the hope of getting amused responses from the other /brit/ posters. Every reply thst continues on in this manner will just evidence my point even further.
used to put an effort in to leaving my house and doing stuff but now i just rot in my room
>>222505902shut yo bitch ass upstupid nigga
quick shit in the middle of the all-you-can-eat tactical chunder then straight back in for the next roundalready polished off the whole hors d’oeuvres platter now we are onto the meat and fish and fishies have got to swim, hasnt it so i will have a cheeky five glasses of bubbly while im at it LUSH
nigga said modicum
>>222505910No point really is there if you're not a normal with family and mates
>>222505911once again demonstrating my thesis
pikachu
So this is it. The final /brit/
>>222505936*gay virgin voice*once again demonstrating my thesis
>>222505860nah its ok, I can bring some birds even
>>222504293>>222504293>>222504293
>>222505940Little fella
>>222505236Hot
>>222505940leftypols true form
>>222505245My PC acked itself again, no can do tonight
